* Posts by Stephen Huyssoon

7 posts • joined 8 Sep 2008

Collisions at LHC! Tevatron record to be broken soon?

Stephen Huyssoon
Black Helicopters

Once Upon Time In A Galaxy In A Galaxy

Let's speculate on what the possible discovery of other dimensions will look like. I am proposing the sudden appearance or disappearance of particles or energy previously unseen. What do you think might happen?

'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC

Stephen Huyssoon
WTF?

Once Upon Time In A Galaxy In A Galaxy

You know, you guys...

Seriously, there is something here to take notice of.

1. An interdimensional event showing, following sufficient analysis of observation, existence and characteristics of previously unknown dimensionality is not really something worthy of only jokes.

2. Use of the term "dimension" is very loose. Of interest in this case is an undiscovered aspect of matter or energy or simply existence of a nature not seen in other aspects of matter or energy or existence. Something new.

3. Thinking that our universe will end during such an event is presupposing an incredible instability. Do you think perhaps were our universe that unstable that we would have come thus far? Ok, so this view is subjective. Nevertheless, this is incredibly pessimistic. Do any of your really think our universe was formed as an accident?

4. That you can think of and discuss this subject as a joke displays a shallowness of thought and a closed state of mind. I get so tired of this. Shoot yourself.

Transmeta calls it a day and looks for a buyer

Stephen Huyssoon
Alien

Get Mad, Not Sad

Transmeta just needs an injection of alien technology.

Or maybe just become partners with AMD?

Why can't that work?

Bah, I get tired of all the failing companies. It doesn't seem right.

DARPA seeks sticky-goldenballs Casimir forcefields

Stephen Huyssoon
Alien

Star Trek Was Never Fiction

Yeah well, DARPA is in the least making a real attempt at getting somewhere beyond the mediocre understood consensus physics we are bored with in the Universities. They know something is there and are trying to get someone to do something with it.

No problem amusing us while also bringing such things to the light of day.

OMFG, what have you done?

Stephen Huyssoon
Alien

The Aliens Have Taken Over

MY BROWSER SEEMS SLOWER NOW WHAT HAS YOUR WEBPAGE DONE TO MY COMPUTER NOW I'M GOING TO PICK ONE DAY A WEEK AND NOT GO TO YOUR WEB SITE YOU JUST WAIT YOU'LL BE SORRY I MAY HAVE TO ACTIVATE MY EVIL BOTNETS I'M SURE THE ALIENS ARE IN ON THIS PROBABLY PROGRAMMING OUR MINDS OH EL REG YOU HAVE FALLEN UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE BLACK HELICOPTERS

The Hadron Collider: What's it all about, then?

Stephen Huyssoon
Alien

It's The End of the World As We Have Not Know It

This new atom smasher will allow us (yes, we are in this deal together) to see things that we could not see before. A principle of problem solving: When you can see enough of the problem, a solution will show itself. Thus, I hope solutions will show themselves.

It's not all about particles. There is a structure to our universe. There is energy, there is a flux between our 4-space and that which is outside of our 4-space. We have much to learn and it's going to be exciting.

I don't know whether the Higgs Boson exists but it really doesn't matter (ha ha.) It's about gravity. Gravity. What is gravity? Is it a property of matter or is it an interaction with our universe or just what is it? Can it be worked with? Yes, it can. There is a relation between electromagnetics and gravity.

Well, I would tell more but I don't want to alert the black helicopters and have them come empty out The Reg offices.

World goes mad as Bill and Jerry eat churros

Stephen Huyssoon

Just a simple message

The commercial simply said that Microsoft will be part of a delicious future. The bulk of the time spent was intended to be entertaining so as to prepare the viewer for the message, given at the end.

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