* Posts by Khaptain

3206 posts • joined 4 May 2008

SkyDrive on par with C: Drive in Windows 8.1

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FAIL

Ironic, you start of by calling everyone grumpy ol bastards then you proceed to demonstrate what's not good about SkyDrive.

By the way, did you actually read the article, SkyDrive will become the "default drive", in other words it's not a backup device at that moment, it becomes your "principal" and therefore "unique" copy of whatever file you are working on......

And pray tell, what solution is available to you when SkyDrive goes titsup..

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That damned cloud again

If the wisdom of MS is pushing us towards the cloud, we would probably be far better of using ChromeOS, at least it was written intentionally for the cloud.

MS are treading on very thin ice, if it breaks they will sink......

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Secret ROYAL BABY birth VIDEO leaked! (And other malware scams)

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Carefull don't go dumping all of your dead bodies in the same bag.

The English might have an obsesssion for the royalty, I am not so sure that any else really cares.

The Scottish : Well the queen owns some nice property but thats about it as far as the Scots are concerned.

The Irish ( Northern Irish), have a very split idea of things.......touchy subject depending on your faith ;-)

The Welsh - I dont have the foggiest idea what they think, although I can imagine that they don't benefit very much from the Royal Entourage either....

The term "British" is actually a very vague term.... It all depends on the subject whether or not it concerns everyone that lives on the island(s).

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Scam Titles

I am sure that the El Reg readership could come up with some interessting title for the scamware emails.

Example :

* Duchess of Cambridge bares her finest asset whilst giving birth.

* Is the baby bald or has the Duchess just had a brazilian.

* The Duchess of Cambridge in stirrups, as you have never seen her before.

et cetera....

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How do you drive a supercomputer round a Formula 1 track?

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Re: Pffft, can anything on google maps these days :D

When you are tripping, geographical location has no relevance :-)))))

<---- Mines the Techni-Coloured Dream Coat....

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Re: Pffft, can anything on google maps these days :D

The above link translates to approxiamtely 6.4 miles north of woodstock.... wonder if it was initially developed by some aging hippies trying to determine the maximum speed at which a joint could be successfully lit..

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Verity's summer songs for programmers: Sing your pals to sleep()

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In memory of Steve Ballmer

To the tune of L. Cohen - Hallelujah)

Now I heard there was a secret code.

That a monkey typed and it pissed the Lord.

But you dont really care for good code do ya.

He typed and he flailed

Till the compiler failed

He smashed his screen and he threw his chair

and the stressed out Steve he cried out loud

I hate computers , I hate computers,

I hate computers , I hate computers.........

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

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No need to ban porn

Wouldn't it just be easier for Mr Cameron to ban "people" or ban wanking..

Porn is after all just another form of escapism, so I presume that instead of Porn people will start turning to other less welcome practices....

There are no real politics today, a lot of knee jerking but no thinking. No one seems to go behind the scenes in order to try and understand why Porn has such a following. Wasn't porn initially created for/by the Gentry....( Paedophilia might be a different cup of tea, I honestly don't know).

Think about the children : Doesn't that phrase just make you cringe..........

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Spotify: If musicians don't give us their stuff they get pirated more

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Re: Adventures in the Netherlands

@Turtle

I understand what you are getting at but the difference in this case is this it is not me that is doing the Piracy. It's a bit like listening to the radio in the morning, I have no idea if the Radio Station pays for the music it plays, I presume that it does but I honestly do not know. YT is exactly the same, I have no way to know whether the video was payed for, whether it is the artist themselves that put it online, whether it is pirated or not etc etc .. I can only presume that it was put there legally.

Google ( YT) provide a service , for ( almost) free.. Why should I not use it.

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Adventures in the Netherlands

Just the title of the report gets the mind wondering about what you are about to read. ( don't worry it's SFW)...

I only perused a 10 or so pages, 26 pages of Spotify, MusicMetrics publicity is not for me .

What I did retain though was the fact that MusicMetrics did not include YouTube in their analysis which, in my opinion, severly sways the balance. In the last 2 years or so I have never before seen such a large quantity of music available on YT.

I am not an audiophile, so I don't really care about bitrate or codec quality, what this means is that Youtube is absolutely perfect for me and probably another couple of hundred millions other viewers/listeners.

I don't need to pirate anything, I don't need to pay Spotify, it's a freetards wet dream.....

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French boffins: Regard, our record-breaking long, fat, wet pipe

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Re: Not if

Thank <deity> that I live on the continent..

Why is this such a big issue with the Brits anyway? Are there more peado bears in GB than anywhere else. Are the majority really that shocked about porn ?

Or is this just shit politics bearing down upon an ignorant public...

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Microsoft's earnings down on slow Windows sales, Surface RT bust

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Re: Sniff!

Andy, let me adjust your phrase, just slightly

These days Steve IS doing all kinds of "unnovating" and "misdesigning" and "incompetence".

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Chipzilla gives computers the finger with gesture acquisition

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World+dog

<quote> its faith that world+dog wants nothing more than a computer they can wave at </quote>

It would be interesting to learn just how many "world+dog" actually equals...

I can understand people that have 5 metre interactive screens, think Jeff Fahey + Lawnmower Man or Tom Cruise + Minority Report, might require this functionality but "world+dog" don't really have the need or the requirement.

However, I am sure that there must be other usages for example: a warehouse person guiding an industrial robot ( modern fork lift), a steel industry worker moving molten lava about the shop floor ( at a distance)etc .... I presume that the army already have some nefarious ideas as well..

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Google teases hush-hush Android event on July 24

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Carefull

This actually be the announcement of the official PRISM version. It's ths one in which you must first ask for clearance from our USA "friends" who then authorise or not your calls/application usage.....

On the other hand the article mentioned, Android has not been updated for at least 5 months... That really is an eternity to wait for "not a lot at all". From ICS to JB there was a severe lacking of "newness", "originality", "usefull"..

I think that the OS in itself can't really stretch out much further now, Android and IOS have come a long way, they are already very mature : what we need is seem cool hardware. It would be nice to see bendy phones, fold-out phones that can work at A7, A6, A5, A4 sizes, "long" battery lives, quick recharges ( 15 minutes from empty to full).

The OS revolution is mature we need to concentrate our efforts elsewhere. ( The last thing that we want is what has happened to Windows, Linux - TIFKAM, Unity etc are dying attempts at adding something new)..... To be fair various Linux distros let us choose alternatives....

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From Russia with no love: Prez Putin dubs Ed Snowden 'unwanted gift'

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Snowden is living proof that it is not worthwhile being honest.

The US are not honest with its people, they don't seem to be too worried.

The UK are not honest with its people, they don't seem to be too worried.

Snowden was honest, he is now "Extremely" worried......

I can easilly imagine though that he thought that he was doing the right thing at the time ........Sheremetyevo will never be the same again....

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Radiohead's Thom Yorke pulls his own music off Spotify

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Re: Spotify

I think it is more important to know how much Spotify actually took in and then deduct what was paid out...

500 Million sounds like a lot but it depends entirely on

* how many different bands it was paid out to

* How the pay outs are calculated - Do young bands get the same pecentages as U2 for example

* Over what period were the monies paid out.

* How much did spotify earn... HOW MUCH !!!!!!!!

* Who else is paid outside of the bands. ( promoters, agents, publicity etc ).

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UK.gov fines itself harshly for hurling NHS records to the winds

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Sperate dealings

Tha hard disks should be removed from the comptuers "before" the computers they leave the hospital.

These disks should then be handled by "validated" security firms that are capable of destroying/wiping the disks correctly.

This is a failure on behalf of the NHS management: in this day and age any manager above a certain level definately should have enough savvy to know the risks involved and the appropriate measures that should be taken. If he does not then he is obviously in the wrong position.

You do not have to be a IT expert to know that confidential data is confidential data.

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Sysadmins: Everything they told you about backup WAS A LIE

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Re: But who gets it in the neck?

Pete, I understand completely what you are saying, if a counterarguement is required it all boils down to "finance".

The accounting departments has requested that 1 Tb of data "must" be backed up every day ( theri choice no yours). Ok, no problem the price of Disks/Tapes/Hardware will be X per year.

My role as the IT Guy is to also say to them that maybe the alternative is to back up only a subset of that data. ( Everything else can be archived) In such a case only 20Gb of data will be backed up daily, ther cost will be Y per year. Will be be lower if you are carefull. You gain not only in in cost but also in backup time ( this is important when problems arise), in recovery time ( vital for the DRP scenarios- get them up and running quicker). BUT it "must" be the Accounts department which make the decision as to which data is vital and which it not.

The bean counters understand figures far better than technology.

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Some extra points

* Ask yourself : How will I cope with vendor lock-in.

* What is backed up is the reponsability of the data owner not the IT Department. Are the other departments aware of the costs/time involved. Ask them to reconsider what they need compared to what they want.

* Add the time it take to bring the Offsite backup tapes "Onsite" into the restoration SLA.

* VERIFY YOUR LOGS......EVERYDAY

* Inform people when backups fail - it is after all their data..

* ALWAYS have more than one backup media ( hard disks + Tapes ) example - Hard disks Onsite + Tapes Offsite.

* Ensure that new Network Shares are added to the backup selection....

* Have you tested restoring your back up tapes on another Site / hardware / Server. If your building and your hardware are completely destroyed you will be glad that you can recover your data elsewhere.

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Apple builds flagship store on top of PLAGUE HOSPITAL

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High Fives no longer.- Whoop , Whoop

As you pass by the door just after purchasing the latest iGadget you wil no longer get a Whoop, Whoop with a high five.

Instead an iNurse will swipe with you a swab and an iDoctor will inject your some with some iRemedy to protect against Whooping Cough.

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Ubuntu 13.10 to ship with Mir instead of X

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Re: Fragmentation

And somewhere far away, a certain Mr Balmer was thinking along the same lines.

<-- Coincedence or irony, both Tux and Ballmer are bald.

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China prepares to lift 13-year game console ban – report

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Difficult to believe

What kind of game lasts 13 years ?

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Up yours, Google! Iran to launch OWN state email service

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Re: Look over there!

Let us not forget the immortal words :

"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose".

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Windows kernel bug-squish, IE update star in July Patch Tuesday

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That all depends if you are bigger thatn the guy that is on shift. ( And hopefully he doesn't have axe wielding tendencies)

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Acer Iconia W3: The first 8-inch Windows 8 Pro tablet

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Re: Too late to market

@MMeir - Couple of points

W8 is a new product, and tablet PCs are not Tablets, they were not designed for the same market. The Tablet PC was designed for business, tablets were designed initially for the public at large.

The AppStore for MS is brand new, with few apps, compared to Apple or Google.

Handwriting is not the major reason that most people will buy a tablet. They want to surf the web, consume content, look at cat photos etc

If "all" it needs is a 10" Screen and a Wacom Pen then that is a major FAIL from the word go.

By the way I have been using a Note for the last 18 months and it fits nicely in a suit/jacket pocket.

Apple have the Wow factor.

Google have the Geek factor.

MS have ( well they don't actually have any factor for the moment.)

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Too late to market

MS are coming into a very, very mature market with mediocre products and nothing new to offer.

It means yet another ecosystem for the end user. ( More accounts to create, yet another payment method to hand over etc etc) .

I can't see what MS have to offer that is better than what the existing market already has. Why would anyone be enticed to move over, there is no pride about owning a tablet or having the latest OS, that just doesn't cut mustard anymore..

The tablet Fad has come and is just about ready to board the "end of life train". Have a look on the train/bus in the morning and what do you see. One or two people with uncomfortable sized tablets. Everyone else is punching heartly away on the pocket sized smartphones.....

I think the market will remain in the 4,5,6 inch smartphone size. They fit in the pocket/handbag and are very capable devices. They are actualy useable...

It would be nice if someone would invent a folding smartphone that was ergonomique and seemless. ( Whatevwer happened to the bendy ones

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HTTP 2.0 interop tests slated for August

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Re: Why the Internet clusterfucks

<quote>Honestly, the best way to speed up web pages is to block advertisers and web bugs. Google is the problem, not the solution.</quote>

Google itself is not the problem, after all they only exist because people want to advertise their products.

Rather than say Google is the problem I would be more inclined to say that "Commercialisation" on a whole is the problem. Example: If Google were to collapse tommorrow would they be replaced by another advertising company, of course they would.

I for one would be quite happy to pay a small fee ( 5 Euros per month) for a non-commercial internet...

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Microsoft to ship Windows 8.1 in 'late August'

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Re: Program manager was available on WIn 95

@AC 08:56

Before mentioning other people's "drivel" please re-read your own post..... It is quite revealing.

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Have you ever even considered for a moment that some of us are simply quite comfortable/happy/find it usefull/ mange quite well with the existing start menu.

TIFKAM wasn't made for the desktop and I don't have a touch screen on any of my computers, 2 at work and 4 at home, so it is not just a case of "getting over it".

W8 does offer other advantages but the change in the interface makes for a major pain .......

Choice would have been nice and no "Classic Start" is not choice, it is a workaround....

By the way, it is not the Start Button that is the problem it is the Start Menu or lack of.

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8.1 or 8.0 same ol same

I have given 8.1 a few days testing on my secondary workstation and I personally don't feel that it is going to make the slightest difference. I just have to pray that W7 will have a long shelf life. The majority of our machines are still on XP and it looks like W7 is the winner for the upgraded machines.

The few changes that were made were so minor that they are irrelavant. Balmer described this as being more than an Service Pack !!!!!!!!. I would hardly consider it as anything more than ironing out some late bugs.

By the way Steve, that's not a start button, it's a shortcut to TIFKAM and for Deitys sake fix the damned "no network connection" icon when a proxy is being used.

It's a shame, I really wanted MS to make an effort an bring back that "Start Menu" as well as the Start button.

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OFFICIAL: Humans will only tolerate robots as helpful SLAVES

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Re: Sex Slave Robots FTW!

Hopefully someone, not another robot, had taken the time to ensure that no "sharp" edges had be forgotten about.

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Apple: Ta for blowing £££s on apps, fanbois. Now we've set them FREE

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Hence the golden rule :

Never buy today that which will be cheaper tommorrow.

(You can save yourself a fortune with that little proverb.)

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Samsung Galaxy S3 explodes, turns young woman into 'burnt pig'

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Cochon brûlé

I can't think of many things as bad as burnt Fanny..

Sorry, but that just had to to be said......

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Texas teen jailed for four months over sarcastic Facebook comment

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Downvote drive

Looks like somone ran through the thread and downvoted nearly all the comments. I wonder if that is a jailing offense in Texas ?

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The irresistible rise of the corporate app

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Re: Couple of points

Kindly care to share the usage if it is not confidential. ie What kind of application, environment, is it really BYOD or do BA provide everything.

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Couple of points

Who exactly are the "corporates" that have "apps. I know that mines doesn't .

In my book "apps" are what you find on a smartphone, they are not synonymous with programs. Apps are for un/pleasure/leisure. Programs are about "work" and corporations want you to work not play.

BYOD, pull the other one, it is and still remains a marketing wet dream... It is what is commonly known as a fad..... Would you care to provide some real world figures and I dont mean on the same level as MS with their W8 licences ( Sold against shipped).

I work in Geneva, and cutting edge gadgets are common to see on the streets but in business, in the offices on users desktops, ie the "real world", I am not convinced that BYOD is making any impact at all...... Corporate Email (Exchange, BES) does not count, we already had that for years.

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Credit card donations to WikiLeaks restored as Mastercard breaks ranks

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Developement

It took longer than expected to deploy a new PRISM gateway but now that it is ready they have re-opened for business.....

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I'm 'pretty comfy' with PRISM + 'It's Google. What else do you expect'

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Re: Gangsters

What you mean like "Ronnie" Reagan and "Reggie" Obama........

The differennce being that the Kray twins were publically known as professional criminals whereas the aformentioned presidents are just amateurs....

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Apple files patent for 'Waze-plus'

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Re: Google are no better

Existing patents are one thing , future patents and the ability to stop others creating patents is also a very powerfull tool, think prior art.......

Dont forget : Lawyers are like prositutes, they dont really care who or how they fuck people, just as long they get paid. for the job....

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Google are no better

And why do you all believe that Google bought Waze - It is for exactly the same reason, the Patent portfolio....

I like both Apple and Google products but their strategies are really beginning to piss me off. Between them , they make Microsoft look like a bunch of nice people.....

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Every Friday is rat-out-your-boss-for-software-piracy Friday

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How did it get there ?

How did the "illegal / pirated" software get there in the first place?

Where did the cracking exes /serial numbers come from ?

How do most people, the non IT crowd, know the difference between legal / illegal software ?

There are a lot of facts missing from the article......

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Fedora back on track with Schrödinger's cat

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Schrödinger's cat

What is being implied here, that Fedora 19 has several states of operability and even quite possibly that the all states exist at the same given time.

Confused : yes, dont worry, Schrödinger's cat was too.

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UK data cops to Google: You've got three months to sort out privacy

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Chocolate Security

Since the NSA now seem to pOwn Google et el , I would be very surprised to see Google cowtow to the UK govt.

I doubt that David Cameron has balls ( no, not Ed) that are required to face up to the Google factory.....

France on the other hand are competing against the good ol USA for spying supremecy so it is definately in their interest to "annoy" Larry and friends.

Why don't we have a decent European search engine. Something that the yanks don't govern and that the Brits won't sell out to them.

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Flogging an iTunes app? Just 4k downloads will get you in Top 10

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Re: Not as bad as it sounds

Agreed, if it is 12K a day then we should be talking about a lot more than justs BJs.........

Kinda makes you wonder though if it wouldn't be worthwhile writing a "Rent a BJ" app. You get a percentage from Apple and a percentage from the Prostitutes.....

Win Win for everyone.

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Re: That's what I thought

Where I work , $12 certainly doesn't cover lunch and the prostitues wouldn't even spit on you for that price.

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Is that $4300 daily, weekly, monthly or yearly.

Daily or weekly would do just fine.

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If BlackBerry were a bunch of startups, would you invest?

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Not now I wouldn't

1st up I didn't do my homework. I did not ask the BES admin if the latest BB , the Q10 for example, was compatible with our BES server. I purchased said telephone for a colleague , from our telco, only to be a little pissed of with myself for not being able to connect it to our server. One call later and I was informed why, OK I felt like a prat for not doing my homework, such is life...

Due to the fact that we are a megacorp, the BES server will not be getting updated for quite some time.

That means that the latest and greatest BBs are off limits for quite some time to come. I presume that many of the larger companies will be pretty much in the same position. None of BBs new hardware will be compatible with their N-1 generation BES servers, ouch.

Therefore, no , I would not be prepared to invest in RIM Blackberry for quite some time.

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AMD joins LibreOffice, adds GPU grunt to free software suite

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Re: It's 2013

The GPU is required for the forthcoming inclusion of Clippy, Links, Rover and Merlin and not to forget everyones favorite office addin Microsoft Bob.

Which would then become LibreOffice Bob. ( Jokes starts here)

User : LO Bob........

Bob : Well hello to you too, what can I help you with today.

User : I can't find the ribbon bar.

Bob : That's Ok this is Linux we don't use a Ribbon bar.

User : And where are the TIFKAM tiles

Bob : FOAD.

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IT bloke inadvertently broadcasts smut on vast public screen

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Could have been worse

If his webcam had been switched on at that moment , the embarrasment alone would have been enough punishment.

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