* Posts by corcoran

34 posts • joined 7 Jul 2008

To do DevOps right, beam down a UFO says Dynatrace

corcoran

I love lamp.

World finally ready for USB-bootable OS/2

corcoran

I'm not saying that OS/2 is just hipster rubbish, but the only time I've seen it out in the wild is in Shoreditch when an ATM machine crashed mid-transaction and it rebooted..

If Microsoft made laptops, it'd make this: HP Spectre x360

corcoran

Re: I've got one

Stunning LOL.

*applause emoticon*

Microsoft delivers Exchange 2016 Preview

corcoran

a 4GB ISO file which just has a desktop shortcut icon to sign-up for Exchange Online.

Windows 7 MARKED for DEATH by Microsoft as of NOW

corcoran

Re: WTF?

Banks lol - was at a cashpoint the other week -- the one next to me then crashed and rebooted something called OS2 Warp?

;)

Nexus 9: Google and HTC deliver Android 5.0 'Lollipop' at iPad prices

corcoran

I bought an iPad Air2 the other day and am generally enjoying it but GOD HELP ME I'm this close > < to stacking it off and getting one of these instead because I want to be able to DNLA stream mkv files from my media server. Incomprehensible that Apple make this so difficult.

But games like Hitman Go, Civ Rev (2), and the Silent Age just keep me locked in.

Maybe I just need to man up.

How much is Microsoft earning from its Android taxes again?

corcoran

Re: Separation of handset and OS

Issue 1 - 99p

Further Issues 8.99

You need 134 issues to complete the phone.

Be your own Big Brother: Monitoring your manor, the easy way

corcoran

Re: No Android?

We have money to burn, prole..

;)

Sony's 'Lizard Squad' battered PlayStation Network staggers to feet

corcoran

Go outside and play! It's lovely out!

It's not.

Top Gun display for your CAR: Heads-up fighter pilot tech

corcoran

Had HUD in a 5 series once; bloody brilliant. I'd really like this in my current motor - a trusty old Ford Focus but this seems a bit over engineered.

Windows 8 market share stalls, XP at record low

corcoran

Re: Why won't they sort it out?

What kind of dog is it?

Microsoft's MCSE and MCSD will become HARDER to win

corcoran

Passed the Office 365 MCSA recently -- there was loads of powershell queries I had to.. put together.. which is weird because in the real world, on my laptop, I have a folder called 'Powershell Scripts' with lots of Powershell queries saved as text files where I refer to all the powershell functions I need for Exchange, AD, etc -- does that make me less of an expert?

Getting people to remember how to execute SQL queries or Powershell scripts is utter nonsense.

New leaked 'Windows 8 screenshot': The Start Menu strikes back

corcoran

What? I've not had desktop icons since Windows XP.

I don't need to have a start menu that fills MY ENTIRE ESTATE. I'm a PC, quite literally. No touch screen. Just give me a neat tidy launchpad. With this update I might MAY perhaps COULD think about going from 7 to 8.X.Whatever

JJ Abrams and Star Wars: I've got a bad feeling about this

corcoran

If we're really lucky, Roberto Orci Alex Kurtzman & Damon Lindelof will take over writing and let JJ crack on with blinding us with lens flares and horizontal wipes.

Course we're all gonna watching from behind the sofa with rock bottom expectations anyhow -- what's the worst that could meesa happen?

Intermedia's Exchange hive goes titsup ... and no one's answering calls

corcoran

Shameless Plus

I'm collating gaffe's.

www.badcloudnaughty.com

Ofcom probes BT over fibre pricing after repeated gripes from TalkTalk

corcoran

I'd also be interested in how it's mostly residential areas that are benefiting from this, too!

Gov.uk named THE BEST THING Britain has made all year

corcoran

Sorry, just need to ask..

.. Am I high right now?

Sonic the Hedgehog

corcoran

Sountrack

Have Green Hill Zone Act 1 as my ringtone. I. Am. Awesome.

Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski

corcoran

I have no idea what this article is about but it seems toppermost.

Additionally Fry follows me on twitter and I don't follow him back. Snubbed.

Symantec: Don't blame us for New York Times hack

corcoran
Devil

Endpoint is utter wank

Dell starts up 'Top Gun' for channel hotshots, leather jackets and all

corcoran

That guy is an irritating over-achiever, amiright?

Now pay attention, 007: James Bond's Q re-booted

corcoran

Who plugs a foreign laptop into ANY ethernet port inside your network? What a chumpwit.

Apple iOS 6 review

corcoran

Will I still get audible text alerts in my ear while I'm on the phone? I'M BETTING SODDING YES.

Google ordered to censor 'torrent', 'megaupload' and more words

corcoran

If Google could censor any websites with technical questions that have gone unanswered for over a month, that'd also be fcking amazing.

Olympics security cockup down to software errors - report

corcoran

Please God let their 'internal software' have been built by CSC or someone, that'd be too perfect.

Microsoft lobs licensing liposuction at Server 2012

corcoran

Christ - two crap versions (essentials, foundation), limiting SBS and no enterprise? mentalist.

Cloudy crypto SSO firm: Passwords must go

corcoran

Passwords aren't the problem..

it's usernames. "Most people" already have a single password for everything and how is this any different? Give me a system that remembers all my sodding usernames - that has use.

Single-sign-on. Pah. Not even online banking operates this way - with good reason.

Soup up your home network

corcoran

Re: Just a shame...

Virgin now do two boxes - a 'hub' and a 'superhub' I think they call them.

The old modem+router has been done away for a Netgear with their connection which has 100mbps ethernet whilst their 30mbps+ products get a gigabit router.

It's a bit of a cheek, if you ask me, so I still run a router (gigabit) infront of their box and get double-Natting, which is annoying.

Android spanking iOS in world's BIGGEST mobile market

corcoran

You're right, they don't want iOS products..

Except this kid, of course..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/9191325/Chinese-boy-sells-kidney-to-buy-iPad.html

Jabra Halo 2 Bluetooth headset

corcoran

I'm sorry, you lost me at "Jabra"

New sat data shows Himalayan glaciers hardly melting at all

corcoran

misleading article

I only clicked on the article because of that ladies bottom. There's no more ladies bottoms in the article. This is just plain misleading.

O2 starts 3G iPhone stampede - and runs away

corcoran
Gates Horns

Browsers?

People who ordered phones today with no problems -- you guys all using Firefox, or IE??

corcoran
Unhappy

An Absolute Farc-Up

I've been hitting the site for just over 2 hours now (since 9.30) - and have got to the 'choose your phone and tarrif' screen twice and it keeps crashing out.

what an absolute joke - once you get sent the code, they should switch you onto another box instead of continuing to run you on this overloaded server.

very very cross as an upgrade customer!

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