Posts by Darren Barratt

Psychic

Well, with the amount of pre-hype this has generated so far, if it doesn't actually read my mind I'm going to be disapointed.

Ahem #

@anonymous sony fanboi.

I've had a good look at my PSP. It hasn't got a camera. It hasn't got GPS.

If you're refering to the expensive add-ons, well then my arse can have a camera and GPS if you buy a couple of add-ons and a little duct tape.

ME!

I'm browsing on mine right now

You can do comparitive ads

Anonymous coward said "These should have been outlawed in the UK because you aren't allowed to do directly comparative advertising"

Not so, the law was changed a few years back (hence the Tesco has this many vs asda/sainsbury/lidl has this many adverts on the TV)

Conspiraloons aren't suseptible to mere facts

Actual facts don't make any impact on the true conspiraloon. To do it properly you need a well developed victim complex plus not enough brain to diffeneciate science from bullshit.

Job opportunity

Let me be the first to throw my hat in the ring for the position of bra checker.

Local generation vs national grid

Dai, you're forgetting about the inefficiencies of power transmisson. Much of the power generated is lost heating up the wires on pylons and substations. Local generation is often more efficent.

I'll take mine with a flux capacitor fitted,

The eugenic solution

1 chemical in all clothing from JJB sports, another chemical in all Greggs produce. If you eat a steak bake whilest wearing a tracksuit you get sterilesd for a month.

That way, all the charvers could rut away with their cousins to their hearts content without dirtying up the genepool.