* Posts by WonkoTheSane

1276 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2008

An anniversary to remember: The world's only air-to-air nuke was fired on 19 July, 1957

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Chase plane

The "unidentified" chase plane has the distinctive wing shape of an English Electric Canberra, built under licence in USA as the Martin B-57.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_B-57_Canberra

Google's Nexii stand tall among Android's insecure swill

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

First AND second!

The Nexus 6P IS a Huawei.

Smartphones aren't tiny PCs, but that's how we use them in the West

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Re: Paying for fuel

I often book cinema tickets online, and they come as QR codes the drone at the entrance scans onto a work phone to tell me which screen / row / seat (Which I already know).

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Facepalm

Paying for fuel

Shell, here in the UK, have a phone app that lets you use Paypal to fill your car.

Each pump on every one of their forecourts has its own QR code, which tells the company which pump you've used, and therefore how much to charge you.

Which is weird, as petrol stations generally also have a sign telling you to NOT use your phone!

Blighty will have a whopping 24 F-35B jets by 2023 – MoD minister

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Re: Future history telling speak.

I think you missed a few zeroes from the price.

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

More likely, insurance company profits may rise a little without hitting us in the wallet.

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There's ALWAYS room for a HHGttG quote. Have an upvote!

Beautiful model to explain the universe to physicists

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Alert

Obligatory HHGttG quote:-

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

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Headmaster

Re: Ignominious defeat?

Sure you're not thinking of "Escape to Victory"?

Don't remember any football in "The Great Escape"

Fact: Huawei now outspends Apple on R&D

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Trollface

Apple have other priorities than R&D

Most of their income goes to their legal department

Microsoft sells 1,500 patents to Chinese mega-phone biz Xiaomi

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Headmaster

Re: How many???

Some nations use the comma as a decimal point.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_mark#Countries_using_Arabic_numerals_with_decimal_comma

China confirms moonshot

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Boffin

Re: India

"Why is UK doing a spaceport in UK, nearer equator makes more sense?"

So... British territory near the equator... at Latitude 7° 56' South, that would be Ascension Island* then?

Already home to an RAF base and an ESA tracking station.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_Island

*most appropriate spaceport name... in the world!

Labour scores review of Snoopers' Charter's bulk powers from UK.gov

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Holmes

May calls for "review"

World hears "whitewash"

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"And if he gets to be Home Secretary he'll go native. They always do."

+1 "insightful"

Surrey teen charged over Mumsnet hack attack

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Big Brother

I rather suspect his sentence will be suspended, he may get ankle-tagged for a few months, and then offered a job in Cheltenham.

A UK digital driving licence: What could possibly go wrong?

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Trollface

Re: Wrong conclusion

"I think perhaps it's best that the government is not responsible for judging that one."

Because they'd have to start by banning themselves?

Catz: Google's Android hurt Oracle's Java business

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Trollface

Let me check...

Nope. I don't have a violin small enough for this!

A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good

WonkoTheSane
Mushroom

Tracking ANYTHING at somewhere north of 30,000mph is kinda tricky!

Investigatory Powers Bill: As supported by world's most controlling men

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Headmaster

Re: So all political parties are for it

Sadly, not voting is NOT voting no!

Watch it again: SpaceX's boomerang rocket lands on robo-sea-barge

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Re: Was it repeated for a second time?

One if by land, two if by sea.

Pop goes the weasel! Large Hadron Collider blown up by critter chomping 66kV cable

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Re: Veezels

Soooooo........

TL;DR - Night of the Lepus? (Ask IMDb)

Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Saved for future use on cold callers!

Your mother has a smooth forehead, Klingon language lovers roar at Paramount

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Except for the fact that Doohan was Canadian?

WonkoTheSane
Coat

Seems related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M

(Mine's the one with 17 different weapons in the pockets)

Windows 10 handcuffs Cortana web search to Bing and Edge browser

WonkoTheSane
Megaphone

B*tch can't listen to you without a mic plugged in!

Remain in the EU and help me snoop on the world, says Theresa May

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FAIL

When May opens her gob...

EVERY b*llsh** detector on Earth goes up to 11!

Ubuntu 16.04 LTS arrives today complete with forbidden ZFS

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Headmaster

Re: ZFS

I believe oomwat is suggesting it would be more legally acceptable if supplied as a DKMS module.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_Kernel_Module_Support

Official: EU goes after Google, alleges it uses Android to kill competition

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Re: Alternate operating systems

The WileyFox Storm & Swift come with Cyanogenmod out of the box.

https://www.wileyfox.com/

Australia's Dick finally drops off

WonkoTheSane
Unhappy

Next on the list

Maplin, a very similar company in the UK, seems to be going the same way.

A catalog that just a couple of years ago, was one over 700 pages of components, is now a mere 200 pages of naff gadgets & phone chargers.

ExoMars works! 2 Mbit/s link established and camera snapping

WonkoTheSane
Alien

Re: Those bits that are following it

After the planned course correction, the probe will be heading in a different direction, so the debris becomes completely irrelevant.

(until the debris ploughs into an approaching starship, starting an interstellar war for which we are allegedly unprepared)

Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

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Headmaster

Re: Excellent

As I understand it, the bet was with Harlan Ellison, not Sir Arthur C Clarke.

(But I agree with pitting this judge against any organisation that preys upon "The weak of mind and fat of wallet")

Would you let cops give your phone a textalyzer scan after a road crash?

WonkoTheSane

Sure Officer, you can scan my phone.

Just let me get it out of the boot.

(When driving, my phone is in a pocket of my work bag, in the boot of the car.)

Inside Nvidia's Pascal-powered Tesla P100: What's the big deal?

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Re: Charles 9

IF there is an actual Pascal-chipped consumer GPU coming, I think the reveal won't be until E3, in June.

April Fool decries Blighty's dodecaquid

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Didn't fool me!

Luckily, I'd already seen the story on the BBC's "Ten things that look like April Fools, but aren't" page that day.

Elon Musk takes wraps off planet-saving Model 3 vapourmobile

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Unhappy

Re: Bizarre

GM have stated they do not intend to bring the Bolt to Europe.

'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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Alien

Planet Ten?

Beware Red Lectroids!

William Hague: Brussels attacks mean we must destroy crypto ASAP

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Holmes

"To sum up; the guy's a fucking idiot."

He's a politician. It's in the job requirements!

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Big Brother

Dear Mr Hague

<insert 20minute non-stop tirade of expletives here> and the horse you and your "honourable" colleagues rode in on!

Computers shouldn't smoke. Cigarettes aren't healthy for anyone

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Trollface

Re: machine brought in in a garbage bag

Nope, the top of the PC was covered in little towels!

Google reveals rapid cloud expansion

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I know a LOT of Australian "Star Citizen" gamers are hoping for an "Oceania" region to be on that list.

The game runs on Google's Cloud, and their current nearest DC is Singapore, which does NOT make for good latency.

Brits seek rousing name for polar research vessel

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Poll site fall down, go boom

Silly wins again!

How about RRS Michael Palin, or RRS Jeremy Clarkson. Both have links to that part of the world.

UK Snoopers' Charter crashes through critics into the next level

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

You forgot one

Parliament

Orders

Legal

Investigation

Concerning

Electronic

Surveillance

Total

Animosity

Towards

Everyone

*Hint - Read downwards!

UK draft super-spy law 'not fit for purpose,' say 100s of senior lawyers

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

"Senior lawyers"?

If they're serious, they should offer to defend ANYONE charged under this law "pro bono" (for free)!

Hi-def ExoMars launch vid lacks volcanic lair vibe

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Mushroom

Sadly, there is no longer "still time". We lost Sir Ken last Thursday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35780260

'Splody icon, because that's how his Bond sets often ended up.

Labour will create FUD and then abstain on UK Snoopers' Charter vote

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Gimp

Abstention DOESN'T work!

Not voting is NOT voting NO!

These gimps are all as bad as each other. Pic of typical MP off-duty ---->

Google emits Android N developer preview early to smoke out bugs

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Facepalm

No love for 5 & 7?

Not happy.

Raspberry Pi celebrates fourth birthday with fruity version 3

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Re: Interface with an Arduino

"For that you first need to specify the speed of an unladen Celery - and no African/European shenanigans please..."

Oldest known reference to celery is from Tutankhamen's tomb, so definitely African.

Phorm suspends its shares from trading amid funding scrabble

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GOOD!

See title

Gosh, what a huge shock: Ofcom shies away from BT Openreach split, calls for reform

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

OFGUM you mean?

Yelp minimum wage row shines spotlight on … broke, fired employee

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Facepalm

At least Murica still has call centres!

Most of the UK's are now in India!