* Posts by Aldous

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Apple axed Brit retail boss for doing his job well - TOO well, perhaps

Aldous

most retailer in the UK (i've worked for a few retail chains whilst at college/uni) rely on part timers for everything except managers (and often have 2-3 part time assistant managers). Means they are easier to control and a single employee has dick all power for things like pay rises etc plus if they leave you can get another one in pretty quickly.

when someones full time they start complaining about a 40 hour week onn min wage. Not sure why they think they should be paid more then pt staff but its something i've seen happen time and time again

World's tallest tower in massive broadcast FAIL

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Headmaster

Re: Costs

The 91.7Bn was the overall cost of rebuild from the Tsunami, 230k of which went into promoting the tower for tourism.

New York tech firms form 'bucket brigade' to fuel flagging servers

Aldous

Re: Helo

with a small civilian helicopter (and you would not be able to land a heavy military one) you would be lucky to get 4-5 drums in (using previous commentards 175kg figure) not to mention the danger involved and the sheer price of doing it that way.

Hurricane Sandy blows away Gizmodo, HuffPo, various other blogs

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WTF?

any reason for non financials to use new york (expensive, floodable, high profle) DC's rather than ones in the middle of nowhere?

Stone shatters kid Rock: Gamers not as flush as they used to be

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can't see why especially given the huge price markup. I use my work issued lenovo w510 for gaming when i am away and the thing pumps out enough heat you could use the fan outlet for cooking. i'd hate to see what happens when something even beefier is running full tilt (not to mention the inevitable crap battery)

SpaceX satellite burns up on re-entry after Falcon FAIL

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WTF?

Re: "Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think." – Ayn Rand

your joking right? you think all insurance (car,health, orbital vehicles) goes into a big pot?

its not free money but orbital insurance is payed by everyone launching, your car insurance has nothing to do with it. you only ay for it if you need launch insurance so unless your car is a tricked out delorean this ain't going to cost you a penny (ok maybe further down the line it cost's an added penny to your sky bill but you know what i mean)

China wants more hi-tech importers

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just like the russians

They imported some jet engines from the UK, the foreign office patted themselves on the back thinking they would be selling thousands, instead the russians reverse engineered it and used it in the mig 15

Copper-obsessed BT means UK misses out on ultrafast fibre gold

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FAIL

Re: Dark fibre?

"Stop breaking copyrights, 1 p0rn stream is enough, no one can tweet a load of bullshite that fast, or update twatface with shite that fast.

For the majority, its a waste of time. Only the saddest of the saddos need shite but fast."

and while we are at it why do we need more then 640k ram. damn freetard saddo's with their futureproofing i remember when we had 14.4k modems and we loved it, the internet was much better in those days none of that yootub or bookface rubbish.

LASER STRIKES against US planes on the rise

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Stop

most commericial jets don't have windows in the floor. some light aircraft and helicopters do as this provides a vital view when landing /taxing. commercial jet cockpits can easily be hit from head on as they only flare right before touch down, rest of the time the cockpit ios visible from the front

Microsoft plans midnight launch for Surface

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Stop

price?

its launching in less then a month and there is no definite price released yet? or did i miss something

Huawei: Inside the lair of the not-so-hidden dragon

Aldous
Trollface

Re: Iran

But those are our kind of repressive civilian beating states(who have also backed off Israel, coincidence eh?) not the scruffy muslim kind. what next sell iran some eurofighters to replace their F-14's! pish posh!

Satellite broadband rollout for all in US: But Europe just doesn't get it

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Trollface

good luck in the rain

the lotto terminals where i used to work always bugged out in heavy rain

Tesla drops veil on top secret solar Superchargers

Aldous
FAIL

Re: If the solar panels capture more energy than they need

if you think china is a communist country you really are a swivel eyed loon (i love that phrase kudos commentards). China is as communist as the National Socialists (Hi Godwin) were Socialist i.e in name only.

don't believe me? no free healthcare for all (kind of a main pillar of a communist state ), crap education and an urban rich (and likewise very poor rural).

As for rare earths these are covered by the reg before they arn't that rare its just china is one of the few places willing to process them (and the associated toxic sludge) at the cheapest price. you could process them in the good ol USA but they would likely cost ten times as much as you couldn't just dump the toxic slurry in any old landfill/river/school playing ground (adjust according to size of brown envelope given to the local Chinese apparatchik). So it gets done in China due to market forces, wait that there be some good ol capitalism in action. USA, USA, USA!

Freetard-idol rock star Trent Reznor gives up, signs to major label

Aldous

Re: Lost me there....

He also told fans to pirate a NIN album as the record label were charging considerably more then the commercvial dross they put out, when challenged they replied that "your fans will pay extra but <cmmercial dross> has to be sold cheaply"

Guardian's Robin Hood plan: Steal from everyone to give to us

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FAIL

Re: A radical new idea

strange that i get my news from the beeb which i pay for, IT side from reg and others which are ad supported so pay with my eye balls. why should everyone pay for an industry that won't modernize? should there be (another) tax on petrol to pay for horse and buggy operators? what about a big tax on TV to make up for the loss of radio audience?

boo hoo your golden days are behind you, do you think IBM would still be in business if they demanded everyone making these new fangled electronic computers pay them for continuing to manufacture mechanical ones? modernise or die off

Smartphones may soon listen in on you while they sleep

Aldous
Black Helicopters

Re: Best news evar!

nope 99% of people don't give a damn and look at you like a luddite (try telling people why you don't have a GPS unit in phone/fondle slab) and the 1% that care are written off as paranoid whackjobs. would only effect corperates if data protection laws or similar made them otherwise everyone will be too busy cooing over the shinys

Shuttle Endeavour buzzes the Golden Gate Bridge

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Thumb Up

Re: Take the old shuttles out of the Museum

as much as i love the shuttles they were gimped from the start by US air force requirements (which is why they are stubby wings and not lifting body). It may not seem it but the shuttle retirement is not as bad as it seems, it's directed some pork away from the traditional huge aerospace companies and put it into the hands of SpaceX (say what you like about elon but he is passionate) and Sierra Nevada Corporation's dream chaser (although only a 50% fund can't have boeing go cold turkey on all that pork).

Those two combined with the chinese "threat" may be enough to give us a shuttle mk2 much better suited and free of the government back biting and requirement creep that a NASA made mk2 would create. that is what i am hoping anyway (dream chaser looks particularly cool and seem's ideal to partner to a SpaceX cheaper launch platform)

Neil Gaiman’s saucy pop wife agrees to pay her musicians in money

Aldous

Re: This appears to be a growing trend.

not been an intern ever then eh?

Raspberry Pi patch adds warranty-safe overclocking

Aldous

Re: Why?

They are also designed to prevent ham fisted morons from damaging the car through poor driving and understanding (like co workers who didn't realize their BMW's were rear wheel drive and why that mattered). Its horses for courses if you know what your doing you can run things to finer tolerances, if you bounce off rev limiters and mash the throttle like a gorrila then yeah taking out the protective systems is not a good idea.

i ran overclocked cpu's when i needed more power from ever aging gaming rigs in the pre 1ghz days, these days though i would just buy a better part but for something like the Pi this is a great move to allow flexibility dependent on project (i.e more speed/power consumption from the same low price unit if power is not an issue)

Work for beer, Neil Gaiman's wife tells musicians

Aldous

Re: call me old fashioned...

no point buying a ticket when there is nothing to see

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FAIL

call me old fashioned...

... but i would of thought that you get a band in place, then crew/gear, then venues AND THEN PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS.

sounds like she has got it ass about face thinking everyone would flock to be in the presence of someone so obviously talented as herself let alone play music with her for free!

i agree with the last quoted section, stupid, arrogant and greedy.

Reg hack uncovers perfect antidote to internet

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Trollface

party like its 2006

so how many millions did you get from an EU development grant to build the well?

Archos 101 XS 10.1in Android tablet review

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Trollface

a great idea!

if only that clam shell designer bloke was able to get his designs light enough so that they could be carried around. we could have screens with attached keyboards, we could even perch them on top of our laps. Great Scott we can call them laptops, quick to the patent office!

Want a lightweight media/browser machine = tablet

Need more power/flexibility = laptop

Both together is a bit like buying a trike all the disadvantages of a motorcycle with none of the benefits of a car

Amazon pitches cheap new Kindles for Blighty

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Go

Re: Why can't they do an A4-sized e-ink Kindle?

problem with the dx is it treats pdf's as images (don't know if calibre cure this only seen reviews) i wanted one for PDF's but after researching went for a tablet instead. if you do go for a tablet it is essential to get one with an IPS screen they ar eperfect for pdfs and use the small kindle for everything else.

i went for an onda vi40 dual core 9.7 inch IPS. it has the same screen as the iPad 2 and performs similar and to top it all off is cheaper then a kindle dx.

Obama Q&A on Reddit briefly knackers entire site

Aldous
Meh

Re: 30 min = 6 answers?

more like he had to wait while his team vetted which questions to answer, check his responses to ensure they offended no sector of the voting populace etc hence why one of the questions answered was about beer and not foreign policy (other than restating the party line) more details on the economy (other then yeah it sucks but we are trying) etc.

no different to a press conference where they tell the press which segments are off limits on pain of restricted access. still suppose its better then blair and his "interviews" that had a full committee approved script

China could penetrate US with new huge missile

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Trollface

A cunning plan

"Sir, China's built a long range nuke that can hit anywhere in the US"

"Dammit, Fire up plan Star Wars III"

"ok, but that will cost a hunred billion squillion dollars"

"no problem we will just borrow the cash and increase the debt"

Meanwhile in Bejing:

"Hello, Super duper bank here"

"er,,hi we need to borrow one hundred billion squillion dollars on the US account please. we need some cool lasers and things, you know for safety"

"sure thing, oh and here is the intrest as well"

*click"

Cost of missile program = few hundred million . Cost of bankrupting your biggest competitor: Priceless

North Tyneside: Mega-outsourcing deal will SAVE jobs

Aldous

course they can save money

1. fire council staff with associated pensions and benefits

2. hire same staff to private firm doing the same job with no benefits/pension/union

3. do it for a year

4. send jobs to india to get the stock price up

5.wait 5 years, send jobs to <insert third world nation> as indians want things like pensions, healthcare etc

rinse and repeat

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love IPv6

Aldous
Black Helicopters

Re: ownership of all Class A addresses should be re-evaluated and then re-distributed.

you dirty communist baby eater!

Barnes & Noble Nooks bound for Blighty

Aldous

Re: Nook Color vs Nexus 7

do you read for any length of time? (i.e full text, not magazine text/picture mix) just curious how any LCD screen can be considered better then any e-ink for eye straain, causing insomnia etc. seems like comparing radio's to phones, both good at what they do but not interchangable

Sacrebleu! Googleplex insists Bush is still le président américain

Aldous
Headmaster

bush didn't loose

he did two terms maximum allowed after FDR hogged the white house. i just defended bush now i need a shower as i feel dirty

Capita bungs staff £250 if they cheer up, smile for ad snaps

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FAIL

Best Shot Reflecting Our Personality

i thought they already had this one shot ages ago, it even had its own website goat-c or something *nudge nudge*

Don't get sued or cuffed on Twitter: Read these top 10 pitfalls

Aldous

what about people giving PR to things they claim to hate?

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers

Aldous

wow that will work. its not like the chinese factory we make the devices in is next door to "mr wongs happy screwdriver concern" or anything...

lets spend $xxx to shaft our customers into buying another knock off screwdriver. Genius!

Why women won't apply for IT jobs

Aldous

Re: well

or more likely a lot of income is undeclared as it is cash in hand so you could be earning the same just with less stopages

NASA hands out $millions to wannabe spaceship builders

Aldous
Trollface

Re: Finding work for all three might be a problem.

yeah but they couldn't let china in they would copy all of the good technology, that they make in factories in china by chinese people usign chinese materials. yes sir we kept them damn commies away from our technology!

Sellers flogging vid games to underage kids face jail, unlimited fine

Aldous

Re: Think of the cheeeeldren

that and defending the child no matter what even when you show them cctv of them stealing things and walking out its totally not them

Aldous
Unhappy

no doubt sting operations against counter goons will follow

when these rules are introduced the police/trading standards do sting ops sending in underage kiddies to buy things (cigs,booze and now games). you serve them and you personally are fined (the company wont pay) and risk a criminal record (great when your future job may need a clean record).

what they fail to take into account is two things

1) there is no support at all from the police when you ring them having been threatened to be stabbed when you leave work because you won't serve someone with no id a restricted product. they will turn up far later ( 6 days is my record), might ask for cctv(which is useless if they are not on first name terms with the perp) and generally try to do all they can to stop you from getting it into the system (getting a crime number).this happens at least 6 times in an 8 hour shift, makes having to do a crap job top pay for uni so much fun.

same goes for when you are actually assaulted (as happened to me) unless you know there names, address and blood type they won't do anything. so even after all these threats on a daily basis if you screw up once its you who gets the punishment not the purchaser.

2)proxy sales are the biggest issue. technically its as illegal as the store selling you them but there is never ever anything done about this. yet the store clerk can be done if they "suspect" its for someone else. try enforcing this however and you get little billy's parents threatening to knife you after work when they are buying there 7 th bottle of wkd "for myself" in the last hour. this is what happens with games and once again nothing is done ( don't believe me just listen on multiplayer on an 18 game on xbl either there are hundreds of female gamers with teenage boy attitudes or lots of 13 year olds ). do they do these stings getting the kiddies to ask adults to buy for them? hell no after all its harder to prove lets go after the lowly paid counter goons

UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?

Aldous

Re: Brinksmanship

yes but then they would have to admit that the 60 plus years of protesting anything nuclear was wrong. look at the article with the cofounder of green piece (the one they kicked out) a while back who basically said build nukes, plant tree's and burn them.

nuclear lobby needs to stop going on about thorium, sure it has potential but nuclear is bad enough for nimby and "think of the children" factor without adding on "new unproven technology". just refine existing designs and continue with the research then build out thorium when its proven reliable (i.e mini reactors by US gov etc).

Will never happen though after all gov has been telling everyone to be green can't u turn on this old chap so lets throw money down the toilet

Neal Stephenson on swordplay, space and depressing SF

Aldous

Re: Don't remind me!!

its a good read. don't expect snow crash and you will enjoy it. mind you i bought the dead tree version instead of kindle and must of burned calories holding the thing Neal is one of those authors who's books can be classed by weight :)

Capita and pals get £500m for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE call centre

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Trollface

yes hello sir my name is bibhu.... i mean Bob Smith how can i help you today?

*gurgle* i have flu i think i am dying

yes thank you sir now do you feel any temperature?

*arg* i think i just coughed up a lung

yes sir please answer the question else i can't help you

please i need help *gurgle*

sorry sir i cannot help you, you are being rude *click*

Why British TV drama is crap – and why this matters to tech firms

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Thumb Down

The Wire was not successful on TV

its ratings were meh in the states and in the uk it was broadcast after 11pm (iirc 23:45) on BBC2 so sod all people saw it on TV. it was successful on DVD/download by word of mouth and standing on quality which has earned it (quite rightly) a spot as one of the best TV drama's ever.

However this is no good. ITV want ratings and people like celebrities yeah so like we do celeb police unit and they can arrest another celeb yeah? brilliant ! TRASHBAT!

The BBC however don't have sponsors and so can take a risk instead of having to pander to the lowest common denominator right? nope. instead of slow burning but gripping shows we have flashy gimmmiky ones. they import danish drama's that do well despite the handicap of foreign language ( far to many people won't watch anything subbed) but can't click that there is a market for this sort of thing. instead we get more trying to be American (and i don't mean good American) drivel.(by this i mean pandering to the american "laugth track" or "awkward" brigade)

don't even start on its current crop i.e doctor who pandering to lowest common denominator and children's toy manufacturers. But hey at least we can watch people singing to celebutards on BBC instead of People singing to celebutards on ITV and if we are really good and pay our license fee's we can also see celebutards dancing instead of ice skating wooooohooooo!

Raspberry Pi rolls out speed surge Raspbian OS

Aldous
Facepalm

Re: Daft twats

yeah its almost like selling something without batterys, that never happens...

and don't get me started on those fscking suitcase makers. just bought a new one and imagine my suprise when i arrived at the hotel,opened it and there was nothing inside! how dare they sell something like that expecting me to add to it. everyone elses had stuff inside yet i payed for mine and it was empty, thieving gits.

Gamer fails STAM roll, dies after 40-hour Diablo III stretch

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Facepalm

Re: Some responsibility on the game developer

whats strange is how these people can go on ignoring the bodys signals. i.e needing to pee/eat/drink. sure we have all lost a couple of hours thinking "i'm thirsty i should get a drink but one more turn/level/round first" but 40 hours of dehydration/hunger/ cramping up? and all this for what? a few extra bits of loot that would have still been just as likely to drop if you took a 5 min bathroom break every few hours?

Eurozone crisis hits pay TV: Punters pick broadband over telly

Aldous
Trollface

Re: how else are you going to send your CV

but then how can they trace you via email address to your facebook/twitter/furriesfor911truth forums etc

Fake sandwich shop's big fake Likes leave Facebook looking flaky

Aldous

Rory poses the question of whether Facebook's $100bn valuation can be justified

no.

neither can myspaces or digg or instagrams or boo.com or any trendy intenet business initial valuations be justified.

not exactly rocket science

Europe's prang-phone-in-every-car to cost €5m per life saved

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Black Helicopters

neat

a mobile in every car or to put it another way a free tracking device factory fitted in every new eu vehicle. this is not going to be abused by "terrorism" laws at all eh?

Ten... alien invasions

Aldous

Re: Pournelle

agreed, even if that was the case (which it isn't)who cares as the pair wrote many great books together. unless i've missed something the only person that could justifiably make this claim is niven himself and i've not seen that anywhere.

Full Tilt Poker boss arrested over $430m 'Ponzi scheme'

Aldous
FAIL

Re: The odds are...

or you make money taking advantage of free bets/sign up offers. gambling is gambling online or otherwise but the problem here is the US has such stupid laws (gambling is wrong unless its vegas/atlantic city/indian reservation). this leaves a lot of companies registering in costa rica, dutch Antilles (or whatever it is now) and other places with very little oversight (often members of supervisory boards own the gambling outfits they license, this is especially true with online indian casino's). this leaves them operating semi legally and leaves gamblers even more open to being ripped off

Now compare this to the likes of the bookies here such as betfair, WH all licensed, all above board and some even publically traded on the LSE (complete with the oversight that requires). People will gamble all making it illegal does is hand the money to scammers like this lot and lets people be taken advantage of.

War On Standby: Do the figures actually stack up?

Aldous

Re: Diversion tactic?

When they ban advertising hoardings from being lit with MH/sodium/halogen lamps i might start listening

funny how being green doesn't apply to advertising tat, or do they buy carbon indulgences ..... i mean credits?

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Meh

You forgot breeding

"Whenever an eco-activist starts going on about gadgets or electricity or food, ignore them. The big stuff is travel, making and having things (ie buildings, furniture, tools, interior decor, infrastructure etc) and heating/cooling (a large amount of this is laundry and personal hygiene)."

my partner and i have decided not to have children, thereby limiting the amount of co2/waste/what ever that v2.0 would of used. yet i get called "selfish" and accused of being a planet killer because i refuse to buy green things (because a new green tv is so much more efficient then sticking with an old one that works fine, no sunk in carbon in manufacture nope) and plan on buying a car that does 15-20 mpg(a 1990's era car at that, so again no sunk carbon in making new). Not to mention horror of horrors closing the curtains in my office room and using a light bulb (not much light from outside+ fully visible to street)

the point? the people calling me this often had 2+ children (more usually 3) that they each then kit out with the latest consumer crap/fashion(which changes every 6 months) and cart around in such wonderfully environmental cars as prius and MPV. We are probably more green then most "greenie" couples (no kids) due to not buying the latest whizz bang and buying things we like not what is new (i have some 15 year old clothes i wear with brand new for example)

With the world already overcrowded is it not the "think of the children" brigade with there spawn making the situation worse? after all if they have more then 2 children they are increasing the strain on the precious globe. nah its gadgets, Jeremy Clarkson and not enough windmills

Fun things to do at a middle class dinner party:

1) bring up the above,

2) mention how organic food (which your host/ess will almost certainly go on about as if it was made from gold) can feed 4 billion people, wait until they go "so what" before telling them the population of earth is around 7 billionish

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