* Posts by peter tomlinson

20 posts • joined 13 Jun 2008

Facebook bug sin-bins female users

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SWMBO knows all

That is all.

The Register comment guidelines 2010

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I, for one....

Would like to thank the moderators and moderatrices (if we have more than one of either) for thier fine work and elReg for offering up their hard work to us each day. Cheers!

Cops taser Somerset chap's nether regions

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I'm for the "innocent until proven guilty"

Treated decent until requred otherwise

acting respectfully goes both ways

don't pull a weapon on me unless you want to die.

Grey beards seize power at Big Blue

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It'll just give them another excuse to screw over some more low-level employees.

E-Wolf unveils extreme sports e-car

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Good luck

Finding any place you can safely drive it maxed out.

UK, France mull Photoshop fakery laws

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how could it be fake?

@James O'Brien *IN MODERATION*

You best leave the Moderatrix out of this so your stones don't get hurt.

@AC Utter bollocks - 5 year old hookers.

mmmmmm.... erm, oh wait....think of the chillunz

Texas Instruments aims lawyers at calculator hackers

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It's not a cell phone

But it should be breakable. Another failed business who has a product and refuses to look at all the things that it can do. what a waste.

Apple yanks C64 emulator from App Store

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Paris Hilton

fool me once

bunch of weiner brains.

she knows what weiners are for.

Futurama back from dead again

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@ThinkingOutLoud - if she had only one eye...

should I?

should I not?

ok, what color was it?

Scientists: Tasers work, but we don't know how

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It was murder by plod, plain and simple

New England wrestles porn law schizophrenia

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@AC - 14:18 GMT -It dosen't make me a pervert

Yeah, you say that now. But you'll be singing a different tune when the coppers are beating down your door and doing a tap dance on yer head.

Tory 'terror' affair shows danger of ubiquitous surveillance

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the rules are already being bent

Bent...more like shredded and burned and then shat upon.

@ Jez Burns Well, done man. Expect a surprise visit in the near future by some "friends of the government".

IPCC U-turn on Tomlinson CCTV

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in order that your seizure can be prioritised

Is this how evidence is gathered now - SEIZURE?

What the heck is going on with things that they have gotten to this point?

Who snapped first?

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I, too, am sorry for him and his family

This didn't have to happen and he wasn't at fault. This is more police state goverment in action.

To the thoughtless, gutless wankers who think that this was either justified or OK, it wasn't; it never will be. Be thankful I'm not right there.

Cops wanted compulsory DNA cards

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why am i NOT surprised

Team up that requirement to CARRY the ID card with the new crop of taser and rabit gun-wielding coppers and you're on your way to the revolution.

Badges, we don't got to show you no stinkin' badges....

US teen clocks up 14,528 text messages

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I guess we all have to start sometime

I'm going to start texting when they pry my rotary dial-up out of my cold dead fingers.

Oh wait...nevermind.

Bee Gees belter may help cheat death

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@Sarah - re: meatloaf

Oh, I get it (now).

Oh wait, can you go over that one more time.

Boy band sings praises of Windows 7

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Paris Hilton

where's the NSFW on this?

Thankfully, I read the comments and DIDN'T see the mindpr0n video which, I gather from the remarks, would have fully and completely destroyed my last working brain cell.

Paris, 'cos her videos i understand.

YouTube rant missus hauled into court

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Oh, I don't know

I think I would keep my equipment all locked up if the rest of her is anything like her mouth. Maybe he found out soon enough to keep his stuff safe and that was in his pre-nup, too.

British pilot makes first supersonic stealth jumpjet flight

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nice ride, cuz'

I want one to go with my flying car.


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