Yes, it'd be good to see an 80 column dot matrix joining in the choruses
Posts by Cliff
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What a time to be alive ... hard and floppy disk drives play Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit
Tech troll's podcasting patent blown out of the water by EFF torpedo
Re: A stupid question
>>>.On the face of it there appears to be a hint of fraud and extracting money with menaces involved here, maybe even blackmail.<<<
Not a hint of it, it's outright, deliberate, balls-out abuse, extortion and bigger war-chest thuggery. It's even worse than Prenda and ilk, involves zero innovation beyond retrospectively making a land-grab for the commons.
These businesses, their owners, shareholders, directors, employees, lawyers, and anyone involved in the rackets they're created to 'enforce' are cunts of the highest order and deserve to live in their own company for all eternity in the newly created 8th realm of hell, just for them.
Light-fingered Satyam founder Ramalinga Raju jailed for seven years
El Reg offers you the chance to become a Master Investor – for free
Ex-cop: Holborn fireball comms outage cover for £200m bling heist gang
Plausible
Being in a movie doesn't necessarily make something a bad idea (although it often does, in fairness, but it's correlation, not causal).
I'd day plausible - if doddery old Fingers McMetal was looking for scrap, what's the cost of sending him down Holborn on the right weekend? He fucks up comms whilst he's there, it may affect alarms, which can only be a good thing for you. If he blows himself up, even better, you don't have to pay him the few grand you promised. Put another way, you're about to do a nine-figure blag, why not stack the cards in your favour with something that can only count in your favour?
Apple swears that NO FANBOI will queue for its new gumble
Don't be stiffed by spies, stand up to Uncle Sam with your proud d**k pics – says Snowden
Re: So, the conclusion is ..
@Fred,
I think I just felt a little let down as I hoped for better. He (and his producers and researchers and writers) is clearly very capable, evidenced by well-constructed programmes that manage to be both entertaining and cutting.
The jumping at shadows business, though, undermined the interview message. The petulant 'I flew in comfort for 10 hours to spend 2 days somewhere for my interviewee (who is a guest of the Russian government and therefore extremely likely to be briefed/driven to the hotel/whatever by them) to be 40 minutes late' just seemed, well, bizarre. Real people fly real places for interviews or jobs frequently. Len blinkin' Goodman flies from London to USA weekly for Strictly Come Dancing/With the Stars, and he's an old boy dance judge on a light entertainment show, not a comedy journalist.
People living in Moscow, London, New York, wherever are subject to the vagueries of traffic, tube, other things. I've waited longer than that for 'showbiz' interviews with someone in the same building. If Snowden hadn't been able to make it at any point within those 2 days, it would have been impolite, but not earth-shattering either. Making a fuss about it plays to anti-Russian sentiment for sure at a time when Putin is posturing and making people uncomfortable - why go for cheap redneck populist shots like that when you're trying to do a story about something far more important? It was just clumsy and, well, bizarre.
Re: So, the conclusion is ..
Personally, I thought the interview was clumsily handled and John Oliver did himself no favours with his playing to 'the Russians are gonna get me' cold war gags. Normally very fond of his shows, this one not so much. Grousing about flying Business to Moscow, FSA gags, 'known associate' (Russia are hosting the guy himself, they aren't chasing known associates, makes no sense, and the US agencies who would care will already be aware of a TV comedian, and probably not give a crap)
That aside, you know the way birds and animals can count upto a few objects before they become overwhelmed and the next number is 'many'? This is pretty much the same thing, people understand people-scale problems. Reducing it to dick-pics is disingenuous in many ways, BUT may get people to at least talk about and consider the issues a little - something they're not currently doing.
Shame, this could have been a great report/episode, but was actually a poor, clumsy, awkward one. Oliver seemed lumpy and puerile without his studio support of writers and researchers, which is a shame as he's clearly talented and has an attractive show model. Brummies, though, eh?
Bonking with Apple is no fun 'cos it's too hard to pay, say punters
Idiot thieves walk free after stolen iPad uploads pics of them with loot
Prison is about 45% effective
Here in the UK at least, but it's probably fairly similar worldwide (with different levels of prison harshness) seeing as everyone still needs prisons. It's also really expensive (£36k/year, but down from a peak of £45k). One of the more effective schemes seems to be getting petty criminals working and into the system, so if you can do that through supervision (much cheaper), it's worth trying. It'll also give a wage to repay the victim, money which is otherwise lost altogether if they get chokey.
Who knows, maybe one or both of these scrotes will sort themselves out, grow up, and become a net benefit to society as opposed to net cost?
Popular crypto app uses single-byte XOR and nowt else, hacker says
Re: Qnza vg!
I make the 2ROT-13 joke in just of course, but it's a great escape of how not sticking to the algorithmic methods exactly can work against you. Alternatively, take a Caesar cipher of some plaintext and then do it again, and again. The cipher is no harder to break if performed one or a dozen times, and indeed the superposition of iterations may leave one or more characters in clear text, so even weaker.
The thing that makes 3DES and friends secure isn't the secret algorithm, it's the randomness of the key and applying it perfectly. Some people dismissing XOR, but it's actually absolutely secure if the key is longer than the message, and random.
Aw, snap! How huge HTML links can crash Chrome tabs in one click
Aluminum bendy battery is boffins' answer to exploding Li-ion menace
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Deep-fried cheesy Hungarian
Streaming tears of laughter as Jay-Z (Tidal) waves goodbye to $56m
Got an Android mobe with a virus? Congrats, you're The One Per Cent
Re: A little math..
Yes indeed, although 8,500,000 of those 10,000,000 use other app sources, which it's rather harder to police. If someone is determined to side load (or dubious app supplier) it's hard to stop them getting what they should be expecting. Try torrenting any computer game or Photoshop for instance - you stand a better than fighting chance of getting infected.
Of the 1,500,000 who got infected via Google Play, these are the ones that are Google's real shame.
Chelsea Manning sets up low-tech Twitter account from prison
Re: Dear sir or madam
Why? Why not she/her/hers? Manning obviously identifies strongly enough as female as to make what cannot have been an easy decision. Is that less important than whether one's bits dangle or not?
I see the whole story as someone who was sick of keeping secrets - if you like, a woman having to pretend to be a man and so ashamed and tense having to maintain a lie. The weight of keeping what they saw as deceit secret 'burst', and personal and state secrets all came out in the open.
I'm guessing you identify as male, so how would you feel if you, with the same mind, feelings, brain, intuition, self found yourself in a woman's body? People would treaty you according to what they saw, maybe treated you as dumber, maybe paid you less, made gags about your physical looks, maybe even made you cover up and forbid you to drive without a brother accompanying you. How would that feel? Would you feel 'but hey I'm actually a man inside here'? Imperfect analogy, but I'm sure you can see the point I'm angling towards.
Basically, are you only male because of you knackers? Or do you identify with your gender strongly?
V&A Museum shows Guardian's destroyed MacBook as ART
What makes art?
We either follow Duchamp down a navel gazey road of contrived construct and pretension which in itself makes a mockery of the commercial art world, or we go with context.
If it was (say) Damien Hurst destroying a laptop, it would be pretentious bollocks, but if it was destroyed out of seeming spite for having held leaked secrets (as if sedition rubs off on electronic components) within the wider picture of the public becoming alarmed and educated about how their own governments spy on them...
This one is about the context. The art isn't the item you're seeing, or how it's arranged, it's what it represents by the fact that someone has thought it worthy of exhibition.
Go, daddy, go: GoDaddy shares rocket 30% in value at IPO
Re: Internet Bubble 2.0
Been in it a while, but nobody listens to the grey dogs when there's a quick buck to be made at the expense of the pension funds that'll end up bearing the brunt of the crashes. Dotcomboomandbust2.0 was in full flow when instagram was overvalued at $1Bn, and that seems like chump change now compared to current overvaluations.
I despair
Project Spartan: We get our claws on Microsoft's browser for Windows 10
Netflix teams with AWS to launch VHS-as-a-service
Re: Early start...
As with all the best terrible ideas, it's not that bad - Instagram showed there's a market for 'shabby chic'-ification of 16Mpx crisp, bright images of lunch. And look at the appeal of the low-fi titles for 'Better Call Saul' - those guys worked hard to make them look that shit (and it works)
Why Feed.Me.Pizza will never exist: Inside the world of government vetoes and the internet
Re: Feeling il.head
As DNS is getting replaced by search engines, it's not actually a bad idea. Let's face it, Google is the AOL of the day in that your granny probably types 'hotmail' into a browser bar and doesn't know the back end difference between that and typing 'hotmail.com'
Bagsy can my number be e7:14:9a:78:ac:11 (or will the Ascension islands object to the 'ac'??)
Jailed Brit con phishes prison, gets bail
To BALDLY GO where few have gone before: NASA 'naut twin to spend YEAR IN SPAACE
Dutch Transport Inspectorate raid Uber's Amsterdam office
You're misunderstanding the disruptive business model because you're so 20th century - these days business moves //faster// than the speed of though. We're also getting into the illegal mining and child labour sectors 'cos they're ripe for disruptive business models too. First though, prostitution and coke dealing...
Blockhead fugitive Snapchats himself into police custody
Apple boots Windows 7 out of Boot Camp
Layla enjoys a Sanskrit makeover: Clapton set to become one of several Gods
Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT
Silk Road coder turned dealer turned informant gets five years
Re: The guy was an idiot...
A tiny percentage of criminals are 'CSI Cyber' - worthy, the vast majority are regular people doing stupid things out of necessity or laziness, neither being the ideal motivation. You don't just wake up one day deciding to be a criminal mastermind, there are usually other factors.
Cortana on Windows 10 is all talk, no apps shun, says Microsoft
Blighty's 12-sided quid to feature schoolboy's posterior
Re: This is a lovely story
Either you're lucky, unlucky, or very bad/over vigilant at spotting fakes! Royal Mint is a pretty good source to cite...
http://www.royalmint.com/discover/uk-coins/counterfeit-one-pound-coins.
I was using old data, 2.5%, where the current figure is 3%. Hope this helps :)
This is a lovely story
The kid may not get a royalty, but by goodness it's a great opener for every interview he goes to hereafter. 'Have you brought any samples of your work?' 'Why actually, dig in your pocket'.
Overdue, I see so many hooky £1 coins and just pass 'em along as people losing faith in the currency is a bigger problem than one coin from every 40 being a pup.
Musk: 'Tesla's electric Model S cars will be less crap soon. I PROMISE'
BBC websites GO TITSUP – Auntie blames 'internal system failure'
Swedish prosecutors finally agree to London interview for Assange™
Re: Interview
>>>.However that same protection allows you to avail yourself of certain rights.<<<
The right to hide in foreign embassies? No problem with that. Is that what you mean by 'same protection'? That's not in question, though, is it?
>>>.So you were in favour of Apartheid?<<<
Say what? What possible leap of imagination equates one paranoid narcissist choosing to hide from police with an entire nation being oppressed for their skin colour? I seriously can't see the parallels here, it's a terrible line of argument. Why not just skip to the ad-homs??
Re: Interview
Is it right that alleged rapists should be allowed to choose the terms of their investigation and prosecution? That seems perverse in itself.
And feel sorry for a man who has elected through his own will to commit contempt and self-incarcerate (no doubt pissing the Ecuadorians off too, by now)? Why?