* Posts by Charlie Clark

4885 posts • joined 16 Apr 2007

BT will HATE us for this one weird 5G trick

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Or, wait for Google to introduce "autonomous pedestrians".

I'll get my coat even if I suspect there's some sense behind this: pedestrians are definitely the most reckless form of transport. After dogs, that is.

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I'm a cyclist myself but find these suggestions less than helpful. Want to make travel safer for all? Then you need to separate and prioritise the different flows as the Dutch have been doing for years and more recently the Danes in Copenhagen. Bad news: it usually means more street furniture to keep the flows apart.

As for lights: my understanding is that Sodium lights are very efficient because they're single spectrum, which is why they're still being adopted for road lighting even though LEDs are much cheaper than they were. I'm not an expert in this field but I seem to recall an article on El Reg about them being rolled out in Canada as low power and low maintenance.

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Oracle DB admins urged to swap their gas guzzler for an electric car

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Re: Oracle's databases don't pollute

Government agencies are driven by politics and not value for money. The big vendors know that getting them onboard is an important part of selling to companies but they also know that they'll be able to milk them forever.

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This article sounds unnecessarily snarky, must we assume the author has an interest in Oracle? Presumably the shindig in San Francisco pales in comparison to what he's used to when Oracle invites…

There are many situations where Oracle is the best solution and for which companies are only too happy pay even large sums of money. But the problem with Oracle, and SAP, are the licensing conditions where companies are forced to pay for stuff they neither want nor need in order for Oracle to maintain an army of sales people. Talk to any large Oracle or SAP customer and it's the contracts that annoy them the most.

Kudos to EnterpriseDB for recognising compatibility as a key motivation for companies to be able to move smaller projects. Postgres' rise in enterprises really started when Sun bought MySQL and there is now a healthy eco-system of companies providing add-ons and consulting for it and sponsoring further development. It's an open source success story and more akin to Openstack than RedHat. Many companies no longer fear open source nor do they confuse free source with "you're on your own".

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Re: And...

And oracle might just say here is mysql enterprise edition

Won't work: MySQL is now a long way behind Postgres in features and strength. For Oracle it's a gateway drug to mainlining PL/SQL, but not appealing to people trying to kick the PL/SQL habit!

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PC sales sinking almost as fast as Donald Trump's poll numbers

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The elephant in the room

Everyone is talking about what they do with their own PCs. But the home PC market was never that big (in comparison with the business market) and started contracting years ago.

No, the news here is that businesses have stopped or slowed down their replacement rates as they move towards "thin client" (phone, tablet, Citrix) solutions for more and more stuff. And, as the server market isn't growing fast enough to compensate, manufacturers are starting to face the squeeze there. This is why IBM and HP have got out and another reason why Dell's purchase of EMC looks worse value for shareholders every day.

Microsoft's 2016 parade is also likely to be cancelled due to rain. They really need to get into services quickly or Google will still the Exchange business from under their noses as well.

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Smell burning? Samsung’s 'Death Note 7' could still cause a contagion

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Samsung Electronics should just about be able to absorb an expense

I think you'll find that the accounting rules will make it much easier to absorb than the current numbers being bandied about suggest. Hence, the stock seems more sensitive to movements by Elliott Capital than anything else.

No, for Samsung, while the write-offs will be painful, what's most important is the PR around how this is handled and how they can prevent similar problems in the future. And in this I agree with you: Samsung's success is important to the whole sector.

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Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

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Re: El Reg

Getting doxxed and a sustained gang-bang over a period of time can melt people's heads.

I'm not sure what that means but disclosing private information is already a criminal offence.

Again: if bullying and mobbing are a problem then it won't just be an online problem.

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Re: El Reg

I can understand wanting to do something about death threats; and misogyny on the net

Why "on the net" particularly?

I do not understand people trying to police the internet or create safe spaces. Given the world we live in, a little online abuse is probably the least of anyone's worries. NB. this does not in anyway condone anti-social or mob behaviour but as long people stay behind their keyboards, where's the problem?

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@Charlie, could I be charged with perjury if I call myself a really nice intelligent person on the stand ?

Well, almost certainly with wasting the court's time because this is clearly such an open an shut case., even though it's the CPS that put you on that stand in the first place. Best thing to do is to add it to the list of crimes you're probably guilty of like "walking along the cracks in the pavement" or in possession of a "loud and offensive wife". I also bet you shake your tinkle more times than the regulation thrice!

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Because the courts have nothing better to do?

Reminds me of Maggie's drive to get everyone into prison in the 1980s. That worked well, didn't it? Court cases are expensive, convictions even more so.

hm, maybe we'll see the privatisation of the justice system next brought to you by the new CEO of Securicare – Alison Saunders.

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aye, but there's the rub: you won't need to. Just calling you a cunt, you moron, will set the alarm bells ringing and have me up before a beak. And who knows, maybe you could be charged as an accomplice for being, well, a moron, you cunt.

Mine's the one with the signed copy of "Derek & Clive" in the pocket.

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FreeBSD 11.0 lands, with security fixes to FreeBSD 11.0

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Yes, because things like shitty USB drivers that can crash the kernel are somehow frowned upon in BSD land. Spoilsports! :-)

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Linus Torvalds says ARM just doesn't look like beating Intel

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Re: Now that ARM has been bought by a bank its future is uncertain IMO

It should still never have been allowed to be sold

By whom? And it wasn't just the directors who approved the sale, the shareholders did as well.

Personally, I don't think the extremely highly leveraged deal was a good idea. But there's no doubt that shareholders made a tidy profit in this latest "debt for profits" move.

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Re: Is Linus's vision really this narrow?

I think we can assume that Linus is talking mainly about the world of servers and data centres, where ARM is just a rounding error.

x86 has the advantage of the various ISAs (industry standard architecture) over the years that has made investment in it as a platform less risky: chip manufacturers aside, there are lots of suppliers for the rest of the kit. ARM is still chasing this kind of uniformity so that moving from one ARM-64 box to another requires more than just recompiling.

However, the sheer volumes of ARM in personal devices has goosed development to levels beyond those that Intel can match and competitive server products are now becoming available. Initially it might only be bespoke hardware for some of the private data centres such as those of Google and Facebook or CDNs like Akamai and Cloudflare, but we can probably expect more generic products as more experience is gained in the field and manufacturers see real cashflow.

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Re: Now that ARM has been bought by a bank its future is uncertain IMO

Softbank, despite its name, is not a bank.

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Four reasons Pixel turns flagship Android mobe makers into roadkill

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Re: Lots of conjectures

Maybe not this year but to me it is the start of a slippery slope.

ie. more conjecture…

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Re: People have been saying this would happen for years

Ever since they bought Motorola their intentions were clear.

They weren't, at least to me they weren't. And the price they paid seem to reflect this. Motorola's patent library was bought as a defence against possible future lawsuits and the manufacturing was then flipped to Lenovo.

The Note 7 hasn't been good for Samsung but it doesn't seem to have as bad as many feared: most people are dutifully replacing the phones with like for like because they, er, like what the phone gives them. By and large Samsung has handled the SNAFU in an exemplary manner and is moving on to the next product.

The big issue for all makers is that the refresh cycle is slowing as people see increasingly less benefit in buying the latest model. Google's biggest play is betting on increased adoption of its services: and I think that they have a pretty compelling offer with the assistant which will benefit from its own network effect as it is installed on more and more of our devices.

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Commodification is the real threat

The ASP for phones has been falling for a while and will continue to do so. This is what is causing manufacturers the biggest problems. Samsung saw this coming a while back and built the relevant product stack from bargain to boutique so that the brand would still matter.

You can now get pretty compelling phones for around $/€/£ 100 and their value for money is only going to improve.

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BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym

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Re: huh ?

said meetings might be held off-site, in a pub-like venue

That's a lot harder to organise than you might imagine. And, remember, it means spending more time with the odious twats on the Committee that you'd rather do almost anything, even work, to avoid!

Seems like you just haven't spent enough time on committees. You'll learn!

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Robots blamed for wiping 10 per cent off the value of sterling

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Re: but but but

real ale only of course

I don't think they drink much of that in Essex… hm. maybe the country could do with a rebranding "The Disunited Kingdom of Essex, Jockland and Taffyville"? Motto: "Did you spill my pint?"

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The UK is already a member of the WTO independent of the EU

When did it manage that feat? It's been a member of the customs union longer than the WTO has been around.

Anyway, let's just wait and see what the fools at Westminster come up with the closer they get to reality.

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Because the markets make money on trading volumes they push for ways to do more of this and faster and lobby strongly against anything such a transaction tax that could slow it down or reduce their margins.

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WTO defaults in place

Only if the UK is a member of the WTO. Once it leaves the EU it will have to apply to join the WTO…

The Tory party conference has given the currency markets plenty to worry about: the government is no longer aiming to reduce debt; access to the single market does not seem to be a priority; the Bank of England may have to choose between propping up assets and defending the currency.

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Russian government ponders open source purchasing preference

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Re: And if Putin *really* feels like annoying the West

This has nothing to do with the GPL. Russian programmers have for years actively contributed to open source projects. Indeed in the Postgres world there's a group of them collectively known as "the Russians".

Just dropping MS Office, Outlook, Exchange and IBM will be sufficient. Worse still if they can demonstrate cost savings with no loss of productivity with the replacements.

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Windows 10 market share fell in September

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Re: Spammer Stats

Those probes and bots generally won't be running a full browser and won't show up for StatCounter or NetMarketShare which rely on JS running in the browser.

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And El Reg's own stats…

Oh, missing in action as usual…

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Google melts 78 Android security holes, two of which were critical

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Me, I'm an entitled baby boomer dick.

Will you settle for "grumpy old git"? ;-) Getting rid of all the crapware is another reason to root and mod. But you're right, it's not for everyone and can be harder on phones that were customised for particular networks and it seems that virtually every Samsung has a special Sprint version.

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Also: if I can offend, irritate or dismay any brand tribalists at any time

Whoosh.

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There is no way I have the money to take on Samsung in the courts.

But I didn't say that. I think it's terrible the way the companies behave. I don't know the setup in Canada but I'm referring to things like the action currently being led by the Dutch consumer rights authorities to try and enforce timely distribution of security patches. I assume you have something like a consumer advice bureau in Canada. If enough customers get up of their fat, lazy, entitled arses and start complaining then the authorities might take action.

My S5 with CM is fine. Wifi isn't at all patchy if a bit greedy. I don't have a 4G SIM but 3G is fine. I have Samsung phones for about 10 years now and they've all been pretty good.

The idea that having to load a third party ROM to get security updates is somehow acceptable

See above: I do think that the companies should be doing a lot more but in their absence I'd rather do something rather than nothing. Bitching about Samsung, or any other company, on an internet forum certainly isn't going to change anything. And if it makes me an asshat to point this out, then I'm happy to be one.

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FFS, Trevor. I've got an S5 (picked it up second hand a year ago) and it's a great phone.

Pursue Samsung via the consumer rights channels where you live (Canada?) as this is only way to effect change. In the meantime just stick CyanogenMod on and you'll get all the security updates. This may be far from perfect but makes you sound less of entitled millennial dick.

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Mobile data is getting slower, faster

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Re: US Data Rates seemed rubbish

Not really a fair way to measure. It's quite likely that the deal which 3 has with roaming partners allows them to throttle your traffic in order to privilege their own users. It could, of course, simply be that the cells you were in were swamped with traffic: doesn't take many people watching or uploading video to do this. LTE will over time ameliorate this as the all IP infrastructure should make it easier to handover to local friendly wifi spots in places like cities where it can be difficult to install more aerials.

Otherwise it would seem that T-Mobile's attempts to influence user behaviour (all you can eat video but at lower resolution) might be paying off. No doubt they'll be excitedly pointing to this report.

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TalkTalk gets record £400k slap-slap from Brit watchdog

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Re: Where's that vomit-inducing CEO now ?

If past form is anything to go by I'm sure we can see her in government or heading some gravy train. After all it's how daddy made his money.

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It had the most 0s the authority could hand out.

Which tells us all we need to know about the ICO's rubber teeth: should per customer (works out at less than £3 per customer), or % of turnover (as proposed in the new EU data protection directive).

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Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

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Kieren, I love you

The new Pixel phones are available to order now.

Not a needless prefix in sight. Can someone please pass the memo on the other hacks?

As for the review: not sure what slide notifications or quick access to settings are but I think Android had both before IOS. The two OS have been growing closer together in look and feel since Apple dropped the skeuomorphic shit.

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‘Andromeda’ will be Google’s Windows NT

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Re: Should have happened years ago

@Dave 126

ChromeOS was a skunkworks project that Google allowed to become a project. But it soon started duplicating infrastructure associated with a full-blown OS: local storage, printing, multimedia. Want a browser-based OS? Try Firefox OS and see how well that's doing. OTOH want a sandboxed Android with no local storage? And as for app delivery via the browser, well we've now got "progressive web apps". ChromeOS was certainly useful developing some of the stuff but has now outlived itself.

The security and update aspects of Android are now well (or at least much better) understood by Google and support is probably built in to anything new. But you can't turn the clock back. A new micro-kernel OS might give them much more scope to push out security patches. A micro-kernel and JIT architecture should cope with most hardware issues but you can also bet that the licence for the new OS will allow less leeway when it comes to hardware and drivers. The latter might also give Google greater access to the Chinese market where Android dominates but without Google's services.

Be interesting to see what they come up with.

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What makes you think that?

Microkernel means no Linux.

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A year living with the Nexus 5X – the good, the bad, and the Nougat

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Re: Re Battery Life: Save me From Electro-pedants!

Lord save me from reviews and comments that suggest that turning off half of your smartphone is a reasonable approach to device operation.

Amen to that but it is useful to know which services require the most juice even when apparently not active.

In my experience toggling wifi makes the most sense when you're trying to eke out a bit more from your phone because the OS and apps will assume you're near a charger. At a conference recently I found that leaving wifi on on my S5 would drain it during the day with only light (messaging) use. Whereas I can happily cycle using the phone to turn by turn navigation for about 5 hours riding time (active GPS and Bluetooth). Passive GPS (not navigating) and Bluetooth use virtually no power and can happily be left on.

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Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

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Re: Good.

Security and bug fixes should not be confused with OS "upgrades". Companies have a legal obligation to provide fixes. Unfortunately, Apple often uses new releases to avoid providing fixes for older versions.

Experience has taught me to avoid such updates until the the first patch release. I also have a heap of stuff that might need compatibility updates.

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Re: This is a much smaller update than going from Windows 7 to Windows 10

not added a bunch of Google like personal information collection

Apple collects just as much of this from search, Siri, et al. as Google does. It just hasn't entered the advertising business. Yet.

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One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad

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Agreed: Marissa Mayer might not have saved Yahoo but it was in a mess when she got there. Carly, by contrast, managed to trash a healthy and well-run company before launching herself into politics.

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Re: multiple places

For some strange reason Mrs Clinton's name is actually spelt "Hillary". But definitely a candidate for the B-Ark, along with most of the Senate, House of Representatives and the House of Commons, all the hereditary peers, bishops (of all persuasions).

Elon: the ship just isn't going to be big enough!

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Re: The Dirty Digger

Actually I was thinking "most of the above and quite a few more". David Cameron seems to have some time on his hands after needlessly setting the country on a course for unchartered waters, not unlike a trip to Mars.

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BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

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Happy

Aha! You're trying to trip us up by including lager in the questionnaire. Presumably you've wired they keyboard up to the cattle-prod for anyone who answers with that!

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More beer!

You've earned this one (and several more) and with the Boss out of the way, there's nothing to stop an early start to Friday afternoon!

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Salesforce asks Europe to stop Microsoft buying LinkedIn after itself trying to buy LinkedIn

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Re: Sour grapes

I can't see the commission following this argument at all: Microsoft is not currently in the HR business, plenty of other platforms exist.

Sounds like poor PR from Salesforce perhaps as part of a phoney war to buy failed social network business, Twitter. Or bidding up its own price prior to being bought by Oracle.

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Ladies in tech, have you considered not letting us know you're female?

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Anonymous interviews have their own problems

First up: it's known that all people have bias for their own kind (gender, class, ethnicity, football team, etc.)

However, recent research into anonymous interviews / CVs indicates that they can be counter-productive, though there is also evidence to the contrary.

http://www.economist.com/news/business/21677214-anonymising-job-applications-eliminate-discrimination-not-easy-no-names-no-bias

Anyway, when it comes to raising funds and getting top jobs, it seems women can be successful: Elizabeth Holmes and Marissa Mayer seemed to do okay. Yes, yes, I know this is cherry-picking.

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Analyst: iPhone 7 points to price jump

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It could also mean a substantial decrease.

This is unlikely: this is what the SE is for. As any fule nose, and as the money markets keep on telling us to justify higher inflation, price cuts often tend to set expectations for further price cuts.

What I think is more likely is: bumping the spec but maintaining the price (adjusted for currency fluctuations) and further segmentation with fewer people opting for the extra storage. Apple has to do something to respond to the ever cheaper SD cards that everyone else can use and things like Samsung's upcoming format which will be huge and very fast. Upping the high end also makes Apple look like a leader (though they're only playing catch up with things like water resistance).

Apple's market share is no longer growing and the absolute numbers have started to dip. The 7 is really a litmus test for whether the delayed replacement cycle, that has hit the whole mobile market, will also affect Apple. We won't really know until Apple releases some numbers.

Personally, although Bernstein has a good reputation, I'd expect any rise in the ASP to be more than offset by lower volumes. Won't really matter much for Apple as the profits will still be huge and the share price, based on price to earnings may still look cheap.

@DougS as for innovation, well we're not seeing it from Apple: waterproofing (Sony and Samsung have had it for years); Android now has multiscreen support builtin; two lenses for pics (Huawei). Apple makes great kit and provides a compelling experience but they left innovation behind a few years ago.

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Lily Cole: You'd hate me more if Impossible.com were a success

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Never seen them but I reckon it's hard to get passed the deformed doll's head…

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British bloke bailed after 'hacker plunders Pippa Middleton's iCloud'

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Re: Interesting..

You can always start a civil suit…

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