* Posts by Dave

13 posts • joined 24 Apr 2007

Koreans cook up glow-in-the-dark beagles

Dave

You can still see your food in a power cut!

Great idea

Is filming someone in the street a breach of privacy?

Dave

That'll buy quite a few cream buns

Perhaps instead of compensation they could pay for a lifetime membership to a gym?

Steve Fossett may be alive, investigator claims

Dave

Does his widow

Rent bedsits in the house next door?

Economist: girls actually better than boys at maths

Dave

Why did her husband let her use his computer anyway

I think he made the chain that attaches her to the cooker too long

Bill Gates unveils interactive wallpaper

Dave

Beat him to it

Just paint your wals blue screen of death blue

F1 chief seeks French ban on orgy video

Dave
Happy

Surely the video will help Max clear his name?

Well I suppose refering to one of the whores as an inmate, checking her for lice, and counting how many times she gets whipped in German doesn't look good, and the silly Herr Flick accent.

But I'm sure Max is telling the truth

Vatican updates list of mortal sins

Dave

Bring back the knuckle shuffle

I knew a bloke who said "I can't take catholicism serious, if you're halfway through a wank, have a heart attach and die without the last rights, you are off to hell. Kill millions and repent on your death bed and you are off to heaven".

Software company seeks 'Senior BJ assistant'

Dave
Paris Hilton

Spit or swallow?

Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.

PayPal buys Israeli security firm

Dave

eBay stops fraud & does impact on earnings?

How the **** are they going to manage that?

See how many TVs this bloke sold and didn't deliver (take into account all the "offers" he had as well.

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=n111arm&&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&sspagename=VIP:feedback:2:uk&iid=220176755241

Polish teen derails tram after hacking train network

Dave
Happy

It's so sad when a promising youngster goes off the rails

te he

Newegg serves up Asus Eee PC to US buyers

Dave
Thumb Up

Got one already, it's great

I bought one in Taiwan 2 weeks ago, I have it in the office today, no one I have shown it to has failed to be impressed.

Everything I need, about 10 seconds to boot, about the same size as the table on a cattle class flight 3.5 hours battery. Weighs in at about 1 KG.

Already set up for Skype etc. Mine cost approx £175 in Taiwan, but it does have wirelees, webcam and twice the RAM and solid state drive of the basic one that sells for $199 bulk to educational users.

Mr and Mrs Renault cannot name daughter Megane

Dave

Poor girl

Shell be prone to having breakdowns all her life

GMTV suspends competitions, axes telco

Dave

"GMTV, which is a friend to people in the morning.”

Perhaps that is why thier website has tons of links to gambling sites and loan companies?

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