Posts by Magani

A man ahead of his time

Were the robots supplied by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation with the new Genuine People Personality feature?

"Glad to be of service."

Vale, Douglas.

Have a laugh?

After the year he's had, Mark Zuckerberg probably felt he deserved a bit of a laugh.

Unfortunately, it'll be at the expense of all FB users.

Wonky Want

"We not only want to comply with the law, but ..."

Pro Tip: The law couldn't give a dead dingo's donger whether you want to comply or not. It's a LAW.

I give you...

Sleazebag of the Year's leading contender.

Dutton - an ex-cop who is still thinking like one and is just cock-a-hoop at the thought of all the fishing expeditions his 'Home Affairs' ministry could go on if they could read everyone's private mail.

For those who are not privvy to the machinations that go on in Canberra, this is the person who wanted to be king^H^H^H^H Prime Monster.

WTF?

'Only' $16bn profit and they need to do this?

Foot? Meet loaded gun.... again.

Dubious Acquisition Technique

First, the country has to play catch up to the rest of the world...

Dead easy. They'll do what they've always done - steal it.

There's a worse place?

And here's me thinking Oz's broadband situation was a load of rancid dingo's kidneys.

It seems there's always someone worse off than you.

Dept of Corrections and Clarifications

Our previous statement:

"We have been updating the explanatory language about Location History to make it more consistent and clear across our platforms and help centers."

should have read

"We have been updating the explanatory language about Location History to make it more difficult for users to fully appreciate what we're doing with your location data across our platforms and help centers."

We apologize for any confusion that may have occured.

Dr Vanessa Teague of Melbourne University: “Most of the firm guarantees and comforting protections described in the explanatory memorandum do not actually appear in the bill, or appear only in a weakened, ambiguous or limited form,”

In other words, it's going to provide the ability for agencies and others to embark on data fishing expeditions that will make Moby Dick look like Nemo.

I wonder if Prince Leonard of Hutt has any IT vacancies going...

Once again...

...the present incumbents on the hill in Canberra prove that they have NFI about a whole host of topics. The sad part is that the opposition is much the same. Dumb and dumber.

I love a sunburnt country, but they're making it bloody difficult.

An open invitation to more unwanted scam phone calls

Good Morning. I am calling you from Halifax Technical Department. We have noticed a problem with your internet connection. Please download the following software so we can help you.

Huh?

Colour me ill-advised here, but why is the nbn™ worried about what end users do? I have been told that nbn™ doesn't talk to end users; isn't that the job of the telcos providing the service (Optus, V/phone, etc)

Douglas may have been right

The models suggest that after nearly three million years, there's even a tiny chance it'll dive into the Sun.

So is that really Desiato Hotblack in the driver's seat? After all, the console screen does say 'Don't Panic'

Dept of Corrections and Clarifications

Our previous statement saying "The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet has already issued a statement saying it will investigate what happened and won't comment further for now.

should have read:-

"The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet is currently undertaking a rigorous search to find a suitable scapegoat at least two civil service grades below anyone who really matters.

Thank you,

Sir Humphrey

Secure?

Unless I've missed something here, until they change every VHF radio in every aircraft using Heathrow and surrounds, they still have to broadcast on a nominally open frequency between 108 and 137MHz. The use of these frequencies is subject to ICAO regulation and (AFAIK) is never encrypted.

Talk about it?

In my albeit limited experience, those who talk about suicide rarely carry it out to its ultimate end (more a cry for help) while those who do carry it out rarely talk about it beforehand.

FB, you're enough to drive a person over the edge.

Tools make tool

The boffins say they intend to implement DeepService as a tool to help companies or governments "to identify their customers more accurately in the real life."

So, not a chance in hell of a misidentification here. What could possibly go wrong?

Too many words?

...just because Donald Trump is mad at the news.

I think you'll find the last three words in your headline are superfluous.

Laws and their observance

All concerned are therefore reminding Canuck drone operators of their obligations to fly ...

Regrettably, these rules seem only to be observed by those who aren't morons and/or under the influence of the grape or weed and/or preface the flying of their drone by saying "Hey, Watch This!!"

Location, Location, Location...

... so the Feds can make sure national boundaries are being respected...

Whose national boundaries? Are they concerned that someone in the US of A is being targeted and want to stop it, or are they really worried about the national boundaries of Burkino Faso or one of the 'stans, or the two largest countries in Asia?

I'll bet a dead dingo's donger that the Feds are only concerned about one nation's boundaries.

(No icon for a DDD, so have a beer instead.)

Mission creep?

What mission creep??

Art imitates life imitates art imitates .....

Rob Sitch's show 'Utopia' is once again shown to be a documentary.

What a pack of mendacious mendicants (personal opinion)

"As you may have noticed we are testing a Monero javascript miner,"

Isn't it strange that no announcement was made BEFORE the "test", but only after the mushroom-shaped cloud erupted (see icon) from the user base?

Evidence?

Could this be the first real evidence of a planet visited by Hotblack Desiato and Disaster Area?

A picture is worth at least one word

It's in the header photo. The word is 'Army'. As anyone in the RAF/RAAF/RCAF/RNZAF (if there still is one)/etc, will tell you:-

"If God had wanted the Army to fly, He would have painted the sky BROWN".

Verbification

"That waste feedbacks on the state of the planet."

Adam Frank, coauthor of the paper and a professor of physics.

And presumably not a professor of English.

"Facebook's music plans mean you'll never leave Facebook"

One of today's more depressing headlines.