* Posts by Neil Barnes

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Microsoft adds cloud enablement to 1970s Altair 8800 tech

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An open-source Intel 8080 emulator lurks under the hood

My (as yet unseen) 8080 emulator on Logisim-evolution appears to run, but hangs up on both Altair Basic and Tiny Basic. It gets a bit further with Tiny Basic - at least as far as the sign on message - so I'll work on that :)

Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

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Re: And it is not always the car's fault

I very carefully selected the poverty spec version of a recent car purchase precisely because it doesn't have all the technotoys.

Though I do feel that leaving the keyfob button to unlatch the boot but not including the function itself was a bit mean.

Microsoft, Google, Citizen Lab blow lid off zero-day bug-exploiting spyware sold to governments

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Candiru

A nasty little fish which (allegedly) parasites the human urethra... good name for it!

Annoyed US regulator warns it might knock SpaceX's shiny new Texas tower down

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Pirate

Nice buildings you got here...

Be a shame if anything were to happen to them, right?

Sweat-sipping wearable aims to charge electronics without couch potatoes lifting a finger

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Green Gyms

I've wondered about that myself... but then, we live in world where people fight for the parking spaces closest to the gym entrance, and use an escalator to avoid the stairs to the door.

And now we are offered a system to generate power from our bodies without lifting a finger... oh, wait, all those keypresses?

Facial-recognition technology gets a smack in the chops from civil rights campaigners

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Re: Nothing to Hide...

You do not know what you have to hide, until it is already too late.

Yes you do. You need to hide absolutely everything you can. The concept of ubiquitous surveillance just on the offchance that you might be doing something that the state doesn't approve of it is in itself an offence to human dignity. That a commercial company should attempt to replicate the same tracking behaviour is even more offensive, and should be terminated with extreme prejudice.

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, NOT MINE.

Boffins find an 'actionable clock' hiding in your blood, ticking away to your death

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Re: Thoughts

On his deathbed he was complaining that basically he was bored, and wouldn't something please get a move on...

His last words to me, after holding his breath for a minute, were 'fooled you!' :)

(He died a week or so later; I was not present).

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Re: Thoughts

My late father's thoughts, when told if he did thus and such and didn't eat or drink this and that, so that he might live another year, were:

What? Another year, stuck in this chair/bed and plumbed up to god knows what and with terminal bladder cancer? Why? Sod that, bring another bottle of wine!

UK govt draws a blank over vaccine certification app – no really, the report is half-empty

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DON'T mention Brexit!

I did it once, but I think I got away with it!

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Re: Here in the EU...

And yet, and yet...

My wife and I are both pensioners, both UK citizens, both DE residents, and both with complete AZ vaccinations certified by the Robert Koch Institute app, as well as paper vaccination certificates.

Yet the UK will not - as far as I can see - allow us to cross the border without both quarantine and mandatory covid tests.

We can move freely within most of Europe, but to to a country of our citizenship? Time for some joined up thinking?

South Korean uni installs lavatory that pays out when you spend a penny

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Re: How weird is that

I hope they gave you lots of honey.

Western Approaches Museum: WRENs, wargames, and victory in the Atlantic

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Re: Geeks Guides

This was completely new to me - thanks. I repeat the above plea, particularly as I now live in, er, Germany...

BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light

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Mushroom

Re: Count 1, 2, 3,... ha-ha-ha

But without beans, how can you have chilli?

Richard Branson uses two planes to make 170km round trip

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Happy

Uses two planes...

Ten out of ten for this article, Vultures!

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Re: add condiments to taste.

Funnily enough, I practice my paraglider ground handling at Tempelhof airport!

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Re: add condiments to taste.

I used to get it in Morrisons in St Albans; a couple of hundred miles south.

UK products are slowly finding their way back onto German shelves, after a year without.

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Re: add condiments to taste.

It's a terrible thing: I'm getting to the end of my last bottle of Henderson's Northern Relish... how on earth do I get more here? It's barely available outside Sheffield, but in Berlin? Not a chance...

ICO survey on data flouters: 50% say they receive more unwanted calls than before pandemic

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Re: No answer

Would you recommend this hospital to your friends?

Well, only if they were dying and in need of immediate medical treatment...

What made you choose this hospital?

The helicopter landed on the hospital lawn...

YouTube's recommendation engine is pretty naff, Mozilla study finds

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Re: You don't say

The big problem is that it has all the subtlety and sensitivity of a brick in a sock... watch one video on how to take an engine to bits, and that's all you see. Watch one on paragliding and that's all you see. Watch one on vintage computers and that's all you see... surely it is not beyond the wit of man to devise an algorithm that assumes that you might be interested in more than one thing (and incidentally, not keep showing you the same video you haven't been watching, as indicated above)?

Or - just speculating here, you understand - is it simply dumping the videos with the highest advert count? I don't see the adverts so I can't really comment. But surely youtube wouldn't be that obvious?

Dell bigwig: Expect another 6 months of supply woes. Oh, hello Windows 11

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It's not just high end parts

I've been trying to get hold of small - hobby - quantities of ARM M0+ chips and there are literally none to be had. Everyone is quoting deliveries in November if you're lucky and in March or April if you're not.

And even commodity op-amps seem a bit thin on the ground.

Not a baaa-d idea: Embracing the eunuch lifestyle slows ageing – for sheep anyway

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Unhappy

El Reg disavows any responsibility...

Oh bollocks! Now you tell me!

Audacity users stick the knife – and fork – in to strip audio editor of unwanted features

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Re: Audiance

I too like the name - but the first thing I thought of when I saw it was my diabetes drug Jardiance...

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Oh!dacity...

Kaspersky Password Manager's random password generator was about as random as your wall clock

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I think you need lots of Es, of which fortunately English Scrabble has plenty

The words that spring immediately to mind all seem near anagrams of each other: never ever sever severe veer vent eve vee peeve pervert version... but on the other hand https://wordfind.com/contains/v/ returns 2,992 possibilities.

A large proportion of their list also includes an 'e' though anchovy doesn't. Neither does zyzzyva.

Which is probably why I'm crap at Scrabble and anagrams.

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Re: "without a lot of testing we'd neer know"

That's not random, that's the pass-phrase. Who after the seventeenth century would mis-spell it that way...

Microsoft struggles to wake from PrintNightmare: Latest print spooler patch can be bypassed, researchers say

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Coat

Is this the year

Of the paperless office?

Australian geoboffins have zoomed in and enhanced CSI-style soil analysis: Bung it in a machine, find the crime scene

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Does it go 'bidibidibidibidi' while it's working

And beep when it's finished?

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/01jan/uf002622.gif

Robots still suck. It's all they can do to stand up – never mind rise up

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Stopped by a blade of grass

It's not looking good for autonomous lawn mowers, then...

Kepler spots four rogue Earth-mass exoplanets floating in space, unbound to any star

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Re: Don't Forget!

"Let there be light!"

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Re: Free floating planet population

If there are five of them in a Klemperer rosette, now would be a good time to set up a Puppeteer welcoming committee.

DARPA nails cash to project 'FENCE' — a smart camera that only sends pics when pixels change

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It does indeed sound like normal compressed video - but that uses key frames where the whole image is sent every few frames, with frames between them showing the difference as things change. Plus lots of other goodies as well, but that's the basis.

This FENCE will have to resolve the same issue: if it gets one bit wrong in its transmission, everything afterwards is confused... so they'll have to send some sort of key frame to cope with inevitable disconnection issues, and key frames hold a shedload more data that difference frames. So it's going to be a juggling act, I feel.

Perhaps they've got a perfect transmission path, guaranteed?

The cost of cyber insurance increased 32 per cent last year and shows no signs of easing

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Quite. And it's insuring the wrong thing: a cash return is all very well in the event of some bastard munching your system, but what you really want is a return to the status quo ante... you need to come in the next morning and everything is back to normal, only with the back door fixed.

Which, as others have pointed out, just ain't happening. And as the experts seem to agree that the only cure is a complete clean and restore (I wonder if that includes bios code too? It probably should) then a financial solution simply doesn't cut it.

It's all very nice for the companies getting the cash in when they sell the policy, but not so good when they're paying out every other Thursday. Hmm... I wonder what my late grandfather (Riley on Consequential Loss) might have thought...

Not for children: Audacity fans drop the f-bomb after privacy agreement changes

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Re: law enforcement and data sharing provisions are absolutely standard and reasonable

But, but, but... the users aren't qualified! They might say something we don't like!

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Well I suppose if they give it a new name, the fork can stick with Audacity?

Might I suggest a choice for the new name: Fauxdacity?

Opera browser tries to make sweet music for the ears of Chromebook users

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integrated WhatsApp, Telegram, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook Messenger.

Er, why? They're really not selling it to me...

New mystery AWS product 'Infinidash' goes viral — despite being entirely fictional

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Amazon Cat-Flap

I know of at least one connected cat flap which is both sold through Amazon and uses AWS services...

Graphcore's AI chips may not be as powerful as Nvidia's GPUs, but may provide good bang for your buck

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Terminator

WHO's six laws of AI

That faint shuddering you can feel is Isaac Asimov spinning in his grave.

Google has second thoughts about cutting cookies, so serves up CHIPs

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more acceptable use cases

More acceptable to whom?

I am unconvinced that there are any acceptable use cases for third party cookies. And the number of cookies which need to be set by first parties is really rather small, too - as shown by the number of websites which now offer to save only essential cookies (login status and the like).

Sir Tim Berners-Lee's World Wide Web NFT fetches $5.4m at auction while rest of us gaze upon source code for $0

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Perhaps instead of proving originality, I should have said 'attempting to persuade a self-appointed group of alleged experts with a serious interest in maintaining their perceived impartiality that they are both partial and wrong'?

If you can't tell whether it's by a grand master or it's a copy, it's a distinction without a difference... except for the number of zeros on the end of the price.

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The whole art world thing is nothing about the art and everything about bragging rights. Why else would there be such an industry dedicated to proving originality (or otherwise) of artworks when the owner can't tell whether it's real or not?

Xiaomi my heart is still beating: Reg hack takes Chinese giant's new fitness band for a spin

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Re: The wrist strap ... once fell off in the night.

Exactly what I was going to ask... more to the point, what did the device think he'd been doing?

Devilish plans for your next app update ensure they never happen – unless you start praying

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Re: Crime of the century

There's no point being rich and powerful if you have to follow all the same rules as the little people.

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone

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Three words:

Go Go Godzilla!

Jeff Bezos names the fourth person for the first New Shepard flight: Wally Funk

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About bloody time too!

She's done the training, it's time she got the ride.

Though one does suspect that Bezos' publicity team had a big hand in this offer.

It's about time! NASA's orbital atomic clock a boon for deep space navigation – if they can get it working for long enough

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Alien

Re: "Light signals can sometimes take up to 20 minutes to journey from Earth to Mars "

Mars does not maintain a constant distance from Earth.

Sloppy design, I know, but that's how it goes with these cut-rate solar systems.

IBM's 18-month company-wide email system migration has been a disaster, sources say

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Re: Bean counters?

Curiously, a variant of the Betamax system became standard in broadcasting - with the addition of track-following heads driven by piezo-electric actuators to improve the tracking.

But the (no doubt patented) Philips track following on the V2000 was simpler and I think better. Turning the cassette over half way through, though, that was just silly.

(I was a broadcast engineer for over thirty years).

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Re: Bean counters?

And Philips V2000 was better than either. But Pr0n came on VHS...

You, robo-car maker, any serious accidents, I want to know about them, stat – US watchdog

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collisions with pedestrians or bicycles

Did they leave a gap there for scooters?

Who in America is standing up to privacy-bothering facial-recognition tech? Maine is right now leading the pack

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Big Brother

Sadly

The genie is out of the bottle.

Trying to stuff it back in is probably a hiding to nothing.

I can't believe that any technology with such a high error rate is anywhere acceptable; using for law enforcement purposes - as in, I wonder who's in this crowd? Ah, yes, he look suspicious, I wonder who he is, let's go and arrest him - is downright despicable.

Whatever happened to 'innocent until proven guilty' and 'who I am is none of your damn business'?