* Posts by Toastan Buttar

789 posts • joined 4 Jul 2008

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iPhone lawyers literally compare Apples with Pears in trademark war

Toastan Buttar
Facepalm

Re: Pear for Apple already in use for 10 years on Kids TV

Joke news.

Until today.

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Base specs leak for Windows 10 Cloud – Microsoft's wannabe ChromeOS assassin

Toastan Buttar

"When you're not connected, it's pretty much a brick."

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/28/microsoft_scroogled_campaign_shifts_into_new_gear/

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Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer

Toastan Buttar

Make the price £666

Rather than £750

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Londoners will be trialling driverless cars in pedestrianised area

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Think once, think twice, think don't drive your car on the pavement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmwBLln_VdM

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Dark net webmail provider Sigaint still in the, er, dark

Toastan Buttar

"The service has run for years despite deanonymisation attacks by Federal agencies and OTHER hostile parties."

Says it all really. :(

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You're taking the p... Linux encryption app Cryptkeeper has universal password: 'p'

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Blockbusters

Could I have a 'p' please, Bob?

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Will Wikipedia honour Jimbo's promise to STOP chugging?

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Re: What to do?

If you feel that £20 is fair payment for years of free use, then you shouldn't reclaim.

I've paid into the fundraiser for at least the past three years, and I will keep doing so in order to keep it ad-free, if nothing else. It's one of my (if not THE) most used sites on a daily basis.

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Apple’s macOS Sierra update really puts the fan into 'fanboi'

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Have to disagree

Best. Dabbsie. Evar.

Several splutters and genuine LOLs will testify.

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Don't want to vote for Clinton or Trump? How about this woman who says Wi-Fi melts kids' brains?

Toastan Buttar

Re: Members of the the House of Lords agree

SG might well be right about the effects of online technology on brain development. But be careful not to suggest that she thinks Wi-Fi itself is a credible threat to anyone's brain development.

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Good gravy, Toshiba QLC flash chips are getting closer

Toastan Buttar

4 bits per cell tech is so last decade.

SanDisk had a 43nm 4-bits-per-cell (x4) die in production in the noughties.

https://www.sandisk.co.uk/about/media-center/press-releases/2009/2009-10-13-sandisk-ships-world%E2%80%99s-first-flash-memory-cards-with-64-gigabit-x4-(4-bits-per-cell)-nand-flash-technology

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The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

Toastan Buttar
Facepalm

Re: Regulation is sensible the article is not

"There will still be a negative imapct on health"

It's a 95% LESS negative im-ap-ct on health.

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Signed

Don't normally 'do' online campaigns, but I found this a significant cause. Very few people in my extended family have ever smoked, and neither have I. However, I truly sympathise with those who attempt to quit for good, or who want to continue, whilst reducing the harm of their addiction.

If I could give you 100 upvotes for all your posts on this topic, I would.

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Alphabetti spaghetti: SanDisk adds SLC cache to TLC SSD

Toastan Buttar

Re: SLC MLC TLC

Each block in a MLC die can be erased as desired (MLC or SLC) by the firmware on board. Same goes for TLC. It usually makes sense to permanently partition the blocks in such a way that the important stuff (or stuff which is going to be re-written many, many times) is stored in SLC. Whilst it would make more sense to keep this partitioning static, as you say there's nothing in the physics to prevent you doing it dynamically. It's just FAR more difficult to keep track of wear-levelling, etc in the dynamic case, with very little benefit to be gained in real-world use-cases.

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Alice, Bob and Verity, too. Yeah, everybody's got a story, pal

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Re: Don't forget the rest of the staff

Where's Wally?

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Sir Clive Sinclair in tech tin-rattle triumph

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Joke

Re: Hard to take seriously

"Only the suicidal would actual take one on the road and few of them did it twice."

Sounds like a lucrative (if niche) market.

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Longing to bin Photoshop? Rock-solid GIMP a major leap forward

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@Old Handle

"As best I can tell the commercial UIs suck on purpose"

What does that even mean? The commercial companies have deliberately set out to make sucky UIs? Why would they do that?

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Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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@sjsmoto

Following on in the same manner:

Harpium, Grouchium, Chicium and Zeppium.

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Microsoft to OneDrive users: We're sorry, click the magic link to keep your free storage

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@jeremy 3: Re: Never clear

"It is so integrated with Windows, it is practically impossible to not use it."

Bullshit. Just don't use it and you......erm.......not use it.

I have used Windows 7 for yeeears and Windows 10 for a couple of months, and there is nothing which enforces use of OneDrive. Please explain your nebulous assertion.

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Re: Oh Microsoft,@ Roq D. Kasba

"I suspect Roq D Kasba is a US based Microsoft apologist."

205 posts would make me suspect that you are a cockwomble, AC. Grow some yarbles and post under your Forum Name so that we can check out YOUR posting history. If you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

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BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

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Re: Before that they all went out for an english.

"Waiter! Bring me the blandest thing on the menu!"

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Think Fortran, assembly language programming is boring and useless? Tell that to the NASA Voyager team

Toastan Buttar
Boffin

Re: Competent C programmers

Actually, there are quite a few working in embedded software. Low-powered processors and kilobytes of RAM are still commonplace in that area.

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If MR ROBOT was realistic, he’d be in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and SMELL of WEE

Toastan Buttar

Re: Say what you like about Hollywood Hackers

90 90 90 pronounced "neunzig neunzig neunzig" used to mean something quite different in the early days of analogue satellite broadcasting.

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DMCA takedown bots must respect 'fair use' of copyright – US appeals court

Toastan Buttar

Re: People like you are the ones I remove from the job.

You don't have the power to remove anyone from any job. You are a teenager with a small penis.

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Scotsman cools PC with IRN-BRU, dubs it the 'Aye Mac'

Toastan Buttar

Re: I know the face...

Lorne sausage and 'a square slice' are one and the same. Even more inexplicable (even less explicable?) is the term "roll in sausage".

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Now Ashley Madison hackers reveal 'CEO's emails and source code'

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Re: The hackers were doing it wrong...

A la Monty Python 'Blackmail' sketch, with the 'ransom' demand increasing by the second?

I like your thinking! :)

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Watch out Sonos! Here's the second coming of Yamaha MusicCast

Toastan Buttar
WTF?

Re: Good luck to Yamaha with this

You mention the DX-7 and ignore the classic CS-80?

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Yet another Android app security bug: This time 'everything is affected'

Toastan Buttar

Collective term

A mop of flaws?

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Windows 10 is FORCING ITSELF onto domain happy Windows 7 PCs

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Re: "And it’s all happening despite Microsoft promising – here – that it wouldn’t."

Meghan Traynor has a fantastic natural voice. If she ever uses Autotune, it would only be for an obvious effect.

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Hacker-friendly Chrysler hauled into court for class-action showdown

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Flame

"Chrysler could have solved all its problems if it had only used a basic"...

...air gap between anything to do with the mechanics of the vehicle and any form of remotely-accessible computer system.

How f***ing hard can it be?

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New study into lack of women in Tech: It's not the men's fault

Toastan Buttar
Devil

Re: Maths especially sadistics would be very important

Sadistics is hugely important if you're applying to be the BOFH or the PFY.

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Invisible app ads slug smartmobes with 2GB of daily downloads

Toastan Buttar
Terminator

Re: The poor advertisers...

All fingers are digital.

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Happy birthday, Amiga: The 'other' home computer turns 30

Toastan Buttar

Re: 16514

That was the first character after REM, if a REM statement was the first line of BASIC. Before POKEing in a HEX machine code program, you had to make sure you had enough characters after REM to support your Z80 machine code routine(s).

One of the most exciting moments of my teen life was writing a Z80 routine

LD BC, nnnn;

LD HL, mmmm;

ADD HL,BC;

LD B,H;

LD C,L;

RET

10 REM xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (appears as Sinclair-esque nonsense once values POKEd in)

20 PRINT USR 16514

And seeing it produce the expected answer (mmmm + nnnn) on screen! Seriously mind-blowing and I've always wanted to know what was REALLY happening inside every computer (and every high-level language) I've used ever since.

Started with 1K ZX-81, graduated to 16K, then Spectrum, then A500+, and finally threw in the towel and got a PC once they had decent enough graphics and sound to replace the Amiga.

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Now car hackers can bust in through your motor's DAB RADIO

Toastan Buttar
Flame

Re: Texan Bar

"Now just hold on there, Black Hat Eagle. You wouldn't fire a car driver 'til he'd finished his Texan Bar, would you?"

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Jeep breach: Scared? You should be, it could be you next

Toastan Buttar
Mushroom

The IoTwLVoM

The Internet of Things with Lethal Values of Momentum

(Ford Pinto icon)

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Decision time: Uninstall Adobe Flash or install yet another critical patch

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Windows

The Young Ones

Vyvyan: "My nickers are so old, it's only the stubborn under-stains that are holding them together".

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Sorry, say boffins, the LHC still hasn't sucked us into a black hole

Toastan Buttar
Go

Re: Wainscotting

"Eeeeh, our village has been mentioned on t'Register!"

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Mars rover Opportunity shuns dodgy flash chips, relies on RAM

Toastan Buttar

That's not flying...

...that's falling with style!

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7/7 memories: I was on a helpdesk that day and one of my users died

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Heading south to start a family holiday

We were driving down to Somerset from Scotland that day for our summer holidays (Scottish schools finish a few weeks before the English ones). My car radio wasn't working due to not having the unlock code. The matrix signs on the M6 read something along the lines of "London closed to traffic. Find alternative route." It wasn't until we got to a service station that we found out what was going on. Once we reached our destination, we put on the evening news and tried to explain to our primary school-aged children what had happened.

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Biologists gasp at lemur's improbably colossal bollocks

Toastan Buttar

Re: Buster Gonad....

Yeah, El Reg missed a trick there by replacing "improbably" in the sub-headline with "unfeasibly".

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Self/Less: Crap science, eyebrow acting, and immortality for the 1%

Toastan Buttar
Boffin

Brain Transfer Is Possible

It's Science (or Speculative, if you prefer) Fiction. It's ALL based on a 'what if?', and the implications on humanity, without the necessity of explaining /how/.

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Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

Toastan Buttar

Fuck the napkin!

Are these letters in 14-feet font, or 14-point font?

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Cunning goldfish avoided predator in tank for seven years

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Go

Nemo in the filtration unit

Shark Bait ! Ooh-Ha-Ha !!!

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Hi-res audio folk to introduce new rules and weed out impure noises

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Re: The elephant in the room

^^ THIS ^^

44,100 upvotes from me.

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Apple wants to patent iBeacon stalking

Toastan Buttar

Re: Bluetooth LE

Bluetooth LE (Low Energy) operates at the same /power/ as normal Bluetooth, but saves /energy/ by operating in infrequent bursts and going dead in between times. Range is identical AFAIK.

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GCHQ heard you liked spying, so spied on itself spying on you

Toastan Buttar
Big Brother

Ministry of Truth reports No Category C errors

In other news:

Ministry of Plenty announces an increase in chocolate rations to 20g.

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Kamikaze Rosetta probe to ram comet it's chased for billions of miles

Toastan Buttar

"Well under 1 in 10000"

Huh, the chances of anything coming from Mars1 were a million to one, they said.

....but still he came.

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Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

Toastan Buttar

"Mossad" is the Israeli word for "Gnomes"

1. Collect one shoe of a pair

2. ?

3. Profit

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Nobel bro-ffin: 'Girls in the lab fall in love with me ... then start crying'

Toastan Buttar
Facepalm

Re: what does 'the same gender' mean?

So you're a cross-dresser (transvestite), but not trans-gender, and yet you feel qualified to dismiss every trans-gender person as nonsensical.

Bravo. Your and idiout.

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Spaniard sues eBay over right to sell the Sun

Toastan Buttar

You could colonise and settle the Sun so long as you only built accommodation during the night.

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Re: You can't touch it

No, a Hammer says "You can't touch this".

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