* Posts by Paul Freeland

2 posts • joined 28 Aug 2008

Cornish pasties awarded protected status

Paul Freeland
Headmaster

Wiltshire Paul

What about Warrens pastys - fresh from the pasty shop in St Just .... mmmmmm Cant get more cornish than that, me ole ansome!

Portsmouth punts naval boy-on-boy to innocent kiddies

Paul Freeland
Alien

Fond memories

Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse wrote:

"Generally ugly, a loud gibbon-like eloquence and social structure with a propensity for bad language and the drinking of cheap alcohol. Too many small tight tops to proudly show off the flabby results of too much shallow end of the gene pool breeding and eating of junk food to the uneducated chav like male population. It goes without saying that this model for a life is handed down from the elders who generally believe that shouting "Pom-peeeeeeeey" and having those very letters self tatooed onto ones body is the way to bag a quality partner."

Ahhh, the joys of a "run ashore in Pompey" ....... A few beers in the "Still and West", Trap some local talent then off to Southsea for a vindaloo in the Golden West curry house, the simple pleasures of life in a blue suit.

Space Invaders cos the Pickled Onion flavour is the best!

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