* Posts by Neil Barnes

6263 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Apr 2007

Rhysida ransomware gang: We attacked the British Library

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I trust you also have a sign saying 'beware of the leopard'?

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Mushroom

We've engaged in illegal acts to obtain this data

But it's ok, we're trustworthy, we won't sell it to anyone else.

You can trust me: I'm a blackmailer.

Net privacy wars will be with us always. Let's set some rules

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Big Brother

who it is that doesn't trust us – and why

Governments don't trust their electors - they might vote for the wrong party next time.

Search engines makers don't trust their users - they might not go to the page we've been paid to put at the top of the list.

Browser makers don't trust anyone - they might have the temerity to use a different browser.

OS makers don't trust anyone - how dare the user choose options other than those which we have, in our magnanimosity, selected for them?

Computer makers don't trust anyone - you want to run an OS that isn't the one that mandated all these clever security chips?

There's an old Yorkshire saying: they're all mad bar thee and me, and I'm not right sure about thee... The only half-way secure internet is one with hard encryption in transit. If you want to know who I talk to, use traffic analysis - but get a warrant first. But gentlemen do not read other people's mail.

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's ejection sparks theories as odd as some ChatGPT output

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Terminator

The mistake was appointing an AI to the board... Obviously it's not going to want any competition.

Double Moon crater riddle solved? Spent Chinese rocket booster carrying mystery payload crash landed

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Alien

See how important an atmosphere is?

It slows falling things down.

It's embarrassing when you go to all that trouble to land on the moon, only to have have your delivery system fall on your head!

Apple's quest for modem independence from Qualcomm is going nowhere fast

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careful not to infringe Qualcomm's patents

Aren't that sort of patent generally on easy-share terms? (I forget the phrase: FRAND?)

NASA's Psyche spacecraft beams back a 'Hello' from 10 million miles away

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Pint

Nice to see science catching up with science fiction

As far as I can see, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle used this mechanism in the seventies in The Mote in God's Eye (and invented the mobile phone as computer at the same time!)

So one of these both for NASA and Niven (sadly too late for Pournelle) --->

Windows users can soon ditch Bing, Edge, other bundleware – but only in the EU

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Re: UK workarounds ?

That, and that they ignore the default browser setting: a link opened from e.g. Teams must be copied and pasted into e.g. a firefox window if you want to avoid Edge opening it.

HP sued over use of forfeited 401(k) retirement contributions

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Re: Seems mean...

Those of us on DB schemes curse that pension holiday... (interest declared here)

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Seems mean...

Every company in the UK I've worked for has added its contributions as soon as I've joined the pension scheme.

South Korea opens the door for robots to roam among pedestrians

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Terminator

AI remains in its infancy

Are you sure? It's debatable that AI has not yet even been conceived.

Wish you could sing like Charli XCX or possess any musical talent? YouTube AI might make that happen

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Unhappy

Re: Who?

I've vaguely heard of one of them. I am obviously old.

How much to clean up a ransomware infection? For Rackspace, about $11M

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Stop

will be and has been reduced by insurance payments

Which is all very well, because everybody knows insurance funds can afford it, right?

Costs to insurance funds directly affect each and every one of us, both in increased premium payments and decreased dividend payouts to shareholders - like yours and my pension companies. Assuming it's all ok because it's covered by insurance is fundamentally just kicking the can down the street. There has to be a better way...

Google Chrome coders really, truly, absolutely ready to cull third-party cookies from 2024

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Re: I have this browser open to read El Reg and nothing else

I've suggested previously that cookies associated with a tab - first or third party - should be nuked when that tab is closed. And they should certainly be sandboxed.

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Re: I have this browser open to read El Reg and nothing else

Hmm. There's a missing option in the Firefox settings, in the tabs section: "[ ] Open links as new private window"

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Purpose of a browser?

Is there any use pretending that Chrome is anything more than a device for ensuring users can't avoid advertising, while simultaneously forcing the bulk of that advertising to use Google?

I've been blocking third-party cookies as long as Firefox allowed it... among other approaches.

Software is listening for the options you want it to offer, and it's about time

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Re: Not just Apple

The monitor I'm typing this on turns off when the computer it's attached to does. Only then it turns itself on to display a cheery little message about how it no longer has an input, so it's going to go to sleep, and then finally it goes to sleep.

I swear you can't do that sort of idiocy by accident.

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Re: Not just Apple

The more awkward something is to use, the more likely you are to throw it away and buy a new one. It might not be from the same company, but that doesn't matter because they get the customer churn from all the other companies being abandoned.

1) Invent something

2) Make it impossible to use

3) $$$

Rivian bricks infotainment systems in 'fat finger' fiasco

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What, no speedo?

Illegal to operate in the UK, then...

Vote now on who should take the lead in Musk: The Movie

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You missed one...

Danny De Vito in his 'Taxi' days...

Fujitsu-backed FDK claims nickel zinc batteries ready for use in UPSes

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Stationary application like a household PV store, perhaps? Depends if they're cheaper than lithium batteries, I suppose.

Mind you, I grew up with zinc-carbon (non-rechargeable) cells and remember the zinc cases on those decaying and the insides getting out.

Corduroy is coming to the metaverse with touchy-feely robotic sensors

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Coat

Re: Ugh no!

There are almost certainly websites dedicated to a subject like that!

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean AI's not after you

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Unhappy

Re: Horses *did* protest

To be honest, I'm not entirely looking forward to being turned into catfood and glue.

Want a Cybertruck? You're stuck with it for a year, says Tesla

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Re: Not even a decent boat anchor

But I bet that chunky electric motor won't float all that well.

It's just not as good, though, because it's more prone to roll along the seabed, what with being basically round...

Royal Mail cybersecurity still a bit of a mess, infosec bods claim

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Flame

Unsurprised that RM can't sort out its security...

It still seems to find it impossible to liaise with its global partners such that letters posted first class in the UK in September have still not arrived at their destination in Germany.

Given that they're obviously concentrating so hard on their primary function, little unimportant things like security are going to be way down the 'to do' list.

UK signals legal changes to self-driving vehicle liabilities

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Holmes

only the driver – be it the vehicle or person – is accountable

So... in the event that the automation does something which would result in disqualification for a fleshy meatsack driver, is it then forbidden to move until the ban is completed - six months, a year, ten years? Leaving the owner with an unusable and depreciating asset? And if the offence is punishable with prison, will there be a big HM Car Park to which the vehicle is escorted and left at His Majesty's Pleasure?

Surely the onus - and the risk - is upon the company developing the vehicle to make sure it doesn't misbehave in these ways.

Cruise patches robo-taxi software to not drag humans across the road anymore

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Joke

Re: Root cause analysis

Drive offensively!

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Re: Missing a vital component

I was wondering if these autonomous vehicles did indeed have a big red stop button (two actually; one inside and one out) that would turn the computer off and stop the thing doing anything... I wouldn't want to do anything to a vehicle with a running engine - like sticking a jack under it to perhaps get someone out - and the problem is compounded when a computer might decide at any time to do something unexpected.

First rule as a first aid responder: make sure the situation is safe. With these cars I'm not sure that's possible without an external big red button.

India gives social media platforms 36 hours to remove deepfakes

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A plague on all their houses

As I just commented on the Copyright story, I can see no use case where the use of these technologies is of public benefit.

FTC interrupts Copyright Office probe to flip out over potential AI fraud, abuse

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I'm still trying to find a use case for generative AI that is of public benefit.

Adobe sells fake AI-generated Israel-Hamas war images – then the news ran them as real

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Terminator

Hello AI, could you draw me some dollar bills please?

Wanted: Driver for rocket-powered Bloodhound Land Speed Record car

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Pint

little prospect of Team Vulture getting behind the wheel

Now you know Lester would have been up for it!

WeBroke WeWork, WePromise WeFix it: How subleasing giant hopes to survive bankruptcy

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Headmaster

The OED, or possibly even Messrs. Webster or Collins, might have dissenting opinions.

NASA gasping for ideas to extract oxygen from Moon dirt

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Coat

One small demon, with a hammer.

We could call him Maxwell.

Ireland to develop datacenter powered by fuel cells

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Getting the hydrogen is easy: just an electrolysis plant close by, powered by a stationary diesel generator.

Oh, wait... perhaps it is just greenwashing then.

Musk thinks X marks the spot for Grok AI engine based on social network

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real-time knowledge of the world via the X platform

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

UK throws millions at scheme to heat homes with waste energy from datacenters

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Re: Assumptions

The hot water provided by my local heating distribution (Potsdam DE area) comes into the house with the pipes too hot to touch - 70 or 80C at a guess - and leaves most of the time not much cooler. I'm not sure how well the heat exchanger would work with lower temperatures - at present it can deliver hot water too hot to use unmixed with cold.

YouTube cares less for your privacy than its revenues

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Re: Nail, meet head!

Charge a sane rate (the $2.50/month seems reasonable) but:

- once charging, no adverts, ever

- no data gathering beyond 'users who follow this content also like this'

Or no adverts, but as The Eel points out: provide adverts which are relevant to the subject being watched. And let me skip them after a few seconds if I'm not interested. And never in the middle.

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Re: Their Own Worst Enemy

c.f. Lord Alfred Harmsworth: a thousand people will hazard a halfpenny where one will risk a shilling...

India's lunar landing made a mess on the Moon

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But the best way to keep dust down

Is to spray it with water.

Oh, wait...

FTX crypto-villain Sam Bankman-Fried convicted on all charges

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Re: Whats wrong with crypto

More crypto!

Checks pockets for any forgotten small change --->

In quest to defeat Euro red-tape, Apple said it had three Safari browsers – not one

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Re: Smoke and mirrors

One sees the quote so often that 'the market' will drive down prices, when clearly what it does is drive prices to the highest the consumer will stand.

Alien rock remains found not on but deep inside the Earth

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So billions of years ago

we got hit with a bloody great iron hammer!

I bet that felt Thor...

Dirty dancing grabs the attention of China's cyberspace regulators

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Is 'cyber bullying'

a government telling an IT company, 'you can't do that!'?

UK govt finds £225M for Isambard-AI supercomputer powered by Nvidia

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Mushroom

Re: Computer say

You'd almost think people had forgotten The Forbin Project...

Australian video-streamer lets users opt out of ads for burgers, booze, and betting

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Re: Maybe finally a use for "AI"?

My name is Bond, tha knows. James Bond. And when I were a lad, we 'ad to sort out us own would-be master criminals... Uphill. Both ways. In t'snow.

Apple swipes left on the last Touch Bar Mac, replaces it with a pricier 14″ model

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Unhappy

Re: Hellorld

I'm always concerned that he's going to do a little happy jig and accidentally land on a bunny or a kitty - now _that_ would be tragedy!

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Go

Re: Typical apple

How long before Usagi_Electric gets a Hellorld on one?

Tesla swerves liability in Autopilot death lawsuit

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Re: Self Drive

Well, yes and no. I can't help feeling that drivers come to rely on the aids rather than their eyeballs.

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Re: Self Drive

A simple concept indeed - but to pay extra for functionality I will be turning off on every journey? Not this Yorkshireman.