Re: They *all* sound like ideal candidates
I'm sure we could get most of the ex UK big brother candidates to sign up for a colony on the Sun.
2671 posts • joined 17 Apr 2007
I'm sure we could get most of the ex UK big brother candidates to sign up for a colony on the Sun.
I'm sure you mean "content-free"
I work with guys who do that in Delphi blocks...
If condition then begin
Really annoys me.
if condition then
Is far nicer. Sure they save a line, but they complain if I use
if condition then single_stuff;
So they can't claim space saving!
Is there any kind of Markdown or formatting we can use in these comments, code just gets split into paragraphs!
Why write a text guide for humans to read, why not write a python script that will format the source to their standard?
I had to do this for my A-level computer science project... My tutor complained my code didn't have enough white-space. To my mind it had the perfect amount of white-space, just enough for the BBC Micro interpreter to identify token keywords from variable names.
So I wrote a program which took my code and converted it to code with more spaces.
Tutor was impressed, and asked why I hadn't written it like that before... So I loaded up the new space filled program and typed "RUN"...
"Out of memory" came the reply... :-D
Don't forget, I'm sure the 240GB will be "decimal" 1000bytes to the K, 1000K to the M, 1000M to the G too...
So by the time that's factored in the true storage to the IT geek mind is 1.75TB.
But that's not such a good headline grabber is it!
What they get is TV, Radio and www coverage.
It seems that in this day and age, the old adage of "Ignore them and they'll go away" has been completely forgotten.
Trolls and their kin exist purely from attention, so stop giving it to them then, and get back to investigating and reporting on corrupt politicians, because they certainly don't like that kind of attention.
You might want to proof read before hitting submit... ;-)
And that will stop the US patent office from issuing a new patent how exactly?!
I wonder which shade of yellow it will go when it gets hot?
I thought the Nuremberg trials said that "Just following orders" was no defence for war crimes... So it should follow that reporting war crimes can't be a crime.
Disgusting, but unfortunately normal, service from the US legal system.
Who knows, but as you can buy a RPi for £25 and install XMBC, why would you?
"Plod probe death threat tweets to MP - but WHO will rid us of terrible trolls?"
I'm more interested in who will rid us of these terrible MPs!
Re the PRISM filter where they say "it's okay, we're not watching Americans", it immediately makes me think, so you leave that to GCHQ to do, and then they share the data.
I'm amazed HMGov didn't try the same con whilst acquiring the data they didn't collect from the Americans.
They're all a bunch of two faced liars, the lot of them.
Semtex, AK47, arms shipment, assassination.... Chew on that.
GCHQ operated within the law, so everything is ok.
Google obeyed the tax laws, but gets dragged in for questioning because they were "morally" naughty.
So which one is it HMGov? Letter of the law, or spirit of the law?
"Similarly, if space is not a serious constraint, then every camera would use optical zoom."
I would hope not!
Even the most expensive optical zoom cannot compete with the image quality and "speed" of a prime lens.
All that extra glass required for the zoom absorbs precious light and introduces distortion as the different light wavelengths (colours) are bent by slightly varying degrees. In fact quite a few elements in top end zoom lenses are there purely to try to correct this chromatic aberration.
It was the first to make me truly dizzy and lost within the space of 5 corners!
Interesting until the killer spec missing from the front page:
"512MB of Ram"
That would be lucky to get acceptable performance out of Gingerbread, but Jellybean?
So very close to a useful phone to recommend, let down for the sake of another RAM chip. Stupid corner cutting fail.
Manufacturer's customisations are a pain in the butt.
Network customisations are even worse!
I gave up with network customised phones many years ago. I was using Nokias at the time. The UK networks never updated their custom firmware. Eventually I unlocked, reflashed the model number to generic Euro and got back on Nokia's direct update train which turned the Orange supplied N95 dog into a very useful smartphone. I still use it as my backup (3 days+ battery life is good for things like that!).
After Nokia completely lost the plot I jumped to Android. They're all unlocked. The instant HTC failed to pass on an update for my old Desire Z it was unlocked, rooted and jumped to Cyanogenmod which had the security update rolled into its build within a week.
These days it's Nexus devices all the way.
It's swings an roundabouts. If you want a phone which you have no control over, and you can endure the shortcomings, then you can buy an iPhone and you'll be pretty much safe (just don't plug in that USB cable eh?).
If you want more choices than you can shake a stick at, then go Android, but you'll probably want to install an good AV app.
Want to have the latest updates first, get a Nexus, or vanilla version S4 etc.
Oh, almost forgot, want a novelty phone with squares all over the screen, go windows.
If you want to cut down on echos you need surfaces that don't reflect (d'uh) or if you can't avoid some reflecting surfaces, stop them reflecting continually by making them a bit "pissed", that's UK pissed, not US pissed (you can try US pissed, but in my experience, casting aspersions on the marital status of the divider's parents is usually unsuccessful).
Anyway, sound bounces about like a ball (minus gravity), so making the place a bit wonky will bounce the sound off into one corner where it can die).
It's also a good way to drive arty-farty creative designer type from the building, they'll hate all the non 90 degree angles.
Add a few soft furnishings (mediaeval banqueting hall wall hangings style) and you should be good to go.
Alternatively put half a dozen cloth bags over the noisy Scot.
And print it in badly kerned comic, just to make their arty-farty eyes bleed as a punishment.
You don't actually need two of them, in fact that would hurt the transfer of magnetic flux, you want a common core with multiple windings.
Which this new pro will rapidly resemble as soon as it's got a few lightning cables tied round it!
Apart from looking like the bass-bin from the boot of some hoody's Vauxhall Corsa, I suspect they've been so busy trying to make it look "Ahhhh", that they've repeated the cube's design flaw.
Namely that if you put anything on the top (like any of the expansions, tethered via the expensive thunderbolt cables), it'll over heat!
The old Mac Pro was a very nicely put together piece of kit, practical to work on inside, with great expansion potential (although the lack of Sata3 and OSX's terrible support for non-Apple branded video cards was/is damn annoying).
The Blackberry 10 gave the mobile world true multitasking?
I'm sorry, what rock have you been under?
Android has had it for years, and before that, Symbian.
Interesting to see how Apple spin the multitasking side of things, given they've claimed to have that the last few versions already!
Yup, support for skins and end user customisation.
And then that will be it... It finally will be Android phone, but with a play store controlled by a megalomaniac.
Somehow I couldn't see those "arty-farty" icons making it past Jobs if he were still alive.
He'd be bellowing "What the f*ck is that? What does that look like to you? It looks like crap, that's what it looks like"
*phone whizzes past ear*
I do believe it is the beginning of the end. The designers have taken over, with little input from engineers or end users. The new Mac Pro is a case in point. The moment you start using it and wanting to expand things, you end up with a pile of external devices and expensive thunderbolt cables all over the place. Basically a mess.
If that's how you swing, you'd get beaten up by a blind-folded, one-armed eight year old.
<mental image>The Family guy British episode fight with the chicken/pheasant</mental image>
I seriously doubt that!
They were probably standing about outside, if not sitting at home on the sofa.
Their poor underlings would have had to do all the running!
She wasn't driving. They've charged him with driving offences.
I imagine they could charge her with indecent behaviour or something, but they're minor charges compared to his. Probably couldn't be bothered with the paperwork.
As for refusing to give a blood sample, I imagine there wasn't much left to sample, they should have just collected it off the cactus!
You want to rely on 4G for critical systems?
Ha! You fool!
Customers may have "access" to 4G, but it is seriously limited by the small print (not available everywhere, won't work where you want it, no chance at your house, no chance at work either. You might be lucky and catch it in one corner of the pub once. Only once. It will never be seen again, and nobody will ever believe you).
Let's hope an emergency network 4G has somewhat better coverage... Although hearing continual "hello?", "repeat please", "A what?" on Police Camera Stop Accident Crash Action would be rather amusing.
They already have... Have you tried accessing TPB recently?
Although in typical government fashion it's a harf-arsed solution, probably proposed by an IT consultant who's only qualification is he once wrote "Hello World" on the PC's at Dixons, and he went to School with "Dave"'s cousin.
Right from the moment the incident happened I was unhappy with the rapid "terrorist" labeling.
I thought Ms May will be out saying "We warned you" any moment now.
Resurrecting the snoopers charter would be pointless, they'd already snooped on at least one of the "men" involved and not deemed him a threat.
And get yourself spray painted Orange.
On the bright side... The word on the high street is the owner of the sugar hut wishes to break his ties with the Orange vacuous ones, so with any luck TOWIE will be moving!
(Also very proud to be an Essex boy!)
The hardware one was based on the tones of BBC News reader Kenneth Kendle.
As staggering as the graudian's grammar and spell check?
"This move is likely to be welcomed by eco-warriors, as there is less waste involved, and customers too, because they may be able to keep their phone's contents."
Given the sheer pain involved in doing a backup and restore of an iPhone (I've sat and watched with disbelief at how slow and painful it truly was when my Brother had to have his iphone4 replaced twice) this can only be good news.
I'll stick with my little green robot thanks all the same.
Given what passes for a celebrity these days, I can't argue with you!
Matt Berry is the voice of pretty much every jingle and promo on Absolute radio.
Never fails to make me smile.
"a device that throws a projectile" - Merriam-Webster
Like a catapult.
Or my arm?
The only failures I've experienced on spinning platter drives in the past ten years have been of the total death variety. Usually the spin controller.
Result, zero data, completely screwed. Luckily, in all but one of these cases the drive was part of a RAID.
The one that wasn't was in a laptop which was being used at the time... Just went BSOD, and that was that.
So in that respect an SSD with it's degrading of cells and not centrally crucial, and mechanically based, function like the motor controller, is a far nicer way to find your drive is on the way out.
You mean like, erm, convection?
No idea what bore pipe you'd need to make that setup handle 95watts though.
"would not IC based one be better sharing the same fuel tank as the main rear drive."
Yup, but the autogyro has already been invented, so they couldn't get a patent on that.
Indeed.... I can't look at that image without thinking where all the lift is coming from... Especially as it's designed to seat 4 Americans... That's gotta average about half a ton of passengers these days.
Or a car... Aka a weapon of mass destruction in the supermarket car-park (well she is female!).
As in charge as they were when they stopped the tuition fees...
I can only assume the US patent office charges less for rejecting a patent than accepting one.
So it's better business to just approve everything, and let the lawyers (who are probably from the same lodge) sort it out.
ARM, which started life as a project at Acorn, the manufacturers of the Atom, BBC Micro and Electron.
Acorn didn't die, it evolved by designing a chip they wanted instead of compromising on an existing processor.
And didn't it work out well!
Funny the think the low power consumption was actually an accident of design!
"Disgo quotes 512MB of RAM but apparently this is shared with the Adreno 203 GPU, with the system info showing around 384MB left for the CPU."
There's your bottle neck. My old mobile has enough of a problem running Gingerbread with that amount of RAM, let alone Jellybean.
If they'd just been a bit less tight and spent a couple more $ to make it 1gig, and it might have been a contender.
"You don't need a TV license for this...."
Are you sure about that.
IIRC when you start iPlayer for the first time it specifically reminds you that you need a TV licence.
Too right. Blaming the withdrawl of flash, when the iPhone never had it to begin with, is completely illogical.
I still think I'll stick to get_iplayer though... A nice uncluttered mp4 I can copy over from my home server (thanks BT infinity) and store/play indefinitely on my phone no matter what flavour I choose.
It's a pity the military forces don't go after the Somalian pirates with the same kind of drive the lawyers have for TPB. Which is a little absurd as last time I checked, TPB had never killed anyone.
(FYI, Somalian pirates have a habit of throwing all the AK47s over the side and claiming to be fishermen when intercepted).
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