* Posts by jimbarter

63 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Apr 2007

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King Arthur was English 'propaganda', French claim

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Coat

This is a title

he wasn't a mith, he was a mithter...

/coat, for obvious reasons.

UK.gov plans central database for all your communications

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Black Helicopters

Somebody set up us the bomb

All your data belong to US.

righto, that's trucrypt installed with a hidden partition, my offshore servers are up and running and my tinfoil hat is set to 'exclude all'.

Sod brown and his neo-fascist state.

time to include those CIA trapping keywords as a plain text footer in my already encrypted emails again.

taliban, bush, assasinate, bin-laden. god is great.

Spike Milligan goes mobile

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a poem.

There's Holes in the sky

where the rain gets in

these holes are small

that's why rain is thin

Bag tax recycled into eco-PR slush

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Paris Hilton

net result

I remember reading somewhere

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/10/plastic_bag_campaign/

that the threat caused by plastic bags was actually the result of a misprint and it should have been plastic nets...

...oh well, paris, cos she's more plastic than either.

Vatican updates list of mortal sins

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IT Angle

from boingboing

The seven social sins are:

1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control

2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research

3. Drug abuse

4. Polluting the environment

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

6. Excessive wealth

7. Creating poverty

Armed police swoop on MP3-packing mechanic

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Joke

Note to self

Pull the curtains when I'm playing with my Wii zapper...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wii_Remote#Wii_Zapper

...fnar!

US Navy to test fire electric hypercannon

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The Mk 1

they already tested it...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y54aLcC3G74">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y54aLcC3G74</a>

...and I want one.

Top secret UK data network goes live two years late

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Paris Hilton

ummmm....

VPN over SSL anyone?

http://openvpn.net/

So easy Paris could do IT

IPS leak suggests ID card fingerprint chop

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I already have

A passport, A driving licence and an NI number, the govt can go for a very long walk on a short pier...

...oh - they have - can you hear them drowning?

glub, glub...

...and they prepare to go under for the third time...

Smith says answer to knife crime is through the arch window

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Alert

...pointless

http://www.wheesh.com/product/product2.aspx?product=KYOFK140BLK&dep=0&gclid

Led Zeppelin catalogue goes digital

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Pirate

drm?

If they are at all protected in any way whatsoever it will be a shambles...

Boffins demo wireless electricity

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Ahem...

*cough*TESLA!*cough*

Musteline menace tests Sheffield steel

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badgers schmadgers

Having lived in sheffield all of my 40 years, I'm quite supprised that the residents at gleadless haven't yet eaten the badgers...

...but give 'em time...

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