* Posts by Eugene Meany

6 posts • joined 1 Aug 2008

Airline ejects passenger for being hungry

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Easy mistake.

He probably asked "Is that bacon that I can smell?"

US Navy SEALs' new airlock minisub - made in Blighty

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British Manufacturing

I have long suspected that the British manufacturing sector was sub standard and this proves it.

Mine's the one with sub safe on the back.

PETA pitches for Pet Shop Animal Shelter Boys

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Vegetarians are wrong

If we were not meant to eat animals, they wouldn't have been made of meat.

Robot vacuum cleaners - now with grenade launchers

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Another name...

Roomba meets IED

BOOMba?

Burned by Chrome - Fire put out

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Definition of services....

It is what a bull does to a cow, usually a bit before spring. A vet can do it to, but using a bit of tube. And apparently Google can do it to anyone via their browser.....

Mines the one with "I didn't read the EULA before bending over and it hurt a bit" on the back.

EM

Sumerians cracked world's oldest joke

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There are 2 fish in a tank...

The first one says to the second one "You drive, I want to have a go of the gun".

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