* Posts by Winkypop

4022 posts • joined 21 Oct 2008

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Amateurs!

Bacon, sausages (2), poached egg (2) (runny), fried tomato (half), thick toast (2), black AND white pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, baked beans and HP sauce! Oh, and espresso coffee, no tea.

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Adobe will kill Flash by 2020: No more updates, support, tears, pain...

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Smug mode engaged

Rid my sites of all things Flash 3 years ago. It took some convincing of business owners.

Bring it.

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China censors drop the soap operas, sitcoms

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No soaps

Lucky devils

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Fan of FBI cosplay? Enjoy freaking out your neighbors? Have we got the eBay auction for you

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Ironside

Does it have a wheelchair lift?

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Cops harpoon two dark net whales in megabust: AlphaBay and Hansa

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Pub carparks

Ban them now!!!!

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UK uni warns students of phishers trying to nick their tuition fees

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Ay Pet

Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,

Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;

Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,

Thou shall hev a salmon when the boat comes in.

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Apple hurls out patches for dozens of security holes in iOS, macOS

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As the designated fam/friends IT support

It's update time!!!!

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UK government's war on e-cigs is over

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Smokers / vapers suck

Go find a hill top if you must pollute the atmosphere.

Ban the pong!

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UK.gov snaps on rubber gloves, prepares for mandatory porn checks

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Lazy kids these days

We had to ride our bikes all the way to the newsagent to cop a look at a Razzle mag while the shop lady was busy!

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Now here's a novel idea: Digitising Victorian-era stamp duty machines

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Old machines maybe

But reliable.

If not antiquated.

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UK spookhaus GCHQ can crack end-to-end encryption, claims Australian A-G

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Oh George

You've done it again!

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Dear racist Airbnb host, we've enrolled you in an Asian American studies course

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Trump's rules

Should of grabbed her by the pussy.

ITS A JOKE OK?

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ATO phone hacking 'tutorial' is tame unless you use a Nokia 1100

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Shock, shock, shocked I say!

MSM get IT story arse-about!

El Reg excepted.

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Russia, China vow to kill off VPNs, Tor browser

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Because

Information is power.

Power is love.

Love is power.

Apols to Mr Orwell.

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Ransomware-slinging support scammers hire local cash mule in Oz

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What a silly bunt

These are probably the very same scammers who, when told to Get Rooted, proceed to ring back over and over for the next few hours in revenge! One bastard said he would ring all night. We left the phone off the hook...

String them up I say.

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LHC finds a new and very charming particle: the Xicc++ baryon

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And I thought school was a forced day care centre.

These guys and girls were the ones listening and learning.

A+

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Trump backs off idea for joint US/Russian 'impenetrable Cyber Security unit'

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Oh Donny boy

The series of pipes are calling...

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Oz government wants its own definition of what 'backdoor' means

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WTF?

Spurious arguments

How many fairies can you fit on the head of a pin?

Pure bullshit.

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Mainframe TITSUP totals Oz tax tech, again

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FAIL

What day is it?

Centrelink

Medicare

ATO

...etc

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Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Ban god's rainbow! Too right!!

The biblical rainbow celebrates the end to a world-wide, genocidal, near mass extinction event.

Now that is sick.

On the other hand, any other uses are perfectly fine.

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Minister says Oz Medicare breach was crims, not hackers

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Not hackers! Crims!

No worries.

(phew, that was close)

Proof that any fool can call themselves a Minister.

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One-third of Brit IT projects on track to fail

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My project is 10% complete

And the estimate of when it will be finished is 100%

- Dilbert

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Medicare data leaks, but who was breached?

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Alert

Geo will save our data !

So will anyone else who pays for it, apparently.

Sack these fsuckers!

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Kaspersky repeats offer: America can see my source code

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Trollface

Da

The US military's commander-in-chief is a Russian import as well.

So...

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Oz attorney-general a step closer to SCNA*

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George Brandis is to privacy, what...

...Mr Burns is to philanthropy.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Mr_Burns.png

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Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars

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Pizza-Gate + Mars-Gate. Therefore

One can get Pizza on Mars!

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Four Brits cuffed in multimillion-quid Windows tech support call scam probe

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Let them dance the Tyburn jig

Sell tickets.

Profit.

Party like it's 1759.

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Five-eyes nations want comms providers to bust crypto for them

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In other news

A spokeswonk from the King Canute Tidal Institution claimed the Moon has something to do with it. Research continues.

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Blunder down under: self-driving Aussie cars still being thwarted by kangaroos

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A fuckin' great big Bull Bar

Who stops or slows?

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Northern Ireland bags £150m for broadband pipes in £1bn Tory bribe

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Not a bribe?

But it will all end in tears.

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Queensland Police want access to locked devices

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Folks are dumb where they come from

Oh Queensland, always different, always that bit thick.

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Humanity is doomed: We watch 45 BILLION hours of YouTube a month

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Megaphone

ShhhHHHhHhhhhhh!

I'm watching the latest Techmoan review....

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Ex-NASA bod on Gwyneth Paltrow site's 'healing' stickers: 'Wow. What a load of BS'

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FAIL

WooWoo peddlers and fools

In great company, made for each other.

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UK and Ecuador working on Assange escape mechanism

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Re: Is Transportation still on the legal books?

Hang on, convicts yes, but we do have limits!

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Shown the Ecuadoor

Would he be safer from the bad guys in Ecuador?

Probably not.

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Waymo: We've got a hot smoking gun in Uber 'tech theft' brouhaha

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Uber Nation

Time for Uber to start its own reclusive State, NK style.

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WikiLeaks doc dump reveals CIA tools for infecting air-gapped PCs

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WTF?

Who comes up with these silly application names?

Cowboys or spooks?

Sorry; same, same...

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Lordy! Trump admits there are no tapes of his chats with Comey

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Trump flubs his way through another crisis

NEXT!

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Etsy issues pink slips for almost quarter of staff in quest for profit

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A stitch in time

Doesn't save 230...

--> The one with the added sequins

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Oz senate committee says 'robo-debt' program was 'set up to fail'

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FAIL

Kafkaesque meets Rube Goldberg

Defended by people who never have to use the 'system'

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Uber's New York competitor sued over driver equity scheme

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Suits ripping off workers

plus ça change...

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Wanted: broadband crash-test dummies for ACCC's speed tests

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Not testing, waiting

NBN?

I live in a capital city and still don't even have a projected build date.

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You wait ages for a sun, then two come along at once: All stars have twins, say astroboffins

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Sons

An heir and a spare!

What?

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Re: Seems difficult to accept

I'm just going outside and I may be some time....

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Teen girl who texted boyfriend to kill himself guilty of manslaughter

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Unhappy

"repeatedly urged and encouraged"

There's ya problem

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Just like knotted-up headphones: Entangled photons stay entwined over record distance

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May and Trump issue Interpol arrest warrant

Mr A. Einstein for aiding terrorists through unbreakable encryption!

--> lab jacket

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Uber sued after digging up medical records of woman raped by driver

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FAIL

Übermensch?

No, Über mess

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Voyager 1 passes another milestone: It's now 138AU from home

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Road trip

Always blows my mind.

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Congressman drafts COVFEFE Act to preserve Trump's Twitter tantrums

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COVFEFEXIT

Please!

Enough!

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I still haven't found what I'm malloc()ing for: U2 tops poll of music today's devs code to

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Lucinda Williams

Loud and raw

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