Re: Honor Australia's Greatest Hero.
That's not a Knifey McKnifeface, it's a spoon.
284 posts • joined 4 Jun 2008
That's not a Knifey McKnifeface, it's a spoon.
metric or imperial fucktons?
Where the hell do you order bombs from? amazon.bom? eBomb? Bombino's? Pretty sure they'd get either shut down or subpoena'd for the client list.
'Pass the savings on to the customer' => 'Pass the savings into the hollow volcano fund'
The growing pains of Han Solo
Use a Kwak glass. Unspillable due to the large wooden stand/handle employed to keep a tall round bottomed vessel upright. Much like a barstool is used by the drinker.
The really hard bits in Prince of Persia became so much easier with turbo mode off...
I'd forgotten about the sim. The requirement for surgery and/or a trusted friend would be a serious impediment to switching provider...
Don't you need to press and hold the restart button by inserting a stylus into a convenient orifice for thirty seconds and pressing the stud behind your ear? (or is that just for DracoCorp augs?)
Gourmet cat food.
--What does the Font of all internet knowledge say? Any Ariel photos on the net?
Just need enough seeds to ensure they become very fat indeed.
Sprinkle any old seeds, pigeons land, mines are detected. As a bonus, pigeon problem is also solved.
Due to a hair lip, my dog is a wafer.
what's that in Qatari summers?
Cote d'or is now made by a division of Kraft foods in Poland...
A hungry vegetarian.
Badass. Now we can hack the CEO to approve our pay rises and reject the board's.
(and, 3.09 jubs)
Alistair’s weight-loss smugathon continues, taking the total so far to 13kg.
… or, since I went vegetarian this year,
Leads me to believe it's not so much weight loss, as dangerous malnutrition...
You would need at the very least 40 bags of potatoes pilled on top of each other before the lock would give way
What's that in jubs?
Then it's probably best that the hat comes with a big furry jacket to optimize performance... (optional extra, POA.)
Shouldn't be too hard- you burn a lot of energy regulating your temperature, and the head is one of the places that looses most heat, so shave the head, mount a refrigeration unit in the hat, and Bingo, weight loss.
Also, a big heavy hat will mean you burn more energy carrying it around and strengthen core muscles trying to stay upright with a fridge on the head.
The deluxe model can have a couple of slots to insert beers, for relaxing after a heavy hat wearing session.
You could even recover some energy with a peliter effect layer between the scalp and the refrigeration unit, and potentially combine it with one of those neoprene belts, redirecting the extracted heat into the belly where it can raise the core temperature, requiring more heat loss through the head.
Perpetual motion, until you run out of fat. Or collapse under the weight. Whichever.
Best cab I ever had, I got in, gabbled the address, and the GPS heard me and repeated it back, and off we went. Didn't have to speak to the driver at all...
"They'll be offered tea and cake"
I'm sure it was cake or death.
'No need for the Army, RAF or most of the Navy.'
Give it a couple of years, and the killer bees, grown huge and souped up on sugar from all the unpicked fruit, will be a tricky target for a nuclear tipped cruise...
Ideal targets for an agile air superiority fighter like the typhoon.
Looks as if someone tried to depict BAE letting off gas.'
Seeing as bae is Danish for shit, seems legit.
It is falsifiable
Teleport the sun hundreds of light years away. If the earth immediately continues in a straight line, then gravity is instantaneous action at a distance. If it continues in orbit until the last light reaches earth, then gravity is transmited at the speed of light.
Not an easy experiment, I agree.
Former friends of boyband stars Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow get the opportunity to tell them just how they feel about being forgotten the instant the band got famous, in 'Take That You Bastards.'
An in depth analysis of fashionable underpant brands worn by rappers, in Biggie's Smalls.
The much requested follow-up will be called The Show Must Go On.
Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen, Jr. deny having ever met Rolf in 'Not You too?'
Marc Almond and David Ball are locked up together in a insane asylum, in Soft Cell.
Celebrities go on cycling tours of the holy land in Christ on a bike.
(Maybe I should do some work now.)
Prince Charles and the former Slade frontman go bargain hunting in Noddy and Big-ears go to Poundland.
Humphrey Littleton reviews Barry Cryer's favorite one-liners, in Humphrey Littleton's Jest of Baz.
Ant tells the harrowing story of the rebirth of his career after he found Dec eviscerated in their hotel room, in Ventriloquism is not just for Dummies.
Celebrating the 76th birthday celebrations of a legendary welsh crooner- Tonight, 76! Tom Jones Has a Big Parade
Popular rapper Marshal Mathers talks about his favorite sweets and shops, in Eminem on M&Ms and M&S.
Terry Christian interviews celebrities about the influence of Face magazine on their carreers, in Arse About Face, tonight on Four.
John Terode and Greg Wallace recreate some of the recipes of the first celebrity chef, in John and Greg's Taste of Fanny
(not music related, but hey ho.)
Personally I went for RSS Brass Monkey
But a fair comment (admittedly, from the daily mash...)
"People don't realize what a dangerous and lonely job we do. No one wants to die on a ship called Boaty McBoatface."
It will end when Meatloaf becomes the artist formally known as Mince.
There once was an artist called Prince,
Who on stage would posture and mince,
Then just for a giggle,
Changed his name to a squiggle,
And nobody's heard of him since...
(isihac- rip willy and humph.)
Give us the one called McNeal!
Surely everyone's heard of cats?
Can they change the name? When I see SPB you keep getting my hopes up that you are getting somewhere with the FAA. :(
Regarding the weight, the SPB plus payload tips the scales at 4,500kg
made me do a double take.
Fly my pretties!
Back to the drawing board, Smithers.
Temperature is the average energy per degree of freedom (number of particles multiplied by the number of ways they can move). In a complete vacuum, there are zero particles, and the sum of their energy is zero. Ask your C compiler, and it will tell you 0./0. is not a number.
Photons are particles too... The icy cold of spaaaaace has lots of them, their energy averages out to about 2.7 Kelvin.
If you made a box full of space, to exclude photons from the universe, then the box will be in equilibrium with the surrounding space- it will also radiate photons between its walls with an average energy of about 2.7 kelvin.
It was a dream compared to the Z80.
Indeed :) Taught myself assembler on a 6502. Thought I was pretty good until I saw the Z80 manual...
Skipped it and went on to a 68000 instead.
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