For those wanting pictures...
Could El Reg knock up some Playmobil reconstructions? I can see problems with a Playmobil "Paris - Mini Me mashup" though as all the figures are the same size...still, should give you something to do in the lunch hour.
Paris, because she'd be up for a filmed mash up with mini-me if it'll raise a few quid.
Better tie a plank sideways across mini me's arse in case he falls in!