* Posts by Alan Brown

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Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

Alan Brown Silver badge

"If you can't pay attention when driving at 20mph, perhaps it would be safer to take your license away."

the vast majority of human drivers can't pay attention at any speed.

Our bar for getting a license _and keeping it_ is quite low. It's even lower in many parts of the world.

One of the more interesting consequences of viable automated driving will be insurance companies requiring that drivers pass more stringent tests and regularly retake them to keep their premiums down. At some point that will become licensing policy - and it wouldn't be at all difficult to see 20-30% of the current driving population not even bothering to learn to drive. The vast majority of drivers do it because they have to, not because they want to.

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"was on a two lane motorway when a breakdown truck towing a van decided to overtake a lorrry"

It's _illegal_ for a heavy vehicle to be in the right-most lane of a motorway - which means in a two-lane situation they're not allowed to pass.

Dashcam footage can and has resulted in convictions for the drivers.

The Dutch have cameras on all the twolane sections of their motorways. HGvs which pass on them are spotted and sent $LARGE_FINE by post.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: It appears from the article that Mr. Wolmar is a railway enthusiast...

"who pays the road tax if no-one owns cars?"

For the most part, "who cares?"

Road tax (as in car registration VED) nets about £5 billion per year.

FUEL taxes (excise duty, various taxes and VAT) net something around £75-80 billion per year.

Maintaining the roading system costs £25-£35 billion/year depending who you listen to.

All that bluster about ringfencing VED for roads was misdirection. If that had been done the government could have kept its promise and _still_ reduced what it paid out in maintenance.

It also brings up another important point: Fuel taxes are a significant income for the exchequer. As soon as alternative fuels start harming that income the taxation will be transferred onto those alternatives somehow (either milage charges or mandatory fees per kWh used for transportation purpose).

Many years ago people who had CNG cars would invest in compression rigs that could "charge up" their car from the gas supply at home for about 1/4 the price of CNG on the forecourt. That was eventually curtailed. In a similar manner, if you're making your own biofuel there's a 2000 litre/year limit after which you must pay excise duty of 45p/litre on EVERY litre produced (not just the amount over 2000 litres).

e-fuels excise will likely be rated in the same way (2000 litre-equivalent exemption per household, then a large bill arrives)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: It appears from the article that Mr. Wolmar is a railway enthusiast...

"If we eliminate that from the equation, then an autonomous taxi service suddenly becomes dirt cheap. Like, public transport cheap. "

And, given that a 10 ton bus carrying 40 passengers does 1000+ times as much road damage as 40 cars carrying 1 passenger you're likely to see a blending of services happening very quickly.

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Re: It's too Black and White

"Taxi's are inconvenient and expensive."

The most expensive part is the driver. As soon as self-driving cars can eliminate them the cost of taking a taxi will probably be less than that of maintaining your own car.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: My stuff

" It's been thrown/left in there the last time it was needed ready for when it might be needed again."

What you need is a thing your aunt gave you which you don't have any idea what it does but you can't get rid of it.

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Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

"The driver clearly would not contemplate the possibility of putting a wheel on the verge"

Most of them won't contemplate being closer than 3 feet from the verge, or having less than 3 feet clearance - which is a problem on a road less than 15 feet wide.

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Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

"Honestly, the whole "Holborn problem" as expounded here is fraught with unstated assumptions. "

Exactly. It's an extremely simplistic, rigidly thought scenario.

By the way, don't try arguing with a donkey and cart. After obstructing it for a while the donkey _will_ push you out of the way.

Cars only hurt if they nudge you at more than 2mph or they run over your feet.

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Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

" In those areas there is one overlord - the pedestrian. "

Legally on UK roads (other than motorway regulated ones), the same priorities apply.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

"a Audi twat mobile... actually stopped when faced with a large puddle and waited for me to pass, so they could go round it"

Around these parts, some of those puddles conceal 6-8 inch deep potholes. It was rather funny seeing white van man beach himself in one recently.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

"In fact the passenger in the car would yell at the kids and the on-board video cameras would record their activity as evidence."

This is an easily solved problem in any case. The car would simply need to push ahead at 1-2mph and stop if it detected a bump, the same as humans do.

Anyone who's ever driven through a flock of sheep or mob of cattle knows this one.

Audio tweaked just 0.1% to fool speech recognition engines

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Re: Just like human senses

"We also lose the ability to recognize even faces we know if enough cues disappear."

All it takes for most people is a different haircut.

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Re: So, it's crap?

'If a system can be "fooled" in this way, it's probably not doing it right.'

Humans can be trivially fooled into mishearing things

(Excuse me while I kiss this guy, We built this city on sausage rolls, We're calling a trout, Le freak c'est sheep, I'll never leave your pizza burning)

They can also be relatively easily fooled into misidentifying the speaker.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Speech recognition

Try "Mmm, yes. Special we are" played backwards.

As far as the stegenography in audio is concerned:

This kind of thing is due to having far too high a dynamic range on the listener as well as too wide a bandwidth. Injecting synthetic masking noise would nobble the hidden speech detection (and also kills off false google/siri/cortana/alexa hits) and filtering to 300-3000Hz (actually only 300-1500Hz is all you'd need) would probably improve accuracy.

You only need 12dB of dynamic range to handle intelligible speech (That's why 12dB SINAD used to be the squelch point in landmobile systems). Old style Telephony LD circuits used to only have about 40dB

Ecuador tried to make Julian Assange a diplomat

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: It's a weird world...

"Er... no... we're having him for skipping bail because we can't just have everyone do that."

The standard punishment for a first time bail offender is a smack in the wrist and being told not to do it again.

If Asshat was to get bird or other punishments, then he'd have ground for appeal due to political interference.

Elon Musk lowers his mighty erection for test firing: Falcon Heavy preps for maiden voyage

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Re: Anyone who has ever played KSP...

"Equally unfortunately in RL there is no "Revert" option..."

There is, but it's pricey.

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Re: putting a fueling station into orbit

if anyone sets up a Space Hotel, they'd better install defences against Vermicious Knids.

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No payloads for this rocket

.... YET .....

The thing which has been holding back the size of geostationary birds has been lifting capacity.

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Re: Probably not going anywhere near Mars

"So Musk is putting a bloody big piece of space junk out there"

It's somewhat smaller than the pieces of junk we already know of in that zone.

PC lab in remote leper colony had wrong cables, no licences, and not much hope

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Re: Incompentent or Deliberate - you choose

"...donating their broken old tat to schools..."

We make a point of NOT donating our old crap for this reason.

Ice cliffs found on Mars and NASA says they’re a tap for astronauts

Alan Brown Silver badge

Drinking that water

"it takes energy to melt it."

People don't realise how much energy is involved.

It takes as much energy to melt ice (convert from ice to water at 0C) as it does to heat that water to 85C afterwards.

Collecting it is the easy part.

Intel to Qualcomm and Microsoft: Nice x86 emulation you've got there, shame if it got sued into oblivion

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Re: Tough Times at Santa Clara

So far when you crank up the ARM clock to match x86 speeds the power goes up to match them too.

Intel's been staving off ARM for some time by concentrating on power consumption but sooner or later they're going to lose.

Carphone Warehouse cops £400k fine after hack exposed 3 MEEELLION folks’ data

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Re: GDPR

"I'll be amazed if the actual fines are anywhere near the potential maximum."

A few $LARGE ones will give the big players pause for thought though. £400k is in the noise.

Beer hall putz: Regulator slaps northern pub over Nazi-themed ad

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Re: re Barmaids in skimpy lederhosen

"You should probably also include some Herren in lederhosen"

Someone pass the mind bleach,

Mystery surrounds fate of secret satellite slung by SpaceX

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Re: ... Have you read "On the beach"?

The film (either version) isn't as good as the book.

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Re: ... the threat of a nuclear exchange between the US and North Korea

The Chinese have put up with Fat Boy Kim and his daddy for years, but it's mostly been "tolerated" - remember the Norks are a creation of Stalin.

The real threat that the chinese will be worried about is that of 11 million starving refugees heading north if the NK government collapses. That threat also seems to be one of the reasons they keep sending any escapees back (ie, KimBo saying "if you don't, we'll send a lot more")

It's going to be interesting what happens with the latest round of UN embargoes. China cut off power and oil supplies for 4 months a few years back but resumed them when it was clear the Pyongyang kleptocracy was taking everything and letting the peasants starve/freeze to death. If there's a refugee wave as a result of these embargos they have legitimate cause to ask the world to help out.

CCTV commish: Bring all surveillance systems under code of practice

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Re: ANPR

It's used in car parks for time tracking and in service stations everywhere to identify driveaways (or driveaway risks).

What they tell you is that these private, standalone ANPR readers are usually feeding into the police national databases as extra tracking points on top of the official ones.

UK exam chiefs: About the compsci coursework you've been working on. It means diddly-squat

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Re: Put a lot of effort into something that'll never see the light of day ?

"the person that was recruited to create it left the job to work in waste management."

That'll be the one who was lighting fires in the dumpsters? :)

With WPA3, Wi-Fi will be secure this time, really, wireless bods promise

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Re: Will this require new hardware?

There's a lot of older kit with hardwired wifi onboard.

If WPA3 can't be run on existing WPA2-capable kit then we're going to be looking at the same 15 year overlap seen between WEP and WPA

Alan Brown Silver badge

"It's standard for some hotel chains and conference venues."

Only for those who like $600k fines (USA - Mariott and Smart CIty) or criminal prosecution (UK - computer misuse act as well as Ofcom). It's the same across most of Europe.

All you need to do stateside is notify the FCC. They've been pretty good at stomping on this behaviour.

Alan Brown Silver badge

"If you do that, your own kit performs de-auth against any nearby clients trying to join those networks, which results in only "your" networks working and everything else literally disconnecting for everyone within seconds."

If anyone complains to Ofcom (or the FCC if you're in the USA) you'll find yourself in for a world of hurting. It's classified as deliberate interference and penalised as such.

If they're spoofing your SSIDs then it'll probably squeak past the lawyers but actively interfering with anything else is on extremely dodgy (and expensive) ground. Ask the Marriott chain about that.

(I have the wifi network here setup to log those SSIDs in use and reconfigure the network so that nearby access points jump to other channels. After that it's a matter of taking a walk to the location and having 'a quiet chat' with whoever's operating the rogue AP - which is almost always a phone unintentionally left in tethering mode.)

In the UK, DEAUTH attacks additionally fall under the Computer Misuse Act, which has a lot more teeth than Ofcom. As the admin, I really wouldn't want to risk personal prosecution for activating that "feature" on our APs.

Surveillance law slip-up in sight for staff stalking citizens on socials

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Re: Saying that .....

"that's why they make a big deal when on the very few and far between occasions they catch one."

New Zealand rolled out a system which linked up banks, the inland revenue and the welfare departments to try and catch benefit cheats. It cost $200million to rollout.

The claim was that it would save $500 million per year.

The reality was that it found about $75 miillion in fraud and 4 out of 5 cases were committed by welfare department staff.

It also found that around $500million in benefit entitlements were NOT being claimed.

NZ and UK society are similar (even the xenophobia is similar) and I wouldn't be at all surprised to find the same thing happening here.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Saying that .....

"dole scroungers on disability benefit who go snowboarding whilst being unable to walk"

The number of these that exist is statistically so small as to be nonexistent - time and again the costs of the people hired to investigate such claims (or drug use amongst beneficiaries) has been proven to be higher than the money saved in detecting them.

There are something like 20,000 people investigating what may be as much as £500 million in benefit fraud, yet only 1500 investigating £70 billion in tax fraud/tax evasion. What does that tell you about priorities?

And for what it's worth the entire disabilities and unemployment budget is about £10billion (less than 5% of the budget), whilst pensions account for more than 2/3 (68%) as a direct cost, with pensioner perks (fuel allowance, council housing, free travel, etc) accounting for another 5-7% (yes, more than the unemployment/disability benefits in pensioner perks/vote bribes)

Baby boomers are only just starting to retire. The peak will be in another 5-7 years and by 2025 pensions are likely to account for 80% of the country's budget. Remind me how going after a few benefit cheats is going to make this sustainable?

'I knew the company was doomed after managers brawled in a biker bar'

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: It's all fun and games until someone's toes freeze solid and shatter,

"Tried that many years ago with some dry ice: v disappointing just produced a few bubbles."

My chemistry teacher tossed a pound of sodium wrapped in newspaper into the school swimming pool.

The hydrostatic shock cracked the pool so badly it was eventually filled in, concreted over and turned into a bike parking area. In the other direction, the splash hit the second floor of a classroom block 30 metre away and made it rain on the far side of the science block that was next to the pool.

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Re: It's all fun and games until someone's toes freeze solid and shatter,

> town gas (coal gas)

Which was mostly hydrogen with a bit of carbon monoxide thrown in for lethality.

WordPress captcha plugin on 300,000 sites had a sneaky backdoor

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Re: So, the "rebranding" excuse was BS...

"As excuses go, this was rather too plausible, and not- it now appears- the real reason."

And unlike you, most people who use the plugin don't read The Register.

Hot chips crashed servers, but were still delicious

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Power Cables...

(latching IEC cables)

Unfortunately these don't hold the plug in, but they do stop stuff coming out of the back of the computer.

You can get PDUs with latching IEC sockets too:

http://integra-pdu.co.uk/click-lock-pdu/

There are also friction sleeves for PDU C13 sockets to stop them popping out (APC ones are terrible for this) - https://www.tripplite.com/c14-plug-lock-insert-for-c13-outlets-blue~PLC13BL/ - they're a bitch to use but they do stop accidental unplugging and they're cheap.

Click-locks grab onto the earth pin and don't require a special plug or other malarky like virtually every other kind of locking connector does. They can be pulled out without releasing the grip, but it takes a hell of a pull. http://www.ieclock.com/videos/?slug=how-it-works--iec-lock-outlets

These really are bloody useful when fitted to a PDU in the back of a rack or other cramped enclosure. It's just a pity you can't get locking 13A UK sockets.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the data centre temp's delightful

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: "Its a pity the Sun systems in the article didnt do that."

"I've seen very few admins turn on these protections"

Which is a shame, because mrtg monitoring of system temperature can frequently show problems starting to happen before they knock things over (eg: fan failures, where the fans aren't monitorable).

In a pinch I've resorted to using HDD SMART temperature reporting.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: ( @ John Riddoch)

"Afterwards, I told the management that I'd never work in those conditions again."

Sometimes it's better to say the conditions are unworkable at the outset.

After you've finished, they won't pay you extra.

Alan Brown Silver badge

"I'd hate to have had to work in that kind of heat...."

A long time ago as an apprentice, I fairly regularly ended up in house ceiling spaces running cables (the "boy" always does this stuff, mainly because he can fit through the manhole that the average electrician's gut precludes).

Steel roofing, summer days and insulation below usually meant the ambient temperature was in excess of 50C + a blasting space heater above you. Being fibreglass wool insulation for the most part, stripping down to shorts and tshirt was not advisable, it was bad enough getting it between skin and coveralls. In low pitched roofs there was often only 2 feet of space to work in and touching the roof on the inside, even through the waterproofing, meant blisters.

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Re: @Alan Brown

> 336 calories to melt 1 gram of ice at 0deg C

(actually 334 joules/79.5 calories)

79.5 calories later, you have water at 0C

> 1 calorie to raise 1 gram of water by 1 degree C

(which is more or less right)

what happens when you put in 334 joules/79.5 calories to 1g of water at 0C ?

As for BTU, the only time you see that used in the UK is in adverts derived from US equipment. All our suppliers use kW (latent and sensible)

TalkTalk banbans TeamTeamviewerviewer againagain

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Re: Not related to NN, no matter how much you want it to be

"Remind me again why an ISP shouldn't be allowed to control what goes through its network."

Because people buy internet service.

When the ISP is blocking services which compete with its internal offerings, then customers can go elsewhere. Except across vast tracts of the USA, where there is no "elsewhere" to buy from.

The problem with breaching Net Neutrality is that everything is interconnected on a trust basis and if ISPs start restricting things, the whole model falls apart rapidly, leading to a Balkanisation of the Internet and severely eroding its utility.

(ie: It might seem like a good idea to the beancounters or marketers, but the long term commercial damage vastly exceeds the short term profit taking)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Shall we block email too?

"And just to be safe, perhaps we should add DNS to the list..."

ISPs _could_ redirect all port 53 requests to their own servers to prevent people circumventing their blocks. Just be glad they don't (yet).

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Talk-Talk Customers

"I always enjoy telling them I would not touch TT with a bargepole."

I prefer telling them I wouldn't touch TT with someone else's bargepole. Loudly enough that other people can hear it.

Then again I'm the guy who loudly tells High street chuggers fo fuck off and stop pestering people.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Begs the question(s) ...

"The US is wondering what the lack of Net Neutrality leads to"

This (and at least here in the UK you have the option of going to another provider)

MADISON RIVER: In 2005, North Carolina ISP Madison River Communications blocked the voice-over-internet protocol (VOIP) service Vonage. Vonage filed a complaint with the FCC after receiving a slew of customer complaints. The FCC stepped in to sanction Madison River and prevent further blocking, but it lacks the authority to stop this kind of abuse today.

COMCAST: In 2005, the nation’s largest ISP, Comcast, began secretly blocking peer-to-peer technologies that its customers were using over its network. Users of services like BitTorrent and Gnutella were unable to connect to these services. 2007 investigations from the Associated Press, the Electronic Frontier Foundation and others confirmed that Comcast was indeed blocking or slowing file-sharing applications without disclosing this fact to its customers.

TELUS: In 2005, Canada’s second-largest telecommunications company, Telus, began blocking access to a server that hosted a website supporting a labor strike against the company. Researchers at Harvard and the University of Toronto found that this action resulted in Telus blocking an additional 766 unrelated sites.

AT&T: From 2007–2009, AT&T forced Apple to block Skype and other competing VOIP phone services on the iPhone. The wireless provider wanted to prevent iPhone users from using any application that would allow them to make calls on such “over-the-top” voice services. The Google Voice app received similar treatment from carriers like AT&T when it came on the scene in 2009.

WINDSTREAM: In 2010, Windstream Communications, a DSL provider with more than 1 million customers at the time, copped to hijacking user-search queries made using the Google toolbar within Firefox. Users who believed they had set the browser to the search engine of their choice were redirected to Windstream’s own search portal and results.

MetroPCS: In 2011, MetroPCS, at the time one of the top-five U.S. wireless carriers, announced plans to block streaming video over its 4G network from all sources except YouTube. MetroPCS then threw its weight behind Verizon’s court challenge against the FCC’s 2010 open internet ruling, hoping that rejection of the agency’s authority would allow the company to continue its anti-consumer practices.

PAXFIRE: In 2011, the Electronic Frontier Foundation found that several small ISPs were redirecting search queries via the vendor Paxfire. The ISPs identified in the initial Electronic Frontier Foundation report included Cavalier, Cogent, Frontier, Fuse, DirecPC, RCN and Wide Open West. Paxfire would intercept a person’s search request at Bing and Yahoo and redirect it to another page. By skipping over the search service’s results, the participating ISPs would collect referral fees for delivering users to select websites.

AT&T, SPRINT and VERIZON: From 2011–2013, AT&T, Sprint and Verizon blocked Google Wallet, a mobile-payment system that competed with a similar service called Isis, which all three companies had a stake in developing.

VERIZON: In 2012, the FCC caught Verizon Wireless blocking people from using tethering applications on their phones. Verizon had asked Google to remove 11 free tethering applications from the Android marketplace. These applications allowed users to circumvent Verizon’s $20 tethering fee and turn their smartphones into Wi-Fi hot spots. By blocking those applications, Verizon violated a Net Neutrality pledge it made to the FCC as a condition of the 2008 airwaves auction.

AT&T: In 2012, AT&T announced that it would disable the FaceTime video-calling app on its customers’ iPhones unless they subscribed to a more expensive text-and-voice plan. AT&T had one goal in mind: separating customers from more of their money by blocking alternatives to AT&T’s own products.

VERIZON: During oral arguments in Verizon v. FCC in 2013, judges asked whether the phone giant would favor some preferred services, content or sites over others if the court overruled the agency’s existing open internet rules. Verizon counsel Helgi Walker had this to say: “I’m authorized to state from my client today that but for these rules we would be exploring those types of arrangements.” Walker’s admission might have gone unnoticed had she not repeated it on at least five separate occasions during arguments.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Hmmmm

"As can Dido."

Um...... no. Ew.

Ofcom sees off legal threat over 5G auction terms

Alan Brown Silver badge

"BT and EE sit on loads of spectrum because they were the ones who spent big at the last big sale."

Nothing to do with that merger resulting in previously separate ownerships becoming combined use then?

Spectral holding limits are there to ensure a fair and equitable market. Not only should operators be restricted as to how much they can hold, it should be allocated on a use it or lose it basis.

Ghostery, uBlock lead the anti-track pack

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Re: OTOH

" But until the size, positioning, total on-page space and allowed content are severely restricted"

Amen.

There's nothing like jumping out of your skin because of a LOUD web banner ad taking over the speakers to convince people that ad blockers are a good idea.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Ghost redirects.

"makes me wonder how much this invisible redirect practice is going on"

A lot. It's regarded as link piracy and some sites check their referrers to try and stop it.