* Posts by G C M Roberts

68 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Sep 2008

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Boffins build copper-crunching laptop cooler

G C M Roberts
Coat

Looking forward to

...my George Stevenson laptop cooler.

Got to get my coat as I need to throw some more coal on the CPU

Blofeld's Japanese volcano base erupts

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Coat

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet

Clearly Stephen Fry and the QI elves are a force to be reckoned with.

YouTube seeks workers for fun times, cosy chats and ... political unrest

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Spullnig chocker

Jordan, named after the model I believe...

Unless Jordon is a new unit which measures Arabness or something

Card surcharges face super-complaint

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Paris Hilton

Thanks goodness

This only took about 4+ yrs to notice.

I still remember when I think it was Watchdog "grilled" O'Leary about this and he told them it was his business and they should mind their own.

Paris as I think she gives cash back

Toshiba intros laptop that CHANGES COLOUR

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My thoughts exactly

...this just seems like an overcomplicated way to do that car paint which Falcon NW have been using for years on their kit which apparently has lots of tiny prisms in it to create the a very similar effect.

SGI forges overclocked servers for Wall Street

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Inevitably fail?

Maybe showing some ignorance here, but if the load temp on the CPUs etc is lower they should last longer than an unclocked less well cooled solution?

Thus I would say they are less likely to fail.

Well certainly the watercooled stuff.

Gamers demand CoD: Black Ops money back

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Coat

Bore off

"...and less [sic] features"

Grammar bugs too. That should read, "fewer features".

Taxi for one please.

Fujitsu's NAS box for beginners

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following the trend...

I think the next would be Pharenheight, then possibly wrankine and raymears.

Although I've not kept a linear growth in spelling mistakes there

RBS swings axe at another 500

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Paris Hilton

More curiously

Why have I been phoned by recruiters over the last 6 months about a deluge of really well paid IT jobs at, er, RBS??

Same goes for BarCap though

I'm certain Paris has the answer, or she could bail us all out. Fiscally or otherwise.

Happiness: Yours for £50k a year

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Go

Don't forget the corporate exchange rate

Applying the Treasure Island pricing which rules the UK, 75k USD would more likely equate to 75k GBP for comparative stress free lifestyle

iPhone users get more sex than Android fans

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Grenade

I think the headline should have been

"You're more likely to catch a ride to the GUM clinic from an iPhone user," the slags....

Government goes after outsourced staff T&Cs

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Grenade

Epic

Not the main point of the article, but I'm choking on the revelation redundancy pay to be capped at a maximum of 12 months. What was it before?

As I roughly recall, us private sector fellows are definitely entitled to 1 week pay per year employed up to a maximum of 4 yrs and that pay to be a week's pay up to a cap of 200GBP, so something like a whopping 800GBP then.

Anything on top of that is up to the good will of the employer.

Apple patent seeks to reinvent retail

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Coffee/keyboard

Ahhhh

So this patent is only for the iPhone? Is that the "get out of gaol free, with stupid" card?

Perhaps I can repatent the Dyson for just my house?

England beat Germany - what are the odds?

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Unhappy

Ho hum

Back to work now?

BT betters pay offer under strike threat

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FAIL

Double standards?

Erm, don't the union bosses make a packet?

Unlicensed software use 'may have peaked'

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A title...

Does it really matter that much what the piracy rate is in a lot of non-western countries given that software is not sold at a flat price (FX weighted) and in China or elsewhere 200USD/200GBP/200EUR (spot the first imbalance from a consumer PoV) software is sold legit for say 20GBP etc?

Cheers,

G

Morse suffers blip amid economic turbulence

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2 from the top and 3 from anywhere else please Carol

I do also remember hearing from my industry colleagues that Morse sucked big time, not as much as Perot, but still a lot.

My favourite Morsism was the "technical test" which didn't change for at least 4yrs and started badly with the following:

Select only one of the following, which port would you normally connect a printer to:

a) printer port

b) parallel port

c) network port

d) scsi port

It then went further downhill with questions asking how a client wanted to upgrade to NT 3.5 and what command flags one should use to convert hpfs to ntfs (this was in 2004 I might add)...

No tears shed here over outsourcers :)

London Stock Exchange limps back online

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Not just LSE

Less reported were the ICE and Johannesburg Exchange outages

The most stinky exchange in my experience is EuroNext, which seems to spend more time down that up (cue your favourite bishop/actress style remark)

I'm off to jobserve to look for immediate start contracts in the city for 1-2 days which definitely won't be at the LSE ;)

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