* Posts by WonkoTheSane

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Former ICE top lawyer raided US govt database to steal aliens' identities

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Re: For poetic justice

Nah. Just revoke his citizenship, so he has to spend the rest of his life living in an airport.

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For poetic justice

Deport him.

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PCI Council and X9 Committee to combine PIN security standards

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Obligatory XKCD

https://xkcd.com/927/

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Hyperoptic's overkill 10Gbps fibre trial 'more than a clever PR stunt'

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Venn diagram

Why do I get the feeling that a Venn diagram of locations covered by all these FTTH ISPs would result in a single circle?

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Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

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"Thanks! That makes sense. I probably suffer from EMIS - early morning illiteracy syndrome."

Nah. You're just undercaffeinated.

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Bring the people 'beautiful' electric car charging points, calls former transport minister

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Re: And where will they be?

"I reckon once a year I need a car that'll do >100 miles in a day."

From what I've read elsewhere, if you buy their Leaf EV, Nissan will loan you a petrol or diesel car for up to 14 days total in the first 3 years.

All you have to pay is insurance & fuel costs.

https://www.nissan.co.uk/vehicles/new-vehicles/leaf/savings-and-benefits.html

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DRAM, it's good to be in storage... for some

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Obvious really

Of course SK Hynix'2 full-year operating profit rose by 260%. DDR4 retail prices rose by that much!

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Firefox to emit ‘occasional sponsored story’ in ads test

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I _knew_ I was doing the right thing!

When I update Firefox, I always disable Pocket, as it's a "feature" I. WILL. NEVER. USE!

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User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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Joke

Your father is the late James "Scotty" Doohan?

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You GNOME it: Windows and Apple devs get a compelling reason to turn to Linux

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Unimpressed by Gnome

It seems that every time Gnome releases an update, at least one feature or setting that everybody uses has been removed for "reasons".

This is why I switched to Kubuntu (Ubuntu with KDE) when they announced the switch.

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Shady US sigint base upgrade marred by stolen photograph

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PrEscribed - Drugs recommended by a doctor

PrOscribed - Forbidden by law.

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Samsung starts cranking out 512GB eUFS storage

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Re: Don't care.

I'm not talking about storage, the chips I mean are used to make RAM for PCs.

SRAM != NVRAM

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Don't care.

I just wish they'd return capacity to making desktop DDR4 memory chips, and end the massive rise (2-300%!) in prices (at least until I upgrade my PC)

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OnePlus 5T is like the little sister you always feared was the favourite

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Re: Fingerprint sensor on the rear

It's even possible to make your phone automatically switch to Android Auto (car mode) when it sees the car radio's bluetooth.

(at least it is on my Nexus 6P)

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Google, Twitter gleefully spew Texas shooter fake news into netizens' eyes

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Re: The weak of mind believe this stuff

"More likely Alex Jones STARTED it, rather than parroted it."

The technical term for this is apparently "gaslighting"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

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The weak of mind believe this stuff

I hear Alex "Infowar" Jones parroted this claptrap verbatim this morning

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Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account

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I wonder if...

Yesterday,, I reported Donnie's "Bring back the death penalty" tweet as "Threatening harm to others".

Maybe this "departing employee" received that report & acted on it?

Maybe they weren't "departing" until their manager found out?

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Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

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Re: Gun, meet foot.

You _do_ know that Mint is based on Ubuntu, which itself is based on Debian?

Debian "Buster" (the current testing build) & "Sid" (the bleeding edge build) both now default to Wayland, leaving X11 as a backup alternative (for now!)

https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Debian-Buster-GNOME-Wayland

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European Patent Office staff rep blames prez for 'slipping quality'

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Re: A Mystery?

As the old saying goes:-

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely".

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Video games used to be an escape. Now not even they are safe from ads

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" Other times, you could choose to watch an ad and get in game rewards. What I'd do is hit the watch ad button, turn the phone face down and then a minute later I'd rinse and repeat. Got a lot of rewards and watched not a single ad."

The current Futurama game does this, I use the same method as you

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Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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Re: Look in the loft

Agreed. I even saw NEW games for C64 at Gamescom this year!

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Playboy founder and dressing-gown wearer Hugh Hefner dead at 91

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Sadly, not mine. I saw it on Twitter this morning.

In other news, who is Stan Lee going to be mistaken for in the next Avengers movie, now that Hef is gone?

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I guess he's going to Miss October...

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UK third worst in Europe for fibre-to-the-premises – report

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This was the solution for my line too. (Part of the "Superfast Cymru" initiative).

Apparently, the regulations actually prohibit installing fibre equipment inside the exchange!

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Lloyds Bank payments glitch frustrates merchants

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Hanlon's Razor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor

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BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

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Re: Cost saving

You're thinking of the next consultant hired to complete the project after this one was carted off.

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123-Reg customers outraged at automatic .UK domain registration

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Thanks for the reminder. I've just done the same.

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Sacre bleu! Apple's high price, marginal gain iPhone strategy leaves it stuck in the mud

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There's an even simpler answer when using a phone as satnav.

These days, many car stereos have bluetooth to play music from your phone, act as a speakerphone when you get a call, etc.

Android lets you add the stereo's bluetooth net as a "trusted zone", where it will auto-unlock & stay awake while connected. Especially with a specific car-friendly mode like Android Auto.

Apple likely has similar functions.

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Apple's adoption of Qi signals the end of the wireless charging wars

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WTF?

Apple adopts "industry standard"?

Surely, that's the 2,345,590,234,575,985,845,792,349,572nd sign of the Apocalypse!

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Google to kill Symantec certs in Chrome 66, due in early 2018

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Re: I haven't trusted Symantec since 2007

They used to be "Norton Antivirus"

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What's your flava? Ooo, tell me what's your flava... of Ubuntu

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Linux

16.04 is supported for 5yrs. You can use it until 2021 if you want.

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Google's Android 8.0 Oreo has been served

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Re: Already here

I notice we both got downvotes. Looks like there's an Apple Fanboi in the room...

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Already here

My Nexus 6P got the update last night.

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Oh no, EE! More UK mobile customers face sluggish roaming abroad

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Going to Cologne next week

I'm glad they have city-wide free wifi (in 1hr chunks).

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Old Firefox add-ons get 'dead man walking' call

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Re: I'd like to know how to revert "coloured bookmark folders" in FF 55.0.1...

It turns out a simple browser restart fixed it.

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I'd like to know how to revert "coloured bookmark folders" in FF 55.0.1...

Black text on a black bar is NOT good UI design!

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Hell desk to user: 'I know you're wrong. I wrote the software. And the protocol it runs on'

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Re: OTOH there is the case

Or using a 2B pencil to "colour in" a laser-severed link on an Athlon or Duron CPU to unlock the multiplier.

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Microsoft's Surface Pro 2017, unhinged: Luxury fondleslab that's good...

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Meh

I'll stick with my Pixel C for tablet-y stuffs.

10.2" screen at 2560x1800, a USB-C socket for both power & connectivity. It'll do.

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Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

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Re: You've got to question the quality

Haku - "I'd put money on it being a loss leader to get free advertising whilst the footie season is on."

Correct. The Independant is reporting it's a "Limited-time offer", and the price will rise to £1.43 from the 14th of August.

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Openreach pegs full fibre overhaul anywhere between £3bn and £6bn

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Re: "Areas Identified"???

I suspect there will be a high level of coincidence with areas currently covered by Virgin, Cityfibre, Gigaclear & Hyperoptic

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Re: £3-6bn vs HS2 at £56bn

I wonder how much of this is offset by Openreach "weighing in" all the removed copper?

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Google drops poker face, allows gambling apps on Play Store

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Re: How will that work?

Funnily enough, the National Lottery app got an update this morning, but I had to download from their website as previous.

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Steve Bannon wants Facebook, Google 'regulated like utilities'

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Re: "Clash of civilisations"

Then why has Twitler FIRED Mooch?

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US spies hacked our phones over the air, claim pipeline protesters

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Re: In other news

You failed to mention that the UFO was piloted by a dinosaur.

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Feature snatcher Microsoft tweaks OneDrive

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Re: "Fall Creators Update"

Apparently not.

https://arstechnica.co.uk/information-technology/2017/07/microsoft-fall-autumn-creators-update-real-name/

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US laptops-on-planes ban now applies to just one airport, ends soon

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Re: Guns

Article states these were guns found in carry-on bags, not checked luggage.

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Openreach kicks off 'rebrand' by painting over BT logo on vans

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No. It's just changing the shade.

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Viking storms storage monastery wielding 50TB SAS SSD

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Re: Yay!

The first one: Completely rewrite the drive every day for five years.

See http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/DWPD-device-drive-writes-per-day

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Good luck building a VR PC: Ethereum miners are buying all the GPUs

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Mining-specific GPUs

I read elsewhere the other week that AMD are producing a range of mining-specific GPUs, which have zero monitor connectors.

Details:- https://videocardz.com/70764/amd-to-launch-radeon-rx-560d-with-896-stream-processors

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