* Posts by Charlie Clark

4658 posts • joined 16 Apr 2007

Mobile data is getting slower, faster

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Re: US Data Rates seemed rubbish

Not really a fair way to measure. It's quite likely that the deal which 3 has with roaming partners allows them to throttle your traffic in order to privilege their own users. It could, of course, simply be that the cells you were in were swamped with traffic: doesn't take many people watching or uploading video to do this. LTE will over time ameliorate this as the all IP infrastructure should make it easier to handover to local friendly wifi spots in places like cities where it can be difficult to install more aerials.

Otherwise it would seem that T-Mobile's attempts to influence user behaviour (all you can eat video but at lower resolution) might be paying off. No doubt they'll be excitedly pointing to this report.

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Windows 10 market share fell in September

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And El Reg's own stats…

Oh, missing in action as usual…

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Google melts 78 Android security holes, two of which were critical

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Re: @Charlie Clark

Also: if I can offend, irritate or dismay any brand tribalists at any time

Whoosh.

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There is no way I have the money to take on Samsung in the courts.

But I didn't say that. I think it's terrible the way the companies behave. I don't know the setup in Canada but I'm referring to things like the action currently being led by the Dutch consumer rights authorities to try and enforce timely distribution of security patches. I assume you have something like a consumer advice bureau in Canada. If enough customers get up of their fat, lazy, entitled arses and start complaining then the authorities might take action.

My S5 with CM is fine. Wifi isn't at all patchy if a bit greedy. I don't have a 4G SIM but 3G is fine. I have Samsung phones for about 10 years now and they've all been pretty good.

The idea that having to load a third party ROM to get security updates is somehow acceptable

See above: I do think that the companies should be doing a lot more but in their absence I'd rather do something rather than nothing. Bitching about Samsung, or any other company, on an internet forum certainly isn't going to change anything. And if it makes me an asshat to point this out, then I'm happy to be one.

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FFS, Trevor. I've got an S5 (picked it up second hand a year ago) and it's a great phone.

Pursue Samsung via the consumer rights channels where you live (Canada?) as this is only way to effect change. In the meantime just stick CyanogenMod on and you'll get all the security updates. This may be far from perfect but makes you sound less of entitled millennial dick.

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TalkTalk gets record £400k slap-slap from Brit watchdog

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Re: Where's that vomit-inducing CEO now ?

If past form is anything to go by I'm sure we can see her in government or heading some gravy train. After all it's how daddy made his money.

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It had the most 0s the authority could hand out.

Which tells us all we need to know about the ICO's rubber teeth: should per customer (works out at less than £3 per customer), or % of turnover (as proposed in the new EU data protection directive).

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Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

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Kieren, I love you

The new Pixel phones are available to order now.

Not a needless prefix in sight. Can someone please pass the memo on the other hacks?

As for the review: not sure what slide notifications or quick access to settings are but I think Android had both before IOS. The two OS have been growing closer together in look and feel since Apple dropped the skeuomorphic shit.

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‘Andromeda’ will be Google’s Windows NT

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Re: Should have happened years ago

@Dave 126

ChromeOS was a skunkworks project that Google allowed to become a project. But it soon started duplicating infrastructure associated with a full-blown OS: local storage, printing, multimedia. Want a browser-based OS? Try Firefox OS and see how well that's doing. OTOH want a sandboxed Android with no local storage? And as for app delivery via the browser, well we've now got "progressive web apps". ChromeOS was certainly useful developing some of the stuff but has now outlived itself.

The security and update aspects of Android are now well (or at least much better) understood by Google and support is probably built in to anything new. But you can't turn the clock back. A new micro-kernel OS might give them much more scope to push out security patches. A micro-kernel and JIT architecture should cope with most hardware issues but you can also bet that the licence for the new OS will allow less leeway when it comes to hardware and drivers. The latter might also give Google greater access to the Chinese market where Android dominates but without Google's services.

Be interesting to see what they come up with.

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What makes you think that?

Microkernel means no Linux.

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A year living with the Nexus 5X – the good, the bad, and the Nougat

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Re: Re Battery Life: Save me From Electro-pedants!

Lord save me from reviews and comments that suggest that turning off half of your smartphone is a reasonable approach to device operation.

Amen to that but it is useful to know which services require the most juice even when apparently not active.

In my experience toggling wifi makes the most sense when you're trying to eke out a bit more from your phone because the OS and apps will assume you're near a charger. At a conference recently I found that leaving wifi on on my S5 would drain it during the day with only light (messaging) use. Whereas I can happily cycle using the phone to turn by turn navigation for about 5 hours riding time (active GPS and Bluetooth). Passive GPS (not navigating) and Bluetooth use virtually no power and can happily be left on.

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Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

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Re: Good.

Security and bug fixes should not be confused with OS "upgrades". Companies have a legal obligation to provide fixes. Unfortunately, Apple often uses new releases to avoid providing fixes for older versions.

Experience has taught me to avoid such updates until the the first patch release. I also have a heap of stuff that might need compatibility updates.

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Re: This is a much smaller update than going from Windows 7 to Windows 10

not added a bunch of Google like personal information collection

Apple collects just as much of this from search, Siri, et al. as Google does. It just hasn't entered the advertising business. Yet.

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One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad

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Agreed: Marissa Mayer might not have saved Yahoo but it was in a mess when she got there. Carly, by contrast, managed to trash a healthy and well-run company before launching herself into politics.

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Re: multiple places

For some strange reason Mrs Clinton's name is actually spelt "Hillary". But definitely a candidate for the B-Ark, along with most of the Senate, House of Representatives and the House of Commons, all the hereditary peers, bishops (of all persuasions).

Elon: the ship just isn't going to be big enough!

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Re: The Dirty Digger

Actually I was thinking "most of the above and quite a few more". David Cameron seems to have some time on his hands after needlessly setting the country on a course for unchartered waters, not unlike a trip to Mars.

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BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

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Happy

Aha! You're trying to trip us up by including lager in the questionnaire. Presumably you've wired they keyboard up to the cattle-prod for anyone who answers with that!

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More beer!

You've earned this one (and several more) and with the Boss out of the way, there's nothing to stop an early start to Friday afternoon!

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Salesforce asks Europe to stop Microsoft buying LinkedIn after itself trying to buy LinkedIn

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Re: Sour grapes

I can't see the commission following this argument at all: Microsoft is not currently in the HR business, plenty of other platforms exist.

Sounds like poor PR from Salesforce perhaps as part of a phoney war to buy failed social network business, Twitter. Or bidding up its own price prior to being bought by Oracle.

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Ladies in tech, have you considered not letting us know you're female?

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Anonymous interviews have their own problems

First up: it's known that all people have bias for their own kind (gender, class, ethnicity, football team, etc.)

However, recent research into anonymous interviews / CVs indicates that they can be counter-productive, though there is also evidence to the contrary.

http://www.economist.com/news/business/21677214-anonymising-job-applications-eliminate-discrimination-not-easy-no-names-no-bias

Anyway, when it comes to raising funds and getting top jobs, it seems women can be successful: Elizabeth Holmes and Marissa Mayer seemed to do okay. Yes, yes, I know this is cherry-picking.

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Analyst: iPhone 7 points to price jump

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It could also mean a substantial decrease.

This is unlikely: this is what the SE is for. As any fule nose, and as the money markets keep on telling us to justify higher inflation, price cuts often tend to set expectations for further price cuts.

What I think is more likely is: bumping the spec but maintaining the price (adjusted for currency fluctuations) and further segmentation with fewer people opting for the extra storage. Apple has to do something to respond to the ever cheaper SD cards that everyone else can use and things like Samsung's upcoming format which will be huge and very fast. Upping the high end also makes Apple look like a leader (though they're only playing catch up with things like water resistance).

Apple's market share is no longer growing and the absolute numbers have started to dip. The 7 is really a litmus test for whether the delayed replacement cycle, that has hit the whole mobile market, will also affect Apple. We won't really know until Apple releases some numbers.

Personally, although Bernstein has a good reputation, I'd expect any rise in the ASP to be more than offset by lower volumes. Won't really matter much for Apple as the profits will still be huge and the share price, based on price to earnings may still look cheap.

@DougS as for innovation, well we're not seeing it from Apple: waterproofing (Sony and Samsung have had it for years); Android now has multiscreen support builtin; two lenses for pics (Huawei). Apple makes great kit and provides a compelling experience but they left innovation behind a few years ago.

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Lily Cole: You'd hate me more if Impossible.com were a success

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Never seen them but I reckon it's hard to get passed the deformed doll's head…

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British bloke bailed after 'hacker plunders Pippa Middleton's iCloud'

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Re: Interesting..

You can always start a civil suit…

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'Everyone' is buying Twitter

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Re: Always follow the money

Agreed. Suggesting that Google wants to buy it is also part of an attempt to bid up the price, even if it doesn't fit in the list of any of the recent acquisitions by Google.

Twitter itself is probably worth about £2.50. The companies it has bought might be worth a bit more: Vine is popular but all the good clips are also on YouTube.

Over-the-hill company with no real IP? That must be tempting for Microsoft and they could bid against themselves, just like they did when they bought Skype! I just hope that, if Twitter is bought, it gets closed as fast as if went to the wall.

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EU U-turns on mobile roaming fees: No 90-day cap after all

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This is wrong for two reasons: firstly and primarily because it's a typical strawman argument. I wish you luck trying to get that SIM card. Secondly, excessive roaming charges are evidence of market failure. The telcos have know this for around 15 years and have had plenty of time to prepare for it. If you talk to anyone in the business they'll generally admit that they've already priced the change into their business models and they're currently more interested in sharing infrastructure and switching to cheaper all-IP stacks. The biggest costs were those associated with licence auctions and M&A (to reduce competition) but it's okay because these could be offset against tax so never really cost the companies anything.

The most important thing is actually opening up the wholesale market. This will make getting a SIM from another country for use in your home market largely irrelevant: it's classic arbitrage. This is why the European Commission launched the investigation in the first place.

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Re: Lol!

it seems Junker, the politician actually most to blame for Brexit

Really? While I don't think that Juncker is a very good president of the European Commission, I think that the EU referendum in the UK was a wholly avoidable, self-inflicted wound. But you obviously have access to better sources.

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Not enough personality: Google Now becomes Google Not Anymore

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Re: Google Now user

Some of the stuff was really good but it was accompanied by a lot of guff. I really like the way they've added the clever stuff into the calendar app. For me, the Android calendar has by far the best UX. Interestingly I hated Apple's dumbing down of the Calendar app so much that I switched to BusyCal.

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Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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Re: Note to editors

Thanks for reaching out.

You're welcome. Let's try and touch base over the new incentivisation onboarding proposals…

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Note to editors

Companies have "employees", "personnel", "staff". They do not have "staffers" or "new hires". These are made up words by the same people who brought us "pre-order" for "reserve" or simply "order". KISS.

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Google's Allo chat app hits a downside to AI: Bot must hoard private messages to train itself

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One

sentence

per

paragraph

is difficult to read. Please, Miss Quatch, group your sentences by subject into paragraphs.

Thank you.

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Re: No news...

Agreed. I think this kind of data is probably the least interesting for Google. They will be interested in some of the metadata about how successful the bot is, because this will be useful for downstream products it can sell such as chatbots for support.

Anyone who is worried about this had better be sure they're not using GMail, Chrome or YouTube, which aggregate for more valuable data.

For chat I use Signal, Wire and very occasionally Hangouts but I'm quite keen to try Allo out because I'm very interested in the development of "conversational interfaces". In case no one else has noticed: the days of people providing first-level support and horrible, complicated phone menus are well and truly numbered.

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Reg Programming Compo: 22 countries, 137 entries and... wow – loads of Python

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Re: Fortran 90 "weird?" I don't think so.

The competition would have been more interesting

The answers might have been more interesting, but not the competition which was trivial.

Where's the link to the answers?

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Re: Python dict order

Well, Python 3 will reseed the hash for each process. But really you should never be relying on order for hashes anyway. Had to write a couple of tests in the past that did, the tests ended up being easier to understand! :-)

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Vodafone UK blocks bulk nuisance calls. Hurrah!

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Re: Personally, with nuisance calls...

The best attack is actually to waste their time: the calls are free but the "agents" have to paid, in theory. Would be ideal for some kind of bot…

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Re: BT8500 Home Phones

My mum was getting loads of nuisance calls but these have virtually ceased since we got her on TPS. But being able to block on the phone is definitely worthwhile.

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Re: Does it work with landlines?

Yes, but in here in Europe unsolicited communications of all forms are illegal. Why should we pay for a service to prevent illegal behaviour?

The UK seems to suffer from poor regulation and implementation. Fines obviously aren't high enough and the regulator doesn't seem to hound the telcos hard enough to clamp down on this kind of thing. In Germany the telco providing access to the POTS can be sanctioned (including being banned) if it does not clamp down on abuse; fines have been significantly increased. Result: I have had no nuisance calls at all in the last five years on the landline and I can't remember ever getting them on my mobile (number unchanged for 15 years).

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Phones exploding in kids' hands, shares tanking – but it's not all good news at Samsung

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Re: Still plugging the Galaxy 7 - Edge

Because the S7 is not at all affected by the problem, the company should stop promoting it?

Let's keep our feet on the ground: this is mainly a slow news days story for the media to keep trotting out. Millions of devices sold and still less than 100 incidents reported worldwide, recall in process. But in our modern world it seems that people would rather have an accident and talk about it than take steps to avoid it.

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Kneel before Zod! OpenText claims mighty Documentum from Dell

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Re: Genuine question

All of the above but mainly it's a bit of creative accounting.

Dell needs to off-load assets quickly but needs to pretend that the EMC takeover wasn't at a vastly inflated price. Write-downs can be expected once the dust has settled and any paper has been dumped on unsuspecting mugs, aka pension funds desperate for any kind of return in a world of zero interest rates.

So, when you hear the toilet flushing when the inevitable write-down happens, you'll know it's part of your pension you're hearing.

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Heavy lifting for OpenText came courtesy of Barclays Capital who bankrolled the deal to the tune of £1bn credit.

ie. another debt-financed deal that can be written down just as soon as it's financially advantageous.

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The next Bond – Basildon or Bass-Ass? YOU decide

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Re: In the absence of a poll…

Female Bond has already been done in Besson's Nikita. Personally, based on her role in Leon, I'd love to see Natalie Portman reprise the role as an adult.

However, Bond has always had strong female characters, with even a slight role reversal in Spectre for Monica Bellucci.

Shit! Natalie Portman and Monica Bellucci in one post. That's mean done for the day. Where's the kleenex icon, when you need it! I guess this one'll have to do instead! :-)

In any case, the actor matters much less than decent scripts: both Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan were great selections but they were giving fucking awful scripts and even worse directors.

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Just not cricket: Microsoft's big data Googly called No Ball

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Wanting to stress test the architecture?

There's a reason why Google's Deep Mind will happily play Go but probably never tackle cricket.

Getting a computer to take on cricket would be like trying to automate making a good cup of tea…

Don't panic! Mine's the one with a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in the pocket.

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Re: The third boot note had me laughing

I see your Shane Warne and Elizabeth Hurley and raise you Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch*

Like all cliques celebrities are very susceptible to what is known as "associative mating".

* And I also have Henry Kissinger in the hand.

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HP Ink buys Samsung's printer business for a BILLION dollars

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How come?

Looks to me like standard market consolidation (boost margins by eliminating a competitor), though the rider that Samsung will be buying equity is interesting. HP has far more IP in the printing sector than Samsung and those 3D printers would fit well with Samsung's industrial processes.

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No-fly zone suggested for Galaxy Note 7

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Re: Ban all Lithium batteries

All recalls are voluntary. And I repeat: all Lithium batteries are potential fire hazards.

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Florida Man's prized jeep cremated by exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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Better call Saul!

Looks to me like a variation of an insurance scam. Guy needs money so he torches his car and tries to blame the phone because he isn't insured. As I assume any investigation will reveal.

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Filmmaker Werner Herzog interviews Elon Musk for internet doco

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Re: Gosh!

I think he plays a character…

Don't we all? But Herzog really is as mad as he comes across: wanting to make more than one film with Klaus Kinski is proof of that!

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Dell swings layoffs axe at 3,000 EMC people

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As the deal is entirely funded by debt, which has already led to some massively tax efficient payouts, it could be argued that it is a charity.

Anyway, watch that 2 % become something closer to 20 %.

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Re: Out the front door

That may be what they hope to do but that strategy often backfires.

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Re: Believe it you like

But I also suspect you're doom-mongering more than is absolutely necessary. This isn't Microsoft! It'll take a good few years before the shine is replaced with grime, and even then, some sparkle may pop up in other products.

It certainly isn't Microsoft: even if it has a terrible track record when it comes to how it integrates acquisitions, at least Microsoft could afford to buy the companies with cash. Dell, which also has a poor track record of acquisitions, has loaded up massively on debt to pay for this including issuing 30 year bonds with 8% yields, which will be paid from those yet be seen profits. This is completely unsustainable so debt and company restructuring is inevitable. The pressure to sell stuff (VMWare) off or close it down (lots of hardware) will be immense.

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The Rise, Fall and Return of TomTom

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