* Posts by Turbo Beholder

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DoJ: Look! Google is giving up overseas data for warrants outside Second Circuit

Turbo Beholder

Google was an obvious front for spies for as long as they were more than a search engine. This merely gives the rest of the world good formal pretext to treat them accordingly.

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Senators call for '9/11-style' commission on computer voting security

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Linux

Other than that, "OMG we lost a rigged election, it must be evil sorcery!"

But also, they use Wwhat? http://xkcd.com/463/

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Portland posts full report on Uber's dirty dealings with Greyball

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Black Helicopters

Good point.

May be a campaign, indeed. When did these start?

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Your top five dreadful people the Google manifesto has pulled out of the woodwork

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Childcatcher

Re: Hopeless

Short version -

SJWAL Second Law: SJWs Always Double Down.

Long version -

"Digital Maoism", like any socialist movement, is very fragile. Any time things go wrong for them, it's an existential threat. The more their dam breaks apart, the more it's obvious it was made of papier-mache to begin with. There's desperation.

They can't wait it out quietly, because for the crybullies there's no middle ground - they either ride triumphant or will be flushed down the drain. So they crank it up. Like this:

http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/01/22/nothing-to-see-here-folks-just-a-trump-supporter-set-on-fire-during-the-inauguration/

Right now there's a moment of true unity (and revel in the knowledge that for a while they are safe from each other) in a rush to save the rotting corpse of Pink Terror (very paltry breed of Red Terror) - each does however much they dare: one sets a girl on fire, another swings a bicycle lock, Lena Dunham tier starts new witch-hunts, and Kieren McCarthy tier does not have status (inside or outside the pack) enough for this, so they advertise a case of successful disemployment as far and wide as possible.

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Facepalm

Re: I vote to add the clearly bigoted Kieren McCarthy in San Francisco.

> Actually you can condemn people for holding objectionable, indefensible, hurtful and unpleasant beliefs. And you should.

But when people here did exactly this, you protest again.

Specifically, it looks like a lot of the readers consider yet another variation of "I did not read Pasternak, but condemn him!" presented in your article an "indefensible and unpleasant belief" and, accordingly, condemn you for it.

You are in process of receiving a reward specifically prescribed by your own belief, according to yourself.

So what's your problem? That the people here are too decent, fastidious or lazy to burn you at the stake - or to disemploy you and then shriek and throw poo at you when you're down?

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Re: sigh...Again?

> Google management is not the first (nor will it be the last) to blunder down this mine-infested rocky road. It’s a case of smart people making dumb decisions.

Since it's Google with all its... antics, that's more a case of beast biting its own leg. With any luck, it will immobilise itself and then chew itself to death.

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Happy

Re: Diversity for Diversity's sake?

Which exactly parts of the memo do you consider the most "awful"?

Examples, please.

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Re: now we see the conservatives move on to Bing

Unfortunately, leaving the polyticks alone does not work - they do not reciprocate.

Very few witch-hunts try to go after someone with a megaphone, because most of those that do backfire.

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IT Angle

Re: I vote to add the clearly bigoted Kieren McCarthy in San Francisco.

So now Google will have to redefine another word. Not the first time.

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Linux

Re: Opinion Piece

It looks like something from a CNN columnist carbon-copied to a wrong mailbox.

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Re: Misconceptions, misinterpretations, fallacites, and flat-out fabrications

Why would a commissar allow anything to come "directly from the horse's mouth" when a strawman will suffice?

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If we're in a simulation, someone hit it with a hammer, please: Milky Way spews up to 100 MEELLLION black holes

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IT Angle

A bug in stretching things until they fall apart for the sake of cargo cult (scientism). Not the first time.

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Google diversity memo: Web giant repudiates staffer's screed for 'incorrect assumptions about gender'

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Linux

Re: Dare I say

It sounds like you support BOFH's Unequal Opportunities Policy!

He used to add "No offence." however. And even explained why.

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Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook blow massive amounts lobbying Trump administration

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Trollface

Is it the same Google that censors results and hides search suggestions to catch any dirt falling on the socialists, and occasionally does even more laughable things, like redefining words in the dictionary?

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Judge uses 1st Amendment on Pokemon Go park ban. It's super effective!

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Re: Pokemon not gone yet?

The concern is moot, but the company's money still exist.

Follow the money, not the concern.

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Turbo Beholder

The tune is familiar, the lyrics are never-ending.

Every problem, indeed, can be solved with "Everything can magically work out with some more tax money" and "Everybody must support degenerate clones of Lysenko".

And if it somehow remains, this only means there's need for more other people's money and more cheerleading for quacks-of-the-season (or both at once: throwing more other people's money at quacks).

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Pirate

THE POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS AND STINGRAYS (who also have aids) desu desu desu

He's right and has very good points.

But game-the-system potential is enormous.

Which place is the next to be DoS'd with the weaponized herds of weaboo?

Note that the risk of just helping the surprise party hosts is minimal, because the target audience can be easily chosen via fine-tuning content - the players of "1810: The Reconstruction", "Ponies & Unicorns" and "More Than One Way To Skin A Cat" are very unlikely to be the same crowd.

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Worried about election hacking? There's a technology fix – Helios

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Re: "Because you can"

Perhaps need to add "yet another proposition" to ballots at the last moment would appear less often if they were made with less haste and more thinking through to begin with?

Can "WE MUST HAVE A VOTE ON IT RIGHT NOW" possibly be an actual problem more often than an attempt to push something right now because in another week more facts may become public and the campaign will go belly up?

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Re: It's total bollocks

This can happen in any solution.

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Trollface

Same old? http://xkcd.com/463/

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Kill Google AMP before it KILLS the web

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Trollface

> Anybody can cram an illegitimate idea into a web page and – so long as it's encoded as AMP content – it'll look like it's from a legit new organization endorsed by Google.

Oh, come on… "legit" or "endorsed by Google"? It helped two most odious cargo cults, after all (Hubbard's and Mann's).

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Good job, everyone. We're making AI just as tediously racist and sexist as ourselves

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Linux

Your continued presumption to speak for "everyone" is noted.

Also, this:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Print/2005/02/11/bofh_2005_episode_5/

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Ubuntu UNITY is GNOME-MORE: 'One Linux' dream of phone, slab, desktop UI axed

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Linux

Unity always seemed to me to be a pile of widgets built for one and only purpose of making Mac fanboys go "SQUEE!". It had a scrollbar miniaturized AND auto-hiding. What's the point?

I switched to XUbuntu immediately after getting over attempts to figure out how that weird thing which replaced window panel in Unity can be actually useable.

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President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

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Alien

Re: no bias nor inflamatory tone, move along

>sorry, but when the author uses terms like "President Snowflake"

That's just SJWAL rule #3: "SJWs always project". =)

And we all know who pushes this particular scam.

>I mean, the data is out there, so how can ANYONE actually BELIEVE that CRAP???

Those who advertise it don't believe it themselves - except maybe "useful idiots" ("Do you want a cola with that?"). Which is why if you get all fired up, you are pretty much arguing with a TV screen.

Quoth interview of Patrick Moore, in the very Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/08/patrick_moore_greenpeace_dropout/):

> when I see the NGOs themselves in sackcloth and ashes, then I might put some truck by what they're saying.

> That was 12,000 NGOs – not counting the bureaucrats.

> There tens of thousands more bureaucrats. And there are four of five of these conferences a year.

> Yet here they are telling us we all must stop flying ...

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Coat

That's fine. Siberia has more than enough of space for all the Climate Refugees™ who want to put the money where their mouths are and find the new home.

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Alien

Oh, please.

>I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade

> or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality

> the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most

> obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they

> lose once and for all their sense of probity.

> -Theodore Dalrymple

The promoters know well that the whole apocalyptic cult of the Hockey Schtick is a scam - or the biggest ones won't be frequent fliers.

Now, believing that everyone else is enough of an idiot that this scam will hold water even without witch-hunts and censorship - THAT's a desperate self-deception.

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Soon only Ticketmaster will rip you off: Concert scalper bots face US ban

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Childcatcher

Indeed. Therefore what we see is likely to be yet another case of digging under something else entirely under pretence of an idolatrous scare.

Admittedly, it's not as big as "think of teh childern", "clean power", etc but the spirit can be the same on a smaller scale and while scamming a different crowd.

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Turbo Beholder

Indeed.

This bullshit is so old, it's completely fossilized.

"Surely THIS TIME one more stupid law will make an economical niche and problems that created it magically disappear" - watch Episode 99993.

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Facepalm

So let me get this straight...

It's really cheaper to buy a bunch of lobbyist once than to introduce it as a corporate policy and have an admin competent enough to implement it?

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Vatican and musicians at odds over appropriate use of crematorium leftovers

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IT Angle

Shortage of ashes? Samsung to the rescue!

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Obama says USA has world's biggest and best cyber arsenal

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Linux

Re: Lead by example

What will they do? USA is going to remain the Happy Hunting Ground for botnets no matter what.

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Australia's Telstra and Optus outed as two of the world's six most expensive ISPs

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Pirate

Clodflare, seriously?

In other words, the fattest server-side censorship provider on the whole internet points an accusing finger at two fattest client-side censorship providers in Australia.

While they are probably right about the prices, the author here have a curious way of picking the independent experts to heed.

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CERN staff conduct 'human sacrifice' at supercollider site

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IT Angle

Re: I get where they are coming from

It's only in the ancient Spectrum era you could get away with using a random cat.

To have servers healthy, or at least not bugging out for very long, you need to work a tambourine. Preferably with proper logos painted on it.

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Trollface

Funny. I would expect this from American uniderpsities, but a research center in Europe?

Where it rolls, indeed..

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Your mother has a smooth forehead, Klingon language lovers roar at Paramount

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Devil

> In fact, at least one child was initially raised as a native speaker of Klingon."

Wait, whose head is screwed on in such a way that this looks like a good argument AGAINST the move? Oh, right - trekkies.

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Banning computers makes students do better on exams – MIT

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Devil

Or...

Or the education quality is bog-low in both cases, and it just becomes more noticeable?

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French duck-crushing device sells for €40k

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Joke

So... "Duck Grinder" by Powerglove is just a minor artistic exaggeration?

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'I thought my daughter clicked on ransomware – it was the damn Windows 10 installer'

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Devil

Indeed.

I, for one, fed up with micro soft nonsense even at home long ago. But to have anything on air and get a pop up like this? The next time (on air) it would be something to the effect of "Bonus: installing Lubuntu for the beginners".

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EU set to bin €500 note

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Go

Re: The largest note is always 'too big', the 2nd largest is OK.

That's certainly n option.

It's not like anyone will abolish money and force all transaction via oligopoly of a few banks... it's just that the only money left legitimate are small coin practical only for kids to buy cola and train mugging skillz.

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Woman charged with blowing AU$4.6m overdraft on 'a lot of handbags'

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Paris Hilton

Re: Unlimited Overdraft

> On the other hand, if you're making your tenth, twentieth or thirtieth withdrawal of $10,000, which you know doesn't belong to you, and you can't pay back, surely at some point you're doing it with the intent of stealing it. The first time is a lucky accident, and a windfall. Can you still say that by the 20th?

This may be a good point assuming that the client in question is capable of keeping the tracks of money and things.

Do you really think it's a reasonable expectation given that she, well... apparently blew a note-worthy portion of these millions on fancy handbags of all things? She's a valley girl. :D

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Pirate

Thoughtcrime. She failed to tell her lords to stop pouring food in the trough, thus she clearly didn't feel "not entitled" to much.

Which is amusing, because quite obviously she managed to commit thoughtcrime via not thinking. Now that is a bad precedent they make, right here.

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What to call a £200m 15,000-tonne polar vessel – how about Boaty McBoatface?

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Linux

If its mission is basically "Spirit of Mawson 3.0", this name may be downright merciful.

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Microsoft's equality and diversity: Skimpy schoolgirls dancing for nerds at an Xbox party

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Linux

Well, yeah.

But audience-wise... I just don't get it.

Sure, land-whales are traditionally considered more of Apple market, so not kissing up to them is not too great a surprise.

But for weeaboos X-box isn't the toy of choice either. So why did they think doing it Animu Style will be a great idea? Even fursuits would have more of a chance.

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Holmes

Re: Why

Microsoft, sir…

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FAA's 'drone smash risk to aircraft' is plane crazy

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In other words, the usual: power creep.

Wasn't it much the same deal, only a bit louder, with "ritual murders" (in U$), "intellectual property" and "harassment"? There already are all laws needed and more, but somehow an astroturf campaign of obvious lunatics to make speshul exceptions was not waved away, but promoted.

In other words, the usual: power creep.

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London cops hunt chimpanzee in top hat

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Trollface

If only...

Maybe they would have extra clues if, say, someone supplied them with a photo of the tricky beast with the immediate surroundings.

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Ukraine has a Eurovision pop at Russia

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Devil

It's context-dependent.

When he is remembered doing something descendants of his International pets don't approve, not only he was born in Russia, but Besoshvilli is an ancient Russian surname.

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Holmes

> While Eurovision rules do not allow songs with "lyrics, speeches, gestures of a political or similar nature" - and indeed Georgia's 2009 entry We Don't Wanna Put In got into trouble

Therefore... uh... is there any possible conclusion other than "some biological objects are more equal than the others"?

> "This song is precisely what we are all suffering in Ukraine today."

So... did the strangers come to her house and kill her all, or did she simply ate her cake and then bemoan being robbed of it too? Please clarify.

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Drone-busting eagles to darken Blighty's skies?

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IT Angle

Amusing, but only good for delivering a new sort of bird dropping all over those who won't do anything about it. As usual.

The butt of this joke are their birds.

Because electric shock is better at developing reflexes than food. How much a flash tube pumping circuit in cheap soap-box cameras does weigh?..

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