Re: Hey, I stopped reading on the first line because of asshattery.
"But you don't, because you're a thief looking to justify it."
I really don't like this baseless accusation that gets thrown around a lot. Don't like stupid copyright/patent terms? Don't like insane DRM? YOU MUST BE A THIEF!
Let's not even start on how making a copy of something is not stealing it whether you have permission or not.
Instead I'll just say that the Oatmeal guy is spot on the money here, and I would really, really like you to attempt to fling that accusation of theft at me. As this rather small sample of my total library shows, I could do with a laugh.