* Posts by Gio Ciampa

380 posts • joined 26 Jul 2008

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Vodafone signs deal with CityFibre to connect 5 million homes with full fibre

Gio Ciampa

Re: Low-hanging fruit again

For: "Users are not prepared to pay for it"

Read: "Can't afford to be extorted by the likes of BT, VM, et al due to factors such as local geography"

What I'm taking about getting the WHOLE country up to a base level that's worth the name - once that's done, then let those who want more pay for it.

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Gio Ciampa

Re: Low-hanging fruit again

"This appears to be mostly a commercial project"

...and while that mindset remains - we'll never get the "100% coverage by 2020" (or whatever the Government's pledge is this week...)

About time someone high up realised that this should be a National Infrastructure project - and paid for accordingly... instead of certain vanity projects

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Seldom used 'i' mangled by baffling autocorrect bug in Apple's iOS 11

Gio Ciampa

For "i"...

...read "i™" surely?

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Europe's one-patent-court-to-rule-them-all rocked by 'Brexit, EPO reforms, German laws'

Gio Ciampa

Re: Breach of contract?

Works the other way too - given (some of) our MPs proclivity for second/third/fourth jobs...

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You may not have noticed, but 'superfast' broadband is available to 94% of Blighty

Gio Ciampa

I assume Thinkbroadband are using the "can pay extra for fibre" definition of ("has access to"?

Not that I can check, as there seems to be no link to the report.

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Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

Gio Ciampa

Re: Techies will continue to sneer.

"From experience, luggage does get checked by the TSA."

Seconded from here - the last time I was out that way they left a leaflet in my luggage on the way home... right next to the one that they'd left on the way in (that I'd deliberately placed so that it was they first thing they'd see on opening it...)

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Essentially invisible: Android big-daddy Andy Rubin's hypetastic mobe 'flops in first month'

Gio Ciampa

re: I am one of the seemingly small population

I must be the other one then...

...excuse me while I dither over what (mid-range) handset to get next...

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The power JavaScript: 'Gandalf of JS' Wirfs-Brock on ECMAscript 2017

Gio Ciampa

ES2017 lets these workers share binary memory buffers

Hmmm... like that won't be looked at as a possible attack vector...

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Hi Facebook, Google, we think we might tax your ads instead – lots of love, Europe x

Gio Ciampa

Re: Both places

"As for taxes on turnover, that's simply a catastrophically stupid idea"

Works at a personal level (mostly) - so why not the corporate...?

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Attention adults working in the real world: Do not upgrade to iOS 11 if you use Outlook, Exchange

Gio Ciampa

"We voted out - deal with it"

Same pointless repetition...

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Gio Ciampa

Re: Works fine here

"And once again. 'Cupertino idiot-tax corporation' is just fucking stupid and insulting - not to Apple, but to Apple customers. Like somebody calling El Reg a 'Brainless cretin-attracting News Outlet'."

If it weren't for the Silver Badge, I'd ask if you were new around here...

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HMRC scoops up Microsoft veep for CIO role

Gio Ciampa

No prizes for guessing...

...which company's UK tax bill will plummet next year...

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Monkey selfie case settles for a quarter of future royalties

Gio Ciampa

Re: I fscking loathe PETA

So should the "ET" part stand for "Eventual Termination"?

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Google's Android 8.0 Oreo has been served

Gio Ciampa

"surely Samsung/Google can upgrade my flagship GS6 from 2015"

2015? Samsung? Pull the other one - I'll be surprised if they're still providing updates for devices from Q1 2017, let alone the "prehistory" that is 2015...

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I say, BING DONG! Microsoft's search engine literally cocks up on front page for hours

Gio Ciampa

...and take longer to finish...?

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US cops point at cell towers and say: Give us every phone number that's touched that mast

Gio Ciampa

Re: Data for Sale

Nothing the DVLA isn't already doing here...

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What code is running on Apple's Secure Enclave security chip? Now we have a decryption key...

Gio Ciampa

Re: reall_adf

"...the principle of a user being able to audit code ... starts to appear a tad dogmatic."

Maybe so - but just because it isn't necessarily easy to do doesn't make the effort pointless.

"pay an internal team or two to review their code"

"Security by Obscurity" - backed up by "Audit by Obscurity"

"That is not to say they are infallible, of course."

Or open to "persuasion" to come up with the "right" result...

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Revealed: The naughty tricks used by web ads to bypass blockers

Gio Ciampa

Now why do you think the advertising industry doesn't try to sell that solution instead?

<broken>

Because they rely on the inability (or sheer laziness) of some people to provide reasonable ad content on their sites, without simply plugging in some pre-written code over which they have no control...

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New Amiga to go on sale in late 2017

Gio Ciampa

"got all the girls" (was: Re: The ST was supreme)

I was an ST owner when I got married - and a PC owner when I got divorced...

That explains everything!

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Google drops poker face, allows gambling apps on Play Store

Gio Ciampa

Re: How will that work?

I presume that Google are happy for others to do the work required to police their own small part of the 'net (given they won't allow usage of their payment system)

For example - I imagine that the National Lottery app will be cleared in due course, given that they already (presumably) already do the age checking required to allow players to buy tickets using a credit/debit card from it (they also have a ticket checker app that has no payment processing at all - which I believe has always been available as a result)

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Particle boffins show off 'cheap', cute little CosI, world's smallest neutrino detector

Gio Ciampa
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"You can't observe them directly"

By that logic, you can't observe anything directly - all observations are records of something interacting with something else...

Even light - that's the interaction between a photon and the cells in your eye.

In the early days of particle physics - the interaction between a particle and the (supersaturated) gas in a cloud chamber, forming (essentially) a vapour trail... which is observed by... light.

The first observations for neutrinos - the interaction between the neutrino and by the (very occasional) atoms that happened to be hit by one, gaining the energy required to, at a later point, emit a photon of light.

(...but, before people start thinking there's a theme here...)

The experiments Ray Davis performed down in a mine involved the transmutation of Chlorine into (a radioactive isotope of) Argon, which could be collected and counted.

(Mine's the one with the Physics Degree in the pocket...)

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Capita's smart meter monopoly is owed £42m by industry

Gio Ciampa

"BEIS is content with this setup"

Of course it is ... no doubt there's a cushy job in it for someone down the line...

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Virgin Trains dodges smack from ICO: CCTV pics of Corbyn were OK

Gio Ciampa

"2) You are allowed to use a reserved seat for the non-reserved part of the journey."

Until you get a Daily Mail reader screaming "Corbyn stole my seat" to all and sundry

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Juno beams back first closeups of Jupiter's unsightly red acne

Gio Ciampa

Re: Mistaken?

When you say 'disliked' - was that because Newton was effectively untouchable at the time (just ask Leibniz) and society chose sides accordingly?

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The life and times of Surface, Microsoft's odds-defying fondleslab

Gio Ciampa

"Microsoft's decision to branch into hardware"

Um... the hardware division dates from 1982...

...or does the author not want to acknowledge the MS Mouse et al...? (we'll skip over the Zune, eh...?)

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MH370 researchers refine their prediction of the place nobody looked

Gio Ciampa

..."suggested the original search was in the wrong area"

One for the "No shit, Sherlock" filing cabinet?

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Britain's warhead-watcher to simulate Trident nukes with Atos supercomputer

Gio Ciampa

As long as the final screen says...

..."the only winning move is not to play."

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UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

Gio Ciampa

Re: Pen and Paper note, "Welcome to Britains' Open Prison"

The (probably hideously under-estimated) MOD costs for Trident come in at about £1 billion a year over a 30-odd year lifetime... to counter a threat that may never happen...

...alternatively - it'd pay for 30+ thousand PCs, Nurses, etc... to hopefully prevent the acting out of a threat that exists right now, or deal with the aftermath should something slip through the net

I know what I'd rather spend my money on...

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Gio Ciampa

Re: Politicians comments

I spent most of Sunday watching Yes Minister - seemed a much better idea...

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Gio Ciampa

Re: "Does the idiot woman realize how bloody stupid she sounds?"

(Playing devil's advocate here... )

"82, which doesn't look quite so rosy."

True ... but not as huge a leap as to make it significant compare to other causes

"during her tenure as Home Secretary & as PM many terrorist plots have been successfully disrupted by the security services"

Says who? Do you have a (verifiable) list?

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NASA boffins find an explanation for Saturn's wonky moon

Gio Ciampa

Re: Intergalactic Billiards.

More likely Ford Prefect's doing - one Gargleblaster too many I'll wager ...

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Auntie sh!tcans BBC Store after 18 months

Gio Ciampa

Re: ...launch director Andrew Scott

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that...

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Gio Ciampa

Re: "can we prevent every single person not paying"

...Trident too - given I'm never going to personally nuke anyone (much as I'd like to sometimes)

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Vodafone loses €6bn mainly due to Indian biz writeoff

Gio Ciampa

City Restaurants will be busy...

...time to be wining and dining HMRC again...?

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HTC's 2017 flagship U11 woos audiophiles and bundles Alexa

Gio Ciampa

Alexa

Stopped reading right there...

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CERN ready to test an EVEN BIGGER gun

Gio Ciampa

Re: How many inverted femtobarns...

In the grand scheme of things, it's peanuts compared to other (vanity) projects...

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UK General Election 2017: How EU law will hit British politicians' Facebook fight

Gio Ciampa

re: "use of algorithms by politicians to swing votes"

Surely it's far too late to go after algorithms now...

...most of the real work will have been done years ago making sure that the constituency boundaries were drawn up 'just so' to allow the vote to go the way of those drawing the lines...

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Android O-mg. Google won't kill screen hijack nasties on Android 6, 7 until the summer

Gio Ciampa

Poor coding by Facebook - abetted by Google?

I run a number of apps on my (rooted LineageOS-powered) phone that ask very nicely when they want you to grant a certain permission - explaining why it's required before you go anywhere near the settings screens...

...if a one-man outfit can put in the effort to do this ... (to borrow from Clarkson) how hard can it be...?

Shame on Facebook for the sheer laziness (and bloodymindedness) in not getting this sorted out - and Google for letting them get away with it...

(I always turned chat heads off anyway - a simple notification was sufficient for me... and then I dumped the official apps entirely for the likes of Folio and Friendly that just act as wrappers around the mobile web site - 95% of the functionality, and 95% saved space not installing things I never need)

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iPhone lawyers literally compare Apples with Pears in trademark war

Gio Ciampa

Re: Changing names

"Looks like a spotty bum to me :P"

(.|.) surely?

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Gio Ciampa

Re: Does anyone remember ...

Or Tangerine?

(manufacturers of the Oric-1 and Atmos as I recall)

(Edit: someone already mentioned them... so that was the other person that bought one ;^D )

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Trump's self-imposed cybersecurity deadline is up: What we got?

Gio Ciampa

Re: STOP THE PRESSES!!!

"Tweeting Tangerine"

Wasn't that an Ubuntu release? (or will Google use it for Android?)

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Microsoft touts SQL Server 2017 as 'first RDBMS with built-in AI'

Gio Ciampa

Re: Unspeakably wicked

3 words...

Mandated Back Door

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Will the MOAB (Mother Of all AdBlockers) finally kill advertising?

Gio Ciampa

re: Anonymous Cowshed

Exactly!

I'm afraid to say - it appears that most people creating websites (in my view) are simply lazy... why spend time sorting out your own advertising strategy, getting to know your site visitors, and giving them something they might be interested in...

...when you can drop a widget in any given page in 5 seconds, let some third-party do the work, and risk them putting any old crap on your site (as shown by the recent kerfuffle with Google), with who-knows-what effect on your reputation?

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HMRC beer duty bungle leaves breweries struggling to pay online

Gio Ciampa

"Wrexham Lager is not a brewery"

Um... I think you'll find it is.

www.wrexhamlager.co.uk

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Blighty's £1.2bn space industry could lend itself to tourism – report

Gio Ciampa

Re: The annoying thing

"but it will employ tens of thousands of manual and blue collar workers"

So would getting them to fix the rest of the network - at much the same cost I'll wager

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Law Commission pulls back on official secrets laws plans after Reg exposes flawed report

Gio Ciampa

...er... none actually - didn't they all drop out?

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Gio Ciampa
FAIL

Any chance...

...of NOT automatically downloading things - even if they are relevant to the story!

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UK.gov cuts deal with Microsoft to avoid £15m post-Brexit price hike

Gio Ciampa

Putting my cynical hat on...

I wonder if HMRC might have been persuaded to cut a sweetheart deal also - to balance out the books...

...can't be having a megacorp losing money now, can we?

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LiveJournal trial a storm in a safe harbour

Gio Ciampa

Today's entry in the "still going?" list...

Neopets yesterday...

LiveJournal today...

It'll be AskJeeves next...

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We know what you're thinking: Where the hell is all the antimatter?

Gio Ciampa
Coat

Re: Explain where the positive charge comes from

Paragraph 2: "in normal double beta decay, two neutrons convert to protons and two electrons"

Same thing happens in the neutinoless version...

(Mine's the one with the Physics degree ... OK - it was a Third: if only I'd proved there was a Black Hole under the Department of Physics at Birmingham...)

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