* Posts by SigKill

15 posts • joined 30 May 2008

BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical

SigKill

There is no pay, you are receding...

Just joking, of course (?)

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

SigKill

Worth the wait.

Bonus: I almost considered paging The Register because I couldn't remember my password.

BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI

SigKill

"Capo di capo" was obviously wrong but I liked it, sounded goofy but nice.

While you're at it, make it really right: "Capo di tutti *i* capi".

BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse

SigKill
Pint

Back to the root...

... beer.

BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

SigKill

Ho ho ho

Aah, Christmas Carols!

BOFH: Pepper-packing bot plot

SigKill

Yes, ALWAYS

"Isn’t it always the way that the moment you get down to doing something important that requires a large part of your concentration, some idiot rolls up with an inane problem that just can’t wait?"

AYE-MAN brother!!!

BOFH: Die, Robot

SigKill

Before I even read it...

...the title and sub-title already made me ROTFL. :D

BOFH: Forgive and forget

SigKill

QED

I knew it.

Nothing can kill a real Bastard.

Not even another Bastard.

BOFH: Hammer time!

SigKill
Pint

Right, beer!

One of the best ever.

BOFH: A spot of bother

SigKill
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"You know I'm BOFH, I'm BOFH..."

Nice reference to Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) in the title.

A fitting homage to the late great artist.

"The doggone girl is mine..."

BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

SigKill
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Good

That was great. Perry Mason BOFH style.

BOFH: Aspie no questions

SigKill

Boss? What Boss?

Is this supposed to be a new Boss? What happened to Mr. Sue Youall?

BOFH: A safe bet

SigKill
Alert

What now?

I hope the author was not discouraged by the criticism.

Hell, I *need* my weekly BOFH!

SigKill

Woke up this morning...

This week's issue kinda looks like a screenplay for a Sopranos episode.

BOFH: Testing the obscenity filters

SigKill
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An instant classic

I've been reading the BOFH column for years now and I have decided to sign up now just to be able to comment on this one. 'Nuff said!

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