* Posts by Cliff

1822 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Apr 2007

Microsoft announces execution date for failed QR code-killer

Cliff

Re: Shame, but inevitable

Oh look 2 downvotes. Puzzling. Commentards are an unpredictable lot, anyone would think I was screaming to kill QR codes or that monochrome barcode users mothers worked the streets. Of course I did neither.

I said it had some interesting features, colour was a possibility. The colour palette used is CMYK, so printing is native. Mono is also an option, and it had a pretty decent data density for that as well.

QR Art often seems to defy the tech specs for QR codes (colours, shapes, contrast, etc so it's up to the scanners tolerances). I've seen companies sometimes inserting dummy data to make a bigger code then overwriting those unused bits with logos. It's cheeky but seems to work :-)

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Shame, but inevitable

It was actually funky technology as you could have coloured dots, or any shape, or nest of squiggles, all scanned fine. This meant a cunning graphic designer could have real fun with it and build it into the branding. They also had a higher data density by being colour.

As the code was scanned and the event recorded centrally online it meant you could integrate with something along the lines of IFTTT, not just for your own scans but for all users.

Of course, the fact that they never took off, required always on connectivity to work, and the existing smartphone apps didn't implement the encoding leading to another app just for these tags left it dead.

'BLING BLING, BLING BLING' 'Hello, yes, my iPhone is made of GOLD'

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Not 'urine'

The official Pantone name is 'Fapple Yellow TM'

In case of LOHAN flight emergency, gobble THIS Iridium-Arduino sandwich

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MILEY

Forget the backronym, it's her time, the new guard of the ex-Disney teen meltdown in progress.

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NIPS

Near earth Iridium Power Supervisor

Apple sucking triple the phone switchers as Samsung – report

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Nice, if flawed, article for the fapples.

As above, the combination of the limited home market gene pool for this, unlike comparisons, the absolute lack of absolute figures etc., then it's nice of the reg to print this Apple funded press release to keep the fapples happy :) Fandroids just have to read between the lines to get a superior 'meh' in :)

Amazon DISAPPEARS from internet

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Re: In the meantime

It's got a great shopping paradigm. You put your book in your basket, go to checkout, they take cards, vouchers, even 'cash'. Instant delivery - it's literally in your hands before you even finish the checking out.

Grabbed a coffee whilst I was there too.

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In the meantime

I bought a paper book on the high street.

Dr Dre's Beats plans to drop HTC, hook up with rich mate – report

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Or you could have got some £20 sennheiser cans. Think the model number was something like hd202, actually very good price for the performance. Used a lot in TV edit suites as they're decent and replaceable.

Comet brand yanked from its grave: Tycoon vows to open EIGHTY new stores

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Comet in name only?

And that name is tarnished, so why?

Wikileaks Party scrambles to explain election decisions

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Re: You can give the man a seat

Good luck getting him out of Ecuador through London where he is wanted for bail jumping now. Not that we all wouldn't be happy to see the back of him, as long as he promises to go permanently.

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None of the above/Mandatory voting

Mandatory voting isn't a bad idea at all, but I am all for a 'Actually I don't trust any of these dodgy fuckers but I'm legally forced to stand in this queue to tell you that anything they do is not in my name. If enough other people agree, go away and come back with better candidates' box.

It's the only fair option if you want to force the true opinion or of the population.

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You can give the man a seat

But it's not going to be much use from the Ecuadorian embassy, or do I misunderstand how it works over there?

Google proposes eye-tracking ad-tracking

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We remember it for you - wholesale

If they track not just where the glasses go, hear and see, but also what you personally focus on, it suggests they'll have a better memory of my life than I do. Thankfully my brain filters out much of the mundanity but this won't, it could feel very creepy indeed.

What also if it becomes self aware and starts checking out the talent whilst I'm just trying to read on the beach? The future is a whole new world of problems.

SQUEEEEE! Microsoft goes retro with pay-by-squawk NFC tech

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Re: Got to hand it to Microsoft Research

Years ago when MS had a very open intranet I used to sometimes look at the ideas and work coming from Microsoft's research guys mostly in Cambridge. I was blown away by some of the creativity and innovation and ways of looking at problems I hadn't even imagined. Genuine innovation, very well run department.

Card-cloning crooks use 3D printers to make ever-better skimmers

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Re: Need an innovative solution

Unusual karma, 3D printers have a habit making a really ugly mess of spaghetti. At least at the moment it will still frustrate the arse off of the crooks.

Google goes dark for 2 minutes, kills 40% of world's net traffic

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Holy undergarments

40% of the world traffic? I suppose once you count all the services they have and their price point and general reliability... I mean I use their DNS, so if that was affected (and I think it was) then that would be a bit of a kick in the nuts for other site access too.

Bitcoin laws are coming: US Senate launches virty currency probe

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>Go on, I'll bite. Why the thumbs down?

Maybe someone holding bitcoins they bought at $150 on their way down from $240 hoping for a bounce? BTC threads are generally down vote magnets (see below for instance, apparently it is easier than rational discussion or counterargument)

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Re: @Cliff - Currencies need...

My local corner shop. A pint is 65p.

At the other corner shop, it's 79p.

But then seeing as some places charge more than a quid for 500ml of long shelf life water, it is still far better value!

Cliff

Re: @Cliff - Currencies need...

Yes, I mean unlike other currencies. Not all other currencies, but ones I'd like my pension in.

Sterling - by consensus I can take 65p to the corner shop and buy a pint of milk. There is no current consensus that I can go with 0.000002 or whatever it is BTC and return with milk. Alternatively, I can use the coins as attractive jewellery and write memoirs on a banknote, still more tangible, accessible value than a BTC.

I mention Zimbabwean dollars in another post somewhere - not all other currencies are stable and I have a handful of 10 trillion dollar notes from there, worth slightly less than the ink it cost to print them. However if you stick with one of the biggies you have a stability we have not seen with BTC.

Yes, other fiat currencies are built on trust. It's easier to trust a country which aggressively defends the land and people who pay its taxes than believeing 'just because', much like people did with the dotcomboomandbust1.0, tulip bulbs and pork bellies.

I'm happy to leave my pension in GBP as opposed to BTC. If you're prepared to be paid in BTC and keep your pension in it, fair game to you, hope it works out. Personally I'm seeing another bubble here, but one with vested interests against it.

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Re: Currencies need...

"backed by armies" - well, seeing as The Congo has loads of gold and diamonds as well as other precious minerals, Nigeria has huge amounts of oil, but would you prefer your pension in it their local currencies, or GBP, USD, EUR? It's whoever ultimately controls those resources who has the stability (and who can send in the army if a deal is not honoured).

This is why guns and armies are pretty important for creating stability around the supply of those resources.

Cliff
Facepalm

Re: Currencies need...

Let's be Frank, bitcoins are valuable to number collectors, they have no real tangible value of course. Some other number collectors like numbers enough to swap their numbers for real world goods, and others to swap them for harder currencies backed by armies. But let's face it, Waitrose aren't going to be accepting them for groceries any time soon. Especially as they pay for everything in harder currencies.

A problem is that bitcoins are not stable. Yes the price fluctuates (over 2 years or so that range has been roughly $5 - $240 each), which makes interacting with any other currency more like Zimbabwean dollars than $€£¥. But being purely fiat they are built on trust alone. Who wants to be the one holding the last wallet if the market sneezes as markets do? It takes a brave number collector to stand by his collection when the exchange rates slip. Cashing out when it goes South exacerbates the problem, especially with such a small pool, and it relies on other people to like the numbers more than you do, and have cash to bail out the whole economy. I predict this will happen at some point, purely because of historical bubbles bursting. What is the difference between BTC and any other bubble, really? Virtual pork bellies.

Note that I am not arguing against bitcoins being a clever technical system and great experiment, just that I don't see a long term future for a currency in competition with other currencies backed by tax-bought weapons. Our at least being nurtured to operate on anyone's turf if it is largely just a money laundering tool and there is no state cut.

Leaked photos of iPhone 5C parts portend ugly Google legal battle

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Re: Lots of whooshing noises in this thread

I miss NTK, but Danny is doing a weekly mailout of 15 year old editions with a bit of a commentary. Anyone ingested can probably work out how to subscribe. It's a great reminder of what was going on in IT and the emerging tech culture in the summer of '98 at the moment.

Cliff

Lots of whooshing noises in this thread

If you want your tech news dry and unappealing, might I suggest switching to the competition?

TheRegister is closer in spirit to the Private Eye end of journalism. Sometimes life is allowed to be fun. I take it none of the confused or outraged commentards ever read NTK back in its day? I suspect many Reg journos did, and hey BOFH moved in with them when the NTK office was abandoned.

Your encrypted files are 'exponentially easier' to crack, warn MIT boffins

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Re: I am not a cryptographer but...

It can be counterintuitive. A double pass of ROT-13 for instance gives you cleartext again. Multiple passes of Caesar cyphers don't add any more complexity than a single pass.

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One time pad

The beauty is that a message encoded with a load contains not just any message, but every message. You can (and agencies do) transmit the encoded message via short wave radio with the whole world listening in, with the wrong pad they get the wrong message but would never even know it was.

It's actually very revealing to do a proper wartime one time pad encypherment - you can make a pad pair with a set of dice and a lot of patience. Once you do it yourself by hand you see how perfect the encryption is, and why. The reason doing it electronically is less perfect is because you have to share the pads securely at some point, and to do that instead of using impossible to break encryption, we use hard to break encryption.

New blinged-up 'iPhone 5S' touted by Jobs FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Re: 'could sport a gaudy "champagne gold" coloured case'

New colour name...'Fapple Yellow'

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Re: New iPhone?

>>>your thumb will feel as if it is caressing a nipple.

>>>Or should I say, a tit?

Feeling a right tit, I should imagine. Looking one, at least.

100,000+ Earthlings star in 'reality TV contest' for ONE-WAY ticket to MARS

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Re: Radiation Levels Still a Problem

I suspect there are so many other likely causes of death, a slow killer is less of a risk than pretty much the whole of the rest of the mission

Android bug batters Bitcoin wallets

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Re: virtual risks

^^^ Yes indeed, to other number collectors. Worth fuckall to most people.

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virtual risks

Interesting that this class of risk is far heavier for distributed and noncentralised currencies than even visa and mastercard ones where transactions can be reversed. I guess you have to really trust whoever wrote your wallet app, mind you they would only be able to steal some numbers...

Think your smutty Snapchats can't be saved by dorks? Think again

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Re: Meh

Yet somehow I feel compulsed to see them all. Boobs have a similar distracting effect.

I must be the only one.

Study finds online commentards easily duped, manipulated

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Experiment

+1 this post if you couldn't give a crap about upvote whores.

ULTIMATE cuppa contenders prepare to go mug-to-mug

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Re: Background

Vulture Compatible Mark

Something like that. Have to make a hoohah for the trophy handover, too. Red carpet job.

Glad someone is finally taking this all so seriously - is it the highest paid Apple guy we read had been sent to 'special projects'??

Webcam stripper strikes back at vicious 4Chan trolls after year of bullying

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Poor woman

Herds of adolescent arseholes with no life experience trying to ruin what is unlikely to be her first choice of career must be awful. Little big man keyboard warriors, fuck the lot of 'em.

Google patents swish, swosh, swoosh pattern unlock app swipe

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Not daft idea

If the apps open in their own context so you still have to do the normal pattern to access the os proper. Then you can have c for camera, who cares if the phone takes photos as long as it doesn't also display contacts and gallery. My technophobic beloved often wants to look up train times on an app on my phone, if it had its ownsimple pattern she could do so without asking me stupid questions.

Apple patents laser, incandescent projector for laptops, smartphones

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It doesn't have to be new for Apple to call it new

And they may well do it. I find it baffling why people will bypass a technology until Apple do their version and market the arse off it, but they do.

So Apple will launch one, give it a silly but trademarkable name, tell everyone how clever they are to invent it, competitors will relaunch their versions, and the fapples will accuse them of copying.

Either way it sounds a bit rubbish to me, having seen some of the pico projector efforts. Great gimmick but not terribly bright or high resolution or contrasty.

Behold, replica Nazi-code-cracking Colossus computer IN LEGO FORM

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Lego - are you listening?

Forget all the space, dragons, castles and other derivative crap - we need Bletchley Colossus kits instead!!

Limbaugh: If you hate Apple then you're a lefty blog-o-twat hipster

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He exists to get ears.

The point of this kind of presenter is to make up unashamed bollocks, stir up outrage and press so people argue and start using 'facts' to inflame the debate, and in the meantime the network gets people tuning in to harrumph. Whatever the reason they tuned in, they're still a set of eyes for advertisers and sponsors. He probably doesn't even believe his own poppycock.

In the UK we have the Daily Mail to whip up hysteria with conspiracies about dead princesses, 'x (causes/cures) cancer', etc. Richard Littlejohn can't believe all his hyperbole and venom, and the likes of Clarkson will be deliberately controversial without believing their statements.

USA, UK, despite the news this week the most dangerous trolls in our countries are these guys.

ProfitBricks budget cloud in SECURITY FAIL

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In research sponsored by Amazon...

May as well be, he's done their job for them. FUD, who's going to risk saving a few cents now?

Qualcomm exec on eight-core mobile chips: They're 'dumb'

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> They have also been fined $8.5 for their discovery violations.

>> They have also been fined $8.5 for their discovery violations.

Blimey, that's nearly nine bucks!

;)

Lost phone? Google's got an app for that, coming this month

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preyproject

Is free for up to 3 devices and cross platform so you can protect your android phone, tablets and laptop. Also does the 'take a photo of the scrunt who robbed me' thing, which combined with the location can be somewhat easy for plod to get a collar.

The hammer falls: Feds propose drastic controls on Apple's iTunes Store

Cliff

Re: Eventually, they became the Microsoft they hated

... the Microsoft they envied...

As for being forced to do PE in their underpants, it's in the sense that (were their crime to forget their PE kit) the immediate problem is worked around, but in the most embarrassing way. Apple would prefer a fine 10x higher but being forced to let other children play with its toys in public will be causing meltdowns. They have institutionally always been about the walled garden so this must really hurt.

Cliff

Re: Eventually, they became the Microsoft they hated

Don't kid yourself, they were never the fluffy love hippie collective they portrayed themselves as. Jobs has always been a ruthless megalomaniac. Ask Woz who did the clever computer stuff yet who got the big money.

The punishment for monopolistic behaviour is quite symbolic, it's meant to embarrass as well as break the monopoly which Apple so craves. It's like being made to do PE in their underpants.

Buy a household 3D printer, it'll pay for itself in months!

Cliff

Re: Does this use the same plastic that everything seems to be made of these days?

Does this make PLA a candidate for not bothering with the printer and just modeling the hot plastic by hand?

Cliff

Re: And this ladies and gentlemen....

You just try and tell Steve Bong that...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Print/2012/12/26/3d_printing_xmas_gift_catalog/

Google Glassholes to be BANNED from UK roads

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incompatible

Pop ups don't belong where you're trying to focus and avoid RL popups (children, animals, cyclists etc).

You're 30 years old and your PIN is '1983'. DAMMIT, biz mobe user

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Re: Technology Which Should Die

How about the android screen pattern lock - it is practically good enough, quick, easy , muscle memory, keeps the kids out of the phone, damned hard to shoulder surf if you pick a decent pattern.

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>>Now - try to guess it

We could be here a while, but I'll go first.

Is it 0000?