Trump did promise to put America back to work - writing reports.
Posts by Sureo
732 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Jun 2008
Trump cybersecurity order morphs into 2,200-plus-word extravaganza
What's the biggest danger to the power grid? Hackers? Terrorists? Er, squirrels
Japan's terrifying techno-toilets will be made foreigner friendly, vow makers
SpaceX makes successful rocket launch
Mr Angry pays taxman with five wheelbarrows worth of loose change
Hapless scouser scours streets for lost Crimble drone
Microsoft scores nearly $1bn non-compete contract with US military
Windows 10 nags, Dirty Cow, Microsoft's Linux man love: The Reg's big ones for 2016
Cyber insurance brokers: If it makes you feel any better, 2016 was not our year either
Don't panic, friends, but the Chinese navy just nicked one of America's underwater drones
Uber to Cali DMV: Back off, pal, our 'self-driving cars' aren't self driving
Poor software design led to second £1m Army spy drone crash
Beancounter nicks $5m from bosses, blows $1m on fantasy babe Kate Upton's mobe game
Hackers actively stealing Wi-Fi keys from vulnerable routers
Space crap: Flap, zap or strap? $30k from NASA for your pooper scooper
Launch set for GOES-R satellite capable of 30-second weather updates
Fire alarm sparked data centre meltdown emergency
Hm, is that a minefield? Let me just throw my magic bomb-sniffing spinach over there
Amazon guarantees bitterly contested Ohio wind farm project
Divide the internet into compartments to save us from the IoT fail whale
First World Problems: John Lewis clients forced to re-register after website 'upgrade'
What will happen when I'm too old to push? (buttons, that is)
Microsoft keeps schtum as more battery woes hit Surface sufferers
Apple's car is driving nowhere
The IRS spaffed $12m on Office 365 subscription IT NEVER USED
Google may just have silently snuffed the tablet computer
My God, I've got nothing on! Microsoft's $200m Wunderlist is down
Apple guilty in iPhone ringtone patent rip-off battle with Sony, Nokia
What says Internet of Things better than a Bluetooth-controlled smart candle?
Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Pluto's emitting X-rays, and NASA doesn't quite know how
Latest F-35 bang seat* mods will stop them breaking pilots' necks, beams US
You're guilty but broke, judge tells Wash.io – the 'Uber of laundry'
Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite
Error: Print job 'Money' failed for laserjet001.lan.hp.com
NASA tried turning lost spacecraft STEREO-B off and on again... but it didn't work. True story
Investors to be allowed to sue Volkswagen over emission row
"required to make disclosures of their engine software"
They're going to have to hire engineers to study the code and the design of the car to understand it properly. They're going to have to verify that the code they're studying is actually what is running in the cars sold. Every code change will have to be resubmitted and studied again. The cars will have to be tested to verify. 100s of makes/models. What could possibly go wrong?
NASA test foiled by rocket shaking power cord loose from camera
Bungling Microsoft singlehandedly proves that golden backdoor keys are a terrible idea
Good news: Teen hacker gets 1-million-air-miles bug bounty reward. Bad news: It's United Airlines
€5 in airport tax
Eh? On my last air ticket (Toronto to USA) there was
$25.00 airport improvement fee
$46.12 USA transportation tax
$ 6.51 USA agriculture fee
$11.55 Canada GST
$ 5.86 US passenger facility charge
$ 3.25 Canada HST
$ 9.12 USA Immigration user fee
$12.10 Air travellers security charge
$ 7.30 September 11 security fee
$ 7.17 US Federal customs fee
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$133.98 Canadian, or €92
Good luck on getting anywhere with that €5.
Why do I feel like a fleeced sheep?