* Posts by Yorkshirepudding

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Obama's rainbow stealth aircraft uncloaks over Virginia

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clearly

admiral kirk got lost on his way to find some humpback whales?

mines the one with the invisibility cloak

Breakthrough paint blocks top-end spectrum

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Alien

bah

no subsitute for a tinfoil hat, stops the cia hearing my thoughts

MoD networks still malware-plagued after two weeks

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unleash...

..skynet should do a good job of flushing out the crap

on second thoughts

OGC cracks one off on with new logo

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wait a minute...

someones been watching the O.C. i think...

mines the one with the T4 Presenter repellent

First-ever pics of lunar polar crater interiors released

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my god...

its xenu! look there in the top left!

UFO wind turbine prang site: Exclusive photos

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epic win

im loving it we demand more reconstructions!

Sacked worker faces jail over malware revenge attack

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epic fail

but so near to an epic win, mind the soap sunshine

419ers take Canadian for $150,000

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DO NOT WANT!

see this is why stupidity detectors should be attached to all computers

Aussie air zealot savages prêt-à-porter stealth fighter

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bah

when John McClaine can single handedly take out an F35 why worry about missiles?

Kirk's Khan nemesis beams up at 88

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@ Ian Emery

Ripped the quote was a strong word my humblest apologies i do of course know moby dick was his favourite book

star trek villians have a knack for great speeches

Christopher plummer ala undiscovered country

and even [gasp] yes malcom mcdowel in generations (they say time is the fire in which we burn)

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obligatory quote #2

He tasks me! he tasks me and i shall have him I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nivea, and 'round the Antares maelstrom, and 'round perdition's flames before I g ive him up

@ small brain field

i was going to mention his voicework for various animated shows too he did some great characters too

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gutted

such a massive massive shame! one of the best villians ever so well played!

best parting speech of a villian even if it was ripped from moby dick as the enterprise is doing a runner he rants at the viewscreen

"for hates sake i spit my last breath at thee"

RIP Ricardo there is a massive leather armchair waiting for you beyond the great barrier

No military mobile bill-waiver from O2 and Virgin

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barstewards

tight arse fucks nuff said

Cops taser JCB thief in 'slowest police chase ever'

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@ Anonymous John

i second that a playmobil reconstruction forthwith!

Motorola swings axe again

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motorolla business plan

1. design good looking but crap to use phones

2. implement awful UI

3. ????

4. Profit!!!

mines the one with the ugly feature packed proper mobile in it

Brit forces get hoverstare ducted-fan droid

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Joke

@ Joe K

ah beaten to it i doth my cap sir

im sure the taliban will welcome their new hoverbot masters with a well placed RPG ;-)

what still no ROTM icon el reg for shame!

Prisoner star Patrick McGoohan dies at 80

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not a good day

McGoohan and Montalban both RIP

he's there in heaven now tearing around in his lotus 7 being chased by giant beach balls

bless you sir

Danish SWAT team surrounds PlayStation shoot-'em-up

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@Mr B

Yes but if you have the headphones on how are you supposed to hear the child-molesting Al Qaeda heroin dealer sneaking up behind you to batter you to death and to steal your jaffa cakes?

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lol

in that case my neighbours must think there is a full blown alien invasion war running alongside the british GP

so far my GTA4 turned up full whack has not illicited a visit by the local constabulary

Librarians redubbed 'audience development officers'

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you think thats bad

the peeps in subway that make the subs are called "sandwich artists" *scoff* have you seen most of the handywork? lol no love whatsoever

G1 app stops drivers from texting

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i sense a problem

what if your jogging and texting? or even running and texting? no good for jack bauer that!

mines the one with the gps jammer in it

Star Wars brainwave toy blows in

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i sense much fail...

since lucas decided midichlorians control the force users ability

Play.com pestered to back up price claims

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im the only....

satisified play.com customer?

sure you could spend hours hopping from shop to shop for the cheapest item but i tend to find play.com have cheaper prices than amazon and HMV, they usually despatch quickley too as long as your postie doesnt knick the stuff like mine

NASA deploys huge clingfilm strato-pumpkin over Antarctic

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i for one...

welcome our gas filled floating overlord

LG confirms 2009 launch for 3G wristphone

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indeed

nothing says 'mug me' more than a spangley video watch...

mines the one with the starfleet flip communicator in

Don't shout at your disk drives, warns Sun engineer

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maybe

the magic smoke escape while you had your back turned while going for the hammer

stick that in your drive bay and format it!

Hubble probes Milky Way's turbulent core

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oh look

i think i spot xenu!

but in all seriousness a gorgeous pic!

Motorola parades touchscreen talker

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i lol'd

iphone killer? motorola? in the same sentance ha!

in fact motorola? haha!

best get me coat now before the motorola fanboys start baying for blood

Google scrubs urinating woman from Street View

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may i be the first to say

owned? lol

2008: The year the little people walked the Earth

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only one thing for it

MOAR!!!

that is all

NASA will give away old Shuttles for free

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pimp my shuttle?

you could fit a warp 5 engine in the cargo bay, pop some nacelles on the side, couple of photon torpedo tubes here and there and your off, bah nasa! amateurs XD

Tesla takes Top Gear test to task

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a step in the right direction

clearly though the tesla may not take off its a step in the right direction, clearly the tech to make it is feasible if a tad expensive, i did enjoy the section on the Honda though, looks like fuel cell cars are the way forward, i would definitely go for one if the world went in that direction, though there is a distinct lack of

i am however sick and tired of all the bitching about top gear, ok so its slipped off the factual slope and on to the entertaining the masses section, if you dont like it dont watch! its should be clear to most that its not very high brow and is a lot different to the previous one. I for one like it for what it is and dont expect anymore from it. if you want a factual car program watch 5th gear.....

Toaster used to recharge gadgets

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talkie toaster?

im still waiting for my chirpy breakfast time companion with a pathalogic interest in all things bread

Google brings Street View to Windows Mobile and S60

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Black Helicopters

imagine....

standing on the street gawping at your n95 and then seing yourself sideways on, scary stuff! and i aint no picture!

Vertu offers £20k phone with 'beaten up' look

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a case of

for people with more money than sense, i wouldnt be impressed with anyone waving that in my face id just laugh and hit them with my N95

Logitech launches padded Lapdesk

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Paris Hilton

@ Iain

was going to say the same but got beaten to it! over-engineered response methinks, by ilogicaltech

paris cos she wants to avoid thigh problems

Logitech makes play with 'comfort' gaming über-keyboard

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looks like...

it belongs in a TIE fighter to me lol

mines the one with the dual shock3 in

130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea

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not a case of

titsup but titsoverboard

Supersonic fighters could snuff out hurricanes

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@ Anders Halling

sorry my bad! i thought they would apply it to tornadoes as well

mines the one with the doppler radar keys

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another flaw?

turning such a tight circle at supersonic speeds? what about stress on the airframe and pilot?!

Nuke-nobbler raygun 747 in first full-power blast

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Black Helicopters

moon base freedom

excellent not long before our colonial brothers install one on the secret moon base. and we have a real deathstar

im still waiting for my nasa approved starfury

Dixons plunges to loss

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ill bet

500 quatloos on DSG Group!

die dsg why wont you die!!!!!!!!

Peaches Geldof - she's back!

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silly bint

no one cares what you think

"tell me why i dont like peaches! tell me why i dont like peaches!"

mines the one with the 'do they know' cassette

More Tasers for cops: not in London

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a job for

gene hunt, nuff said

/thinks of the speech to lord scarman in ashes to ashes

UK's Watchkeeper drone in first autonomous flight

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at anon coward

probably sooner than you think, merseyside police have used one for monitoring football matches, soon they will be everywhere

i for one welcome out hoverbot overlords

T-Mobile leaves 300,000 disconnected

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FAIL

Ha more evidence T-Mobile are useless, they do my works phone and at home the reception is cack where as my o2 reception is perfect.

not complaining though, not my fault if people cant get through when on call

Scientists ponder mysterious source of cosmic rays

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i for one...

....welcome our dark matter creating overlords

BNP races to get membership list off the net

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lmao

owned!

that is all

Spacewalking astronaut drops toolbag

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why not

just wait for the next orbit?*

or tie them on next time doy!

*yes i know thats scientifically inaccurate but meh

Pininfarina B0 production schedule slips

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design flaw

just wait for those solar panels on the roof to get covered in bird shit and leaves!

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