* Posts by Andy Miller

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Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

Andy Miller

Re: Placement of kill switch and other quirks

This placement makes a lot of sense when you are leaving and turning the light on. When you're coming in and groping for the switch to turn the light on, line of sight is not that relevant. Motion sensors for lights people... At least this story has made me feel better about taking out all the customer support gateways....

Come mobile users, gather round and learn how to add up

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Freedom

Freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4. f that is granted, all else follows

Well that went well: Polycom sold for the same figure it fetched two years ago

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Better than most

At least they got back what they paid for it. Bettr than most folks manage in these cases.

User had no webcam or mic, complained vid conference didn’t work

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Re: This one, every time

You must be a wizard. Muggle pictures don't move

How many Routemaster bus seats would it take to fill Wembley Stadium?

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I still hear "Olympic-sized swimming pool" in a Welsh accent

Drone perves defeated by tinfoil houses

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Re: 410 Shotgun is your friend :)

410 Gone

User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

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Re: This kind of idiocy is not confined to matters IT

I recall an undergraduate experiment that required refluxing from boiling petrol. The instruction clearly said to use a water bath. Most of us used the electric water baths. One genius got a large (glass) water bath, and stuck a Bunsen under it. The fumes crept over the edge, and soon his desk, his lab-book and his hair was alight. He was put out before he suffered any lasting damage....

Boss visited the night shift and found a car in the data centre

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Elfin Safety....

Not in the server room, but one of my colleagues used to work on his mini in the barn we rented for noisy engine tests. This was after hours and in his own time, so not an issue. Until one winter evening, whilst removing the radiator, his hand slipped and his arm got jammed between the radiator and the front of the car. Luckily, the hand-brake was off, and he managed to drag the car across the barn to the phone, and contact a another colleague who came and extracted him.

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Upside down you're turning me

When I was working for a TV equipment manufacturer, one of the image processing scientists had a film clip that they used for image quality testing. To decouple the image from reality, this was turned upside down. One Friday we went down to his office to see if he was coming to the pub. He wasn't around, but this clip was playing on a rather expensive, broadcast quality monitor. We decided to fix this by turning the monitor upside-down (hard work, those things were heavy). When he reappeared, it took him a couple of minutes to spot what we had done. We all had a laugh, and then turned the monitor back over. Then we realised that the screen had become magnetised, and there were nasty colour fringes everywhere. A couple of degausses helped, but didn't cure it.

What was to be done? We went to the pub. When we came back the monitor had settled, and we were all very relieved.

US Navy developers test aircraft carrier drone control software

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Would I be right in thinking that this is a cats and traps only design? So not something us Brits can buy for our catlass Queen Lizzies? Who exactly thought a catless carrier was a good idea?

Gone in 70 seconds: Holding Enter key can smash through defense

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Re: Missing item in the series?

is a specialist Linux distro that uses the whitespace language as it's default shell

Virgin Galactic and Boom unveil Concorde 2.0 tester to restart supersonic travel

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Re: No so great in time savings

I share your reservations. To make it work the airlines are going to have to put some effort into streamlining the time from check-in to take-off, and landing to check-out. With a small, business-class only plane, mostly full of frequent fliers, this shouldn't be beyond the wit of person. Even BAA may not worry too much; business travellers spend most of their time in their lounges, so there may be little point in holding them for 2 hours in an over-priced shopping centre.

Andy Miller

Re: whoop!

But you won't be able to take your Note 7 aboard

‘Penultimate’ BlackBerry seen on 'do not publish' page as fire sale begins

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A "convenience key" ? Can it unlock public toilets? That would be the first innovative feature I've seen on a smartphone for some years.

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Re: Portrayal of computer tech guys in films/tv.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Vodafone hints at relocation from UK

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Re: Bye Bye Then

Tell that to the staff.

Label your cables: A cautionary tale from the server room

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Also, your phone has a camera. Take lots of pictures as you move stuff. You can always delete them later.

Linux command line mistake 'nukes web boss'S biz'

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Re: Format C:

At one time 'format' defaulted to the current drive. So all you had to do was miss off the A:... IIRC they fixed that one (probably around DOS 4?)

Samsung Galaxy S7: Big brand Android flagship champ

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We've got five phones, four tablets, two kindles and an smattering of wireless headphones and keyboards. All micro-USB. Cables and chargers all over the house and in both cars. Any device can be plugged into any charger.

The thought of going back to having one device where I have to hunt down The Cable was the only reason I passed on the Nexus 6P.

Microsoft wants to be your phone company, at least for voice

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Mac

Can't see them getting much traction until they get serious about OS X. Those of us on Macs (I'm not a fanboi - I need to develop for iOS) are still using the wonderful Lync 2011; the wonder being that this was deemed suitable for release in 2011, and hasn't been fixed yet.

There may not be huge number of Mac users, but lots of the decision makers love there shiny Macs, and a business solution kind of has to reach everyone.

Facebook casts a hex with self-referential IPv6

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A55 ?

Are you in north Wales?

Scout Association's shelved database won't be back until next year

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Re: Kill It

As others have said the alternative to a central database is Scout leaders having stuff on bits of paper and local machines. Which do you think is going to be more secure?

Bad guys who are looking to exploit Scouts are going to be largely targeting local kids. Much easier to nick Skip's laptop than hack a properly implemented central database.

Assuming the central database is properly implemented.

Volkswagen Passat GT 2.0-litre TDI SCR 190 PS 6spd DSG

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Tech angle?

Did you not get one with the "Trailer Assist" automatic trailer reversing gadget? I think lots of caravanners will be interested in that and it's an interesting new bit of applied technology.

EE 'best' of the UK mobile network bunch, but how good is that?

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However...

I've sampled EE's "customer service". I don't care how good their coverage is, how fast the back haul is or how cheap their tariffs, I will NEVER deal with them again.If it was a choice between EE or nothing, I would forgo my phone.

I know other companies have bad customer service, but EE is breathtakingly terrible.

UK Scouts database 'flaws' raise concerns

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Most of what you say is true, the bulk upload was a bloody nightmare. Kept failing, no message about why. Took me most of Christmas to nail the damn thing.

However, one point. Two parents aren't compulsory. I thought that at the start, however I discovered the small print that says IF you enter a name for the second parent THEN all the fields for that parent become compulsory. Missing out the second parent completely is valid.

I'll build a Hyperloop railgun tube-way in Texas, Elon Musk vows

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Banking

"cornering could make passengers nauseous due to sideways G forces", could they bank the curves, so the pod tilts? Then the acceleration is downwards, where humans expect it. BR nearly made it work....

Notebook news: Dell does density, but Lenovo's a lot lighter

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Re: But what is the screen resolution?

My company spent the extra on a 1600x900 display on my 15.6" (sorry 396.24mm) laptop, and I wish they hadn't. It spends most of it's life tethered to a 1920x1080 584.2mm monitor. As the OS doesn't let me set a font size per screen, I either have the text on my main monitor insanely large or the text on my laptop screen unreadably small. You pays your money...

Cheap Android phones? Bah! How about a $29 mobe from Microsoft?

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Re: No 3G? Useless in some parts of the world...

Closer to home (the UK in my case), 3 only support 3G phones. If it worked on 3 I'd buy one for festivals and walking holidays.

UK's non-emergency police and NHS Vodafone systems go titsup NATIONWIDE

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Anyone else?

I got a similar message this morning from the Nationwide BS. Are they using the same service provider?

Right, suits off: Windows 10 preview Internet Explorer is here

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WebRTC is here

You need to look again at WebRTC. It's in Crome and Firefox stable (and Safari I think), and it is is now usably stable. It is being used right now.

Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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A touchscreen optimised UI on a desktop PC is as useful as a steering wheel on a washing machine.

Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Re: Humph!

I was in a branch of a well known DIY store with my 12-year old son. They seem to only have self check-out tills these days. Being 12 he wanted to put the items through the till. All was well until we came to a set of putty knives (about 100mm long and made of flexible plastic). For this the till needed approval. The large, steel brick bolster had gone through without complaint....

PS B&Qs self service tills are by far the worse I have ever used. They are a complete heap of junk.....

Digital radio may replace FM altogether - even though nobody wants it

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So we should all replace our radios (the factory fit one in my 2 year old car is going to be expensive) so you can listen to your favourite radio station? Where do you work? The House of Commons?

Samsung Galaxy Note 3: Once, twice, three times - a Very Large Phone™

Andy Miller

I was looking forward to swapping my Note 1 for a Note 3, but I now have concerns about the SIM region locking. If I go abroad I want to be able to use a local SIM in my phone, and it is not clear to me whether this will work with the Note 3. I'm getting mixed answers to this basic question.

Oh, and no FM radio I see...

Have you tried turning it off and on again - oh, you did: IT Crowd RETURNS

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Damn you !

Now my complete DVD set isn't complete !

Volvo V60 Plug-in Hybrid: Eco, economy and diesel power

Andy Miller

Re: If I don't need ...

• 1,800 kg towing capacity

• Up to 280 horsepower working at the same time

• Up to 640 Nm of torque

& 4WD

Should pull a pretty big van very well. If only I could afford one, and over-come my anti-Volvo prejudice...

PM Cameron calls for modern, programmable computers! (We think)

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Re: *Actual* computer science, rather than fluff

If that's what he means, then I'd agree. However, if that is what he meant, then he would have said "more core" or "more technical"; rather than "more modern". I was taught programming at school, before Word was invented.

If he believes that in the beginning was Word, and coding came latter, than he neither knows his facts (which Mr Gove thinks is bad) nor can he find them out (which I think is bad).

Andy Miller

Modern is relative

Ada Lovelace (1815-1852) is widely regarded as the first programmer. That's pretty modern for the reformation re-enactment society we have as a parliament.

Interview: Steve Jackson, role-playing game titan

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Bigger

Can we have a higher res copy of that photo of the shelves, please? I've worked out about 25% of the games, but there are some I don't recognise.

Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Re: Justin Bieber for the next doctor!

Nah, Matt Smith has already done the turning up late bit....

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Fountain of Youth

The Doctor is getting younger. My money is on Tyger Drew-Honey

STROKE this mouse to make apps POP, says Microsoft

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Alert

Re: Yeah, about that Windows button...

You could consider getting a screwdriver under it and levering it off. If you're lucky the switch itself will still be usable, but it will be below the hight of the other keys and take a deliberate action to press it.

This is at your risk. I take no responsibility if you break your (or your companies) keyboard,

US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

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Re: Fans overkill?

OK, so what if you mounted the boards at 45º within the rack? Would that generate a convection current (and look quite cool without increasing the foot print much) ?

The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

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Facepalm

Dammit

Now my complete box set will be incomplete.....

ISPs: Get ready to slurp streams from Murdoch's fat pipe

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Re: Who else has left already?

My Mums leaving as soon as I get some free time to help her.

Wireless charging on the Galaxy S4: Samsung goes VHS not Betamax

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Coat

Alliance for Wireless Power ??!!

Splitters !!!! We're the Consortium for Wireless Power.

Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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Still a great film

There should be room on the list for a time travelling paradox film, can I vote for La Jetée ?

Andy Miller

Re: What, no Alien?

I thought that initially, but on reflection I think it's the right call.

Alien is a cracking film, one of my all time favourites, but is it about big ideas that explore the human condition? I don't think so. Given the spec for this list, I accept it's absence.

Plastic Logic shows off bendy 'leccy posters: Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Andy Miller

A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies...

We only have 6 years to have electronic bill-boards on the sides of blimps. This is moving in the right direction.

Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

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Headmaster

Strategic ?

Strategic? Really? So these bots are designed to cut down crime over the long term, possibly by some kind of deterrence effect?

I think the word needed here is "tactical".

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