* Posts by Nebulo

244 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Jun 2008

Page:

Why port your Firefox add-on to Internet Explorer?

Nebulo
Thumb Down

"Market" share?

IE doesn't participate in any "market". It's nailed into, and pretends to be a part of, an OS whose perpetrators are famous for locking PC retailers out of competing OSs and software with their T&Cs. It's not "marketed", which implies a measure of choice by the end user, it's there anyhow, by default.

If anything, it's much more telling how many of us actually go out of our way to install a better browser rather than taking the easy option. Why waste time writing plugins for IE when people are going to go off and use a browser which already has loads of 'em?

Apple files 3D-interface patent

Nebulo
Thumb Down

Clutter

Pierre is right - more clutter, less useful There are no icons at all, still less files, on my desktop - I have an efficiently organised popup menu and can immediately find whatever I want. If I need even more space, I switch to another virtual desktop, by mouse or hotkey. For which blessing, my eternal thanks to Litestep, which makes this box usable.

ArseASA rules 'Feck' non-offensive

Nebulo

So

Does "feckless" mean "chaste" then?

Is filming someone in the street a breach of privacy?

Nebulo

@AC (Using footpaths ...) etc

Bang on. Merely having to pass through a public place absolutely does *not* imply your consent to being filmed and having those records kept for however long, never mind being used for analysis of possible criminal activity. Our only difference is that I flatly refuse to go anonymous about this; I'm sure I'm already an entry on some file of dissident thinkers somewhere, because I've dared express my opinion to them in exchanges of letters.

The essential point is that we evolved in a natural world where, once we've passed each other and gone our separate ways, there only remained the memory. Painting didn't change that much; unless you were specifically asked by the artist (or were rich enough to order your own portrait out of vanity) you would probably never be recorded at all.

Photography, until intrusive press photography arrived on the scene, was still relatively under your control: You didn't really care if you were passing by some famous building if there was a photographer there, or if you did, you'd see him before his lens was shoved in your face. Family and friends might share a laugh at one another in their pictures, but that was just a matter of private embarrassment.

Now we have a government which seems to think it is acceptable to video-record you wherever you go. To photograph you quite deliberately as you travel along public roads - mugshot, registration, where you were, going which way and when. To track where you are with your mobile phone, credit card, any other damn transaction where a computer can be involved so the data collection's easy. To analyse still further to see who you associate with, what you buy, what websites you visit, which one's your fingerprint or DNA or iris pattern or gait or ... To allow, nay, encourage every local authority, businesses large and small, travel companies, everyone, to be just as bloody unforgivably intrusive as they are, all under the grand nonsensical claim that this ubiquitous surveillance makes us "safer", and that "if you've nothing to hide ..." ... I'm sorry, I just can't make that grotesque parody of an argument come off my fingers. If you've nothing to hide, then you have the right to expect the authorities to get off your f*cking back and out of your face. We call them "civil" "servants". Hah. Clever name for insulting tyrants, that.

Okay, there are too many people arguing that it isn't a matter of "privacy". Maybe it is dignity, or respect, or something like. Whatever, the way we are expected simply to submit meekly to having every little detail of our activities recorded, with or without our knowledge, certainly with no consideration that we should give our consent, by people we probably don't particularly trust, or even know, for purposes which are seldom if ever to our benefit, shows a degree of casual contempt for the citizen which pervades our society and which ought to terrify everyone with a working brain.

But of course TV and advertising keep their brains from working, so no danger there. It's also a useful channel to keep the old "nothing to fear" propaganda pumping into their consciousnesses. Most efficient.

I'm sorry, this is turning into a rant. But I'm old enough to remember a world where we at least tried to treat one another with a modicum of respect so that we could all rub along most of the time. Where health and safety meant sensible diet and doing your job with due care. Yeah, bits of that world weren't perfect - the position of women being an egregious case - but we knew which bits needed mending and who seemed to have promising ideas, and problems did get solved. In our modern dystopia, problems are invented and encouraged for as long as they allow the extension of surveillance and control as a cure. Once the camera's there, "they'll get used to it", and don't they. "Oh yeah, I feel a lot safer now there's cameras," they twitter, and another level of control is quietly, mindlessly accepted into the neighbourhood. Nobody notices that the crime level hardly changes.

It scares the crap out of me. I think we should all club together and keep Wacqui Jacqui in really good skunk until the rubbish she talks starts making sense, if ever it does. There's still a horrible backlog of snooping Acts, mind, whose immediate repeal, should we ever be so lucky, would at least signal that the UK had woken up from its mightmare.

'Til then, mine's the goggle jacket with the balaclava and a load of cheap laser pointers in the pockets.

EU cybercrime strategy backs law enforcement Trojan

Nebulo
Black Helicopters

GGA

Fucking brilliant.

Government Genuine Advantage. Does for your entire digital activity what WGA does for your XP.

Just what they've always wanted.

And for us, the final proof that they really *do* have *just* the same mindset as criminals.

But of course, if you're doing nothing wrong you've nothing to fear, except perhaps the obliteration of those final few shreds of what you jokingly call your privacy.

Study spanks Adobe Flash for abuses of power

Nebulo
Thumb Down

It's all true.

I've had one of those little power-measuring "Energy Monitors" inbetween my box and the mains for a few weeks now and have been checking it regularly. It's not only the Flash ads, either, dire as they are (ah, the usual FF plugins :) - watch anything on the Beeb's new "improved" Flash iPlayer, or News 24, and yep, up goes the CPU usage to 99 percent.

On my nothing-special CPU (aging Athlon 2K), this is an extra 15 - 16W all the time I watch anything. Multiply that by a few million viewers, and you start needing extra power stations just to handle the Beeb's Flash. Chuck in all the straining servers handling millions of copies of a few (large) streams and you really begin to think our predecessors did it better by just building a few big TV transmitters and synchronising the viewers.

Phil Spector originated "Back to Mono!". Okay, that was because he was deaf in one ear, but the principle's right. The interweb needs something similar, it's getting ridiculous.

Tux makes home on the iPhone

Nebulo

Great stuff

... But I'm holding out for BBC Basic ... Tempted to use "Paris - in case he does get the camera working" but ...

The Tzu Chi Foundation – the world’s largest Buddhist charity

Nebulo
Thumb Up

Excellent.

Possibly the most uplifting thing I've read all year. Make this item number one in your new Good News section, and keep 'em coming.

Government data review grants more data sharing power

Nebulo
Black Helicopters

Look on the bright side

Our dear Government gives us a never-ending flow of proof that we're not paranoid. Yep. They really are out to screw us, every last one of us.

Funny how they're perceived as being so bloody inefficient. Amazing what spin can do.

Straw grants ICO half its wish list

Nebulo
Coat

72 hard drives?

If those are the nice, nickable external sort, there would be a *lot* more than a few DVDs' worth of our data on them.

If they're not ... you mean people are wandering in with screwdrivers and ... ?

Mine's the one with a couple of hard drives and a screwdriver in the pocket.

Home Office to hand out more Tasers to police

Nebulo

Only

Only police firearms officers ...

Only one in five ...

Only one in each car ...

Standard issue ...

"Your ID card, please, citizen."

This country fucking terrifies me.

BNP list hunters bring down Wikileaks

Nebulo
Happy

Can't see

what all the fuss is about. After all, if BNP haven't anything to hide, they haven't anything to fear. And that's official.

Microsoft insists Hotmail redesign hasn't left users out in the cold

Nebulo
Thumb Down

Bullsh*t

A pal of mine lost his Hotmail account because the "improved" system (*not* chosen by him) let him think he'd logged in when he hadn't --> a few weeks later --> expired,

That's "out in the cold" in his book (and mine).

Meanwhile I, as a Yahoo! User!, still experience not entirely irrational fear every time I see threats of my lot merging with this shower ...

Anal whitening biz drops one million clams for Vibrators.com

Nebulo
Coat

Oh, dear, oh, dear

I'm putting anal bleaching in the same category as alt.sex.bondage.aluminum.baseball.bat - "think about it if you must but you probably really don't want to go there".

(Shakes head trying to forget)

(WTF's this tube of cream in my pocket??)

UK's 'secure' child protection database will be open to one million

Nebulo
Thumb Down

Only a million?

Or. if this lot keep up their outstanding record on data security, 6200 million or so.

I see (AC 1930) we have readers in HMG too ...

EMC's cloud technology erupts into view

Nebulo
Paris Hilton

Atmos?

Was it developed from the Mk II 'Oric', then? If so, I've an old programming book they might like.

Paris. They might like her, too.

Preventive policing? Don't even think about it

Nebulo
Black Helicopters

"... *will* thoroughly alienate ..."?

Wrong tense. This member of the public has been thoroughly alienated by the state's activities for years now, and knows he's not the only one by a very long way.

Never mind "an approach to policing that is increasingly finding favour with police across the country.", how about "an approach to policing that has actually been debated and found desirable by the public"? Or "an approach to policing that for once doesn't actually stamp its jackboots all over the public's basic human rights"?

The UK is no longer fit for human habitation.

Wi-Fi phobes hijack disability legislation

Nebulo
Stop

Unfortunately

I'm addicted to EM radiation. It makes me feel *really* good. If these people succeed, they're going to be infringing my right to enjoy this simple, and legal, pleasure. Better sue them now.

Study clears cannabis of schizophrenia rap

Nebulo

I once met this guy

... whose schizophrenia could be said to have been "cannabis-induced".

He'd gone down to London to score, woke up in hospital with his head smashed in, no money, no dope. He was never the same again.

Now, *I* would have called that "government drug policy induced schizophrenia", since having his head smashed in was the direct result of his having to deal with the sort of people who regard that as an acceptable way of doing business. But then, since I've smoked the odd bit myself over the years, my perception must be faulty.

Other than him, though, out of hundreds of tokers I've known over several decades, not a one. Or maybe smoking just made me so dumb, lazy and apathetic I didn't notice.

Nice story (even without an IT angle). Watch it disappear.

Bletchley Park gets £330k lifeline

Nebulo

Jolly good show, those chaps

We'll show Jerry how we fought for freedom ... er ... once ...

No2ID shakes fist at plod print scanner plan

Nebulo
Black Helicopters

My parents' generation

fought a long and bloody war against precisely this sort of obscenity.

And, in only a couple of weeks, we'll see the hypocrites who are stamping out our liberties pretending to "honour" the memory of our war dead, whilst conveniently forgetting the ideals of freedom for which they laid down their lives.

And they wonder why we, the public, have come to regard politicians with the same contempt they demonstrate for us?

Gov cans 'national day' plans

Nebulo

Nobody's got it yet.

They've given it up in case it makes us plebs remember that the British were a nation that fought FOR freedom, not one that fought freedom.

BBC's TV detector vans to remain a state secret

Nebulo

Hmmm.

"refused to give further details because if it did so it would damage the public's perception of the effectiveness of TV detector vans"? Thanks. That seems to say all that needs to be said!

McAfee update classifies Vista component as a Trojan

Nebulo
Happy

*wrongly"?

Are you *sure*?

Top prosecutor warns against growing state power

Nebulo
Black Helicopters

Oh, Sir Ken

Why do you guys only ever start talking sense when you're *leaving* office, and never when you're *in* office?

Oh, and Jacqui ... A lot of us have been having a very reasoned debate about what you people are doing to our country. The consensus seems to be that we don't want your bloody long nose poking into our affairs. Got that? ... Thought not.

Reg reader completely loses the plot

Nebulo
Happy

Magnificent!

Anyone who can flame like that should have a power station built round him ... this feller's a strong contender for FoTY!

Swiss strap-on jetplane ace flies Channel

Nebulo
Thumb Up

Stark staring mad :)

Brilliant stunt, though.

Labour minister says 14 year olds should get ID cards

Nebulo
Thumb Down

If ...

"the Tories and LibDems would find it impossible to unpick the government’s ID card scheme", then it is time we technically literate people got together to ensure that it is made completely unworkable, whether "unpicked" or not. It *cannot* be allowed to be imposed on us.

And those of us who believe that the Tories would "unpick" it should remember that it was Michael Howard, a Tory, who first mooted this poisonous scheme, shortly before the Tories were booted out in favour of, er, the other, current, Tories - and that the LibDems stand about as much chance of forming the next government as Register commentators.

David Blaine does a Benito Mussolini

Nebulo
Happy

Why's this under 'Entertainment'?

Is someone planning to cut the ropes holding him up?

Did the width move for you, darling?

Nebulo

I must be missing something here

Given the way so many of us miserable bl00dy users have been complaining, surely you could do it like csszengarden, and give us a whole *range* of designs, selectable from the front page? I'd even let you leave a cookie in my box to remember which one, if you did that. (OK, I already do, but there's a point to make here.) Never mind designing new road signs for old folk, you could have competitions for the prettiest Register site designs from all those css-literate readers.

And the folk who hate lines of text a yard long ... er, your modern browser has a little button to un-maximise it ... works really well ...

Arrr.

Vehicle spy-cam data to be held for five years

Nebulo
Unhappy

@AC 'It's none of your business'

100% agree. These people terrify me.

OMFG, what have you done?

Nebulo

Seen better

Namely, what somebody further up called "Reg 1.0".

I came, I saw, I went.

Lag log leaks - Home Office contractor loses entire prison population

Nebulo
Thumb Down

The UK Government and its contractors

are not fit to run a bath, never mind the remains of a great country.

Bush makes last-minute grab for civil liberties

Nebulo
Thumb Down

What we need here

is the Anti-New-World-Order Screensaver, get a bit of distributed computing power we can use against these bastards. On both sides of the Pond, and anywhere else where they work their evil.

@amanfromMars - I remember hearing a few years ago (sorry, no references) that somebody's research showed that "top" politicians and businessmen share a psychological profile with psychopaths, with the same scary fixation on their objectives. You and the Canadian are right. Maybe we should all be taking scary fixation lessons so we can fight back more effectively.

Somebody get working on that screensaver. I'll get myself a bigger CPU specially when I read about it in the Reg.

Scientists unravel galactic spaghetti monster

Nebulo
Happy

@Alex Cooksey

Yep, a god you can point your telescope at definitely beats one you can't.

Tories call for more freedom for snoopers

Nebulo
Happy

Phew

Until this came out, there was a danger of me having to vote for them. Now I can abstain in the secure knowledge that they really are all as bad as each other.

Lies, damned lies and government statistics

Nebulo
Paris Hilton

@AC

Well said, mate. Morons. If you don't want the camera to take a picture of your car, try driving within the speed limit, not crashing red lights, etc. It's really very easy, even for morons.

There's always this idiot chorus whenever the subject of speed cameras comes up yet, in that they *only* take pictures of those who are breaking the law, they are one of the fairest uses of technology yet. Mention the millions of CCTV cameras shoved in your innocent face as you go about your innocent business, though, and it's always "Oh, but they make the streets *so* much safer" ... even though every study ever done shows that they make bugger all difference to anything.

Stop moaning about speed cameras, and try driving safely, fools. If you have to moan, do it about actual abuse of technology, like just about everything this Godforsaken UK government is stuffing down your throat.

Paris, because she knows what to do in front of a camera.

It's official: The Home Office is listening

Nebulo
Coat

And all this is going on here, now

and all of us intelligent folks are sitting round making comments on the Reg instead of organising mass protests and taking to the streets.

Whom the gods would destroy .... <sigh> ... Mine's the one which makes me invisible to all surveillance.

BOFH: The PFY wants a reference

Nebulo
Thumb Up

If you thought this was fiction ...

http://www.meccano.us/ will prove it's not ...

Three-quarters of EU radio equipment is non-compliant

Nebulo
Thumb Down

Re: Radio Hams have been saying this

Yep, I'm another of us. The standards are crap, and <still> manufacturers don't meet them and our "regulator" doesn't enforce them. If you're transmitting, just make sure the neighbours don't know it's you :)

Force listeners onto DAB by killing FM

Nebulo
Thumb Down

How many more times...

Do we have to be *told* how "superior" digital broadcasting is before these damn fools give up trying and go away?

From where I'm sitting (between a nice pair of studio speakers and a fair collection of radio gear), I'd say with a reasonable degree of authority that digital radio *could* be made to work *if*:

1. The system were REGULATED. By "regulated" I mean that the use of the spectrum should be (as it used to be) under the aegis of technically competent, financially disinterested people competent to balance equations such as that a given amount of spectrum can be used for a few good quality services or for a lot of shitty quality services. When we have a "regulator" whose sole raison d'etre is to turn the spectrum into as much cash as it can, we do not have regulation. We have a lot of shitty services.

2. Someone were to design a digital mode which degrades as gracefully as AM, or even FM, when the going gets rough. Neither DAB nor Digital Radio Mondiale (currently being tested on shortwave) cuts the mustard on this requirement, both cut in and out in a manner far more annoying than the occasional noise off which analogue signals suffer when the link isn't perfect.

3. There were specific guaranteed quality levels on which a listener could rely, rather than having to put up with low bitrate, compressed mono or mock-stereo. (This goes along with stopping the "regulator" just cashing in, of course.) AAC+ seems to have a lot of fans, but IMHO it's just another inadequate contender. We need something like streaming Monkey's Audio for the highest quality services, even if these could only be guaranteed over relatively limited areas at first.

From a personal viewpoint, I'd also point out that my own interest in radio started with building simple radios (yea, even unto the traditional crystal set) which actually worked and received real stations. If all I'd ever encountered was digital hiss, would I ever have bothered? Where is the next generation of technically competent people to come from, if the whole history of radio is discarded in favour of it being turned into just another digital money spinner?

Go away, taskforce. No, a zillion channels of soundalike, gritty, bloated wallpaper music is *not* good, it is *not* what we want. We've already seen the first attack mounted on FM, with the legalisation of those appalling small FM transmitters to hang off your iPod, and we know that AM can get distinctly mushy. But they're *not broken*, and they *don't* need "fixing" by short-sighted marketeers.

The Reg needs a John Cleese icon. Because ... they ... make ... me ... MAD!

Vauxhall launches virtual backseat driver

Nebulo
Coat

A great opening here ...

for a small factory somewhere making stick-on speed limit signs!

Mine's the one with a 20mph sticker on the back ...

Brown pledges annual commons debate on surveillance

Nebulo
Thumb Down

And the irony is ...

... that the great British public are too damn busy watching a programme called "Big Brother" to notice what's going on outside.

God, I hate what's happening to this country.

AVG scanner blasts internet with fake traffic

Nebulo
Paris Hilton

Not only that ...

but since I allowed 7.5 to upgrade to 8, I've found that it now takes me ages to get anywhere via my start menu (my preferred way of starting stuff). Every submenu takes tens of seconds to open, although I've got the delay set to 0 - I assume AVG is scanning every link in every submenu, every time. Still trying to turn it off, but haven't found how to yet.

Or maybe there's a new sort of polite virus which puts itself in your start menu and waits until you specifically ask it to run? AVG, I used to love you, but I'm rapidly falling out of love right now. You're wasting my time every day.

Paris, because I'm sure she could find something for us to do while I'm waiting.

Page: