* Posts by Winkypop

4269 posts • joined 21 Oct 2008

We 'could' send troubled Watchkeeper drones to war, insists UK minister

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Cancel the program. Gut them, paint them bright yellow and...

....cement them in place in kiddies playgrounds.

Everyone wins.

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Airbus plans beds in passenger plane cargo holds

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As someone looking at a long-haul flight in 3 weeks (Oz - UK)

Y E S

P L E A S E

Windows are over rated.

Sleeping is easy.

Icon: That's what I look like after 20 hours of flying...

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They're back! 'Feds only' encryption backdoors prepped in US by Dems

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Simple, just call: 36-24-36

It's time you made a stand

For a fee

I'm happy to be

Your back door man...

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Mine's the one with the school cap in it.

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In a sorry state again: Zuckerberg dusts off apology playbook in mea culpa to Congress

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Well, technically, we didn't stuff up

It was our intention all along...we just figured that nobody would care.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a terrible leak of drone buyers' data

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Damn it!

I'd better check my latest purchase from "NuclearSubsForLess"

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Facebook suspends, investigates CubeYou, another data-harvester

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It's as if...

...the whole thing is just a giant personal information slurping monster designed by people with ulterior motives....

Hmmmmmm

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Facebook’s in real trouble now: Australia’s opened a probe

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For more information

Please refer to the Federal Government Facebook page....

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Facebook can’t count, says Cambridge Analytica

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Oh, "no more than 30 million"

That's fine then.

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As Zuck apologizes again... Facebook admits 'most' of its 2bn+ users may have had public profiles slurped by bots

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The schadenfreude is strong

My current status: Deeply amused.

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nbn™ loses its head: CEO Bill Morrow bails

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Hmmm, "nearly done"

I'd like to see the definition of that claim better defined.

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Doomed Chinese space lab Tiangong-1 crashes into watery Pacific grave

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Re: More trash for the ocean

True enough.

However I try and limit my disposal of hydrazine and radioactive isotopes in the council waste.

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More trash for the ocean

At least we have Planet B......

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No chance of flying too close to this: Icarus, the most distant star seen, is 9bn light years away

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Hawking's Star?

Relatively speaking...

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Why you shouldn't trust a stranger's VPN: Plenty leak your IP addresses

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Happy

April first

Icons -->

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Any social media accounts to declare? US wants travelers to tell

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That's not the USA I knew

And loved...

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What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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I said Jehovah

But I think I got away with it.

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Tantalising Tabby's Star teases watchers with big dimming event

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The flying spaghetti monster

Dims in mysterious waves

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Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Way to go Mr Hawking!

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

And I wouldn't want it any other way.

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That long-awaited Mark Zuckerberg response: Everything's fine! Mostly fixed! Facebook's great! All good in the hoodie!

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It wasn't us

Some big boys did it, then ran away...

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Oh bucket! Unpack the suitcases. TRAPPIST-1 planets too wet to support life

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Hmmmmm

Water...

Trappist...

BEER!

Send up some Space Monks!

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Cambridge Analytica CEO suspended – and that's not even the worst news for them today

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Re: As a non Facebook user*, let me just say...

Sorted!

No friends you see!

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As a non Facebook user*, let me just say...

Bwahahahaaaahhaaaaaaaaa

* and have never been one

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Re: OK, that's it!

I'll buy a JCB to pour in the corn!

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US govt's final bid to extradite Lauri Love kicked into touch

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"US detention and healthcare provision have been rightly shown to be unjust and oppressive"

Being poor or incarcerated (especially both) in the America WILL be injurious to your health.

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US cops go all Minority Report: Google told to cough up info on anyone near a crime scene

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C'mon guys, we are all guilty of something!

It's just a matter of what.

If unsure, wait where you are while your betters construct some new laws....

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Cyborg fined for riding train without valid ticket

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Re: Jenny Agutter wearing that short dress

Oooh dear, I remember that too.

Here is the antidote:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nintchdbpict000202028163.jpg?strip=all&w=640

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Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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Close to the edge

..... In this case: NO .......

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China to offer recoverable satellites-as-a-service

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Come in XUR 12322716523

Your time is up!

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Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode'

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Pirate

Windows S

Superfluous?

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Pasties in SPAAAAACE: Cornwall hopes for slice of £50m spaceport cash

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch space port

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

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Europe plans special tax for Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon

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Joke

Sign me up for 2% tax

Hell, I'll pay 4% !!

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TVEyes blindsided: Fox News defeats search engine in copyright spat

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Definitely a crime!

It's bad enough that FOX News exists at all, but reproducing it?

INHUMAN.

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Washington (no, not that one) to pass hardcore net neutrality law: All ISPs in state must obey

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Well Spokane!

I hope this will Seattle the issue.

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Why, why, Mr American Pai? FCC boss under increasing pressure in corporate favoritism row

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So

Who's got a finger in the Pai?

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Symantec ends cheap Norton offer to NRA members

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And if the NRA don't change their ways...

They will offer them a lifetime subscription.

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NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

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Guns are love!

Fearless leader is a genius

We have always been at war with Eurasia

Take your meds citizen

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Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Exorcism?

Cardinal Biggles called, wants his inquisition back.

Nooooooobody....

Seriously though, it's 2018 guys.

Stop with the magic shit.

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Who wanted a future in which AI can copy your voice and say things you never uttered? Who?!

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Re: Ring ring...

What research?

I doubt my childhood medical records exist in an easily discoverable way.

PS: I fell from the top bunk of a bed... Oh, darn it!

PPS: Mum is 80, and quite well thank you.

PPPS: I was 6 at the time, so things hadn't 'developed' in that department.

PPPPS: It wasn't my wrist.

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Ring ring...

Hi, eh, Mum?

You need how much money?

I should wire it to your account.

It's for urgent medical procedures, you say.

OK.

One question, explain to me again how I broke my wrist in 1968...

<click>

duh duh duh...

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The YouTube crackdown on fake news: Promoting bonkers Florida school shooting conspiracies

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And how about those Moon landings, eh?

Water isn't actually wet.

Trump is a great POTUS.

Flares look great.

The Edsel was a top seller.....

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Australia joins the 'decrypt it or we'll legislate' club

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Dutton

Mr Potato Head say what?

https://goo.gl/images/FVwyVS

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Australia's new insta-pay scheme has insta-lookup of any user's phone number

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I prefer to delete the email and THEN laugh.

But each to their own.

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Sorry, Elon, your Tesla roadster won't orbit for billions of years

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Crash into Venus you say!

Seems that Ralph Nader was right.

Unsafe at any speed.

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NASA budget shock: Climate studies? GTFO. We're making the Moon great again, says Trump

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Re: Fools never learn

2/10

Why so generous?

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Send Trump to the Moon

100% guaranteed to find NONE of the pesky Climate Change stuff there.

Hold your breath Donny!

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nbn™ scoreboard: our new way to look at Australia's national broadband network

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NBN cabinet installed in next street to us!

I suspect it's empty, but WHOOOOO it sure looks nice and shiny.

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Still not on Windows 10? Fine, sighs Microsoft, here are its antivirus tools for Windows 7, 8.1

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For Sale: In the Fort Clark, North Dakota area

Free blankets!!

Surplus direct from the military smallpox infirmary in St. Louis.

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Assange fails to make skipped bail arrest warrant vanish

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I feel sorry for the guy!

Naaah.....

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Re: Ian Michael Gumby A Flagrant Rotten Denial of Justice and a Blot in the UKGBNI Landscape

Re: "Assange created his own mess. Now he has to live with it."

Should have worn that condom.

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