Paid for stating the obvious...
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9 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2008
... the gear is just too expensive and that counts for a lot. Don't get me wrong, I've got a Mac and really like it, but I also have to put fuel in the car, heat the house and occasionally eat.
In the current climate, spending £800+ on a Macbook (before anyone pipes up - I don't count the lowest spec model - who apart from apple sells a machine without a DVD burner!!??!), seems daft when you can pick up a cheap lappy for £300. And for most people - at the end of the day - it's the numbers that matter.
Come on!!!!!!!! Let's do this right - let's get ID cards implemented so that everyone can have their identity 'shared'.
Wouldn't it be great to nip down your local dodgy boozer, 'ave a word wiv the shady bloke in the corner:
You: Now then mate, what have you got for me?
Bloke: Well, I can do ya a Brown for a ton, we have a special on Darlings this week, £80.
You: Cool, I'll take a Darling and a Brown for the missus.
Bloke: Done.
And courtesy of your government you too can say: "Tonight Michael I'm going to be....!"
Great eh?
We're all shagged.