* Posts by Paul

5 posts • joined 6 Oct 2008

Amazon eats open ebook reader

Paul
Paris Hilton

Errr... @Cody

I hope he's joking, else the uberMacBorger will be try to patent the bloody the alphabet next... and call it the Applebet.

sigh

You know you couldn't get away with making sh*t like this up in a fiction story.

Paris, cos she knows her AZ inside out

Apple eyes patent for web silence

Paul
Paris Hilton

FFS!

Is there anything that the Great uberLord Jobs won't try and patent. Next it'll be an artificial finger for keyboards for lazy *tards that can't be bothered to use the volume control in the setting. Oh, wait, that would be the average MacBorker as unless Jobs says you can do it, you can't on his kit.

Paris cos' she's always worth a finger.

The good book: How to bet better online

Paul
Unhappy

Debt of honour?

Err, aren't bets considered debts of honour and notoriously difficult to collect on default?

Brits and Yanks struck with embarasment embarrassment

Paul

Native Tongue

We know our spelling is illogical.

It's a perfect relection of the way we live our lives,

Now f*** off and leave my labial espoused fricatives alone!

Ballmer backs away from 'Vista Capable' legal row

Paul
Gates Horns

Umm...

A bad boy did and then ran away...?

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