* Posts by Steve

2 posts • joined 1 Aug 2008

Hasbro kills Colonel Mustard in the corporate office with the marketing ploy

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Because Classics Must be Updated

the fitness trainer in the home gym with a smoothie maker

the Latvian nanny in the child's art studio with a Wii controller

the feng shui consultant in the south-facing room with the statue of an obscure Bodhisattva

Sumerians cracked world's oldest joke

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They loved this one around 285 BC...

So, Dimitrius of Phaleron goes to the physician with a papyrus scroll up his arse. And the physician says to him, "No, you idiot, Ptolemy I said REPOSITORY!"

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