* Posts by hugo tyson

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TalkTalk shrugs off moaning customers to claim 80,000 more

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Re: Why? Just Why?

Me too; 79,9xx kB/s from advertised 80Mb FTTC. It's fine (touch wood).

Had one issue, it was a rusty wire just outdoors, where the pair changes to thinner indoor wire.

I should have looked closer myself, but they were fine and not too slow about coming.

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America's forgotten space station and a mission tinged with urine, we salute you

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Re: Men in Black

That's the book - thanks, your memory's better than mine.

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Black Helicopters

Men in Black

I read in a public, academic book, that when Skylab launched, NASA was keen to see what the wrongly/party deployed solar panels, and associated damage, looked like. The NRO had secret spy satellites, of the kind which drop a film cartridge when it's been filled, which NASA were not allowed to know about, nor anyone else really. Apparently NASA had a visit from sunglasses and dark suits, who said "Your top 4 engineers on this, in here, now; no-one else. Here are some photographs. You may look at them for 15 minutes. They do not leave this room. We were never here, you never saw this." And it helped them decide that fixing it on-orbit was feasible, and what they needed to take and do. According to one of those NASA engineers.

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Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient

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Why's it mounted on the door?

Why do they keep mounting locks on the door? If it were mounted on/in the frame, with the striker plate/box in the door, then you could run wires to it for power and cat5, solving several problems....

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How machine-learning code turns a mirror on its sexist, racist masters

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No Asian, African texts?

Problem might be there are few extensive texts in suitable form for input, which were written by Asians or Africans about the white men, nor by woman of any kind, which reflect their attitudes to the cruel imperious selfish arrogant white European male, no? Just choosing English for the language used puts that bias on the whole thing.

Can't see an easy solution, but maybe it could be improved by pre-biasing the corpus the other way.

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Hold the phone: Mystery fake cell towers spotted slurping comms around Washington DC

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Legality is itself location-sensitive

It's legal according to US law for the US to use StingRay in non-US places; doesn't mean it's legal according to the law of those places. What it means is that the US government won't act to prevent itself using such tech outside the US.

Remember, according to US law, US law applies over the entire universe. Really.

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What's silent but violent and costs $250m? Yes, it's Lockheed Martin's super-quiet, supersonic X-plane for NASA

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Re: Only Mach 1.4?

Pretty sure the boom is anywhere the craft passes at faster than mach 1, not just at transition.

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Nest reveals the first truly connected home

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Re: Doorbell as a cost center.

But are they ever actually *welcome* ? Unless you're expecting them by prior arrangement.

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Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

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Re: Why were inverted V12s popular with the Germans?

Ta. So mostly packaging then. But surely it's a dry sump *because* it's inverted, the causality direction I mean. Anyway thanks, I see what you mean.

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Why were inverted V12s popular with the Germans?

As there are nerds here, I'll ask: I've never managed to work out why "we" consistently used V12s the "right" way up, and the Luftwaffe consistently - so it seems - used inverted V12s. Are there advantages to inverted beyond the view from the cockpit - but then you need longer undercarriage; I'd have thought having a single sump is better, but OTOH do you get more reliable valve lubrication if it's all inverted? But what prevents oil pooling in the underside of the pistons besides their violent motion?

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Tsk-tsk, fat cat Softcat: Milk-slurping reseller taken to court

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History repeating itself...

There was a time when "troubled Cambridge micro-maker" Acorn Computers couldn't get milk delivered because of unpaid invoices with every last one of the local newsagents and dairies. Because of idiot finance bods going "oh this little one doesn't matter"...

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Kernel-memory-leaking Intel processor design flaw forces Linux, Windows redesign

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Re: Hmmm... @AC Might not even leak data

The leak may not even be data, it could be as small as a timing change from the spec-ex path taking longer to fault, or not, allowing the attacker to probe the kernel space for not/valid pages - so defeating to an extent the kernel memory-map randomisation? Worse might be a spec-ex branch on spec-read secret data which affects timing similarly, without directly exposing the data itself.

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Blade Runner 2049: Back to the Future – the movies that showed us what's to come

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FAIL

Video Conferencing

Star Trek has videoconferencing that actually works properly. Still beyond our grasp....

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I've arrived on Mars. Argggh, my back!

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WTF?

How much decrease in muscle mass?

The sentence in the article is a bit mangled, do you mean the muscle cross-sectional area decreased to about 80% of what it was originally, the range being 86% in the best case and 72% in the worst case?

Or if it decreased by 86%-72% does that mean only 14% to 28% remained (which seems terrifying)?

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GPS spoofing can put Yik Yak in a flap

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Unhappy

Hardly GPS spoofing

Hardly GPS spoofing is it? Just setting your location somewhere else. Fake location, fair enough.

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Turing, Hauser, Sinclair – haunt computing's Cambridge A-team stamping ground

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Details, details...

In Cambridge it's a Court not a Quad; Quads are from The Other Place ;-)

But yes it's a great photo, so of its time.

Re the pic on the steps of 4a Market Hill, L-R David Johnson-Davies ("DJD"), Hermann, Chris Curry, Roger (now Sophie) Wilson, Nick Toop, holding an Acorn Atom. 4a MH was never an ARM office; only Acorn.

The Turing Room in King's is the College Computer Room as I understand it; named after the great man. But I don't think there's any implication that he lived in that basement room, it's a cellar. As a Fellow he might well have lived in the rooms above, though.

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Great British Great Bake Off gets new judge

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Needs a proper critic

Why can't we have Brian Sewell? Aside from him being dead. And his bro George as sidekick to introduce some gritty realism.

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The field at the centre of the universe: Cambridge's outdoor pulsar pusher

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Thanks!

Just: thanks for the article - great stuff, I enjoyed that day out enormously; thanks to Cambridge Wireless too of course.

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Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Perfect optimisation

We did exactly that - but in a proper teapot, I'll grant - at (later to be troubled) Cambridge micro-maker Acorn Computers in the early 1980s.

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Brit chip biz ARM legs it to Softbank for $32bn

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Re: Apple will never own ARM (again)

I thought the licence those big players have ("foundry") lets them re-implement the hardware as they like, but absolutely not fork the instruction set and software interface generally (ISA, eg. cache behaviour) to make sure code portability can never be sacrificed. Intel IIRC learnt this when they acquired DEC and its Xscale designs, and tried to fiddle with the ISA, and found they couldn't because the ISA is copyrighted in some way separate from the IP licence.

WTF because this is a complete surprise. I could believe it's as simple as SB having a huge mound of cash and looking for the best possible investment, as ARM is starting to work in servers too, and the IoT bubble.

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DARPA's 'flying wing' drone inches closer to lift-off

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Happy

Mmmm.... contra rotating....

But not as sexy as a Fairey Gannet, eh?

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Model's horrific rape case may limit crucial online free speech law

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Re: law enforcement?

It's not clear from the report whether the "agencies" or indeed actual agencies had to be registered or vetted in any way. Is it?

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Different law?

This does seem separate from the protection afforded to common-carrier-like websites in that law, in that this is abusive readers/consumers of the site, who cause no change to its state -- not abusive speech published via/though/on the site. Tricky.

It does suggest that reader accounts should strongly be vetted, in such cases, and contacts should be only through the site so that they are logged in an evidence-worthy fashion. Otherwise it's just like telling Facebook everything with entirely public access.

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Watch: SpaceX finally lands Falcon rocket on robo-barge in one piece

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Happy

Yay indeed!

I'll drink to that; wups, I was anyway!

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Regular Fast Radio Burst detected outside our galaxy

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Multipath?

...as it's not regular.

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$17 smartwatch sends something to random Chinese IP address

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It's the app that leaks, right?

But do you need the app to use the watch or is it just like the "drivers CD" you get with every little toy that nobody needs because they're actually standard USB devices? Put another way, if it's a proper BlueTooth device it'll use the standard BT profiles to be remote-control for the phone functions, and not need no steenkin' app.

Course it could just be checking for updates...

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Oh TechNation. Britain's got tech talent. Just not like this

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FAIL

Tool users vs tool makers

They're failing to distinguish people who use IT as a tool to run their business - ie. have a website and email and maybe an online shop - and those who actually make new IT/digital things. And the people who make websites for businesses, or set up their email, are somewhere in between, IMHO rather closer to users.

Like people who make TV ads or soap operas are not innovating in the photography business.

It's like classifying every business which acquired a shiny new landline in the 1920s and '30s as a telecoms business. (Might have the decades wrong but YKWIM)

It's like saying that B&Q is part of the steel industry because they sell spanners.

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'I bet Russian hackers weren't expecting their target to suck so epically hard as this'

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Mushroom

Unsigned....

So what's wrong with

for ( u = 100; u < 200; u-- ) { ... }

I think I have seen this as a fix! :-(

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Lights out! Newbie IT manager's dark basement trip

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Re: Ah Diesel Generators

One job, the modal cause of genuine fire alarm evacuations was "the temperature is too high in the detached generator building" - following the regular testing... especially in summer.

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You've seen things people wouldn't believe – so tell us your programming horrors

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So much fun....

Once we shipped some embedded software as a relocatable binary to a customer. It needed to be started with some workspace memory. They were getting nowhere. So I went to Japan, and spent two days working out how the hell to debug/single-step in their useless environment, to find they had started it giving it the memory where the code was, as its own workspace. It ran just fine, initialising its memory, until it shot itself in the head by overwriting the code that was doing the initialising...

In PostScript, double-slash is a meaningful token, prefix to a name for immediate evaluation. It's used a lot in the bootstrap, itself written in PS, of a PostScript-compatible interpreter. Trivial example

/inc { 1 //add } def

For one reason or another, the bootstrap source was macro pre-processed. This was fine until the C-preprocessor - for it was he! - enabled C++ comments by default. Most of the bootstrap disappeared.

Re. sweary messages and customers: in the 1980s, at Acorn, I wrote tests for the very first ARM CPUs, even before we had silicon back - to check the various emulators, and to test in simulation the chip layout before tape-out, to test the chips when they came back. One said - or rather didn't, because it worked OK - "Shifter fucked!" in the error case. This was all lovely, and the same unit tests were still used 10-15 years later by ARM. They even shipped them to customers (making their own ARMs) as binaries. This was lovely too. Until one customer somehow managed to make chips whose shifter was not entirely correct...

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Intel admits Skylakes can ... ... ... freeze in the middle of work

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Mushroom

0xE40001

is that exponent in hex. Interesting. One might wonder if it's all exponents of the form 0xNN0001 (NN > 0)

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The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

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Devil

Getting "across" the news

(you) "can get across a day's news quickly" - if you're dropping the sexism, you can use correct English and say "keep abreast of the day's news" without sniggering, rather than that revolting neologism. Or even just "catch up" ffs....

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PM wheels out snoop overseer minutes before latest snoops' charter bid lands

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What will they log?

So what will the govmt require ISPs to log? DNS lookups? So use 8.8.8.8 or 8.8.4.4 - or will they snoop on DNS request packets en passent for all? Or do they log what IP addresses you open connections to, which reverse-DNS gives domains? So something like Tor or other onion router gets round it. Just curious if anyone knows, if the detail has come out yet. Because it seems likely that a determined operative could circumvent any obvious logging....

Separately, I too worry that someone out of touch will be prone to assertions about what can be done which are not realistic, such as "well force them to decrypt it" given a noisy image + allegation that it contains a steganographic code, for example. Point is old media (paper letters, morse code) are either plaintext or definitely something cryptographic. Modern media/messaging can be perfectly valid gibberish and still be your pictures/music: you can't prove the positive "there is encrypted data here" nor the negative "this is just a picture, no encrypted data present". That's what could cause the traditional legal profession's assumptions problems.

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PC sales will rise again, predicts Intel, but tablets are toast

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Intel-based tablets

Exactly, my first thought was: Intel got the market for Intel-based tablets wrong. They did; they're not so good, so people didn't buy many,

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Silicon Valley now 'illegal' in Europe: Why Schrems vs Facebook is such a biggie

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Re: Let me count the ways...

I agree the email example is a very poor one: by sending an email to a person you give them the right to do whatever they like with it, stupid legalese boilerplate on the end notwithstanding. And email never has been private. Of course, the public's expectation might be different, but that doesn't make it so.

A better example, and easier to understand would be: you think you order a product from an EU business. Name, address, credit card, implicitly shopping habit. Turns out their servers are in the US. They just exported your personal data without your consent.

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Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice

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Holmes

Handmines

The "Handmines" is just a crap pun on landmines innit. Cute that they're like the hand-from-the-grave thing in every zombie movie, but with dalek (biological) eyes spliced in.

And my bet is it's the handmines that he's going to exterminate in the opener for Ep.2.

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Typewriters suck. Yet we're infinitely richer for those irritating machines

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Re: <pendantry>

Pendantry? Should be bloody well hung...

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IWF shares 'hash list' with web giants to flush out child sex abuse images online

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Re: Am I being a bit thick here

I think that if you change one bit, it is impossible that the signature/hash will not change. With a proper sig/hash/crypto, if you change any single bit of the input, an unpredictable (to an attacker) 50% of the bits in the hash will change (invert).

If you change 2 bits, same as changing 1 then another, 50% change, then some proportion p, whose mean is 1/2, of those change back and proportion 1-p of the others change: making on average a 50% change in all - repeat by changing another bit: so by recursion, any change in the input including complete replacement (whatever that means) changes, on average, half the bits in the output.

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RBS sticks it to customers once again as IT woes continue

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Re: Should be shutting down soon

I haven't had any problems with my banking in over 30 years either. With NatWest. Just FWIW. The last "major cock up" didn't affect everyone, and nor is this one. Put another way, every last company has some customers who have experienced a horror story, and who swear that after switching all was roses...

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Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV: The new common-as-muck hybrid

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Re: A lot I could live with...

I must say I think it's good that we are getting both kinds: those which flaunt design and are uniquely identifiable as EVs, for those who want that, and also the way to the mass market, making EVs *not* remarkable but commonplace, by making it just one variant of an ordinary car.

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"Charge it" button

Surely the button to force it to eat petrol to charge the battery is for when you are a few miles from entering a ZEV zone or some such, ie. London, and you forgot to use the "keep it full" button for the first part of the journey. Or when all the charging points at the services you planned to use are full, also on the edge of a ZEV zone?

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SpaceX Dragon crew capsule in 'CHUTE ABORT drama – don't panic, no one died

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The Shuttle was indeed intended to be its own escape capsule

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_abort_modes details lots of cunning plans; but they all address a detected component failure - nothing's available to deal with an actual explosion or other gross mechanical failure.

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Boeing 787 software bug can shut down planes' generators IN FLIGHT

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Mushroom

Misplaced caution?

I agree it looks like a 100Hz ticker reaching 2^31 and going negative. But I think (without going off into comp.risks) there might be something else going on.

Problematic code can fail at overflow one of two ways: looping forever (very bad) or exiting prematurely (softer). It's not hard to get it right, of course, but if, say, the API changes (!) after you wrote your timer code or something like that it can end up wrong. So, for ultra-cautious safety-critical stuff, how do you make sure? You add asserts. Lots of asserts. Sounds like that's what we have here, as it goes into a fail-"safe" shutdown.

Problem is, if your code would do the soft failure - premature exit from the loop - then the assert makes it less reliable. Because what would otherwise be a single spurious shorter timeout, perhaps no worse than noise in whatever it is you're measuring/updating periodically, perhaps completely harmless, the assert failure turns into a complete shutdown.

In other words, assert - and thus shutdown - if you see insanity in your inputs, or detect an actual failure signal, for example. Asserting for anything less might help find bugs if you test it enough, but when deployed, you want something weaker, that logs an unexpected condition, but doesn't panic the system. IMHO.

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Avro Vulcan

You're right, Vulcans weren't fly-by-wire at all; it's pushrods and levers, but the large force to move the control surfaces is electro-hydraulic: each PFC actuator is a self-contained unit taking 200V AC electric power in, to hydraulic pump, to hydraulic piston making a large force on the external hardware - but controlled by a mechanical lever input. The mixing of elevator and aileron signalling to the elevons, and the artificial feel is all (electric-powered) mechanical. Essentially it uses electric instead of hydraulic power to do all the power-assisting, but the control connections are very traditional linkages.

Not sure, but I think the batteries were only 28V for running other control systems, not enough to power the PFCs, enough to operate the RAT or AAPU to work around generator or bus failures.

So complete electrical failure left all the controls locked. Not good at all, especially for the 3 guys in the back. :-(

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Microsoft: It's TRUE, you'll get Android and iOS apps in WINDOWS

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Fair point

.... but Java was originally intended to be an ANDF, remember? How these pages were filled with mockery as managers insisted on Java for mainframe projects an other inappropriate targets because it was trendy!

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Health & Safety is the responsibility of Connor's long-suffering girlfriend

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It's all about liability

We have to do stupid "how to sit on a chair" training. OK, it's supposed to be "how to set up your workstation" meaning monitor, mouse, keyboard. It's designed so that any moron can pass by picking the middle one of the answers. "Do you set your chair a) too low b) middle c) too high" but in pictures. It's designed to take a certain time by making you mouse over things to see popups for a certain time before you can press "next". The only thing it does is relieve the employer of liability for your bad back or RSI. It's utterly utterly pointless.

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Man asks internet for $1k for pebbles. INTERNET SAYS YES

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Joke

Gotta be nuts!

http://www.screwfix.com/p/hex-nuts-a2-stainless-steel-m20-pack-of-10/38163

There, much cheaper...

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Snapper's decisions: Whatever happened to real photography?

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Happy

Re: Whence the next generation of professional photographers?

Tee hee. But those people are happy with those pics! Let them have their fun!

The existence of appallingly inept amateurs does not imply the non-existence of acceptably competent amateurs.

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Whence the next generation of professional photographers?

We don't need a next generation of professional photographers. Image data is no longer a scarce resource, and people look at pictures on tablets, or occasionally laptops. Print magazines are dying. Glossy catalogs too.

It's like asking "where will the next generation of hand-thrown clay potters come from?"

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Yes, Samaritans, the law does apply to you. Even if you mean well

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It's the processing that makes the data subject to the Act, no?

Sure, all the input is public. But if a company googles your name then does analysis (automated or not) to separate the several individuals with that name, and builds a profile of you, then uses that to make statements - true or not - about you available to some or many or all other individuals, then that analysis is subject to Data Protection under the Act, surely?

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