Translating the Grauniad?
Blimee, that's one impressive translation engine if it can handle the Grauniad!
2672 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
Blimee, that's one impressive translation engine if it can handle the Grauniad!
Everything is so nice and shiny within the distortion field isn't it.
I value useful features such as translation over a pretty icon any day.
I know, he actually built something and patented it... Imagine that, actually doing something with the patent you own instead of using it as a blocker.
Why did nobody else find this when trying to invalidate Apple patents? Well just look at the huge volume of patents involved. The US patent office seem to do very little indeed, just cash the cheque and say "Yup". IIRC the process in the UK involves an initial search, during which point invalid applications should be rejected.
- Comparing the new machine to the BBC Micro Model A - released the previous December - Sinclair said: "It's obvious at a glance that the design of the Spectrum is more elegant. What may not be so obvious is that it also provides more power."
IIRC, several of Sir Clive's adverts had him dragged across the advertising standards authority coals by Acorn?
"But then the question becomes where did RNA come from?"
It dripped from his noodly appendage.
I thought everyone knew that.
Robotic muscle powered legs wrapped round your back?
Sounds like a quick route to a wheelchair!
At last, conclusive proof that not turning off your electronic device could cause the aircraft to crash... If you happen to be the captain... and a moron...
Sounds like a light leak between the LCD backlight and the metering system inside the case. Nasty.
Not something you'd expect from a £3K camera... Then again, I'm a Nikon boy.
Plenty of fun places in the UK.
Lady Hole (quite a few of those IIRC)
Cocking in Hampshire
Twatt in the Orkneys
If you're hungry there's always North Curry in Somerset, which is just round the corner from Fivehead wood - Oooh err!
Although one of my favourites is Booby Twin Road, which is in Andover, not far from Norway... So yes, it's in the states.
That wouldn't have been in Essex by any chance was it?
If so, then I remember that night well too. I was staggering home from a few too many with the guys (back in the days when the beer scooter still worked) and every police car in the country went flying past me. It was only the next day I found out why.
Thank you Robert, I got mod-hammered anyway.
Glad I'm not the only one who has read beyond the headline definitions in the dictionary:
4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: e.g. the rape of the countryside.
I was just wondering why my post got the mod hammer... It's a common phrase round my way for maxing a connection big time.
Goddam political correct mine-field!
Is blasphemy allowed?
As an infinity subscriber, those adverts really do annoy me. They continually wank on about how good the wireless coverage is. It's bollox. I'll admit my original type A Home Hub 3 had a very good signal, the only problem is that after a few hours of use it would suddenly stop routing IP packets via the wireless. The AP would still show, but anything sent via it would just vanish. Reboot required.
After a friend went to infinity and didn't wish to use his newer type B Home Hub 3 (he has a Fritzbox) he gave it to me... Hurrah, no more wireless lock ups, but the signal strength is noticeably worse. So much so that I've deployed my old ADSL vigor to act as an 802.11G access point and disabled the one of the Home Hub 3.
I'm sure the ground in cement dust present in most builders fingers will be testing the scratch resistance of the glass a little more than originally intended.
I doubt Systrom is disappointed. $2 billion was probably his joke price, and when Zuck didn't immediately slam the phone down he must have though "hang on a second, there might be something in this... I'll go round for tea.
If that's a full charge in 5 minutes, you'll be lucky if you battery (or phone) survives for long.
If your phone has a 2000mAh battery, and it gets charged in 5 minutes, that means (in a perfect, 100% transfer world) the average current being pushed through the cable, power socket, circuit board tracks and battery is 40 amps!
A standard charger is between 0.5 and 1 amp, so I think it's safe to say 40 amps is way outside the normal operating range and the likelihood of something melting is quite high.
Ah, the Vodafone Femto, their way of getting you to pay for a fancy box, plug it into the broadband you pay for, and then deduct minutes/bill you for the time you spend using the connection you have provided yourself.
I do actually carry lead acid batteries for backup power, but they have wheels attached. I've added 5v supply USB sockets to both my car and motorcycle.
If you're planning on sticking lead acid in your pocket, may I suggest you go for slightly smaller 6v instead, it makes the regulation down to a useful 5v somewhat easier and less wasteful. Oh, and make sure you get a sealed one, not vented (unless you don't like your jacket, trousers, rucksack or skin).
As for life expectancy, standard lead acid, as used in a car/motorcycle, are designed to be continually topped up and don't like full charge/discharge cycles. For that you need a variation known as a leisure battery.
I know what you mean Nemo. Luckily since the Beeb I have continued my tinkering, so I'm planning to add interfaces to mines with the aid of an ATmega (or two) :-D
Nothing wrong with the games on the Beeb. Defender and Pac-man were authentic copies of the arcade versions. Elite was written for the Beeb originally.
Not to forget the huge expansion possibilities on the Beeb. RGB, composite or modulated video out, serial ports, parallel printer ports and 8 bit user I/O. I personally had great fun with those.
Bag of diodes and a torch battery?
Semi-conductors I suppose you posh git!
I had a valve (vacuum tube) diode and a potato with two dissimilar metal nails pushing into it.
So HTC were guilty of flooding the market with too many models in 2011...
So now they have flooded the 4th months of 2012 with three phones with identical names and only an illogical suffix to distinguish them... How very helpful...
Why couldn't they have at least called them the bronze, silver and gold so we could guess which was the cheapy and which was the monster?
I blame everything, well almost everything, on the perverse idea that laptops should have screens designed to play movies.
My trusty old laptop is a ThinkPad R52 with 1400x1050, yes, 4:3, and guess what, it's great. It might be old, slow, and the battery last approx 20 minutes, *but* it's not the size of an aircraft carrier flight deck so is easy to carry from one plug point to the next! I don't need battery life, I need portability. I would by a new replacement, but I don't want to have to purchase a wide load screen just to get a similar vertical resolution to what I've already got. So I'm contemplating a motherboard hack to install a sata SSD instead.
Even on a desktop machine I'm not sure about 16:9. I'm sitting typing this on a 27" 2560x1440, and I seem to have far more slack space on each side then I do top and bottom.
Biggest problem I had with powerline ethernet was the BT supplied infinity modem.
It came with such cheap nasty PSU that simply plugging it in caused my Zyxel powerline ethernet to lose sync and stop working.
I outed their PSU and used a better one.
Amusing, but you blew it a little there.
You're thinking of David Attenborough, the naturalist, not his older brother Richard, the actor and director.
Not providing a password/access when demanded by the UK plod is a criminal offence in itself, so even if they can't get in they can prosecute you for that.
Real programmers (who by definition, don't eat quiche) should be down voting that.
Real programmers don't use any high level language.
Actually "<>" is used in far more places than just Pascal.
And *real* programmers would have to use the hex code for jump not equal specific to their chosen architecture.
What's that in UK creme eggs?
Maybe they're accounting for the fact that anyone laying under the Brooklyn bridge will be much taller and wider (and somewhat thinner) within a fraction of a second?
Now check out the stiletto heel figures.
Has he read the U.S. constitution?
Probably not, then again from how some of your politicians and cops behave over there, neither have they!
How can they do this? It will make the screen look dull and boring in the shop, and let you actually see what you're doing when you're using the machine at home instead of looking at the reflection of your own shirt...
Apple choosing functionality over appearance... I guess Satan is good to go with his ice cream parlour plans now.
Say something against Apple, that usually works for me. IIRC I collected over 20 down votes on one post with this tactic.
I wish Ms Bee was still here too :'(
It wasn't really sexist, it was based on experimental data. No more sexist than saying men are taller than women, and women buy more shoes ;-)
We were all under 40, so maybe we need to larger sample. If someone would like to send us another big(ger) box....
80% Jeeez. Are you a girl?
We had some chocolate samples in the office with varying levels of chocolate, and only the girls could eat above 75%, all us guys were happy to stick with the <40% "crap".
Is that a 12Fluid oz US or 12Fluid oz UK?
Yee Gods, please say they don't make the chocolate too.
First Hershey chocolate I tasted was also the last, it was vile.
Apple's lawyers are on the phone, they want a word with MS about the theft of their original Mac's colour palette.
Too true, best we go check that patent number, I wouldn't put anything past the US patent issuing morons!
VMax... Brrrrm Brrrrm!
You must have a neck like the QE2 mooring rope!
I'm a keen biker and I've seen 160mph+
Tell your mate to ditch the 65 kitted moped and get a real one! ;-)
Far from it, but having a registration they are traceable, and having insurance they can pay for the damage/injury they cause.
Given some of the "skill" exhibited, cyclists should be forced to have most of those already, including some kind of registration displayed across their backs.
Don't down vote me, I know you are all perfect users of the road, I'm talking about the others!
Or two seconds of tapping on the smartphone to create a new, empty profile.
Although I'm pretty sure my answer would be "Sure, you can look round my activities the day you hand me the keys to your house so I can do the same"
Now I like Pertwee, and I like Baker - but which one is better?
There's only one way to fine out...
That is all.
Hmmm... I think we need El Reg units.
Now I don't think 44 degrees is too much for a minstrel to melt, but I imagine a creme egg would be toast, and toast would be err, bread.
I'm still got my N95... Unlocked and latest firmware, it's a great little backup phone. Nice big MicroSD in it and it's a perfect MP3 player and FM radio. I take it with me onto the mountain me when I go snowboarding and it's survived everything I've thrown at it - unlike several of my ribs and my arm!
Plus the battery lasts for days, not hours :-)
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