* Posts by Glenn Duggan

8 posts • joined 3 Sep 2008

IWF denies wielding Pirate Bay banhammer

Glenn Duggan

Re: Sorry Title Blocked

I use 3 mobile broadband as well. Over the last month or so, I noticed that webpages for some sites don't load at all, or get timed out. Like you, I wonder if they are covertly tinkering in the background. This is the sort of stuff Phorm would be good at - find out what content users are accessing and then block the 'wrong' sites. A bit like China really!!

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'Let me use poo-flinging Roman siege engine against burglars'

Glenn Duggan
Paris Hilton

We want proof!!

I think we need a reconstruction of this on Friday. It isn't over until the fat lady flies.

Paris, cos she knows how to handle weapons.

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Boffins finger reason for non-aligned cows

Glenn Duggan
Paris Hilton

Useless research strikes again.

Reads like the perfect entry for the Ignobel Awards

Paris, cos she loves her udders

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Homosexuality does for UK blue duck population

Glenn Duggan
Linux

Who's a gay duck

This behaviour isn't new. In fact the 2003 Ignobel for biology, commended research detailing the first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard

http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/pages/showPage.do?itemid=1930&instanceid=16

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Royal Navy completes Windows for Submarines™ rollout

Glenn Duggan

Trident Submarines

This gives new meaning to "Blue Screen Of Death".

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House key copied from photo

Glenn Duggan

Hold on a moment!

I'm assumimg we're talking about the traditional mortice or yale type lock. Most new locking systems use a computer etching process to create dimples and cuts into special key blanks. Some key systems have additional features (Multi-Lok inparticular) to further enhance security. The new type of keys were prompted by changes in copyright law, which prevented lock companies from patenting any features in the old type of key. This messed up registered key systems, Hence, the change to a key design that could be copyrighted.

I need to get out more.

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Wunderkind starts robot-buster weapons firm

Glenn Duggan
Pirate

The thin end of the wedge...

Before long OCP will be along with a hostile takeover. Robots specifically designed for urban pacification will become the norm and then we're in trouble.

We're all doomed...........

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Chinese boffins crack invisible-shed window problem

Glenn Duggan
Coat

To Boldly Go....

Didn't the Romulans steal this technology from the Klingons (I think copious amounts of Romulan ale was involved).......

Live long and prosper!

Mine's the Harry Potter cloak of invisibility .... Oh God! I need to get out more.

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