* Posts by Alan Brown

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Why a detachable cabin probably won’t save your life in a plane crash

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Re: Really?

" And there are many more flaws than just the ones you could be bothered to mention."

Separate pressure vessels and the weight penalties associated with them being the first thing that springs to mind, not to mention that in an engine-out situation a plane is still landable and pyros tend to be unreliable. On top of that, in order to make the tube capable of taking the loads in the video without bending you'd have to make it substantially stronger and therefore much heavier still. Would it get off the ground?

Even light aircraft whole-body parachute recovery systems come with penalties and haven't always saved lives

SpaceX breaks capsule 'chute world record

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Re: Retire parachutes?

> Somehow I wouldn't want to sign the order for 'No, we don't need backup 'chutes any more, our retros are 100% reliable."

You won't need to. Chutes are part of the design as last-ditch backups (retros are used for manouvering, so if they don't work you have enough warning to deploy chutes) and for launch escape use (retros used as an escape rocket until fuel-out, capsule comes down under chutes)

WD notebook drive shipments plummet

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nothing to do with shitty reliability

Yeah right.

People are buying SSDs in huge numbers because they work well and have decent warranties.

As soon as large capacity SSDs are available at reasonable prices, they'll gut the consumer and enterpise spinning enterprise market - that said, I just bought a dozen 4TB SSDs despite the pricing because they were the best fit for the server (we needed low latency access to scratchpad data and they were only 4 times the price of equivalent 2.5 inch "enterprise storage" units)

Noone with any sense will buy WD and Seagate if they don't have to. Not after they both screwed the market over in the aftermath of the Thai floods (5 years later and 2-4TB consumer drives are still more expensive than pre-flood, plus only come with 12 month warranty, vs 5 years pre-flood).

The post-rust storage world is going to look different. Look for one of the large SSD makers to buy up the WD/Seagate names in the end, not the other way around.

Shoebox-sized satellite enters orbit packing 3Mbps radio

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"Really, those things should only ever be put in a very low orbit so they will de-orbit all by themselves in a couple of years at most."

They are.

The ones in higher orbits have much tougher requirements.

Whilst cubesats were originally intended to allow low cost, low orbit, short duration (before burnup) proof-of-concept missions, the form factor and increasing reliability/miniaturisation of space-rated parts means they're a useful tool for higher orbit work.

Higher orbit devices tend to be fitted with ion thrusters to ensure they can be deorbited at end of mission.

The monitor didn't work but the problem was between the user's ears

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Re: The thing is...

"The lead locks in by clamping to the earth pin until the red tab is pulled."

These only prevent the cable being pulled out of the back of the computer. They don't do much about the 13A plug end (that link is hideously overpriced too)

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Re: Office nasty

Taping down the hook switch of a phone is a source of endless amusement when there's an office idiot.

I watched one smash the phone in fustration because it kept ringing after he picked up. He would have had some difficulty explaining it to the boss, except he was the boss.

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We had a client

Who insisted on us sending someone out to "fix" her computer.

Every time we arrived, we'd find the program in question had been minimised and pointed this out when producing the bill and report. She swore blind that it was our fault and she hadn't touched anything - nor did she seem to understand how to restore the program from miminized position.

This went on for several months - eventually her husband admitted to minimising the program so he could run something else. *sigh*

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Re: Old IT joke

" where a user rang support to complain that their internet/vpn/whatever wasn't working"

The classic one back in ISP days was people phoning up to complain the internet wasn't working, to discover that they weren't a customer (in some cases they didn't even have a modem).

Needless to say, this did serve as a marketing opportunity and we ended up doing a lot of (paid for) service calls to people who were customer of other (larger) ISPs because we'd actually get things fixed.

Unlike the local computer stores, that didn't mean "erasing the disk/reinstalling windows and destroying EVERYTHING on the hard drive" (usually masses of non-replaceable stuff such as accounting files and documents) in response to any reported issue.

We billed our own customers $100 a shot to sort that out, producing a report on what had been done, with specific instructions to recover the costs from the "repairer" concerned. After claims against a few of the outfits were upheld in small claims court, the practice rapidly stopped.

Whilst the issue of resetting the credentials was minor, the shops in question had been slagging us off/trying to sell them on another ISP (which paid them a commission for the sale) whilst fucking the customers over data-wise. In the end we were making more money from data/virus recovery services - because we could actually recover data, rather than just reformat/reinstall by rote - than from the actual ISP biz and we gained a bunch of very loyal customers.

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Re: Old IT joke

It may be an old joke, but I have staff who've had to handle this one for real.

People honestly expect that if the phone is working the computer should be too.

Indonesia's dominant telco blocks Netflix

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This block will therefore be an irritant to Netflix

"especially as it's just declared its global rollout more-or-less complete "

Yes... this rollout has me kind of wondering.

I've just returned from Myanmar (Burma), where the fastest domestic connection you can buy is 2Mb/s ADSL, WiMAX or GPON(*) (actually achieving that speed is another matter but you'll be charged USD200/month anyway - the ISPs refuse point blank to divulge the multiplexing ratios), most are 512kb/s and everything IPv4 related is passing through at _LEAST_ 2 layers of NAT before hitting the world.

Netflix doesn't work there. For that matter being in a business office with 2Mb/s connectivity doesn't work that well either when a machine kicks off Windows Updates.

(*) Yes, GPON, as in a real fibre-optic connection, but the maximum speed the ISPs will sell you on it is 4Mb/s (@USD400/month) and getting _real_ (routable) IPv4s will cost you USD$100 apiece and $50/month on top of that. There _is_ 100Mb/s fibre metro ethernet in downtown Yangon - for USD13k/month and again, the ISPs refuse to tell you what usable bandwidth you'll achieve to the Internet outside the country.

Research: By 2017, a third of home Wi-Fi routers will power passers-by

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Re: Leeches

Instead of opting out, all you need to do is use your own router.

Land Rover Defender dies: Production finally halted by EU rules

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Re: Would love a Defender

> I think you'll find that sooner or later the Defender will be built again

I doubt TATA will find sufficient buyers. Airbag and emissions rules are worldwide, not just USA/EU and the Defender can't pass crashtesting rules anyway (it's been grandfathered up to now, but rebasing the production would negate that)

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Re: Just

> The Defender was a utilitarian work horse. It's not supposed to be cruising Chelsea!

Nor is it particularly nice on highways.

One of the reasons $orkplace dumped the (series 2 actually, IIRC) for landcruisers in the early 80s was because the latter didn't handle like pregnant whales on tarmac. The other reason was that whilst landies are generally easy to repair when the motor stops, toyotas tend not to stop in the first place.

As for getting bogged - as a kid in the 70s I saw plenty of landies being pulled out of farm tracks by landcruisers and vice-versa, although the cruisers tended to have enough power to barge through thanks to their 4 litre inline 6 (I know landcruisers came in smaller engine variants but noone with any sense bought those). If you're going to venture onto dodgy ground make sure you know WHAT kind of dodgy ground it is and make bloody sure your winch is working. A couple of land anchors don't go amiss either.

(Then there was the dodgy electrics and the oil leaks all over the carpark - neither of which plagued the toyotas. It's no fun having to try and drive 100 miles back to base from a mountaintop with 1 headlamp out and the other flickering)

ICO says TalkTalk customers need to get themselves a lawyer

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Re: WalkWalk

"They may try a doorstop settlement (letting it go all the way until the day in court),"

They have been.

The danger with that approach is that if the plaintiff wants to, he can insist on getting into court and getting a decision, which given the ICO report is highly likely to go against TT and thereby set guidelines for future cases.

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Re: Hold on a moment

The second exploit was well-known and has been documented for over a decade.

The only "unknown" part was down to the website developers believing their own press releases.

A security audit AFTER the first breach should have found it and a security audit BEFORE the first breach would have avoided the breaches.

TalkTalk CuffCuffs 'ScamScam CrimCrims'

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Re: Only three?

After posting the original comment, a thought occurred to me.

It is entirely possible that the three concerned "just so happen" to be union organisers or similar.

It's an easy way to throw them under a bus and ensure others don't try to step into their shoes.

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Only three?

Seriously.

Considering the scale of TT's security issues and the numbers caught when other Indian centres were investigated, this seems implausibly low.

Perhaps these were the ones who were doing the most blindingly obvious things, like printing off details and walking out the door with them.

Of course, it's no use complaining to TT about the call centres, as such complaints are investigated (ignored) by the call centres. I'm glad I dumped them a few years ago (and my old phone numbers - so the tech support scammers can't find me).

Smartmobe brain maker Qualcomm teases 64-bit ARM server chip secrets

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"So we're in a race to the cellar for cost/compute and watts/compute."

Until 4 years ago I would have said that _anything_ would outclass x86 on the latter, but Intel has been rolling out a continuous set of surprises.

That said, the x86 instruction set is a bloody mess and walking to a clean sheet design would help a lot in terms of going forward. The thing which stops us buying ARM is more inertia (and availability) than actual requirements for binary compatibility (as long as I can put RHEL on them, I'm good to go)

Come on kids, let's go play in the abandoned nuclear power station

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Re: "..for another 300 years or so.."

"In reality the risk from the radiation is small"

EXACTLY.

There's a bigger risk of chemical poisioning from uranium or plutonium than from any kind of radioactives around any functioning nuclear plant (or one being decommissioned)

Terrible infections, bad practices, unclean kit – welcome to hospital IT

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Re: Computer infections

"It really gets me to see standard office desktops in hospitals"

The interesting thing is that there ARE medically-rated PCs, but they cost more, so accountants won't let you buy 'em.

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Re: A doctor writes...

"When I informed the hospital's information governance office, they didn't know this connection existed"

Par for the course

"I was told this is how they do it at 30+ other hospitals in England "

THIS should trigger a forensic investigation to find out how widespread the issue is and how to shut it down, permnanently.

If you can't buy bootleg gear online in New York, this may be why

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Re: Possibly...

> Just because something is on the internet, and cheap, does not mean it's "real".

Just because it's the same price as the genuine article (or only slightly cheaper) doesn't mean it's real either.

BT dismisses MPs' calls to snap off Openreach as 'wrong-headed'

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Re: Privatisation

I lived through privatisation in New Zealand.

We _had_ similar problems to UK users, although the party lines were targetted ruthlessly for elimination.

When the Post Office Telecoms department was turned into a State Owned Enterprise (and broken up into multiple operating companies under head office), the first thing they did was eliminate most of the middle management - end result usually being that when you applied for a phone line, you'd get home and find dialtone, or a man preparing to dig up the footpath to run a cable.

It was also profitable.

Everything went to pot when ideologically driven sales resulted in the SOE being sold off. All infrastructure projects got cancelled, plans to dump short-distance toll zones were axed along with plans to majorly drop LD charges(*) and all the operating companies were repaidly remerged into one body. what followed was 20 years of flagrant market abuse (which is why NZ is held up as the poster child for how not to private your telcos). Based around the telco being secure in its belief that as 40% of what traded on the NZSE, plus the single largest investment the NZ govt had in its pension schemes, they were too big to tangle with (and they were, effectively dictating telecommunications policy, despite a "hostile environment" being cited time and time again by external outfits which declined to set foot in NZ)

One of the telling things when the NZ government finally couldn't ignore the problem any longer and moved to curb the telco was that TCNZ attempted to sell the BT/Openreach model, preemptively creating divisions.

The NZ regulators studied what had happened in the UK, realised the extent of market abuse BT has been perpetrating and made any further broadband funding contingent on the breakup of the companies.

The EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS were raised against breaking up TCNZ (Spark/Chorus) as BT is making now, down to the pension liabilities and Openreach not being viable. In the end it's the Openreach side which is robustly healthy(*), whilst the old dialtone company is in serious trouble.

(*) And so is the market. Chorus (NZ's Openreach) sells copper/fibre/duct access to all comers at the same rate, actively seeks out customers instead of hiding and without the dead hand of head office dictating anticompetitive behaviour, things get fixed or installed quickly, no matter who the customer is.

The real irony is that Spark (the old dialtone company) is loudly griping that Chorus charges too much for lines, despite the (govt regulated) figures being based on what was provided pre-breakup, substantially lower than what non-TCNZ customers were paying pre-breakup and the very same company was whining that the proposed line charge figures were too low, pre-breakup.

One caveat though: The NZ regulator has been tough on line charges and may have recently pushed them too low to be sustainable, although it's more likely that they've pushed them out of being "comfortably profitable". They're also strongly encouraging move to fibre everywhere.

Arista slaps Cisco with countersuit in network hardware row

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Re: Welcome to the change of management Arista

Cisco is certainly panicing.

It was clear from the way they behaved when they realised they were about to lose a purchase of core networking kit at $orkplace. The best they could offer was FUD - and a last-minute attempt to "match pricing" which upon analysis had a lifetime cost twice the price of the competition (instead of 5 times as much) for kit which wasn't as capable as the competition.

Where Cisco _really_ gouge customers is on anciliaries: 1Gb-SX SFP: $6 generic part, or $125 if it's got a cisco label and EEPROM tag on it, built by the same manufacturer

Boeing just about gives up on the 747

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Pima

If you visit Pima, make sure to visit the other museum location at the Titan missile silo.

BOTH are well worth the time.

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Re: Airbus?

1: There are lots of long thin routes across the pacific.

2: 15 of the world's 20 largest airports are saturated, with that expected to get worse in the next 20 years.

the A380 is significantly cheaper (about 40%) per seat-mile than the 747s it replaces, but slightly more expensive than a B777 - the difference as above being that you can sell more spaces to those with more money than sense and/or fly heavier cargo below-decks over longer distances.

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Re: "They claimed that (...) there would be no demand for large aircraft like the A380"

"I read in Flight about a year ago that the A380 had hit break even at something like 180 orders"

Breakeven is expressed in multiple ways, depending which accountant you listen to and how you want to present the numbers.(*)

~180 units is the breakeven point for tooling up. The required sales units are a lot higher for the $25B R&D costs (Airbus admits that it may never make that back as it requires over 700 units), but as some of that is applicable to future designs, they can be spread out over a longer period.

(*) Management/accounting translation: "Profit" = profit. "Profit before taxes" = loss. "Loss" == staggering loss.

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"Oh and Airbus pulled themselves out of the running to replace the VC25A, must have decided it was more hassle than it was worth."

Airbus specifically stated that it didn't make economic sense to build 3 custom aircraft in the USA (US-made being a key procurement requirement)

That leaves the choice of supplier to be Boeing or Boeing. Whether that is a wise choice is something only time will tell.

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Noise

Ditto - the A340 is much quieter than any model 747 and the A380 is the only aircraft I've been able to have a conversation onboard without having to raise my voice (in fact, the only aircraft I'd ever consider earplugs to be almost superfluous in)

They're also the quietest aircraft flying over my house (not far from heathrow) on the way in or out.

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Re: Interesting

Big twins have taken over the pax market, but quads have both higher tonnage ratings and can go much further at MTOW than the twins (taking a 777 up to MTOW with cargo cuts the range by ~25% over a pax-only load)

The primary reason the 747 isn't selling as freighters because nothing is selling new as freighters - even the A380F hasn't sold any units - You can buy an old 747-400 and convert it to freighter for less than half the price of a new 747-8F, so it's not hard to see why Evergreen is doing a roaring trade in doing just that.

This might change in future but in the current climate of cheap oil and a world economy which has been fragile for the last 16-17 years, noone in their right mind is going to take a new plane when it has to fly for over a decade to make up the cost difference over a conversion.

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Re: So long old friend

Spares are easy to find because there are so many old ones in the boneyards.

It's worth going to Tucson simply to see the military and civilian stuff laid out over the desert there.

Thought you were safe from the Fortinet SSH backdoor? Think again

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that would be the same fortinet...

which tried to pass off Linux as its own work.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/29/fortinet_settles_gpl_lawsuit/

If they tried to pull that kind of stunt once, what gives you reason to ever think they're ever trustworthy?

Boeing builds British Airways 787 Dreamliner in 4 minutes

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Painted tails

All presold Boeings and Airbusses have the tails painted during preassembly - the reason supposedly being that they can be properly balanced that way - but it's certainly good for PR too.

Whitetails end up taking more time in the paint shop when sold, or they make _very_ sure there's no paint added to the rudder - bear in mind that paint jobs tend not to be symetric and there's a few hundred kg of mass involved.

R&D into blown surfaces for the rudder means that tailfins might end up being substantially smaller than they currently are (they are as large as they are to provide sufficient control during engine-outs, at cost of substantial drag penalty) and hopefully easier to dynamically balance during normal operations.

CMA to review BT whinge over superfast broadband price setting

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@gadgetman:

No, they don't. There is no such company as BT Openreach. It's not even operated as a seperate entity internally. _everything_ about it is smoke and mirrors.

This is why New Zealand forced a 100% split between the line and dialtone sides of the incumbent telco (One of the few things they did right. Up to 2011, NZ was a poster child of how NOT to privatise your state-owned telco. Post 2011 the market is transformed thanks to preventing the incumbent pulling the crap that BT still does.)

Gov must hire 'thousands' of techies to rescue failing projects

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"Good luck. In my department we've struggled to hire anyone over the last four years. The two or three people have come in and then left after two years"

1: Departments refuse to hire people who can actually do the jobs well

2: Departments refuse to pay them at appropriate levels, because they would mean they're earning more than management.

Thousands fled TalkTalk after gigantic hack, confirm researchers

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Re: They are rubbish

"Take your complaint to the Communications Ombudsman. They aren't usually quick, but they usually deliver"

It's the "not quick" part that's the killer. The ombudsman is slower than a month of wet sundays with no internet.

You're not required to take the ombudsman route. Small claims is faster - and you can still make a complaint to the ombudsman to force an apology out of them, etc.

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Re: They are rubbish

As others have noted, the person you speak to has no authority to make changes to billing.

A small claims filing works wonders at focussing their attention though. TT are well-known for settling as soon as the paperwork lands on their doorstep or if they hold out, on the courtroom steps.

TalkTalk outage: Dial M for Major cockup

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Re: Gone but not forgotten

"Oddly they're still taking my money too. I'm working up a suitably irritated tirade to email to Harding"

Don't bother.

Small claims filings are fast, cheap and TT will get to pay all the costs. (taking money after the contract ends is fraud by deception and they don't want to be slapped with that charge)

You DO NOT have any legal compulsion to deal with their call centre or the ombudsman after leaving and all either will achieve is to waste your time and raise your blood pressure.

You SHOULD write a strongly worded complaint to your bank if TT manage to take anything more once the DD has been rescinded.

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Contract breach

Ms Harding can make all the (legally suspect) claims she wants.

The reality is that if the company is materially in breach of contract and try to force you to stay, a small claims filing will make them run away very quickly.

They DO NOT want legal precedents being made. In general this means they settle "at the courtroom door" rather than face the possibility of a judge making a decision which goes against them.

And of course, the possiblity now exists for customers to start a class action, thanks to recent UK law changes.

EE, O2, Giffgaff, BT Mobile customers cut off as mobile networks fail

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Re: Hmmm...

"some of our customers"

Being a number greater than one and less than "all of them"

Of course, many telcos confuse "some" with "all" too.

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Re: Cause

People need to do a refresh of watching "Brazil" - bearing in mind that all the explosions and other carnage blamed on terrorists in the movie were actually caused by decrepit equipment and shonky practices (the guy who actually fixed things was also branded as a terrorist)

It's becoming uncomfortably true - those exploding pavements in London being one example.

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Re: You guys have

I like TalkTalk...

...as far away from my networks as possible, thanks.

Lights out! Newbie IT manager's dark basement trip

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Re: Ah Diesel Generators

If it's worth installing ONE diesel genny, it's worth installing TWO diesel gennies. (and 2 fuel tanks, so you don't get stupidity as described above).

Split tankage is a no-brainer for long-term fuel storage. Whoever signed off on a single tank should be introduced to Mr RedHot Poker.

Three-years-late fit-to-work IT tool will cost taxpayers £76m

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Re: Good joke!

"During the 2 years I was there the job centre was haemorhaging staff who simply couldn't deal with constant strain/trauma of making life-destroying decisions based on edicts from above."

Lack of union coverage being rife at job centres by any chance?

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Re: Good joke!

"JCP staff are NOT "sanction happy'' - their POLITICAL MASTERS are sanction happy"

However their masters may be, the staff would be a lot more careful if they faced personal legal liability for bad decisions.

The results of that caution would be between them and their masters but the words "constructive dismissal" are enough to scare most accountants.

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Re: Whaaat?

The problem with encouraging those who have spare rooms to move to smaller accommodation is that all the smaller accommodation(*) is occupied by young professional couples who can't afford to move to larger digs.

(*) originally constructed as pensioner flats and then sold off under right to buy.

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Re: Whaaat?

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

BT and Openreach: Splitsville or not? We'll not find out till Feb – at the earliest

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Not OFCOM

The competition commission could trivially step in and declare BT to be a monopolist and order a split.

Ofcom need to be kept out of commercial/antimonopolist regulation. There are better-suited agencies which have sharper teeth. Ofcom have shown themselves to be useless at dealing with anticompetitive activities. No great surprise when you realise that people come from and go back into the comms industry, so they're looking to ensure a fat paycheque later on.

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Re: The important question...

No, it would not put Virgin out of business.

It would free Openreach to sell/lease duct space to Virgin and dark fibre to all comers.

Look at what happened in New Zealand. Once the dead hand of the telco was removed from the handbrake, the infra company was able to sell to anyone and promptly did so, resulting in it being a robustly healthy company in a healthy market with the former owners not doing so well.

American cable giants go bananas after FCC slams broadband rollout

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Re: Comcast and Co disagree

Power companies and railroads both run extensive comma networks for their own use and sell capacity to third parties as well.

The cost of dropping fibre into a trench beside power line adds negligible extra cost and a lot of outfits are already doing it anyway. The bigger problem in the USA is legislated local monopolies - ie, potential competitors are prohibited from attempting to provide dial tone or broadband services by local ordinances or state rules.