* Posts by Geoff Campbell

1875 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2008

UK minister tells telcos to share telegraph poles if they can't lay cable underground

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Re: More Wireless

Downvoted for a mildly amusing anecdote from twentyish years ago? Tough crowd :-)

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More Wireless

Oh, I forgot - many years ago, we trialled a bidirectional satellite broadband service. Huge bandwidth for the time - 14Mbps symmetrical, from memory, when 128Kbps ISDN was about the best competitor.

But the latency. Oh, man, the latency. 1,100ms RTT, which made terminal sessions hilarious, like a 1970s teletype session. Web browsing wasn't too bad, they'd implemented some sort of smart proxy that assembled the whole page then squirted it across the satellite link, so that worked well enough, but anything interactive outside of HTTP? Forget it.

After about 18 months of diligently filling in monthly beta-tester feedback forms, an engineer came and took the dish down, and that was the last I ever heard of the service. Can't remember the company name, now. Still, 18 months of free broadband was definitely worth having.

It's interesting how many service providers and customers hear about Starlink, and say "nah, satellite service, latency will be horrible, nothing will work", because people don't understand orbits. To this day, I think Sky maintain that their services simply won't work with Starlink (spoiler: they do).

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Wireless for rural areas

Definitely. We live up a big hill in rural Wales, where we've been for 26 years. Started off on dial-up, moved to ISDN (Home Highway, remember that?), then various generations of very slow ADSL. Although we were doing better than one of our literal neighbours in the next house along, a few hundred yards up the lane. We got about 6Mbps, they got 0.25Mbps at best, and long periods of no service at all. I did a bit of research, turns out the phone line came to us, then did a sharp left up another lane to a pair of houses about a miles away, then looped back to our neighbours another mile down a third lane. That house is still, years later, waiting on decent wires.

So we went wireless. First a local WISP, who kindly gave us free service in recognition of us hosting a pole in our yard to serve a bunch of other local properties, and then back in 2020 we added Starlink. So we now have two truly diversely routed services, speeds of around 250Mbps or so, and rock solid reliability.

Which is good, because we won't be seeing fibre out here within my lifetime, I'll wager.

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McDonald's ordering system suffers McFlurry of tech troubles

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Holmes

I amused by the implication that McDonalds was somewhere one might go for the ambiance. We used to have Wimpy for the more discerning diner.

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Re: Table service

Did you previously have that same downer on waiting staff in other restaurants? Maybe you should try talking to the McDonalds "biological robots" you despise so much, perhaps that would bring in some job satisfaction for them? Is it, in short, just possible that you are the problem, rather than being the solution you so obviously think you are?

<wanders off, shaking head>

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Table service

Astonishingly, McDonalds now offer table service. Pick a table, sit down, use the App to place your order, they'll bring it to you. I am quietly impressed, unusually.

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Trying out Microsoft's pre-release OS/2 2.0

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Re: Touchscreen

Well, I just re-read your comment, and your claimed meaning really isn't as obvious as you seem to think it is. But, no matter.

It matters to me that the touchscreen tech was bought in, because I have had far too many fanbois claim that Apple were geniuses for inventing it. Am I on a bit of a hair-trigger for that now? Yeah, probably. So sue me.

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Re: Touchscreen

(Although the iGesture pad might have been slightly after the iMac, I can't find a precise date, so perhaps we can continue to lambast Apple for the "i" prefix on everything.)

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Re: Touchscreen

> Had Apple not made that

Ah, how quickly history gets re-written. It was FingerWorks that made the multi-touch capacitive touchscreen (and, interestingly, the lowercase "i" prefix for products, with their iGesture touchpad in 1998).

Apple bought FingerWorks, and very quickly wrote them out of the company history, because ego trumps academic credit every time.

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It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date

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Re: Don't people test edge cases any more?

I came here to say exactly that, and also to add that we were coding for this in shonky 8086-assembler-written personnel systems in 1985, so there's no real excuse.

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Cybercrims: When we hit IT, they sometimes pay, but when we hit OT... jackpot

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Re: What does OT stand for here?

According to Gartner: "Operational technology (OT) is hardware and software that detects or causes a change, through the direct monitoring and/or control of industrial equipment, assets, processes and events."

No, me neither. I smell a company trying to carve out a new niche to infest.

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Damn Small Linux returns after a 12-year gap

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What problem is this solving?

Yeah, I know, Bloat is Bad(tm). But I can put together a Raspberry Pi with a good fraction of a terabyte of fast storage for, I dunno, a bit over £100. I priced up a Pi5 with a 128GB of refurb'ed NVMe storage the other day when embroiled in a similar conversation, and it was significantly under £100, in fact - I think £89, but I might be misremembering the exact figure

It's nice to be able to keep really old hardware running, sure, I get that. But let's not pretend that it's a productive use of time. It's a hobby that is a fun way to waste some of a weekend, and if I'm reconditioning a twenty-year-old machine, I'll be using a contemporary OS on it, because I'm weird like that.

Anyway, go ahead, downvote me all you like. It's your own time you're wasting.

GJC

Apple has botched 3D for decades. So good luck with the Vision Pro, Tim

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Re. Ambulatory screen-time

This came up in a discussion in the pub a few weeks ago, so I started paying attention whilst in big cities.

The actual number of people walking around looking at phone screens is tiny. One particular walk across central Manchester in the week-day morning commuting time, I saw precisely one person doing that, and maybe 2-3 others using the phone to make a phone call (weirdos, what were they thinking?).

I can see a use for AR glasses, if they can be made small and unobtrusive, but I'm not sure that I can see a mass market.

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Microsoft confirms Windows Server 2025 is on the way

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Re: "tops out at 6TB of physical memory"

> "workstation"/"desktop"

...was not specified in the request.

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Re. Size queen

Sir needs a bigger tower, obviously :-)

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Re: "tops out at 6TB of physical memory"

Here y'go:

https://www.mrmemory.co.uk/memory-ram-upgrades/supermicro/motherboard/x12dpu-6

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Samsung’s Galaxy S24 pitch: The AI we baked in makes you more human

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Re: Point

Most of the AI is done locally using the new NPU cores, and I think there is a switch to restrict all processing to local only.

As for it being pointless, where Apple lead, others follow. Shiny bells and whistles have been their selling points for a while now.

GJC

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Seven years of support

It's welcome to see a commitment to proper long-term software support, but I do wonder how that will match with a realistic two-year battery lifespan on any phone in daily use. I just switched to a Fairphone 5 for the replaceable battery, and other reasons.

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Boss fight between Donkey Kong champ and leaderboard org ends with settlement

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Re: Historical high scores

Especially for Pacman, which as I understand it has an upper limit on the score achievable due to a bug in the software. Which isn't to say that playing a "perfect" game is easy, doubly so as the final playable screen is corrupted to you are playing blind.

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Atari 400 makes a comeback in miniature form

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Re: Computing lessons

We didn't have any on the curriculum at secondary school, despite having an RM380Z, a BBC B, and a ZX-81 towards the end of my time there. I did do the first year of a Computer Science A Level at technical college, but it bored me rigid, which meant I was in constant trouble with the two lecturers for being a smart-arse (only partially deserved, mostly they were extremely poor teachers and the course material was very bad, plus the Prime 550 the college had was riddled with security holes - what's a chap to do?).

I recall one day about half-way through that year, we sat an exam that was supposedly to A-level final exam standard. I turned up drunk, finished the three hour paper in about 45 minutes, and scored 100%. I was accused of cheating, but I hadn't, it was just *really* simple questions, mostly things like binary and hex arithmetic that I could do in my head almost instantly after four years of assembler programming at home, plus a bit of really simple basic and assembler debugging.

So at the end of the first year I dropped out, and got a job as a programmer. Haven't looked back since, just about to notch up my fortieth full-time year in the industry next year, still completely devoid of any formal education or qualifications.

GJC

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Re: BBC B

True, but pretty rare in homes due to the high cost, even in affluent middle-class Woking when I was growing up. I think I knew of one BBC in amongst all the Spectrums and C64s. I was proudly in a gang of two with our Dragon-32s, a far superior machine.

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It's a preview party at Microsoft, but do you really want an invite?

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Re: Google Workspace vs Office is a problem for them

I suspect that depends how one defines "users", as ever. I'm probably counted as a user of the Google stuff, as I occasionally look at documents generated by other people in it, and I use a Google Sheets macro to manipulate Google Mail items in bulk, but I'm predominantly a Microsoft Office user for my main work.

I suspect that anyone with a Google Mail or Google Drive account is being counted as a user of Google Workspace.

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AMD talks up car chips it hopes will join you for a ride some time soon

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Re: pre-1995 vehicles

That's true enough, although I'm not sure it will be as soon as ten years. Twenty, perhaps.

There's also a possibility that liquid fuels will get cheaper in the near future, as all the existing pumping and refining technology creates a glut as demand falls.

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Re: pre-1995 vehicles

Yes, of course you will. There are cars and bikes from the very dawn of the car industry still running, and cars from the '60s and '70s are reasonably good daily drivers if you know your way around a socket set and choose the model wisely.

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Bricking it: Do you actually own anything digital?

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Re: Apple sus

I do a lot of free support for friends and family. For quite a long time, probably around early 2000s sort of time, almost every phone call I got from them started "I just installed iTunes and now <weird shite>". Often this led to a lot of work to unwind the devastation that had been wrought.

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Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck

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Re: Tesla Parts

Interesting that someone felt the need to downvote that without commenting. Fucking cowards.

If you doubt me, take a look at https://service.tesla.com. You need to create an account, but it's all free.

GJC

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Re: Tesla Parts

That's a complete myth.

I do pretty much all the work on my Teslas, and getting hold of parts is trivially easy. Teslas are in fact very good for repairability, with all workshop manuals, wiring diagrams, connectors lists, and parts lists freely available online direct from Tesla, so I can just get the part number, go to my favoured third party garage, and ask them to order for me. I could also order direct from Tesla, but I like to give business to smaller companies, not least because they will know if there's a good third party equivalent available for stuff like suspension or brakes.

As for repairing "bits of sheet metal", if your crush structure bends, you do not under any circumstances repair it, it *has* to be replaced. At that point, it matters not at all if it is bent steel or cast aluminium.

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Re: Tesla Drivers Have the Highest Crash Rate of Any Brand

If you took even the most cursory look at the link I posted, you would see that both cases are way better than the average, and that Autopilot is way better than meatsack drivers. Although one could argue that Autopilot is used more on highways than back roads, which in most countries is a lower-collision environment.

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Re: Tesla Drivers Have the Highest Crash Rate of Any Brand

"Accidents per 1,000 drivers"? What a pointless measure. Collisions per million miles driven is the only metric that counts, and that's *way* lower for Tesla than the average:

https://www.tesla.com/en_gb/VehicleSafetyReport

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Tesla to remote patch 2M vehicles after damning Autopilot safety probe

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Re: Total recall ?

It's not 100% - my 2014 Model S85 has no autopilot of any sort, and thus needs no recall. Autopilot started being fitted in late 2014 in the UK, I assume roughly similar in the US, and the car was on sale all through 2013.

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Doom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't come

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Re: "Yes, I could buy an ad-free version, but why should I?"

I, too, give a lot of my work away for free - I won't list it here, because special pleading is very unattractive. But I never expect anyone else to do the same, otherwise I'm not giving my work away for free, I'm bartering for time, and that's something rather different.

Appealing to popular applause is also rather unattractive. I've been around these parts for years, and I know that stating any kind of approval for Microsoft will get downvoted into the stone-age. But, as I say, I care not. I am old enough and ugly enough to choose my suppliers based on what I need and what they provide, not on what popular opinion tells me I should use. (But I should point out that I currently own and manage more machines running various forms of Linux than those running Windows, for the record).

So, yeah, it answers whatever my question might have been. Funny ol' life, isn't it?

GJC

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Re: "Yes, I could buy an ad-free version, but why should I?"

So you want support, and presumably updates, forever, for free? That takes programming time and effort. Do you give your work away for free?

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Re: Telemetry

Why do you do that?

No, don't knee-jerk me with some abusive rant, please think calmly and carefully and explain to me the actual reasons behind that decision, and allow me a minute or two to lay out why I don't care at all.

Thing is, if you're running, say, Microsoft Windows on your PC, you already have everything you are doing, creating, and consuming within the bounds of Microsoft's OS and applications. You might care about that, you might not - I don't, personally. But the point here is that extending that boundary out to some servers in a data centre somewhere that are 100% owned and controlled by Microsoft makes absolutely no difference whatsoever to what you can know about what Microsoft are doing with that data. It's an emotional, illusionary difference.

If you don't trust Microsoft, don't use their products. That's cool, and a perfectly logical stance. Saying that you trust Microsoft just so long as they only control everything in your local PC only makes sense if you fully, Tempest-level, isolate that PC from any external communication whatsoever. And actually probably not even then.

And saying that you trust, say, Apple more than you trust Microsoft is also just nuts. They are all just corporations. Trust no-one, ever. But don't pretend that setting some geographical boundary on trust/don't trust is just nuts.

Me, I use Microsoft products because they are under the gaze of a billion hackers and regulatory wonks world-wide. Because nobody trusts them. So I can be reasonably certain that any abuses they try will be fairly swiftly picked up and publicised. And also because I have a commercial relationship with them, so I have a legal recourse if they start screwing me.

Once again, not a particularly popular view around here. And once again, I care not one jot.

GJC

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Re: Monopolistic stagnation

Indeed, and one might argue that it benefits their bottom line precisely because MS are producing products that the mass market of users actually wants, or indeed needs, to use.

This is not a popular opinion around here. Like I care.

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Re: "Yes, I could buy an ad-free version, but why should I?"

And that copy that you bought will carry on working, forever. What's the problem?

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Re: "Yes, I could buy an ad-free version, but why should I?"

And that, right there, is why innovation has stalled on the desktop. Nobody want to pay for software.

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UK government woefully unprepared for 'catastrophic' ransomware attack

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Re: what's the point of having a monarchy

Panem et circenses, indeed. Goes back a long, long way.

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Re: what's the point of having a monarchy

It's good for the tourist trade, and they make nice biscuits.

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Unite the union claims Vodafone and Three merger is about 'corporate greed'

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"Corporate greed" is a tautology

Corporations have a duty to maximise profits. This is pretty much the dictionary definition of "greed", and leads to some really weird, self-destructive behaviour from CEOs with no ability to focus beyond year-end, or sometimes not even quarter-end.

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NASA celebrates Perseverance Rover's 1000th Martian day with lakebed history lesson

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Re: Obxkcd

Sadly not, but they did supremely well in their time.

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Obxkcd

There is, as ever, an xkcd for that:

https://xkcd.com/695/

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HP exec says quiet part out loud when it comes to locking in print customers

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Re: I rather like HP printers and Instant Ink

Do they do one with duplex printing and duplex ADF scanning? I use my HP more for scanning that I do for printing, and last time I looked laser all-in-ones with duplex ADF scanning were larcenously expensive.

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I rather like HP printers and Instant Ink

Yeah, go ahead, downvote me. I care not a jot.

For 99p a month, I get a solid printer with good, genuine ink cartridges, which can go through its profligate head-cleaning routine as much as it likes because I'm paying per page. Which means when I occasionally need to print, I know the printer is going to work, unlike the previous Canon and Epson units, which hated occasional use and let you know by drying up and refusing to print until they had been fed new cartridges.

Very occasionally I have a busy month, and have to increase the Instant Ink subscription to £2.99 for that month. And the software is great, you can increase the sub, then immediately decrease it, and you get a single month at the increased rate, so there's no need to remember to decrease it later.

<shrug> Works for me.

GJC

China's Loongson debuts processor that 'matches Intel silicon circa 2020'

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Re: Good enough

Yup. I'm typing this on a PC with a 12th-gen i9, 64GB of RAM, and an NVMe SSD on the motherboard. Which mostly gets used to access websites and do simple Office applications work.

I'll be replacing it next year, probably with something ARM-based, but the reality is that it is *massively* over-spec'ed for my usage. (And, yeah, the components will get re-purposed when it is replaced, they won't go to waste.)

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Sam Altman set to rejoin OpenAI as CEO – seemingly with Microsoft's blessing

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Re: Mmmmm

Thanks for the summary, very useful.

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Re: Mmmmm

1) If a society started basing major governance decisions on divining rods and tarot cards, that would be very bad indeed.

2) AI has a small but still non-zero chance of developing into something that could be species-ending for us. Yes, that's very much an edge case, extremely unlikely, but the consequences are so extreme that it needs to be taken seriously. Which is exactly what I was referring to when I said I would like to know why the relationship between board and CEO fell apart - was one of them not taking the possibility seriously enough? Or taking it too seriously? Or something else? I'm not pre-judging anything here, I'd just like a bit more information.

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Mmmmm

I wonder if we will ever find out what the reasons were for Altman being sacked back at the start of this? I'm mostly positive about the future for AI, but it has to be recognised that there are paths it could take which could be rather bad, and so it would be interesting to know what was behind this organisation falling apart.

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Will anybody save Linux on Itanium? Absolutely not

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Intel integrated graphics and some other stuff

I've been using Intel's on-chip graphics stuff for years in my main PC, to simplify the PC build and keep costs down. They've been more than good enough for my needs for a long time now, with any serious 3D gaming kicked off onto an XBox.

The new Snapdragon X stuff from Qualcomm is looking even better than that, with a welcome return to a nice simple CPU core. I personally think that we went down a serious dead-end as soon as we started doing things like OoOE and massively complicating the CPU core as a result. In any world that contains decent multi-threaded processing, that sort of complication just isn't needed for general-purpose computing.

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SpaceX's Starship on the roster for Texas takeoff

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Re: Re-use

No, I did not "call you names", because I'm not six years old.

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Re: Clearing stage zero is again the primary aim...

Mars gravity is approximately one third that of Earth, so take-off requires one-third the thrust like for like. However, the rocket is likely to be mostly empty at that point, and carrying little weight of fuel, so it's even less than that.

The very thin atmosphere makes no difference to powered landings, as I understand it, only parachute or winged landings.

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