Smith in Manc id wank
Wacky: Hello Sir, would you like an id card, they're voluntary and only 60 quid?
Manc: What are the benefits to me?
Wacky: Well, you'd be fighting terrorism and organised crime.
Wacky: We take your finger prints, photo and details, enter it into a database and put the details on a card, when a crime is committed we will check it against the database and bingo.
Manc: I see, how many criminals do you expect to sign up for this voluntary scheme?
Wacky: Oooh, lots and lots I would imagine.
Manc: Can we have a General Election?
Wacky: Erection you say?
Manc: Er...... yes I have an erection, would you like to beat me off? only 60 quid and I can give you a receipt to cover expenses.