* Posts by JimC

1945 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Apr 2007

Fanboi Wars

JimC

Possibly so

But the trouble I have with the climate change people is that the science really doesn't seem to be there yet...

Only a fool believes the climate doesn't change. There are all those U shaped valleys round England for a start.

And within recorded history there are big climate swings. The Vikings successfully dairy farming in Greenland for instance. Then it was impossible, now its possible again.

Where I get all worried is that the science really doesn't seem to be there yet to explain what's going on. Its phenomenally complicated stuff. Much more so than brain surgery or rocket science. And we also know that what we are experiencing is well within the known bands of natural climate variation. Speed of change might be another matter, but there I <em>really</em> don't see any evidence that there's good data. If you're nmot sing the same measurement system for all your data you really are pushing your luck, especially if its mainly derived.

But the assumption that it must be artificial and not natural seems to be sending down all sorts of bad alleys. Some things are obvious. Burning oil and coal for fuel is a damn silly idea, and the sooner there's a sensible replacement the better. Wind power is not a sensible replacement: Seven hundred years of pre -industrial history tells us you only use it when there's no alternative. Filling the atmosphere with pollutants is a bad idea too. But ultimately if the climate is changing <strong>sufficiently</strong> so as to cause disruption (and history tells us that it often will) then whether its natural or artificial isn't such a big deal as to work out what to do about it. And if your only remedies are based on "oh well, lets stop civilisation" like the dumb greens then we're stuffed whether the change is all natural, partly natural or all artificial.

Google boots out contractors for allegedly damaging OpenStreetMap

JimC

"will you do naughty things?"

I suspect that rather depends on the post you are being interviewed for. If it were as, shall we say, "information gatherer" for the late NOTW for instance...

Boffins quarrel over ridding world of leap seconds

JimC
Go

Only a mediocre rant, Mr Brammer,

the repetition is good, but you need to work harder on multiple capital letters and maybe add some excess punctuation. But good marks for completely missing the key point: I was relating accident rate to increased traffic density, not hours of darkness. I'm quite sure you're right that the Swedish outdoor trades adapt well to winter darkness, but I'm less sure that its a useful comparison to southern English ones.

JimC
FAIL

>own a torch

Its not just farmers is it. Its all the outdoor trades, builders and the like. And what's going to happen to the accident rate and the traffic flow if white van man is on the road for 9 and 5 like the rest of you, instead of 8 to 4?

JimC

Someting very ironic here...

A lot of the history of time measurement, especially dates, was developed because of all the problems caused by calendars that didn't synch with terrestrial rotation. Now it's proposed to reverse this!

If, by the year 37whatsit, our time synch systems are not dealing with time far far better than they do now, I think our descendants will need shooting.Still, maybe by then we'll be off this planet, and terran time will be irrelevant. Stardate anyone? But sufficient to the day and all that.

Women pick the family's mobile tech - and pay for it too

JimC

Definitive evidence

that mobile tech has moved from "geek" to "domestic" status...

UK student faces extradition to US after piracy case ruling

JimC

So how long

Before he's diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome or something else of that ilk?

Barclays axes 422 UK IT staff

JimC
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Comment of the week...

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DIY virtual machines: Rigging up at home

JimC

@Alex/Win 98 in VM

'fraid I just did it, there weren't any hoops or anything. It was fairly straightforward. However I didn't manage to get it to run in any significant manner on my XP box, but on the Win7x64 it just worked.

JimC

At the other end of the scale...

I have Windows 98 running in a VMware player VM on her ladyship's WIn7 64 bit laptop so she can run Aldus Pagemaker and her favourite card game... Sadly my copy of SimCity 3000 won't run in a VM.

Ceglia fined for failing to show evidence of Facebook ownership

JimC
Go

How long will this farce continue?

Well, SCO has been going since 2003 with no evidence either, so I submit that the smart money says "quite a lot longer".

Go Daddy not liable for cybersquatting, US court rules

JimC
FAIL

@ShelUser

> What gave you that idea?

Its a logical extension and implication of what you said. You're criticising the company because they haven't got websites against all these stupid names, and making the rather comical assertion that a company with turnover in excess of 200 billion dollars is indulging in this court case for the sake of damages up to 100,000 dollars maximum.

In a logical and rational DNS system, as opposed to one which is designed for the registrars to gouge as much money as possible, an organisation would only need to use and register a single domain in each country, and cybersquat, typoalikes and all the other means that lowlives use to gain trafic from other folks names...

Big stars give birth to little stars in new WISE pic

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Paris Hilton

Eh?

> since the astronomers usually only have a few pictures from the lifecycle of any one star

I suppose I'm suffering from failing to read the article (guilty as charged if so) but how do they get pictures of more than one stage in the lifecycle of *any* one star?

Paris, 'cos I'm clearly no brighter than she would be on this topic...

Boeing backs biofuel boffinry

JimC

Desailination...

If you can get your fuel production sufficiently efficient maybe you could drive desalination plants... Of course that sends the effective efficiency even lower, but isn't Australia going to need very large scale desalination for agriculture in the future? There is only so much fossil water...

Undervalued TiVo wins yet another legal battle

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This reads rather more like

Company or ever worse bucket share shop marketing puff than I'm really comfortable with reading on the Register.

Boffins hack evolution, create SUPERSOLDIER ANTS

JimC

When it comes to working out how to turn on

now unused genetic capabilities then I want the one that kicks my body into growing a new set of teeth... I understand a third set of teth isn't completely unknown...

US 'space warplane' may be spying on Chinese spacelab

JimC

US spying on Chinese Space Station

in other news:

Ursids defaecate amongst trees

"I am a catholic" claims Pope..

Satnav mishap misery cure promised at confab

JimC

Its an intersting insight into human nature

That people seem much happeier to believe a paper map can be wrong than an electronic one.

Parasites spark swarm of zombie bees

JimC

My Dear AC

There are doubtless all sorts of parasites and other beasties inside you and on you eating you. That's how nature is. But most of us manage to avoid large populations of the really unpleasant ones.

E-gambling tax will spark web bet shop exodus - report

JimC

@Taxing the Internet

Well, we shall see. Few things concentrates Government minds so effectively as loss of tax revenue.. In the long run I wouldn't be surprised to see national boundaries on the internet...

Boffins glue self-righting ROBO-VELOCIRAPTOR tail to car

JimC
Facepalm

I suppose

Sudying kangaroos rather than sticking the essentially fictional velociraptor* label on it would have gathered rather fewer column inches...

*essentially fictional because no-one really knows tha much about how the soft flesy bits and matching nerves were arranged.

Apple’s Siri gets sweary with British child

JimC

Ah memories...

I used to have a special version of command.com with a whole bunch of the messages changed... Ah, what sweet naive innocent entertainmants we had back then [fx nostalgic glow]. Later on we moved on to the delights of customised Windows shells. What happened to those carefee days of youth?

Merry Christmas, Stratfor

JimC
Headmaster

Multiple definitions of Hacker

Dear fellow pedants,

like very many words in english, hacker, and to hack, have multiple definitions.Those of us who have used the term in a positive sense for the last 25 or 30 years to describe a style of code and system manipulation just have to live with it also being used to describe certain unethical behaviours.

Make room, internet, there's another 5 million domains to fit in

JimC

and then

after all the lying idle subtract all the tpyo squatters, all the spam domains, and finally all the domains that are pointless duplicates because oranisations have been persuaded they should register their name under every possible tld or country, which rather defeats the purpose of aving them in the first place.

Lincolnshire cops to chuck £200m at G4S in ICT deal

JimC

What you guys have to understand is

If its an in house service then when there's a cash crisis (at least every two years) then the IT gets across the board cuts like everyone else. But if its outsourced then its a contact and can't be cut, so Mr Responsible Executive has held on to his budget and his empire.

Somerset buses bin paper tickets, sniff journey-logging chips

JimC
FAIL

And thus bus travel gets

even more awkward for the casual user... If you want to speed up time to enter buses you bring back the conductor. Ever since driver only buses were introduced bus travel has been getting slower and slower and more and more hassle...

Shed Xmas flab and debug code with treadmill laptop contraption

JimC

As I watch a generation or two

walking hunched over their phones or whatever, with a rounded back gait reminiscent of some poor soul suffering from osteoporosis, I have this vision of a combined zimmer frame and iphone (or whatever the latest fad is in ten years time) dock...

iPhone users get iJustHadAShag bedpost-notch boast app

JimC
Headmaster

Don't worry you're not really

" at risk of quoting Tina Turner "

'cos it was written by Terry Britten and Graham Lyle...

P2P veterans sue the Cloud ... for copying their stuff

JimC
Pirate

You just couldn't make this stuff up could you?

nm...

Google set to begin appeal against Italian guilty verdicts

JimC

Always interesting looking at a selection of people's other posts...

Obviously I have better things to do than browse through all Mr Marsden's back posts, but I spotted that he has used this rhetorical trick of "I can't be bothered to point out fallacies" before.

It is, of course, much easier than actually making a case and has the advantage that its not possible to demonstrate flaws in a non existent argument.

I could of course be very dumb and failing to spot obvious flaws in the principle that its up to business to comply with the law rather than up to the law to comply with business, and it appears that I will continue to be ignorant in that respect.

I will freely admit that there are all too many cases of large companies ignoring the law or even, in some jurisdictions, actually having the law corruptly changed to suit them, but I'm less convinced that this is a good thing.

JimC

@How on earth do I expevct them to pre screen that much content

Employ a lot of people? They could solve all Italy's economic problems by employing thousands of people to do it. Its not hard, its just expensive.

To repeat: if their business model is predicated on ignoring the law and hoping it will go away, how is that the law's problem? All sorts of manufacturing businesses would be much more profitable if they were allowed to ignore health and safety and pollution laws for instance, but its not considered acceptable to do so (unless its out of sight and out of mind in China or Thailand perhaps).

JimC

@completely unfeasible and a ridiculous law

Au contraire. Pre screening everything is perfectly easy to do, and perfectly feasible. There are any number of moderated forums and so on out there that do exactly that. There is no technical challenge at all.

The problem for Google is that they can't employ people to do the pre screening and make a profit. Well tough. There are any number of dodgy business propositions that would be very profitable if the pesky law didn't get in the way.

JimC

> they can leave Italy...

'xactly so.

And I bet right now the Italians and especially the Italian government have very little sympathy for multinationals who take their earnings out of the country and pay what little tax they do pay in whatever tax haven is currently convenient.

JimC

@ It was impossible to pre-screen all YouTube content, Google unsuccessfully argued

Well Google, if you have to prescreen to meet Italian law then perhaps you'd better find a way of doing it... It might come a bit expensive to moderate every bit of content and it might stuff your business model, but that's not the Law's problem.

Six cuffed in £1m student readies phishing probe

JimC
FAIL

Yeah yeah yeah.

Every time there's scam of this sort affecting thousands of people some smug self satisfied type posts how they have to be idiots to fall for it, suggesting that they somehow deserve it.

New account of Flight 447 disaster published

JimC

From what I can read elsewhere

that summary goes a lot further than the official enquiry has done so far. It seems plausible, but I wouldn't guarantee that the official report will be identical.

Tech firm deals collapse on fears of double dip

JimC

Hmm, if M & A activity drops

Does that mean that our glorious executives have to focus on actually running their businesses more efficiently and more profitably? And if so might that be a good thing?

ICO smacks Welsh council with record £130k fine

JimC

Sacking people for making simple mistakes is a possibility of course

But you might run into problems with employment laws, and it leaves you with the problem of finding anyone better, and competent Social workers are pretty hard to get anyway.

I'd be interested to know though, what aspects of their own jobs the people recommending it reckon should be summary dismissal errors.

Antarctic ice formed at CO2 levels much higher than today's

JimC

Lewis, you appear making the mistake

that CO2 concentration in the atmosphere is the only factor in global temperatures. I know that's a very common assumption, usually on the other side of the debate but that doesn't make it any less b******s. You can't look at any one factor in isolation from all the others and many of the others are pretty much impossible to obtain historical information for.

All this research tells us is that there does not appear to be a direct relationship between high CO2 levels and high global temperatures if no other factor changes. It would be nice to think that was dept. of the bleedin' obvious, but sadly its not.

‘Blogger not a journalist’ says Oregon court

JimC

As Iunderstand it

The purpose of a shield law is to give journalists cover when the actions would otherwise be illegal. If you allow everyone to be decribed as a journalist on their own say so, then effectively you are making those actions legal for anyone who can talk fast enough.

So if its desirable that these actions should generally be illegal *and* its appropriate that journalists should have an exemption, then the lack of protection for amateur "journalists" follows logically.

If on the other hand you don't think what she did should be illegal at all, then that's an entirely different topic and absolutely nothing to do with the workings of the shield law.

GCHQ spooks' code-breaking puzzle solved

JimC

Think you need to read a bit more than the newspapers then

Private sector pensions have by no means disappeared, especially if you're in the Executive class, although they have massively reduced. Have you not been paying attention to all those stories about banker's multi million pension pots? At least partly, I suspect, the drop in pensions is because so much of financial systems earnings are being trousered by said executives rather than being paid out in dividends. Its a double hit where profitability has reduced and overheads considerably expanded.

As for higher average pay - well I reckon the CCU guys would just stand back and admire their masters when it comes to the sort of statistical manipulation that produces that set of numbers. Where I am there's been a pay freeze for at least three years. Oh, apart from the executive, who carry in in their circle jerk of swapping jobs every few yars for a big hit of extra cash.

Lifelong job security - ROFL. In the Local Government IT department I work in just one person has reached full pension age in the last ten years I can recall: all the others have been made redundant or retired early (which amounts to the same thing).

Subsidised pensions - all pensions are subsidised. Its called employers' contribution.

JimC

Pay/Job Satisfaction...

Code hackers/passport stampers...

On the one hand we have a geek's dream job, on the other hand we have a job dealing with the godawful public on a daily basis being shouted at sworn at and goodness knows what else...

It would take a great deal more than 25K for me to be prepared to put up with the passport job...

Voyager probe reaches edge of Solar System's 'bubble'

JimC

> undercover space missions we haven't

I suspect its not impossible that there's the occassional SF fan in NASA, and it might be they're leaving a bit of room for space craft from other intelligent life forms...

Globe slowly warming, insists 'Hansen's Bulldog'

JimC

Nonsense

Statistics are the most powerful tool we have for finding out what' really going on. Absolutely vital. Yes they can be misused, especially by people with an axe to grind, but name something that can't.

The problem with the whole global warming thing is that there is damn all long term historical data for the statistics to munch.

Microsoft's futurologists virtualise the poor

JimC

Just like all those Science Fictional Dystopias

Where the poor masses are kept out of sight and in the ghetto...

Anti-Kremlin websites complain of DDoS attacks

JimC

How Times change...

I was mulling over this the other night. It doesn't seem that long ago to me that Russian elections were won with 90%plus majorities... Things may not be perfect but the world sure has changed.

Silverlit Spy Cam

JimC
Unhappy

Could be the beginning of the end of

sunbathing nude in your own garden...

Software copied functions, but didn't infringe copyright

JimC

> I wonder how the yusual euro bashers are going to spin this

My dear chap, it would be a remarkable feat for any organisation or entity to be wrong *all* the time.

College sticks cloud into geothermal igloo data centre

JimC
Coffee/keyboard

brilliant sub-head

the keyboard industry thanks you:-)

James Bond savages the Kardashians

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For the hard of thinking...

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