Re: "(Either that or he's not joking about the white cat, and super-villain volcano lair)"
Half Life 3 confirmed?
25 posts • joined 30 Sep 2008
Half Life 3 confirmed?
These labs should all be powered in this way, and have big red levers to start ze devices, not buttons...
Buttons are just so amateur.
I couldn't find my own arse with an atlas after a few blasts
flame for, well... how else are you going to light up?
My colleagues are all looking at me wondering why I have coffee coming from my eyes
Lester didn't get to give an alliterative rundown of events in the latest proton billiards experiment?
Shame on you El Reg.
You utter bastard. I have that bloody song stuck in my head now
How can we expect kids to behave in class and become model citizens when the teaching volunteers spell worse than 5 year olds.
Some kids just don't want to do the same things in school as others.
Little shits : maybe but these are the little shits that are disrupting my child's classes.
Peadophiles Cause Cancer!
But the immortal rule remains, if the DM headline is a question, the answer is ALWAYS no.
They just weren't very funny
Worst. Episode. Ever.
Facebook, Twitter, Blackberry etc.
Get the likes of Nike, Adidas, etc in front of the Home Sec as well.
Their products were used during the riots by these little scallywags as well... Probably more efeectively than Social Media
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure there have been a few naff jokes over the years worthy of groaning complaint
From what I heard on this, no offensive words were ACTUALLY said, other than "Tory".
Simply implying a word or using suggestive innuendo is not, and never will be swearing.
It was said with humorous intent and worked. Obviously the Daily Hate and Fear reader has had their statutory sense of humour bypass completed and the overwhelming sense of moral outrage translplanted instead.
Also, the absurdity of your use of Shit in a post complaining about the shock value iof a word which was not said defies all logic.
Jonny Cab is rumoured to be played by Ed Miliband
/ The one with the mutant friendly pockets
No, Grandpa, that's Google
No, Grandpa, that's El Reg
No Grandpa that's Google again
Back on form Simon. Where have you been?
... will this fix the memory hogging issues of 3.6.3?
Lewis, you owe me a keyboard
2010 Proton billiards indeed.
... Think of the chil - oh, wait a minute...
... futuristic massive game of Civ then?
... out of a cannon in to the sun for the following:-
"However, Pat Shanahan, 787 program vice president, assured: "We're laser focused on what needs to be done to prepare for first flight. We will overcome this set of circumstances as we have others in the past, and we understand clearly what needs to be done moving forward."
laser focused AND moving forward in the same short blurb...
Why do people still insist on using these horrific buzzword phrases?
Learn to use the English language properly
... how this is a good thing when viruses (we hope computer related) can wipe out 3 London hospitals for almost 2 weeks...
Although a nationwide database of medical records can only be a benefit if you fall ill away from home and need medical attention where your details and any specific medical issues you may have are easily accessible from a central database, we only have to wonder how long it is before some F*cktard from the NHS leaves a copy on a train somewhere for all of our ailments to be advertised on the internet for Phorm to spam us for better treatments from everything from pile ointments to cheaper opiate based painkillers for backpain...
The white one please with the stethoscope in the pocket
Cisco cleans up in t-cut merger?
the messy overalls covered in car paint please?
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