* Posts by Mike Shepherd

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Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Awww....

Only one vote...that's so sad! I'll get my boyfriend to sign it.

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Google hit with record antitrust fine of €2.4bn by Europe

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"Alphabet had revenues of 90Bn last year". Revenue is not profit and the court hasn't said "This is our final settlement": these fines can be applied again and again, if needed.

"Other solutions...have to be considered". No, courts have standard means by which penalties are imposed e.g. fines or (for criminal cases) imprisonment (or worse, in some countries). Although other means may be available to the court, they don't "have" to use them to suit you or the defendant.

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Ex-MI5 boss: People ask, why didn't you follow all these people ... on your radar?

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I'm shocked, *shocked* to find that spying is going on in here

'The former MI5 chief said...she went to Moscow to make "first contact" with the KGB. "I found myself facing a long line of KGB officers in their headquarters".'

The surprise must have ranked with that of visiting a nudist camp and finding it full of naked people.

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Hyperloop One teases idea of 50-minute London-Edinburgh ride

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But...

But I don't want to go to London at any speed. Besides, I thought we were all "telecommuting" by now?

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Capita payments service Pay360 goes TITSUP

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Euphemisms

"...we continue to treat this issue...major issue...Once this issue is resolved...some of our customers have experienced technical issues"

It's not a problem, then? Just an "issue" (or maybe a "challenge").

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Julian Assange wins at hide-and-seek game against Sweden

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Re: So, are the Swedes going to pay

The UK will pick up the tab, in support of the US empire.

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What could go wrong? Delta to use facial recog to automate bag drop-off

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...agents will be freed up to...deliver more proactive and thoughtful customer service

Reaccommodation?

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ATM security devs rush out patch after boffins deliver knockout blow

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It's difficult to take ATMs seriously on security...

It's difficult to take ATMs seriously on security when they show adverts. Given the struggle to make any software secure, adding unnecessary parts to financial applications seems, at best, ill-advised.

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Yeah, keep buying those SSDs, grins Seagate: Your data will be on our disks eventually, muaha

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"Seagate made a canine evening meal..."

Midday, surely?

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Netgear says sorry four weeks after losing customer backups

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Levels of confidence

"We have already identified the root cause in our server software and applied a patch immediately after the incident occurred".

I'm not sure if, reading that, I'd be reassured that there'd be no more problems or hardly any more problems or if I'd wonder why a problem that could be fixed "immediately after the incident occurred" could have been anything but obvious on cursory examination. I might wonder how many more such "immediately" fixable faults were overlooked by similar lack of cursory examination and remain unfixed.

Why would anyone trust important data (with no local backup) to this Wild West world of the cloud? Surely we must be years away from reliability. If the IT industry's track record on quality is a guide, it's more probably decades.

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Forensic accountants appointed to pore over Post Office IT scandal

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Audit trail?

I have no experience in writing accounting software, but surely a basic need is an audit trail (journal of transactions) so that any fault can be found easily? At the end of each day, does the Post Office system really just say "You owe us xxx"?

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Less than four weeks till DevOps' finest assemble in London

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Sorry

I'm...er...washing my hair.

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Game authors demand missing ZX Spectrum reboot royalties

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Re: I'm a little in between with this...

"I'm not too sure they have any legal grounds either...after 30 years the copyrights basically drop".

There's no need to remain unsure. Take a look at the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act (1988) and the Intellectual Property Act (2014):

"Copyright expires at the end of the period of 70 years from the end of the calendar year in which the author dies..."

"If the work is computer-generated...copyright expires at the end of the period of 50 years from the end of the calendar year in which the work was made".

For sound recordings: "at the end of the period of 50 years from the end of the calendar year in which the recording is made...".

You say "...do your homework and if you do get called out have your statements ready so that you at least leave a solid impression instead of that of a bunch of goofballs". Are you one of those "goofballs"?

It's especially important not to be a "goofball" if you're planning to steal others' work. From the CDP Act: "A person guilty of an offence under subsection (1)(a), (b), (d)(iv) or (e) is liable (a) on summary conviction to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or a fine, or both; (b) on conviction on indictment to a fine or imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years, or both".

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Re: Innocence lost

Hmm...Good point. Have you noticed how you never see Rupert and Sir Clive together?

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I'm confused

I'm confused as to how an author (or any other business) can operate where the customer says "You invoice us and we send the money to our favourite charity".

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Drive-by Wi-Fi i-Thing attack, oh my!

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Re: "An attacker within range may be able to execute arbitrary code on the Wi-Fi chip"

"Surely this can only bork the radio, right?

Yeah, and who needs that bit.

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Germany to Facebook, Twitter: We are *this* close to fining you €50m unless you delete fake news within 24 hours

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Re: Could be tricky

Given Zuckerberg's worth of almost $60 billion, even a $50 million fine might not change things...

It's a measured response (a 'warning shot', if you like). If a $50m fine is ineffective, the German government may choose to add a zero. If the response is still poor, further zeroes may follow. Soon, it looks unwise to have ignored the warning shot.

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Do you use .home and .mail on your network? ICANN mulls .corp, .mail, .home dot-word domains

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"Ad nauseum (sic)"

Is this a joke that I don't understand or does the author just have very poor Latin?

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Zuckerberg thinks he's cyber-Jesus – and publishes a 6,000-word world-saving manifesto

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Re: Dear Mark

Nothing of his vision will happen. In Clive James' words, it's "can-say instead of can-do" (even funnier in the audio version).

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Why listen?

This is the man who said he'd give $3bn to cure all disease by 2100. I assume that by now someone told him to "get real". Why are we still listening?

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NORKS fires missile that India reckons it could shoot down in flight

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Such

India "now joins a select group of nations having such an effective Ballistic Missile Defence System.

Here, the word "such" converts a statement incredible for any country into one that doesn't say much at all.

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Virtual monopoly on UK cell towers and TV masts up for sale

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Linear TV?? . . . OTT??

Is this an article for some specialised group?

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FYI: Ticking time-bomb fault will brick Cisco gear after 18 months

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"see this rather worrying errata (sic)"

Were was this man brung up?

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US and Russia engaged in legal tug of war over LinkedIn hack suspect

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Re: One hand scratches the other

Neither the US nor Russia wastes favours on dispensable items like people.

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Oracle lied: Database giant is axing hundreds of staff – at least 450 in its hardware div

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Job advice

It looks like the best job advice is "start looking as soon as you hear the rumours". The reassurances are worth nothing.

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BBC surrenders 'linear' exclusivity to compete with binge-watch Netflix

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Re: Great!

"...people realised watching a load of rubber balls being spat out of a drum doesn't make for very interesting viewing..."

I hope you realise that Mystic Meg is going to cry herself to sleep tonight.

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Virgin surprises market by hopping into bed with BT for MVNO love-in

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Just say "no"

BT / Post Office - just say "no".

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IBM filed another 8,000 patents in 2016

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"...machine learning in response to freeform verbal questions posed by humans"

Let's see how it answers "Have you stopped beating your wife?".

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Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen

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Re: This:

50mW (1/20W) may not be insignificant when focused onto a retina. It's not just the heating: the term "burn" is used here to describe the effect of very bright light on the pigmented receptors. The good collimation of a laser means that a signficant portion of the power reaches the target. (The beam doesn't spread).

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'So sorry' Evernote rips up privacy changes

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Deep learning

Suppliers often experience "deep learning" when account closures accelerate.

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MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK

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Cost/benefit

The government's concern is losing taxpayers before they retire.

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Someone just chucked another $21 million at carbon nanotube memory techies

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50ns

50ns would be slow RAM, by modern standards, so I'm not clear how it can replace DRAM completely. Can anyone provide details to make sense of this?

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AT&T took too much money from customers, will pay them back by ... taking less money

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How can I make that more complicated?

"...for all but 200,000 of the customers, payment in the settlement will come in the form of credits applied to their monthly bills, while the remainder of recipients will get a check in the mail".

I think this means 200,000 customers will get a check. The rest will have their account adjusted. Have I missed anything important? Why the waffle?

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Earth days are getting longer – by 1.8 milliseconds per century

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Just tell me

Just tell me if I get longer in bed.

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Information on smart meters? Yep. They're great. That works, right? – UK.gov

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"could leave the taxpayer out of pocket by £4.5bn"

I thought these suppliers were all private companies now.

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Why your gigabit broadband lags like hell – blame Intel's chipset

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"...in America, Canada, the UK and beyond"

Translation: "...in important places and some others".

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Apple blames air for iPhone 6S's narcolepsy

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What exactly is the problem?

"...a battery component that was exposed to controlled ambient air longer than it should have been before being assembled into battery packs".

This is half an explanation, padded with the word "controlled" to play down their not following the proper procedure. The best guess is that surface-mount parts were left unused too long after the package was opened, so they absorbed too much water from the air meanwhile. The water turns rapidly to steam in the soldering machine, so parts can crack. But why not just make that clear?

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IoT upstart Sigfox gulps down €150m funding but falls short of target

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"...more than 10 million objects...26 countries..."

Unfortunately, really useful figures (like the estimated annual profit per connected device) are not mentioned. Even with 50 million connections, you'd have to clear $1 a year from each device, to get back just the latest $200m over four years.

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Fintech startup Revolut pulls out of several countries, promises swift return

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Tomorrow, the world!

The internet seems to encourage those who think they can easily take over the world. As Clive James put it, "...it’s seldom wise to say that you’re going to set new standards of know-how and then prove that you haven’t got a clue".

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User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

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Who's the thick one?

If "Kevin" weren't so thick, he'd know that "power button" is only the jargon of his clique, so would use different terms to be understood. Real experts can communicate with those who are not. The rest will live out their lives as support technicians, swapping stories about "stupid" users.

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'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

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Every time

Every time a trendy green makes a crackpot suggestion (like powering a lift from the energy of users pressing the buttons or driving trains by having passengers pace the carriages), they should be invited to spend an hour cycling to generate the 100W needed for a few "energy-saving" light bulbs. 5 minutes' pedalling is probably enough for basic education; after an hour, they'll happily vote to re-open the coal mines.

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UK Ministry of Defence splurges £280,000 on online 'good ideas' form

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£280,000

Jeez, I would have done it for only £270,000.

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What went wrong at Tesco Bank?

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On second thoughts, could you hurry that along, Mrs May?

"...EU General Data Protection Regulation...Tesco...could be fined nearly £2bn"

Tesco were neutral on BrExit.

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Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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"Strap yourself in, world. This could be a bumpy ride".

Maybe. But (as has often been pointed out) the President proproses, Congress disposes.

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Retiring IETF veteran warns: Stop adding so many damn protocols

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Re: Bloat

I agree that bloat (protocols and software) is a problem, but it's useful to ask why is the wheel so often re-invented?

Hardly anyone insists on writing their own strtok(), printf() etc. They know that the standard libraries are reliable. As for other software, it's typically ill-considered, confusing or badly-documented, so the right course often is to re-invent it. The result may be no better, but it's something you can understand and maintain.

Writing good library code is hard, as is designing a protocol to suit many purposes.

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World-leading heart hospital 'very, very lucky' to dodge ransomware hit

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" "We were also very, very lucky. Timing absolutely was everything for us"

Why would the hospital publish this admission? It appears very useful to someone trying again.

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Barracuda: Outage caused by 'large number of inbound connections'

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"refuses to say the word DDoS"

It's an ill-considered word. I refuse to use it, too.

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Stiff upper lips and sun glasses: the Chancellor bets on Brexit feeling

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On the plus side...

On the plus side, young British people have time to adapt, study overseas, move there and abandon this ship.

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Laser surgery ignites internal methane, burns patient down there

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Re: Cue sub-Lieutenant Phillips...

I suspect that the number of readers who understand that is fast declining.

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Smart Meter rollout delayed again. Cost us £11bn, eh?

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"let's see who is telling the truth"

Why not check your printed electricity bill? It shows meter readings and how charges are calculated. As for 20% errors, you're dreaming. Domestic meters are typically "class 2" (maximum 2% error throughout the certified life). Have some bedtime reading :

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/gas-and-electricity-meter-regulations

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