* Posts by Neil Barnes

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Qualcomm, Ericsson, Thales are working on delivering 5G from orbit

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cost-effective connectivity

For whom? You're going to want to have a bloody good reason to spend what these are likely to cost.

<cough>Iridium</cough>

Tech professionals pour cold water on UK crypto hub plans

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Re: Oh, and talk about a slapdown

What do you call it when 'project fear' turns out to have been an accurate prediction?

The return of GPUs on sale may be tech world's monkey's paw of 2022

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Re: When there's a component shortage

Yes. Sod the thousand dollar halo parts, let's see some jelly bean embedded processors, opamps, and even passives without sixty-plus week delays please.

Microsoft cloud exec accused of verbal attack on staff exits

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He's perhaps heard

That there's a job at Number Ten coming up.

Pentester says he broke into datacenter via hidden route running behind toilets

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Holmes

Built a studio complex in the UN building

And discovered we shared a wall with a bank.

Well, we shared the first eight feet of the wall; right up to the false ceiling tiles. Above that was three feet of fresh air... they were a bit concerned when I pointed it out to them.

Tech world may face huge fines if it doesn't scrub CSAM from encrypted chats

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Way to go, Priti

In the midst of a complete government melt-down, start to assume that you can legislate world-wide. Just keep believing six impossible things before breakfast...

And don't let the door catch you on the arse on your way out.

Near-undetectable malware linked to Russia's Cozy Bear

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Re: Cunning ?

do not open attachments from people you don't know

And that will happen, um, a day or two after the heat death of the universe...

Large Hadron Collider experiment reveals three exotic particles

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Re: Ever get the sense...

Admit. What they're really working up to is discovering just how loud it is when you smash a couple of grand pianos together at the speed of light...

China rallies support for Kylin Linux in war on Windows

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Re: UT

- one OS to secure, maintain and develop

- one OS to write apps for

- And in the darkness bind them...

Google location tracking to forget you were ever at that medical clinic

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Big Brother

controls to delete all or part of those records, or switch it off

Remind me again why 'switch it off' isn't the default option on location services?

After all, how much do I need to know where I've been - and how much of that history do I need to have on a commercial service in another country and jurisdiction? Why is even legal to collect this data in the first place?

NOBODY PRINT! Selfless hero saves typing pool from carbon catastrophe

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Re: I haven’t found them in Germany yet…

Thank you - I've seen a couple of 'English' shops but the markup, while maybe explainable, offends my grasping Yorkshire soul :)

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Re: aaargggh!

When I was a company director (of my own company, staff of one!) in the UK, I had to have a company stamp made for some bank or tax form. It was used exactly once...

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Re: Hobnobs - invented for mans pleasure

Plain chocolate is the only adequate enrobing for pretty much any biscuit, but of biscuits, the plain choc hobnob is the king.

I haven't found them in Germany yet... the search continues.

Everyone back to the office! Why? Because the decision has been made

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Re: Scheme

an ambulance driver can't work from home, and never did,

Er, my late father worked for many years as an ambulance driver - from home. Admittedly, he lived at the back of beyond and a good three hours from the hospital, even with blues and twos, but the ambulance lived on his drive and he worked from home.

OpenSea phishing threat after rogue insider leaks customer email addresses

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An electric hovercraft! Just what I need.

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I suspect an electric eel might be a charged wet fish...

The Raspberry Pi Pico goes wireless with the $6 W

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Re: I/O

Apropos of which, I looked out for some eeproms from major retailers (digikey and mouser) last night. Both offered delivery dates expected at the end of 2023...

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Re: I/O

Probably its only edge over the competition is that it is available whereas STM32 is not in stock.

These days, being able to deliver is a significant market advantage.

Nvidia, Siemens tout 'industrial metaverse' to predict the future

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Yogi Berra -

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

City-killing asteroid won't hit Earth in 2052 after all

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Re: Fair play to the asteroid

Wouldn't it be ironic if the official Hollywood way to solve an asteroid impact crisis - the atomic powers combine to blow the thing to bits - failed because the Russians had foolishly used all their rockets up?

NanoAvionics satellite pulls out GoPro to take stunning selfie over Earth

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Re: Awesome!

Well, the Special Projects Bureau nearly managed it with PARIS and LOHAN...

RIP Lester.

California's attempt to protect kids online could end adults' internet anonymity

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Re: I can see this working

A website might not need external verification: if you've been logging on for a number of years, the site probably knows how long (e.g. Vulture Central knows I've been posting here since 2007, possibly earlier) and if a client has been posting for a significant length of time, they're probably all grown up...

Soviet-era tech could change the geothermal industry

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Re: How deep?

Feels about right. In a previous employment I designed deep well guidance control systems; we tested the electronics to operate reliably at 150C and were starting to look at 175 and 200C when I left. Even 150 is not easy; all the things you're used to with electronics start to change in subtle or not-so-subtle ways when they have to work across the range from -60 to +150...

Not much of this actually from 'China anymore,' says Northern Light Motors boss

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Re: Sourcing everything from the UK

But where does the stuff that's sourced from the UK come from? Has the UK got production facilities and local sources, or are they assembling Made-In-China parts and waving a Made-In-The-UK paintbrush over it?

I'm not criticising; I think it's laudable to make things without dragging the components half way around the world. I'm just not sure the UK has the sources for everything on this project.

Misguided call for a 7-Zip boycott brings attention to FOSS archiving tools

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Re: A couple of points

I blame it all on Noah Webster's attempt to simplify English.

Which makes a certain amount of sense, given that many of the excess letter spellings he objected to are thought to have been introduced by scribes copying documents who were either being paid by the letter or (more likely) just thought that a few 'u's around the place made it look more French and upmarket.

Nonetheless, I find I prefer English orthography to North American. It can make learning German more difficult than it needs to be when one has to continually translate between English and North American to keep Duolingo's bloody owl happy.

Toyota, Subaru recall EVs because tires might literally fall off

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Re: Obligatory pedantry

And either way - since the recall is for hub bolts and not wheel nuts, it looks as if the whole hub is coming off. The wheel and tyre are mere courtesy details.

Cloudflare's outage was human error. There's a way to make tech divinely forgive

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Re: "a hangover from the days when storage and CPU were too expensive"

absence of planning is planning for absence?

Big Tech silent on data privacy in post-Roe America

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Re: Theocracy

Can you tie 'em in a knot,

can you tie 'em in a bow?

BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft

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Re: Unicycle test

At a previous employer, three of us were apparently in the dangerous corner: one paraglider, one diver, one unicyclist.

NASA wants nuclear reactor on the Moon by 2030

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Alien

Arabidopsis thaliana

(Just wanted to see that name again!)

As I recall the report on the experiment, it didn't really prove that stuff could grow on moon-dust/regolith; rather, it showed that it didn't kill plants immediately. As pointed out, the plants didn't grow as well as those on terrestrial soil.

The regolith was being used - IIRC - simply as a matrix to support the roots of the plants, much as one might grow mustard and cress seedlings on a damp flannel. Both water and nutrients were provided, but I understand that one reason they didn't grow so well was that the sharp spiky bits on the moon rock damaged the roots of the seedlings.

I suspect that, as on Earth, if you want something to grow well, you need a nice layer of organic matter well mixed in with the structurally supporting rock matrix. So growing grass for a few years might be a good start... It doesn't look like the moon is necessarily going actively going to kill plants, but it's not going to be immediately easy. The micro-flora and fauna will probably need careful monitoring, too.

On the other hand, it's a lot easier to deliver a tonne of compost (that needs to stay) to the surface of the moon than a tonne of astronaut (who would probably like to come home).

Bipolar transistors made from organic materials for the first time

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Kinda assuming I really want to wear a computer.

Brave Search leaves beta, offers Goggles for filtering, personalizing results

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redefine the relevance of search results

I'm not sure I really see the use case here. Surely what one wants when one searches is that for which one searched... for example, when I search for 'the register' (on DDG) the register front page is the first hit, and almost everything else on the first results page points at vulture central. I don't see how one would change the relevance of that.

I can certainly see the utility of getting rid of clone answer pages - they're only there to benefit from the users of an authoritative site and they sooner they disappear, the better.

But I can't help feeling that a more focused search engine - particularly one in which I can exclude things easily - would be more helpful. I don't think I really want a thousand pages of advertising links (which I'm going to block anyway) while I'm trying to find substitutes for electronic parts, or how loud a sparrow is in dBA (the internet is really failing me on this last one!).

Meta now involved in making metalevel standards for the metaverse

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Re: Seeking education here...

Thank you.

It strikes me that that might cause issues with varifocals; you'd really be looking for - as you say - a single distance prescription that doesn't change with angle of view.

My assumption is/was that the optics in the headset are infinity focused.

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Seeking education here...

(aka too lazy to do some searching)

How do these headsets deal with people who need eye correction - particularly if it's complex, different for each eye etc?

Spain, Austria not convinced location data is personal information

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Re: Hm, I'd say..

I would agree. But the meat of the judgement seems to equate 'someone else could have used the phone' with 'therefore it's *not* personal data any more'.

Info on 1.5m people stolen from US bank in cyberattack

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We have no evidence that any of the information has been misused

Well obviously the miscreants were white hats on a mission to demonstrate how bad the security was. They're not going to actually use the exfiltrated data for any naughty purposes.

Right?

Workers win vote to form US Apple Store union

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Re: "Standard of living" wages...

rely on a tipping culture

"Thank you - you sold me this overpriced and unnecessary luxury item so well, here's a tenner for yourself."

Nah. Can't see it, somehow. If anyone ever did, I rather suspect that the lucky recipient would be hauled into the office to explain why he's stealing.

I'm a firm believer in paying people a living wage.

Always read the comments: Beijing requires oversight of all reader-generated chat

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Re: That would be a huge change

Three reviewers per shift: one who can read, one who can write, and one to look after those dangerous intellectuals.

Airbus flies new passenger airplane aimed at 'long, thin' routes

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Re: Why

So sometime in the last century, the company diverted me to NYC. So far so good, apart from seeing a weather forecast for a bright sunny day and 28 degrees, which was a rude shock when I walked outside as I'd just arrived from Rio... why don't the USA use proper degrees?

Time to go back to London, and the airline couldn't find my reservation. Y'know, the one I had in my hand like you used to have when everyone carried little folders around.

Don't worry, they said, we'll either put you up overnight and send you in the morning, but we might be able to get you on this one...

Yup. They did. Back row, in the middle seat of a 2-5-2 layout. Surrounded by a large number of competitors of the marathon held in NYC earlier that day, none of whom had apparently found time to shower or change before flying home.

I've tried to forget, too...

Bill Gates says NFTs '100% based on greater fool theory' amid crypto cataclysm

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Re: Speaking of things that have no intrinsic value

Not so bloody good this last couple of weeks, given that my pension is paid in Sterling but I spend in Euros...

Consultant plays Metaverse MythBuster. Here's why they're wrong

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Re: Specs

3-D photography, film, and TV has been failing religiously every twenty or thirty years since the 1843... seriously, you would not believe some of the technology the Victorians came up with!

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Re: "where they fill a room with LED screens"

The Machine Stops.

Look to insects if you want to build tiny AI robots that are actually smart

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Re: Memo to developers:

Yes of course, it all depends on which bit of the life cycle you want to emulate :)

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Memo to developers:

Emulating the mayfly is only useful if you want the robot to survive for a day.

Japan makes online insults a crime that can earn a year in jail

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Re: I approve

Quite. I have never understood what causes apparently normal people to revel in the delights of insulting and abusing someone to the point of suicide. It's not a question of the sensitivity of the recipient, but the motivation of the abuser.

And for any reason or none: you're the wrong sex, or the wrong colour, or you use a different OS from me, or you're tall, or you're short, or you're left-handed, or you like the wrong football team, or the wrong music, or you used an apostrophe in the wrong place... I'm mystified. Give me a world with variety in it, please, and a lot less abuse.

Teeth marks yield clue to widespread internet outage in Canada

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Re: Emergency credit?

My UK bank and credit cards are embossed. My DE bank card isn't.

Telegram criticizes Apple for 'intentionally crippling' web app features on iOS

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And those who simply don't want, for whatever reason, to be forced to use a client application if a web application exists.

The PainStation runs Windows XP because of course it does

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Happy

Oooh, hadn't heard about this one

And it just so happens I need to go into Berlin Thursday afternoon... thanks.

Open source 'Office' options keep Microsoft running faster than ever

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Re: Options are always good

I actually like the ribbon UI. It's a much more efficient use of space

Really? An unexpected used of the word 'efficient'. But each to their own, I guess.

Record players make comeback with Ikea, others pitching tricked-out turntables

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Re: We are in the wrong business...

You are exactly right.

a few tens of quid on speaker cable

Not even that: five amp multicore mains flex is quite adequate for speakers; it's only if the cable is so resistive (i.e. thin) as to make a significant voltage drop across it that it does not allow the speakers to work properly.

Many years ago I was requested by a local hi-fi enthusiasts group to do some blind speaker cable testing for them in a BBC studio. I agreed, with the provisio that I might include a cable of my own in the mix, also blind.

That cable included in one leg a one ohm resistor in parallel with a power diode... none of them noticed.