Posts by Yorkshirepudding

welcome to the jungle baby

your gonna fry!!!!!

mines the one lined with asbestos

might seem childish but

night + shuttle launch = WIN!

iRobbed

there's an app for that

mines the one with the 5800 in

abandon ship!!!!

i just left BT for o2 i was paying 25 quid a month and can get it for 7 with o2 since im a mobile customer, and BT had the cheek to ask why i was leaving dont make me LOL

and they even charged me 25 quid to leave, this was however not for my MAC which is agaisnt ofcom regulations its an admin fee, i shall be calling BT to complain about this and also to move to my phone to teh post office

poor alaska

pwn'd by geography

best inkblot test ever

Mike from spaced....

[Mike is undertaking a Rorschach ink test; the first card is very obviously a couple having sex]

Mike: War.

TA Officer: [Holding the next card] This one?

Mike: Bomb.

TA Officer: [Next card] This one?

Mike: Guts.

[Next card]

Mike: Guns.

[Next card]

Mike: Guts and guns.

[Next card]

Mike: [Happily] Butterfly.

[The TA Officer frowns]

Mike: [Realizes] Butterfly with a bomb.

mines the one with the jaffa cakes in

Kill all humans

bender: yes in your face ghandi!!!

2 in my pocket

got my crap nokia 6233 for work and my 5800 as my personal gadget phone, they joys of being on call

- shouty cause i hate having 2

@ AC 11:13

"Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet, they will be the luckiest of them all"

different engine same shit

it'll still be driven by cocks who think they own the road though

no shaun of the dead?

FAIL nuff said

Hoootini!

ill bet you anything there are a bunch of Jawas behind that rock waiting to zap the rover with an ion blast and sell it cheap.

corn bread?

its either gonna be great or suck donkey balls

good luck

getting a reception of course, im currently sat in the a garden centre for work and have sod all signal on my t-mobile phone while my o2 is perfect. so im doing all my work calls on my personal mob

thanks t-mob you fail!

school run

this should be perfect for all the school run nazi's who have to drop Tabitha and Reginald off at the school, they can park where ever they want and simple bounce other peasents out of the way

oh hang on......

@ the field marshel

Jovian Fun-bag

i love it, i love it lots a cookie for you sir!

DEXTREs Lab

ooooo what does this button do?

Planting claymore!

worst noise you can hear entering a room in COD4

*Click*

oh sh****

grenade obviously

How Long before

a mobile headgear version starts knocking on your door for tea and crumpets?

you fail me again starscream

affordably stealthy too lol

nowt is 100% stealthy

even klingon birds of prey

never forget

the lessons of mario bros *shudders*

@ indianaJ

agreed the only way up is out!

and i feel right that way now, same shit different day sick of endless troubles with transit, leased lines, frakking voip phones ETC time for a change methinks, goat herding in the outer Hebrides i think

your all wrong

its obviously a white star opening a jump gate in jupiters atmosphere

all this has happened before

clearly its a crashed cylon heavy raider

@ AC

/Sucks air through teeth

ooooo i dunno mate could take us a while to get there, then you've got travel expenses...............

T-800 because the machines are controlling our bowl movements now!

no sign of.....

..... any tall black rectangular objects yet? oh hang on it was buried, bleh!

@ michael 82

id be quite happy to FFWD to warp drive but wouldnt mind skipping WW3 first!

TGIF!

once again you legends lift the spirits

playmobil FTMFW!

fail

and so the backlash begins

/puts on shout by tears for fears!

godspeed big E

good luck with the mission and come back safe

picture

baaahahhaaa best photochop i seen in ages

looking forward to this 3d moon thing though

@ Xris M

i was thinking that too, better build some plucky R2 units just in case

oh ffs!

i move away from home to a big city and my home town gets quicker interwebs than me! this wont do!

FATALITY!

finish him!!!!!

i for one...

welcome our new bat terminator overlord

passing survey ship

so no pointy eared visitors dropped by yet? guess will have to keep inventing *sigh*

@ everyone

cleary my comments were a bit unwarranted apologies all round especially to the saucy NZ minx

he's still a bad boy though.... a very bad boy

fail cause clearly i did!

the only good prius

is one thrown through the side of the griffin household

give that lady a medal

i for one welcome our new shouty female overlord

never mind a P45 she wants to be the new speaker!

epic win

great news as a BT customer im well chuffed to hear of its timely demise i can only hope it now continues a short but painful death

huzzas all round

oh noes

i spent 400 quid and it didnt work out of the box straight away

my 5800 did

bwaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahaha <deep intake of breath> hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok im done

shiT-mobile

T mobile are crap, and always have been in my experience, i have them as my work phone provider, the firmwares they fill phones with is needlessly branded and clunky and the reception is pants anywhere in the country, everyone i know who has been on T-Mobile hated it

o2 FTW die Tmobile DIE!

idea

lets stick Jordan aka katey price in a U2 and send her up to 70000ft

yes i know you need a space suit....

merkins

only in America

and here as well probably

a toast to our criminally minded yet just as stupid brethren

good news everyone!

and here i was thinking that someone had invented a smell-o-scope

@ Sabine Miehlbradt

Ill drink to that whoop

moar

i hate it when my knob goes rogue and gets wedged too