* Posts by Alan Brown

15083 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Feb 2008

On the 11th day of Christmas TalkTalk took from me... the email address of my company

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Re: Car Mechanics are not IT people

" running an really archaic database for creating his invoices."

That's all you need to know.

Things like Quickbooks have been around for 30+ years and do it PROPERLY

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Re: I just can't believe for a business service they think just over 1 month is enough notice

"I just can't believe that businesses that depend upon email use a third party email service (and put up with the whims of such)."

You would be completely gobsmacked how many use the email@domain provided by their broadband ISP and end up being vendor-locked as a result

Utterly self-inflicted

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Re: "...own domain raises a flag with me"

"to be fair most people are experts in something you and I are not"

Showing a seven-digit local number which plainly WILL NOT WORK if dialled as-is shows a pretty fucking braindead approach to doing business

You start wondering how such companies STAY in business

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" but then have an @hotmail as the contact email that bug me ...."

They don't seem to appreciate that hotmail's T&Cs expressly PROHIBIT use for business purposes either

Yes, you can get such addresses cancelled. Ask me how I know.... (evilgrin)

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"Have seen too many examples of an organisation paying for a domain via a third party (web designer etc) only to have their domain suspended/cancelled "

I've seen a number of cases where the "third party" then sold the domain to someone else for fun and profit

Good luck getting any happy resolution when that happens.

Who knew that hosing a table with copious amounts of cubic metres would trip adult filters?

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Re: Inside joke?

Wang Care really existed back in 1982 or so. Sales agents in my neck of the woods were careful to call it Wang's product care package

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Re: Cubic metres? cm^3? ?? What is its abbrev.??

"Stow-cum-Wendy" is a real place!

I wonder what the brothel there is called? (and do they have a piano player?)

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My mother would do that simply to see the support people squirm

Imagine things are bad enough that you need a payday loan. Then imagine flaws in systems of loan lead generators leave your records in the open... for years

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Re: Who the hell uses SSNs as proof of ID?

Birth certificates are not identity documents either (in fact they're embossed as such) but are commonly used as proof of ID (including for passports)

As I have my grandfather's one I've wondered a few times if I could be registered as a 125 year old geezer, just to prove a point

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Re: Who the hell uses SSNs as proof of ID?

Yup.

I've seen stories of USA hospitals being assessed for major HIPPA violations after improperly recording patient data (one of the most common apparently is someone going into emergency room and being linked against a previous patent with the same name but a different SSN) and then sending out debt collectors/filing credit reports based on SSN

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Re: Never a borrower, nor a lender be...

During the UK crackdowns on payday lenders (ie, when they started forcing them to disclose interest rates but before outright bans) I saw one advert listing a 14,500% APR

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Re: GDPR

Mnay US states have privacy laws which this stuff is breaching and their State AGs are more than happy to long-arm such laws

All someone has to do is show the sites have numbers of people from the state in question - and a suitably notified state AG may decide to do that themselves

Ticketmaster: We're not liable for credit card badness because the hack straddled GDPR day

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"These days I can freeze my card with an app on my phone and approve purchases with MFA, "

Some banks are also issuing "disposable" CC/Debit card numbers usable for a sinlge transaction if you're forced to do business with outfits you don't trust

It helps THEM, because any subsequent use of the numbers shows exactly where the leak originated

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Re: CC cancelled

"Needless to say, this is no British or US bank. ;-)"

and it shows the lie of "we can't do that" that most banks use

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Re: CC cancelled

If you get an unsoolicited call " from your bank", the very first thing they must do is identify themselves in a way that's hard to spoof

Some banks use passwords, some will tell you the last few transactions you had.

Asking YOU to identify yourself is a non-starter. I had a lot of fun with one insissting I give a pin after telling him I'd recorded the call, had the originating phone number and was calling Actionfraud on my other line (and ended up with a grovelling apology letter from the bank abiout a week later - mainly because he got quite sweary at me)

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Re: CC cancelled

" They said that once it is deactivated it is dead and no way to reactivate."

I kicked up a huge stink over this and got £200 credited to my account after they agreed they could (and should) have phoned me

It didn't make up for missing the movie I'd driven 20 miles to see, but it made them at least pay a little

If every customer griped louder (and fofrced compensation) they'd treat it diffenetly, You train aomebas not to do things by hurting them as is they only thing that works.

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Re: Just try

"Except it doesn't activate until a transaction moves from 'pending' to being on your bill."

Notify Actionfraud and the FCA

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Re: Just try

Actionfraud are the people to talk to in such cases (and the FCA)

They take such chicanery on banksites very dimly - making it hard to report is something they _really_ don't like.

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Re: Small Claims Court

"I was very pleased when I received a pretty cheque in the mail from said agency for the amount of the invoice minus their fee. "

I assume you altered the contract T&C afterwards to allow for "costs and commissions" to be added onto any owing amount?

Debt collectors love these ones - you get 100% of your money and they get the fees - ALL the fees - which can add up surprisingly quickly when they put their minds to it....

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Re: Small Claims Court

"Yes, but if only one in ten claims take the effort to pass to the Bailiffs then overall the company wins."

cookie cutter press releases to local media can make that 1 in 10 start climbing rapidly

Don't forget that whilst you pay a fee to call in the bailiffs, it's clawed back from what's owing so you don't end up out of pocket in the end - and it's usually cleaper than constantly arguing back and forth with their lawyers

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Re: Ticket master

"most of the venues have exclusive deals with Ticketmaster"

Once Ticketmaster is shown to be acting in a predatory pricing manner, why aren't regulators looking into this?

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"You could do this even if Ticketmaster had been found innocent. Civil law has a lower burden of proof."

The criminal case is more than sufficient in a civil case. Ticketmaster are trying to dupe people into not taking them to court

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Re: 3rd party Javascript

I've taken to noting the intrustive js (such as facebook or google on EDF's webpages) then asked pointed questions about GDPR compliance and legal liabilities of the company - including how they thing that giving away data to third parties without permission or notification is remotely GDPR compliant

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Re: Ticket master

"endless charges that are only mentioned after you've queued and secured a ticket."

Didn't a certain irish airline get soundly whapped for exactly this behaviour a while back?

if ATG are doing this in Europe then the CMA needs to know

Considering the colonisation of Mars? Werner Herzog would like a word

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Re: There’s hope yet!

"Ford already does this in the F150"

Many EVs have an external noisemaker for low speeds. A favourite mod is to change the sound away from white noise or "engine" to something like George Jetson's flitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnT1VgeXOF0&list=PLVktvkAOvSGck9O6aJBLqdcitvjXC5j2e

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Re: There’s hope yet!

"A few times I had to set off with extra fuel in the form of two 200 l barrels, in addition to the two fuel tanks already in each of the vehicles, for a total of about 600 litres per vehicle."

Leyland P76? That much might get you from Sydney to Melbourne :)

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Re: There’s hope yet!

Radiators on EVs tend to be needed to cool the circuitry when charging,not when moving - not having a 50kW+ heater upfront helps a lot in hot climates... :)

(remember, an IC engine - AT BEST - is producing 2kW of heat for every 1kW of traction power - and that's ONLY at full load, wide open throttle. it's not at all uncommon for it to be 5-8kW of heat per kW of work produced under nortmal driving conditions

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Re: There’s hope yet!

"Another concern I have (I am happy for it to be proven nothing to worry about or pointers given) is with regards to colder climates."

The standard solution is "webasto" - People who've installed them have found them surprisingly cheap to use as they tend to only be needed for a few minutes at a time

Newer EVs use heat pumps for warming the cabin instead of electric elements

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Re: travel distance

Why buy a car which meets 100% of all possible needs when one costing 50% as much can cover 90% of them and you can hire a vehicle (or fly) for the remaining bits yet still have cas left over? (expecially when factoring in that the one covering 100% of your needs costs 3-5 times as much to run for the 80% requirement than the cheaper vehicle (it's not JUST fuel costs))

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Re: travel distance

"Synthetic LPG."

Where so you get the energy to make sich a substance?

This is the fundamental problem. Yes, it;s easy to transport but once you have the resources to make the stuff why not add some more carbons and make a room-temperatire liquid fuel wihch is easier to transport and doesn't risk Bleves in a crash?

(Motonui did this. It was an economic disaster due to the energy requirements)

How the US attacked Huawei: Former CEO of DocuSign and Ariba turned diplomat Keith Krach tells his tale

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Re: The invisible finger.

Adam Smith knew about cartels and mercantilism

He quite rightly regarded them as anti-capitalist.

In his view capitalism done right benefits all parties involved (including the workers) and he went as far as to say that business had a moral obligation to support its employees

The world moved away from mercantilism at the end of the 19th century precisely _because_ of all the economic damage it causes. The UK reverted to it post WW2 and the USA followed suit in the 1960s. The resulting mess was more or less inevitable..mercantilism _is_ economic warfare which treats business as a zero-sum game with winners and losers. That's not capitalism

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Re: It's not about clean or secure...

1: Chinese labour isnt cheap

2: Huawei's staff are shareholders

3: This has nothing to do with labour laws. "American" equipment is built in China too

4: Huawei have been going hell-for-leather in 5G for a long time and hold a huge patent portfolio worldwide. Even if you don't buy Huawei kit they're still getting significant royalties (which leads into the point that they're cheaper because they don't pay royalties to themselves)

This is mostly about payback to Cisco et al for the back doors we've seen inserted in much of their kit for decades and the USA's fear that it can no longer infiltrate/spy on 3rd country networks using bsckdoors they mandated be installed

"After all" they reason "if we've been doing it, surely China will be doing the same thing too?"

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Re: Why 5G ?

I can show you a number of no coverage areas within 35 miles of Tower Bridge and they're in the heart of the stockbroker commuter belt

I suspect that availability of Starlink will be making BT's Openreach sockpuppet clutch its pearls and demand protection and I further suspect that will happen via a ban on network connectivity not subject to IWF filtering

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Re: Reads like a Hollywood Movie

As Vetinari points out in one of the Discworld stories, in this arena everyone _thinks_ they're the good guys but the truth is that there are only bad people on both sides

Retired engineer confesses to role in sliding Microsoft Bob onto millions of XP install CDs

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Re: Back in the nineties I worked at a software house

"The planning was the most important part not the actual work."

This applies to procurement processes at British universities too - the process is far more important than actually achieving value for money (and the suppliers are fully aware of this - some vendors INCREASE prices over posted retail when you login to place orders)

When even a power-cycle fandango cannot save your Windows desktop

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Re: Training class from 1995...

"Next we will learn how to double click your mouse."

windows3 included minesweeper and solitaire for this purpose (also teaching right clicks)

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Re: sales rep

> she'd call for help, saying her app had "disappeared".

We had a customer like that - she'd ring us up, blaming our techs for eveything under the sun and her programs disappearing as "nobody else touched her computer, so it must be us"

They'd show up, unminimize the program from the desktop, explain what they did (and demonstrate it) and a few days later the pantomime would repeat

About a year later her husband piped up and admitted to minimising her program so he could run solitaire

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Re: Always check everything

with such monitors, a long strip of tape over the controls wasn't such a bad move once the they were set

It was invisible to the user and stopped the things being rotated without _really_ intending to rotate them

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Re: Too Many Stories!

"A sign just lit up saying 'do not press this button again'"

I've been tempted on a number of occasions to make "booby trap" buttons

The other side of this is the idiots who hammer repeatedly on doorbells or other knobs making a nuisance of themselves. I used to solve that issue with a monostable. You got one press per minute and that was it (the fun goes out of it very quickly when you don't get the expected response)

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Re: In defence

Cluesticks should only ever be applied after standing behind the user and asking them to show you what they did to cause or replicate the problem

"Please show me exactly what you're doing" has solved more problems than I care to think about

Billionaire's Pagani Pa-gone-i after teen son takes hypercar out for a drive, trashes it

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Re: Ask any actuary

The main problem with XJ-Ses was that the body would rot around the drivetrain. One of our staff reputedly got into his one day, only to find his seat resting on the tarmac when it stopped moving

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Re: Ask any actuary

"Young male drivers are simply worse drivers."

30 years ago my insurer pointed out that young women are just as bad as young men - and that women have MORE claims then men, but they tend to be slow speed paint scrapers (cheap) vs high kinetic energy events (not cheap)

The single most common insurance claim BY FAR was (and is) "Reversed into another vehicle in a supermarket car park"

Apple now Arm'd to the teeth: MacBook Air and Pro, Mac mini to be powered by custom M1 chips rather than Intel

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Re: Confusing much?

Which is amusing because there were always windows glitches on those things at the time

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Re: third change?

00 01 10 11

That's four

Intel is over GPUs and CPUs – it's all about 'XPUs' now that OneAPI code-abstraction tool is golden

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CUDA is proprietary, Intel's new "thing" is proprietary

OpenCL is not and has been around for a while

Not on your Zoom, not on Teams, not Google Meet, not BlueJeans. WebEx, Skype and Houseparty make us itch. No, not FaceTime, not even Twitch

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take a look at this

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/1/1e/MuppetThemeArches.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111030172459

and not try not to hum the theme song whenever you're in video conferences

GitHub restores DMCA-hit youtube-dl code repo after source patched to counter RIAA's takedown demand

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let's not forget DVD-jon

There are sound reasons for hosting this kind of thing outside the reach of the USA-only DMCA (remember the judge's ruling in that case)

Panic in the mailroom: The perils of an operating system too smart for its own good

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Re: One good thing about cheques

Banks in new Zealand started charging so much to process cheques that most businesses started discouraging them in the 1990s

it started at $2 per cheque deposited (multiply that out by 50 cheques in one transaction) and rapidly climbed from there

China compromised F-35 subcontractor and forced expensive software system rewrite, academic tells MPs

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Re: Breaking Rule #1 of Embedded Development

'was found that the job was assigned to a graduate student who much to everyone's horror turned out to be Chinese'.

Or had a name sounding vaguely chinese, or incorporated libraries written by someone whose name sounded that way

IIRC "chong" has been a surname in the west of the UK for at least 400 years - where those carrying it didn't look asian in the slightest

Let's not forget the USA's policies of internment of both Japanese Americans(ww2) and German Americans (ww1) mostly based on surnames

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Re: Interesting dilemma

believe it or not, it's not just phones that "you own the hardware, but you don't control the device" applies to

The USA retains the "ignition keys" to every F35 sold.

There are rolling codes required to be entered into the flight control computers in order to start the engines and operate the avionics which are keyed to every airframe/engine serial number and are obtained upon request from the Department of State. These codes are valid for a few hours each time

The RAF (as codevelopers of the F35 via BAE) were one of the few air forces which the US was going to sell code generators to, but those plans were axed in the early 2000s in favour of the USA retaining total control over who can fly their F35s today