* Posts by Alan Fisher

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Morgan shows 'light & slippery' fuel-cell car concept

Alan Fisher
Linux

It's times like this....

I think, as has been mentioned previously, any firm who tries at least to innovate in this field should be lauded and supported.....we NEED people to innovate in alternative fuels and means of producing power before we get to the point where they HAVE to and the world thusly goes to pot.....I ride a bike, 20 miles a day to and from work, I have a rather cool mini wind turbine mounted on it to charge my small electricals (it's on firebox) and often use my travel solar charger (here in Ireland the wind can be counted on when the sun cannot)....I'm trying to carbon nuetralise my house but cost constraints hold me back there...imagine a car which produces enough spare to pipe some of it back into your house....if these hydrogen station things could be used to power at least part of the house.....

I'm all for anything which isn't fossil fuel based and, whether this concept is good or workable or not, it's pushing competition between the car manufacturers and that can only be good in the long run!

p.s the Mog does have a certain Batman-esque sexiness about it don't you think?

Alan Fisher

The Water Cycle

Surely any water vapour expelled by hydrogen will simply enter the good old water cycle we all learned about at school, thus replenishing the seas and greening the hills?

Maybe it might futz with the weather but, to be honest, I'm not enough of an expert to speculate on that

MobileMe offers another free bite of the Apple

Alan Fisher

I hate 'em both

They're both as bad as each other and Apple's just an MS stooge anyway....all a joke!

Apple does make some cool stuff though, and MS did steal OS Leopard! Garrr!

Ter be honest, they're both as bad as t'other and I'd trust neither of them as far as I can throw the contents of their bank accounts (not that I would throw them anywhere..)

British drivers face jail for causing death by dangerous driving

Alan Fisher
Linux

fair enough

Fair enough, I don't drive a car and never have, the bicycle is my transport of choice for more reasons than one but I do see your point.....Maybe I'm just naturally considerate ;)

thing is I won't have cyclists universally badmouthed for the sins of a few...drivers like AC don't like it when such comments are made about drivers...

one criticism though AC ol' mate, the reasons I own a bike are;

1) Personal preference

2) Cheaper and cleaner

3) No fuel cost

4) No parking or jams to worry about

5) better for the environment

so driving a car is simply not workable nor realistic for me I'm afraid...many cyclists would rather not use a car for similar reasons.

In short though yes, I agree with you oin essence.

Regarding the new law though, i think it is a good law and just hope it is properly enforced and maintained. Something has to be done about the level of death on the road, almost all of which could be avoided...

Alan Fisher
Alert

Sheesh

@AC if someone breaks the law, they pay the price; end of story

@all the angry drivers....what is wrong with you all? All this vitriolic hate of everyone on two wheels is quite sad really. You, as is usual of tabloid readers (I'm sure you're not all tabloid readers, but you're behaving like they do) you take one or two isolated incidents and apply the same layer of bitumenous coating to all with the same applicator! Dear me. I don't hate all drivers and some have been terribly polite and considerate, i return the favour. I've been hit and run once or twice and once the driver got out, took me and bike to hospital and gave me their insurance details without quibble, admitting it was their fault. I'd hate to have one of you lot hit me, I'd be off to the great bike shed in the sky just for being on the same road by the sound of it!

Surely in today's climate of energy worries, someone using truly green transport responsibly should be given some measure of respect?

Also I'd like data please, to back up your claims. How many, exactly and empirically data supported, of how many accidents on British roads have been CAUSED by (not involving but caused by) cyclists and how many deaths they have caused? No rush, whenever you're ready.

AC, yes my cause is simple. We have licences (free due to zero emission status of bikes, or maybe a small annual fee) and are subject to the Highway code and law and punishment. I propose the points system exactly as drivers have. Jumping lights, speeding (it is possible, believe it or not to crest 30 or 40 mph on the flat if you're fit enough and on a good bike - mine probably cost more than most of your cars to buy if you bought 2nd hand)...I'm all for fair play in other words. But that means the road is as much for us tax-paying cyclists as you drivers.

As far as the vitriol, get over it, you're just annoyed that you get stuck in queues and we don't...no big, you can still go faster than us and crash into lamp posts and stuff.

I've never hit a pedestrian

I've never cut anyone up

I've never ran a red light and slow on amber always

I never ride on the pavement except in special areas where this is permitted

I never drive too close to cars and, if it's tight, I let them on by and stop myself

I always use high viz and lights when needed

I don't pollute or drive recklessly or drunk

I don't blare annoying music out at people (my generic fruit related pmp device is plenty)

I'm very fit and healthy and am never late anywhere

Ergo, myself and my acquantences are MORE considerate and polite than the majority of drivers..

So get over it and realise the driver is not god nor in anyway superior to cyclists. We should all get along and stop being such utter fools. I'll bet after my reasonable discourse here, my good points will be ignored and you'll continue to drone on about how evil we all are.....

Alan Fisher

@Liam

No mate, I always stay inside and behind if I suspect even for a second that the driver is going to turn. I got hit by people NOT following the rules. Also isn't the left side where pedestrians come from normally?

my example is this, one occassion I overtook. It was at a junction and the driver was signally to turn left. So the lights changed and I can reasonably overtake on the right, yes? I did so but the traffic didn't move as fast as the driver liked so they swung out and, had my reactions not been quicker and I prepared for anything, i would not be writing my rants, I got off with a broken hand and dislocated shoulder and 6 weeks off the bike. FOR FOLLOWING THE LAW. Ok a lot of cyclists are idiots who flaunt the rules of the road but motorists seem to think it's ok to hassle cyclists because we're all breaking the rules innit? I've been buzzed and cut up and beeped and sworn at and god knows what for using the one mode of transport which is both healthy and truly green....

I mean mandatory cyling licences, you have to take a cycling test and police have power to nick cyclists who flaunt the rules and also drivers who give us a hard time.

Drivers seem to think they are gods once they get behind the wheel and can do no wrong; try a week on the roads of Cork and tell me how much fun it is

Alan Fisher
Pirate

Don't have a go at cyclists please

I'm a serious cyclist and, while I won't defend the type of cyclist I cannot stand; those who ride on the pavement and ignore traffic signs, i have been hit and badly injured by motorists TWICE whilst following the rules of the road and wearing Hi-Viz clothing!! Drivers treat all cyclists with contempt and I have had to use some pretty flash moves to avoid being injured more often......many drivers disregard other road users and this law cannot come soon enough for me.

For anyone who may challenge me so, I would also welcome Cycling Licenses on a compulsory basis and it'd stop us real cyclists getting such a bad reputation

back to topic, yes a car is a dangerous weapon and if it's misused, then the user should be appropriately punished....

using your mobile in the car has been illegal for ages now so there's no excuse

Criminal record checks: More often wrong than right

Alan Fisher
Unhappy

Quis Custodiet ipsos custodiens?

never a truer set of dead language words....

who watches the watchmen?

Alan Fisher
Black Helicopters

Train some chimps to do it....

I used to work for the company who runs this and it amazes me that there aren't more mistakes.....Capita paid peanuts and employed anyone who could string a sentence together 10 years ago and I don't think they've changed......why farming something as important as this out to any company who wants to make money is beyond me.....

I didn't have to go through any CRB checks back then but I did to join Samaritans as a volunteer....shouldn't THEY also be checked?

Trousers Brown: Blighty faces 'food security' threat

Alan Fisher
Black Helicopters

@AC

Well said mate; this is no longer about your Politics (I voted Broon's predecessor in...gnrgh!), or your nationality (British is fine, thank you) or your general leanings....not time to take pot shots at your least favourite section of society but to focus on the REAL problem, and that is this government, taking away people's rights faster than we can see it, or people can report it.

people of all stripes and so forths should stand together on this

Alan Fisher
Linux

To perfiddy with what the Government says

we've still got a responsibility ourselves......we can't decry what the government says and then do nothing until they come up with a decent idea.....if they can't give us answers we must find more.....

look at the fuel 'crisis' ...governments of the US and UK do jack squat about it and insist grubbing up the Antarctic and Amazon rainforests is the plan....but car companies are developing non fossil fuel vehicles and quiet, studious science types are also developing alternatives. We have to do it ourselves and force the old law of supply and demand through......the governments will listen if the people act en-masse.....if demand for fossil fuels dries up, they'll change their tune sharpish. There are too many vested interests in oil and gas for it to be put aside like that, but if people stop using it.....

penguin coz they don't like oil platforms

Alan Fisher
Boffin

Intreresting points

It's just a shame the usual Gordon Brown Marmite Effect (GBME) has dominated the comments again.....I'm personally nuetral to Gordon though hate that "yeast extract"y stuff ...urrrgh! Maybe we should live on fungus like that though, nutricious, easy and cost effective to grow.....unpalitable to many, thus possibly halving obesity problems....it has vitamins too, anything which tastes that bad must, surely? There, problem solved, "let them eat generic gungy-fungi spreadables!" says Gordon! he should give me a job i think ;)

But to be serious, the amount of food the average Brit wastes is frightening, just go to a restaurant and see half full plates left because eyes tend to oft be bigger than bellies or people want to be seen to be able to afford large amounts etc.....me and the lady wife waste very very little as we do a lot of home cooking (I work a 40 hour+ week and cycle 20+ miles a day too so no excuses) and use up any left over veggies and meat we have around....buy what you need and not feed the greed, it's easy really.....

the waste issue is a serious one and one for which we are all responsible, can't blame the incumbrant government for that one chaps...

Yoof forum eats schoolkids, spits out ID card robodroids

Alan Fisher
Flame

Doesn't matter who you vote for anymore

Tories...Labour..Lib Dems...it won't matter who you vote for, we'll get the same crowd no matter what...like Tony Blair seemed like the best thing since a ground wheat-based baked snack product was server in equally sized pieces, Cameron, if voted for will disappoint. It's the death of party politics of course, vote for the others because anything is better than this lot (which i agree with by the way) but then we'll find out Cameron is just like Blair was, all smiles and false promises but the same agenda....

I've left already, I encourage others to do the same, ideally to somewhere sunny!

El Reg nails Street View spycars to Google Maps

Alan Fisher
Black Helicopters

Greedy people

It's just mad American people (mainly; not all American people are mad, i'm married to one but whether that means she IS mad or not I can't say..) who are feeling left out at not having anything to sue somebody for........I do think all this privacy stuff is hilarious...I agree with the guy who mentioned appearing in loud outfits across the world in Streetview...it's be called GoogleSpoogle or GoogleFroodle something like that....(oh, before that catches on, I'll mail myself a printout in triplicate so I can sue anyone who uses that without askin me first lol)...I'd spend ages looking for me or someone I know for my amusement when I'm bored

Criminal record checks could hit over 14 million people

Alan Fisher
Black Helicopters

You shall be guilty until proven innocent..well maybe less guilty...ish

I'm also glad I left blighty behind for Ireland! I couldn't imagine this kind of thing getting off the ground here, what the heff is going on back there? It'll be black-clad cops in motorcycle helmets soon!

"everyone is guilty of something, you just have to beat it out of them"

that's what's coming next, you mark my words....

Trousers Brown Counterpoint: Is Gordon right?

Alan Fisher
Alien

Time to forget politics and look at Issues

We in the UK waste about 98% of our effort deciding whether all the problems in the world are due to Liberals or Tories or fascists or Almighty Bob that we have no energy left to actually face up to the problems and deal with them!

Time to leave politics aside methinks and stop blaming whoever it is you normally blame for everything which is bad (I blame earwigs personally!) and take a good, hard look at what's going on, what needs to be done and do what we need to do, not complain about Brown or whoever you choose being a fool.....solve the problem and fight the urge to blame someone else.....

alien because the above concept will be to many..

Microsoft: Yes! We're! talking! to! Icahn!

Alan Fisher
Dead Vulture

Imagine this

You have a nice house and a large garden but it's not at it's best,a few years old and could do with some repairs but in general good nick etc...then nice Mr Ballimer down the road asks to purchase it, if you please, as it's got a few features he like and it partially blocks his viewof the waterfront/mountains/fields/etc. You say no and do what you can to stop him buying it. He then bullies your family to make you sell it...blah blah he gives up. Then he gets some bloke to go and threaten your bank manager to foreclose, your friends to be off and your family in a varierty of ways, all to make you sell it so he can take a cut.....you decide to gove him the one fingered salute by inviting the ladyfriend to join you there. You take in a lodger too. Your cash flow looks better....but Mr Greedy Corporate Guy wants to make you sell your house no matter what because he wants more money that even a Cray could count!

So; there is a point to that story, I don't hate M$, I don't adulate Yahoo!, but what is being done here is wrong and should not be allowed to proceed.....selfish, nasty and greedy men ruining people's life's work just to make a fast buck and even some scores. The Big Guns being subject to a law entirely of their own and their arrogance allowed free rein! Thank god that here in Europe, M$ got it's butt kicked and told that it doesn't run the world...Icahn should be charged with Corporate Blackmail and Harrassment but of course he will not be because he's incredibly wealthy and makes a lot of money for a lot of people....what a sad state our world is in...

Alan Fisher
Gates Horns

Bloody Icahn

why does this man just HAVE to be a pain and try and ruin the life of those of us who use YAHOO and line his already ample pockets just for the sake of it??

I'll boycott anything MS and Yahoo related if this goes ahead and encourage anyone else to do so too...

CERN declares Large Hadron Collider perfectly safe

Alan Fisher
Joke

@AC

No worries chief, I always preferred a nippy jacket i liked to a wooly jumper ;)

Alan Fisher
Linux

@Mark

yes mark and 200 years ago reality was that some old chap in a bedsheet with a flowing beard made everything, almost everyone accepted that - now many beg to differ.

Disease was caused by bad air or 'animalicules' (soon to be called bacteria) were dismissed and fantasist nonsense...

Facts, old boy, are more flexible than the ruler one loves to twang off the edge of one's desk, no? Chew on this;

"a fact is simply a commonly reached consensus of an idea which, at present, remains neither fully proven or full disproved."

in other words, "a million people believing in a stupid thing does not stop it being a stupid thing"

and finally to quote the inestimable Mr Pratchett "my bum has been a bum for a very long time but i still don't listen to what it ways"

Alan Fisher
Thumb Down

*sigh* @Mark

mate, no-one is saying your partner is ugly or that your dress sense stinks....simply that an open mind is required......any form of learning and knowledge acquisition requires an open mind does it not? One simply must doubt in order to learn and question EVERYTHING....that's how one learns....no-one dared question Einstein but Hawking did....no-one dared question the Church but Galilleo and Copernicus did......to state there is NO possibility when there is only theory and inferance to support such a statement is facile in the extreme

Alan Fisher
Pirate

sheesh the anger...

why can neither side accept they can BOTH be wrong and maybe BOTH right at the same time?

As far as I'm aware this LHC is something quite new, doing things which are quite new; hence the entire point of CERN building the bloody thing. Ok?

therefore is there not an itsy-bitsy possibility that it could do something, shall we say unpredictable, yea even NEW? This new thing could be beneficial to humanity or it could be detrimental; catestrophically in all likelyhood.

SO....those of you who crow on about your abilities or lack thereof in maths and/or science are missing the point. Could Pythagoras have predicted the advent of computers? Copernicas the idea of black holes?

Just because the numbers add up does not make it true, else science would not require experimentation, coz we'd know everything already!

So why all the arguments I don't know.....you sound like a load of religious people arguing about whose god is best when you're using second hand and often inaccurate information to back up your surmises.

Fact; science is flawed and changeable

Fact: maths is not perfect and merely a tool

Fact; my facts aren't facts when one looks at it but I felt in an ironic mood.

I'll also add a science and religion angle as there are similarities. Both are methods used to try and explain that which we do not understand and therefore fear. We hate not knowing so we use our brains to foment an airtight explaination to make ourselves feel better. Then, because it's our security blanket, we get angry when it's challenged because, if we're wrong then everything falls apart. Any belief system is bad for you, try to see what is and not what you expect to see.

Now put your toys away children and wash your hands!

Alan Fisher
Dead Vulture

@ Eric Worral

I also love the way we assume that because our society and species evolved one way and did things in a certain fashion that every other species in the universe did....how do we know radio is the best way?? Just coz we don't know about it don't mean it don't exist.....

I think it's human arrogance in the extreme to think that just because these green fellas don't use Morse Code or radios that they is fick and so forth.....maybe they can't find us either because no species in the universe would use a communication method capable of frying their brains......

Alan Fisher
Alert

The Big One

Someone is after the Big One....science tells us we cannot break the Light Barrier so they're after the next one, controlled black holes and bending of space/time in order to see if we can break the Reality Barrier......scientists have been on about this for ages since those proton experients which hinted towards dimensional shift and possible other dimensions...

But I says...what's in them other dimensions/realities is best left where it is, thank you very much Mr Swiss Scientist!

Alan Fisher
Jobs Halo

hmmmm

I love these people; well we're experts on something nobody has ever seen before because of what some folks what are clever with maths said! It's like someone in the Amazon rainforest whose never had contact with civilisation arguing with me whether Mars or Snickers is better because they read it somewhere (errm in a leaflet which fell from somewhere in their language, just by chance, of course...ok ok my theory is full of holes too!).....when will people just stand up to these boffins and say "come on come on; you're just guessing, admit it!" ???

Court slaps UK BitTorrenters with landmark damages award

Alan Fisher

What about shops which buy your old DVDs?

Most EULAS state you cannot sell or accept for sale (purchase) the software contained on the DVD/CD etc right?

So does that, under this kind of developing law, make Game, ExtraVision and others criminals? They are selling on something already paid for and making a profit. Are you culpable of offense for accepting payment (reselling) what is now your property? Some might point to my point being a fuzzy one but have a peep at the EULA....

as previously mentioned, it's another case of the small being run over roughshod by the mighty.....

Yahoo! counts! the! reasons! it's better! off! without! Microsoft!

Alan Fisher
Gates Horns

@anonymous coward

True mate, true but i stopped using MSN messenger myself because it constantly crashed my pc, was getting so many vulnerabilities and exploits....plus it somehow let viruses in through my firewall....yahoo on the other hand was way more stable, has some cool features and is much less likely to be attacked/exploited.....my favourite saying mate

"just because a million people believe in a stupid thing, it does not stop being a stupid thing"

popular msn messenger may be but the best out there it is not.

I agree with Toby Allen, any buyup from Microsoft would be the death of a great product....any doubters should give Yahoo Messenger a try some time....

Alan Fisher

why do people not support Yahoo?

I like seeing Microsoft have it's nose tweeked and teeth pulled occassionally! Why does no-one see that this is a cynical attempt by MS to kill it's major competitor in searches and IM (Yahoo Messenger is far superior and more intuitive than MSN messenger in my opinion, and less prone to crashes)???

Icahn justs wants to make pots more cash whatever the cost...

also, why no anti-trust involvement here??

Cardiff 'copter coppers give chase to UFO

Alan Fisher
Alien

2012 is coming...

bet we start getting more and more of these as time progresses us closer to 2012....from flying coppers I've known I think this was the only way for said flying folks to get them to pay attention!

I say this, a lot of people accept other things as gospel (literally..haha I made a pune!) with less eyewitness accounts and written evidence so there is a fair to middling chance that these incidents are real no? I'm sorta skeptical until i actually see one but I do believe I will soonish

Alan Fisher

Sceptics....

Why are the sceptical so vociferous in their lack of belief in a phenomemon? I note that the majority of people who deny the existance of UFO's as intelligent lifeforms enjoy trying to make those who do believe in the possibility look stupid or worthy of insults...why is this?

Question to posit; how many deniers are religious? There is AS MUCH evidence that UFO's are aliens as there is that JC was alive and fraternising and the son of the big fella.....so not enough evidence for aliens? *ahem* *ahem*

like i said before, we'll see about UFO's soon enough...

Navy sonar dolphin 'massacre' - the facts

Alan Fisher
Linux

why do people get so angry?

Why do some people get so het up about 'greenies'? I take it those of you who harp on about "greenies" don't give a fig about the environment and want the earth to become a barren wasteland where no-one but the very rich can afford to buy food? Off topic but food prices guys....climate change...any ideas?

Give the 'greenies' their due, at least they care about people other than themselves eh?

Alan Fisher

Virtiolic angry folk

sheesh! Guys, Guys!!!

why all the anger people??

When last I looked this was an environmental story and had nothing at all to do with one's feelings of Patriotism, love of one's nation's armed forces or politics but, as happens lamentably often, it has become so...why?

Is it even remotely possible that the Navy might be what is a smidge dishonest about it's activity? Has this ever happened before? Official Secrets Act anyone? The Armed Forces tend not to tell us Civvies what they're doing as a matter of course remember?.

Lets not turn this thread into an excuse to complain at attempt to make fun of the people who actually have the jutzpa to care about the planet and the jakobs to say so..certain folk should be ashamed of themselves....30 animals die in very lamentable circumstances and you joke about it....if it were 30 dogs or 30 cats and people though it was high frequency soundwaves, something would be done I believe....

God makes you stupid, researchers claim

Alan Fisher
Gates Horns

@ Michael

My mate, i grew up with no religious background at all and have never gained one. I grew up in Northern Ireland and know all about the evils of religion. This started me on the road to eschewing organised religion; if people of the same religion can't get on...well....

I'm incredibly moral and humanist *without* any threats, yes threats, from a diety who may or may not exist. I do what is considered good and moral because that's the right thing to do, not because should I not, i will be sent for enternity to some hot place where horned ones will poke my buttocks with pitchforks! Is doing right out of fear doing right at all? Is doing right because one is told one must the same? I'm a good person but don't get santimonious about it and tell others I'm going to Heaven for it....it's just right, that simple.

Not to say I've haven't done wrong but at least I admit that my mistakes were simply that; fault of circumstances, stupidity, naivete or whatever; not some evil spiritual being who seeks to tempt me and lead me astray!

Also, at someone else, I forget who now, belief in intelligent aliens, of whom there is a great deal of documented evidence and published books, is to me, the same as belief in a deity. Lots of published evidence, faith and belief but no hard factual evidence. I do not, however, entirely dismiss the idea or possible existence of either.

To me, the above is the difference between athiest/agnostic and religious person; most of the former are prepared to accept the validity of the latter's view. The majority of the latter do no extend the same courtesy and are therefore close minded

Alan Fisher

@Rob Pomeroy

I have read the bible from cover to cover mate; just because I don't beleive does not mean I belittle and don't bother to inform myself...I could go on for some time about how the Gospels argue with one another, disagree and never quite add up but I'm not getting into that kind of debate now

(have a look at Genesis then, God makes Woman TWICE..why would He do that then?)

the book is not the belief, surely one can believe in God while accepting monks may have made a mistake or two while copying the bible out? Why get angry when people criticse the Dogma...surely the Belief is what matters?

Alan Fisher
Coat

Let the people choose

I've stayed off posting and just sat and read the debate and found I agree with Taskis...I'm an agnostic but, as long as no religous person attempts to shove their beliefs down my throat (I have an issue with those on the street who constantly tell me I'm going to Hell and so forth, then try to make me believe I am wrong in my own belief)..I have my own personal belief and do not deny the existance of some Intelligence higher than our own who may or may not have had a hand in creating lots of things; I cannot accept pure randomicity of creation, too many things are too perfectly conceived. Therefore everyone else is entitled to their own beliefs, whether they square with mine or not. It is arrogance in the extreme to be of the mindset that you are unquestionably right on such weighty topics as the purpose and meaning of life, the Infinate and the universe.

I do not despise religion per se, I do dispise arrogance though

Alan Fisher

Logic.....

Douglas Adams puts it best;

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

Northrop scoops DARPA mindreader-helmet threat visor cash

Alan Fisher
Dead Vulture

Think Russian...

Just as long as the pilots think in Russian, they'll be fine....

Interstate web host foils gonzo porn baron Max Hardcore

Alan Fisher

Hugh's next?

and then they came for Hefner and I cheered 'em on! ;)

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